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[–]wvmtnboy 474 points475 points  (15 children)

Seems like that would be a fun mini game.

[–]BurningOasis 166 points167 points  (0 children)

The fun part is trying to exit the lobby.

[–]derage88 89 points90 points  (12 children)

Just play current GTA Online. It's like trying to escape the cheater, basically the same thing.

[–]throwaway21343232242 14 points15 points  (11 children)

It's baffling they investing so much into mtx without making too much of an attempt to thwart hacking and cheating.

[–]TheWorldisFullofWar 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Well, I doubt they care about the PC playerbase. Most of their profits are from consoles.

[–]Fantasticxbox 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I think it might be another issue. Since the only way, let's be real, to own most if not every vehicule, out for the last two years, the other way is ... hackers. Hackers who drop money.

So there's an acceptance of hackers, and most of them are not being reported. Which in the end just leave massive leaks of the game not being fixed because R* cannot simply trace what an hacker did if he is not reported.

It's only a theory. So watch out.

[–]jiggatron69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I was playing GTA V and my first online game a hacker shows up and drops just an ungodly amount of money from the sky on me. The game then starts getting weird as buildings and cars and all sorts of weird shit starts falling out of the sky. Someone might have reported him but i doubt it. We all became insanely wealthy in 10 minutes so i just stopped playing.

[–]OleKosyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money-spawning cheaters are dealt with swiftly and often without player intervention. Griefing haxx0rz, on the other hand, can get dozens of reports dumped on them to no effect.

[–]tdog_93 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Unless it's free money cheaters/hackers and then they fix it within the hour or fix it later and erase the money

[–]throwawayproblems198 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Been on the hacker wagon since the game came out.

Been given money before and after the cashocalipse.

I think I'm down to 5mil now.

[–]neocatzeo 0 points1 point  (3 children)

So you can afford 2 cars.

[–]throwawayproblems198 0 points1 point  (2 children)

... yes.

I mostly quit for the loading screens. I couldn't take it anymore.

[–]neocatzeo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Single player load screen advertising multiplayer micro transactions...

[–]throwawayproblems198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll join a race!

Loads into game. Load to find lobby. Load from lobby to race Get spun Race ends. MORE LOADING

[–]JuvenileEloquent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the same business philosophy as PUBG. You don't fix the game to make cheating difficult, or permanently ban cheaters, you let them get away with it for a while and then ban their game copy so that they can buy a new one and start over again. Why do you think GTAV was for so long in the top sellers list in Steam?

Cheaters buying more copies all the time == $$$
Normal players having a cheater-free experience == nothing.

[–]MyUnclesALawyer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and there were tons of different types of mini games we would try to come up with when GTA 4 originally came out. The online free roam was totally unprecendeted. We saw it as this amazing new playground and wanted to make maximum use of it.

One game I liked playing was Smear the Shit, which just invloved one person on a motorbike trying to evade everyone else in vans.

After the Gay Tony expansion was released there was a bug where you could gain altitude with the parachute by tapping both the triggers. We used that to play game that involved shooting rockets at each other on the downtown roofs with weapon damage turned off. The explosions would still send you flying hilariously and you would still receive fall damage if you hit the ground BUT if you were able to recover and pull your chute you could theoretically fly back onto a roof and continue the game.

Of course there was always the ongoing competition to see who could get thrown in a car the furthest from the glitchy swingset.

Far too many fun little games we would play to list. Now that nostalgia has come back Im gonna see if people are still playing GTA4.

[–]FlannelPlaid 305 points306 points  (22 children)

I have the urge to yell bravo and clap. That was damn near short film worthy. Had suspense. Drama. Action. Horror. Was just missing Meaghan Fox or perhaps Brooklyn Decker running around.

[–]whatsthewhatwhat 142 points143 points  (17 children)

Meaghan

Got enough letters mate?

[–]FlannelPlaid 65 points66 points  (3 children)

I figured I'd go with the version of the name with the most characters in case I got the spelling wrong.

[–]whatsthewhatwhat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A solid plan :)

[–]thefiction24 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ashleigheyee

[–]Boobisboobbackwards 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She sounds unattainably attractive and equally trashy..

