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[–]tatsuedoa 73 points74 points  (12 children)

So goldilocks broke into 3 gay men's apartment. Family guy got it part right

[–]thisjustathrowaway 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They were actually 3 male bears living together

[–]tiaradactyl 9 points10 points  (10 children)

I'm confused as to why 3 bachelor's living together means everyone thinks they're gay... Not ragging. Just don't get it.

[–]tatsuedoa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It used to be a joke/stereotype that "confirmed" bachelors living together were gay. Being openly gay wasnt too cool to people, but rooming up with a guy was fine, and if neither of you ever seemed to be dating it could just be bad luck.

So basically it was just an old smokescreen that people always reference for a dumb joke/stereotype.

[–]xXx_DEPRESHION69_xXx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's because of "bear". No need to get deep.

[–]mr_saunders 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I thought the premise was that a gruff hairier homosexual make was generally referred to as a bear

[–]tiaradactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly didn't know that. TIL.

[–]some_kinda_genius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's called having a roommate. Guys even slept in the same bed together like 150 years ago, probably to save space and it wasn't seen as taboo back then. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only Redditor who, you know, goes outside. I'm gay myself and didn't even make the gay connection until I saw the joke in the comments.

[–]Valentinee105 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because a hairy gay man is called a bear and a confirmed bachelor was slang for gay.

[–]Oraclio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t 2 men living together be gayest? If they’re into gang banging each other, surely there would be more than 3?

3 men living together cannot be gay. It probably even ‘cures’ homosexuality.

I need to sell this to some Christian cure camps

[–]ShoutyCrackers 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If they were rotund, hairy, gay bachelors, then they still would have been three bears.

[–]lurking_digger 35 points36 points  (1 child)

So, Will and Grace?

edit: Yes, I'm a fan

[–]y2k890[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno. Only saw like one episode of that back in its original run. Probably more The Odd Couple.

[–]thecatman456 16 points17 points  (1 child)


[–]BubbleHead87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol like lyh

[–]necromundus 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I'm pretty sure the bears also mauled her to death. That's kinda the thing about old fairy tales: they always end badly.


The old woman starts, runs away, breaks her neck and goes to the hospital.

Close enough.

[–]Breeze_in_the_Trees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original tale tells of a badly-behaved old woman who enters the forest home of three bachelor bears whilst they are away.

So not bachelor humans, which some might have assumed.

[–]finite_automata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goldilocks sometimes also went by Aunt May.

[–]Da_master_of_you_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Mind_Lasher 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Someones been sleeping in my bed" has a whole new meaning. Was she fucking all of them at the same time or did they pass her around unknowingly?

[–]thisjustathrowaway -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The bachelors are actually 3 single bears living together.

[–]PiLamdOd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's why they're called Three Bears.

[–]Darkpopemaledict 1 point2 points  (4 children)

FYI this is the origin of the term "Bears" to describe large, hairy gay men!

[–]y2k890[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Huh. Interesting.

[–]Darkpopemaledict 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That was a joke;)

[–]WhichWayzUp 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's still plausible. Let's propagate it as truth.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still plausible. Let's propagate it as truth.

You've got a successful career in the media ahead of you pal.

[–]GothamCountySheriff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Certainly adds a different meaning to her comments of “Too big... Too small... Just right”.

[–]RikuVeli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you goldilocks

you break chair

you eata spaghet

go home to your house

[–]GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i saw that porno