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When I was in high school I thought it would be realy funny to buy a dildo from Spencers as a gag joke. The joke was funny asf within my group of friends for like a month or so.

And then I was just a random owner of a dildo

I knew I needed to get rid of it cause I would have probably killed myself if my parents found it in my room. I knew that after school there were always a group of kids who worked out in our school gym, and they would leave their backpacks wide open in the locker room, so when everyone left I put the dildo in a random kids bag.

I honestly just wish I got to see his reaction when he got home.

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Throwaway account, because that matters I guess.

So, I (24F) met this guy (29M) at work and we've hung out a few times at office parties. He's a super nice guy and a looker, but nobody knows what hes all about. Thats kind of what attracts me to him. Thursday he asked me out for drinks for Friday, I could tell he was wicked nervous because he kept tripping over his words and whatnot.

Anyway, last night rolls around and I meet him at the bar. I could tell he'd already had a few drinks, but he wasn't drunk, maybe a little buzzed. We get chatting and he breaks the touch barrier almost immediately. Not in a creepy way or anything though, just innocent touches on my arm or hands. After about two hours of just talking, the bar is getting noisy so we decide to go back to his place.

He has a beautiful house which I was really surprised by. A cute puppy too that makes my heart melt. But we talk in his living room for a while and after a few more drinks he starts really putting the moves on me. We kiss for a few minutes, and eventually end up in the bedroom.

This is the wicked sad part. All on his nightstand are pictures of him with some woman. Wedding photos and what look like vacation photos too. Starting to get a little creeped out, I hold the presses and ask if he's married or something. He kind of freaks out and tucks the pictures away in a drawer and tells me he's widowed. I'm taken aback because nobody knew that about him at work. He gets weird and keeps apologizing for not telling me but I tell him I'm fine. He works himself up and starts bawling. I try to comfort him, but he just tells me I should go.

I leave and my God I've never felt so bad in my life. I don't know if I should have stayed or if I did the right thing. I texted him this morning and I haven't gotten a text back, I feel so shitty. Should I go back and check on him or something? I feel really bad.

Edit: Wow I didn't know this would blow up! Thank you all for the advice!

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Speciaal bericht: Vele mensen in Nederland winnen duizenden euros en de reden zal je verbazen!!

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I died from second hand embarrassment and I'm typing this as a ghost.

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OG r/http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/legaladvice/comments/9gl4df/co_a_boy_with_an_intellectual_disability/

We talked to the teacher and principal. They have been less than helpful to say the least.

There has been some back and forth via emails and visiting the school and the principal has been mostly hands off and the teacher has retaliated against our daughter.

I don't think the the specifics are super important but in the end we asked "perhaps seating be rearranged". The teacher decided to announce to the class that our daughter was "afraid" of the boy and moved her to a desk next to her desk. Like, literally next to hers, facing the rest of the class. My daughter is mortified and has said she will never tell us about anything ever again. My daughter is "safe" but at what cost? Have we taught our girl that reporting sexual is assault is not worth it? We've destroyed her trust in us and the school/teacher. The vindictive part of me almost wants to pursue the assault charges just to teach these assholes a lesson.

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