[–]BlueBomber13 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Mheahghahn.

[–]Mikeavelli 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Sounds like a small town in Wales.

[–]Generaider 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mega Kangaskhan?

[–]neoikon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, my favorite scotch.

[–]Telid 14 points15 points  (4 children)

He's collecting the leftover bits after her plastic surgeries. That's why he has a little extra.

[–]ammcneil 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Plastic surgery you say,

Does she still have her terrifying toe thumbs?

[–]AgentSkidMarks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I was hoping to sleep tonight but now that image will be with me all day.

[–]Sam_sta 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Another vowel please Carol

[–]alucard971 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Hello? Yes, hi. Its Meaghan.

No, this is the first time we've talked."

[–]Bylahgo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MegaHanSolo Fox

[–]Radingod123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even had the classic camera shake of action movies.

[–]bignose703 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There was no character development though..

[–]petorius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drape one of them over a motorbike. That'll do the trick.

[–]Ultimate_Dragonborn 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Directed by Michael Bay

[–]VerminLordTaka 212 points213 points  (32 children)

The fact that the GTA community has reverted to calling hackers / cheaters “modders” bewilders me.

It’s like as if they don’t even care there are dudes who just blow them up for no reason with a keystroke lol.

[–]The1WhoIsThe1 78 points79 points  (27 children)

Hmm... We call them modders because all they are doing is downloading a simple mod menu to cheat with. They are not hacking anything. And calling them hackers is misleading.

[–]seanbrockest 161 points162 points  (6 children)

Hence cheaters

[–]CeramicAtaraxia 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Yes but that sounds like word that is overused by 8 year olds so it has less meaning. "Modder" means "I know you're not special and you just downloaded a mod. good for you, dick"

[–]seanbrockest 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean, but modding is a legitimate talent, and has far reaching meanings beyond gaming.

These assholes are not part of the modding community

[–]DaHolk 11 points12 points  (3 children)

With the slight difference that the term IS ALREADY USED for people creating content.

So what you are saying is misusing an already existing word has more meaning than using the correct one.

[–]PwnDailY 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Modders also implies an in depth knowledge of coding and game manipulation. And modders... true modders create masterpieces that add more content to the base game.

Cheaters, or script kiddies as some call them just download a basic cheat menu program and toggle various things on and off.

Using ‘modders’ as the word to describe script kiddies is just plain wrong and it paints mods/modders as shitty people, when in fact, most of the time they are helping to create a better game by adding features that had never existed before.

[–]Heliolord 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cheater is too bland and script kiddies is too long. Abbreviate them to skiddies. Because they're skidmarks of society.

[–]largePenisLover 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Modders as a term refers to people who create mods. Like the modders who make skyrim/fallout mods.
So calling them modders is misleading as well.

People who download and use mods are end users.
People who download and use cheat apps are cheaters.
People who download and use scripts written by hackers are called "script kiddies"

[–]CornDoggyStyle 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I think we can all agree on the term "Mod Using Cheater Kids" or M.U.C.K. for short.

[–]seanbrockest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mucker, I like it! And it gives that smug sense of self confidence when someone asks you what it means, and you get to spell it all out for them.

[–]BiteSizeRudy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just call them Lesters since GTA:O came out. A lot of them get angry about the term.

[–]Heliolord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skiddies.

[–]OphidianZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno.. by that logic they're all end users I think.

[–]teppo_winnipeg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't download a car

[–]treoni 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Let's just call them script kiddies.

[–]Heliolord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skiddies. Because they're skidmarks of society.

[–]LeapzGY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or marble instead

[–]zakh134 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I prefer calling them script kiddies, it doesn't give the cheaters credit and it doesn't give mods a bad name, just the people abusing them.

[–]rBeowulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

back then we called them lammers or script kids...

[–]phodder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's call them Menunaires.

[–]Plzbanmebrony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it isn't. Hacker = cheater. You insult modders when you do this. You look uncultured when you talk that way.

[–]spoonb4fork -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How is it possible that you kids are this stupid, that the obvious word cheater does not even occur to you here, you go straight to "hackers."

