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Posted byPrisoner Functionary3 years ago
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[PSA] A new experimental treatment has been discovered that promises to remove one's flair! Taking all volunteers! This is so exciting, brothers and sisters!

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level 1

You're all terrible people. I can't believe all this arose from an April fools joke.

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[deleted]
1 point · 3 years ago

We're conquerors is what we are. The vanquished hate the strong, but we are victors non the less. We were the ones smart enough and strong enough to bring the shade to the purples.

level 3

I haven't been captured / vanquished. I'm just surprised by an April fools joke going this far.

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[deleted]
4 points · 3 years ago

It can only escalate

level 5

do you think the admins will ever be like, "dang we did a great job this year!"?

level 6
[deleted]
3 points · 3 years ago

Absolutely. This is what the admins wanted. (This is probably the most fun I've had on reddit in a while) they also managed to pay for 9 months of gold with /r/thebutton alone.

level 7

All hate aside this has been the funnest thing I've done all year! (other than making finals in world class in percussion)

level 2

Take the stick out of your ass.

level 3

Wait what?

level 4

You're taking the button too seriously. Nobody is a terrible person for acting within the mythos of the button.

level 5

Just go with the role play. Sometimes we have to be negative about things our characters are against. It was never meant to be absolutely negative if you see how the comment chain progressed there was no hostile feelings. That is the beauty of role play, in character one second the next second out of character.

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1 point · 3 years ago
level 1

All my 59 brothers. Unsub from this horrible place and join us at /r/The59s where we are gaining our strength. Leave this place.

May all remember the PurpleCaust.

level 1

okay, i'll admit, this was pretty good

level 1
[deleted]
3 points · 3 years ago

Ok I'm going to try. Let me know if it works.

Edit: It did! Thanks OP!

level 1
4 points · 3 years ago

If this is such a wonderful procedure, why haven't you undergone it yet? I'm not criticizing you, I'd just like to know. Surely you, of all people, would be the most eager to get rid of your 59s flair. Until such a time as you have undergone this procedure to make sure it is safe I would advise 59s against undergoing it for their own safety.

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[deleted]
4 points · 3 years ago

Hello. I am looking for a camp where I can change my ways. I grew up different, always feeling an urge that my parents and community warned me against. In the end I sinned and went through with it. I thought going all the way would bring me fulfillment, but instead it only left a hole in me where I knew what I had done was wrong. I exchanged eternal salvation for a few moments of ecstasy, and now can only look back in shame. Father, forgive me.

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Your Friend2 points · 3 years ago

Sorry! No Can't-pressers allowed. Stay safe, and avoid flair mixing!

level 3

I don't remember there being a rule about certain flairs not being allowed. Show me where that rule is written. Or did you just make that up because I'm LBGT?

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2 points · 3 years ago

Hey we only judge by colors. Race and sexual orientation don't have anything to do with our judgement.

level 4
Your Friend0 points · 3 years ago

I'm sorry, what is LBGT? We're not interested in any new religions.

level 5
  1. I was using my background as being LBGT as a comparison to this, how it's wrong of you to try and covert someone if they don't want to change. You have just as much of a right to be a non-pusher as they do to be pushers.

  2. It appears you're quite familiar with gay sex.

level 6
Your Friend2 points · 3 years ago

Oh nose. You caughted me.

level 7

OK, I'll just come out and say it.

This is /u/Tsych / /u/CriticalMoon

The reason this got to me because it reminded me of the fight I had for who I wanted to date. I've talked to several users and I can now see I took this way too far. I just really hate oppression of every kind but I see this is just meant to be a joke and nothing more.

I sincerely do want to apologize. Can we please talk via PM if you message /u/CriticalMoon. There are things I'd like to tell you about me that would be better not spoken here. I will delete all the comments I made towards you that harassed you, but could you please talk to me?

level 1
level 1

You could just uncheck "show my flair". /ooc

level 1
Your Friend-1 points · 3 years ago

Truly our top scientists have impressed us with this medical marvel of an invention. It took much trial and error, and many volunteers perished in the alpha testing, but their sacrifices have not been in vain! Finally something to give repentant pressers hope!

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Your Friend-3 points · 3 years ago

Don't compare me to him.

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