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[–]PM_ME_UR_CORNBREAD 735 points736 points  (18 children)

Aww, Bitch.

[–]LordLeti 234 points235 points  (9 children)

Don't even trip, dog.

[–]aceofspades9963 124 points125 points  (8 children)

We got you dog

[–]rauf107 34 points35 points  (6 children)


[–]4fathersnspikedbats 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Thank you bitch.

[–]robbedigital 15 points16 points  (4 children)

You can run...

[–]Phatikant 16 points17 points  (3 children)

But you cannot hide bitch !

[–]AndrewHutcheson 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Wait wait wait, since when did we take this guys's advice on anything?

[–]Raider_Overboss 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We don't give advice we take it bitch!

[–]Frison23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Aww it's you guys

[–]Phys4Fun 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Hey yo scary t, don’t even trip about your pants, dawg.

[–]n0204344 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Lol scary terry

[–]beargrease_sandwich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Out there! NOT in here.

[–]pat_mybhals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came here for this comment

[–]TimeIs0verSir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to prime time, bitch.

[–]tahcamen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah jeez!

[–]dollaz808 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God damnit you beat me to it

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (3 children)


[–]James_429 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thought this was r/fallout for a moment

[–]toxinogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needed a chem break.

[–]GeraldBWilsonJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they just don't get it ya know?

[–]ded-a-chek 64 points65 points  (10 children)

But his dream is to chase others in their dreams.

[–]MyTrueIdiotSelf990 16 points17 points  (7 children)

I thought it was kiddy-diddling. . .

[–]Discord_agent 5 points6 points  (3 children)

That’s only in the remake. In the original he was innocent and trying to get revenge.

[–]booblitchutz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Incorrect, friend. Freddy was definitely not innocent in the original. “The lawyers got fat and the judge got famous but someone forgot to sign the search warrant in the right place and Freddy was free just like that” is what Nancy’s mom says. As far as kiddie diddling, also no. He was a child murderer in the original movies. They added the diddling part to make it “edgier”. Sigh.

[–]J0hnEddy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

they never say he was innocent of being a child killer at the very least. He was found innocent on a technicality and the parents took justice into their own hands by burning him in his house. The jump rope girls that sing that creepy ass song are some of his victims. Even though it`s never said outright, child molestation is heavily suggested.

[–]booblitchutz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unclear what indicates that molestation was suggested heavily. In Freddy v Jason the little girl says he especially likes to kill girls, which is a possible indication but otherwise he’s just a murderer.. that is until the remake

[–]the_leprechauns_anus 1 point2 points  (2 children)


[–]Throttlechopper 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]wunderschmidt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are there t shirts for this already? Who can I give my money to?

[–]Semantiks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AND even if you go deeper I bet the guy in the costume dreamed of being an actor, so... yano, bam.

[–]LuckOnMars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought something didn’t make sense about what I was seeing and reading, couldn’t put my finger on it. Thank you.

[–]Govinda74 80 points81 points  (2 children)

You know what Freddy could use about now? An unexpected encounter with Keanu "Cyber-Jesus" Reeves to brighten his spirits!

[–]personalcheesecake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who's? Keanu's not the one who should be scared...

[–]weeble1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s never been a better “Cyber-Jesus”. You’re now the virgin “Govinda74” who gave birth to cyber-Jesus, forgive me, I’ve been drinking

[–]yaBoi___ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's been hard ever since the smoothskins kicked me outta diamond city.

[–]MilesStandish801 15 points16 points  (4 children)

slav squat

[–]Kid_Budi 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Look at the back heel...imposter!

[–]TheXelerate 12 points13 points  (1 child)

western spy exposed

[–]SuperHuman64 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hang in there, Sharp Hand Joe!

[–]Toshiba1point0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did ya come from, where did ya go? I sliced kids long time ago...

[–]rejiuspride 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If I would wake up and see Freddy smoking in front of my bed. I would do two things: piss myself and stop smoking because I would be dead

[–]BobbyGasoline 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Or you just make him breakfast and tell him that you have to get ready for work.

[–]nootrino 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Aww, bitch!"

[–]pkoleary 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s never too late Freddy!

[–]WendyLRogers3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gallagher really changed after the accident.

[–]Mebitaru_Guva 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]the_leprechauns_anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eithan from h3h3 makes a cameo in that video.

[–]For_Answer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Showed my wife this and she asked if he was deadpool. 😥

[–]douchebag_hater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slavy Krueger

[–]Cubemil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's a western spy... all slavs squat with the whole feet down!

[–]asrk790 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Why do I have to do all the chasing? Why can’t someone chase me for once?”

[–]cumnuri83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they hide and don’t run, bitch

[–]Gadellio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew i would find you all bitching here

[–]Hobbes_the_cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't hide from me bitch!

[–]Wangchuk69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen this reposted at least 4 times. It's time to stop.

[–]alexfish_ 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Where is this pic from, dude looks a little bit like the guy from the Kodaline "All I Want" music video, but I don't remember a scene like this tho it is possible

[–]patcriss 5 points6 points  (4 children)

It's the Freddy Krueger actor (nightmare on elm street) taking a break.

[–]Ftpini 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Robert Englund.

[–]patcriss 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The long-ish nose tells me it's Englund.

[–]Ftpini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went back and double checked. Hayley’s Face was not at all symmetrical like Englund’s. It’s absolutely Englund.

[–]alexfish_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, thanks,I have heard of that, but never seen it.

[–]thatgreenmess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he found out he wants to dream they dream.

[–]I_can_pun_anything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist, that was his dream.

[–]JOHNNY_tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he know that smoking is bad for his ski-... nevermind.

[–]MyTrueIdiotSelf990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hard.

Then you hard.

[–]Ladle19 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ImSteezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn son

[–]Wahaambulance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, dragoncon.

[–]MichaelBolton23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what’s your dream Freddy?

World peace, u know.. doing something positive in the world..

[–]cannonmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny yet so deep..

[–]couplefunones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actor that plays Freddy lived in my hometown growing up. Weird seeing him getting an iced coffee at Starbucks every now and then.

[–]StrayCatSD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regretty Krueger

[–]hxsai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heels in the sky, western spy.

[–]PlanetDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cyka feet must flat when do slav squat

[–]jcarules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that WAS his dream.

[–]cajiky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sympathize with this on so many levels

[–]Guapscotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]apowell4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freddy’s seen some shit!

[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's supposed to be funny but that's exactly how I feel right now... at 29. It's a tough and shitty feeling starting over and sometimes feel like you cannot win. But I'm trying to keep my heads up and run.

[–]25ReasonsForSuicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't that know he was Russian

[–]Indubitably_Confused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up, self.savage.

[–]uknowdamnwellimright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you find peace.

[–]DrMonkey7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expecting the Fat Jewish to post this on his insta any moment.

[–]stee7e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent so much time reposting other people's meme I forgot to make my own.

[–]minime0o0o -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]CallForthTheSkull -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

This is such an old shitty meme

[–]TattooHelpPlease2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good meme, but it's been on every meme subreddit since the beginning of 2017

[–]SeamusHeaneysGhost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is Reposted every two weeks ...please stop, being so unoriginal for karma isn't worth it

[–]philvilla18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)