[–]Heliolord 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One term is script kiddies, for their use of (probably butchering the terminology) scripted mod menus. Though it's a tad long to say. So let's abbreviate it: skiddies. Because they're the underwear skidmarks of society.

[–]Defanalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close. Script kiddies emerged in hacking culture to describe someone who doesn't understand the actual inner workings of a system but just downloads script to hack for them.

[–]Knolligge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word modder originates in the earlier console days of xbox/ps2/PS3/xbox360. In order to fuck with the game, you would have to get your hands on a modified or "Jtagged" developer console (hence "modder") usually through buying one or following a shady tutorial that might brick your console. No real skill required, so people went with calling them modders rather than hackers.

[–]Gmasterg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can create epic moments like this though, pretty funny and chaotic, the way some people like GTA.

[–]zizukex 27 points28 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA presses right trigger harder AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]everypostepic 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Needs more camera shaking to emphasize I'm in danger.

[–]taclark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get motion sick from some games, but that's the first gif I've ever seen that's managed it.

[–]TokenAtheist 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Brought to you by TORGUE

[–]Ashefall 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME THIS GIF WAS! PLEASE USE MORE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EMPHASIS!

[–]Generaider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY BE A HERO...WHEN YOU CAN EAT ONE?!?!

[–]Nebathemonk 162 points163 points  (17 children)

OP went to the Prometheus School of driving away from things.

ding

[–]FirebugRM 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Doesn't quite apply when the thing you're running from can follow.

[–]treoni 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Thing in Prometheus: a giant rolling donut.

Thing chasing OP: a person deliberately chasing OP

[–]austinrushing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol that shits terrifying

[–]RainWelsh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like the moment after the motorcycle goes down, where it looks like he might have escaped. Then a couple of seconds later everything goes to shit. Nice moment of hope snatched away, very cinematic!

[–]GoToNap 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This looks like that car scene from Alone in the Dark

[–]Who_knows_Jewnose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't heard this game referenced in awhile, but I actually thought the same thing. Game got some hate but I didn't mind it

[–]Dafty342 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Protip: Watch it again but this time with the inception music

[–]OhHiThisIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[–]Bigred2989 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Must go faster! Must go faster!"

[–]Generaider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No matter how many times I watch this, that part when the modder crashes his motorbike into the back of the car and flies off gets me every time.

[–]Argon1124 6 points7 points  (4 children)

This guy isn't a modder, he's a hacker. Don't conflate the two.

edit: Cheaters is a more proper term.

[–]RogueIslesRefugee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hacking suggests the person knows what they're doing when it comes to messing with the game code. With the exception of the hack/mod/cheat creator, these guys aren't hackers of any sort. They're exploit and hack abusers, script kiddies, whatever. Not hackers.

[–]Argon1124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheaters, that was the word I was thinking of.

[–]GlyphGryph -1 points0 points  (1 child)

he's not a hacker any more than he's a modder.

Although this is also indistinguishable from many of the games I played with fellow modders back in the day - believe it or not, there are many modders who are active in multiplayer games and shit like this is how we had fun.

I will never forget the beauty of my sniper-rifle-that-shot-sticky-grenades in Halo 2. I was so proud of that thing. But it was a bit OP, so I usually stuck to the Banshee-shotgun or the Momentum-smg (did no damage but had force kickback)

We never played in public matches because who wants to get banned, you know? But plenty of folks sought our games out because crazy shit like this can actually be really fun.

Simple "hackers" usually don't do stuff that's this flashy.

[–]Argon1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is the lack of context in this. I'm just going off of the assumption that this is a public match.

[–]Tranpanzer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

escaping intensifies

[–]Just_Pak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist He is the modder.

[–]natethomas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That looks like a nightmare.

[–]DMG1991 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that was some intense shit

[–]-Senator- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doody died because of you. You need to repent.

[–]GreatRackValidator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never been so invested in the outcome of a gif holy shit.

[–]zboy7082 3 points4 points  (1 child)

when did "hackers" become "modders"?

[–]Pyroven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a phenomenon only existant on r/GTAV

[–]seanjones802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lost my bonnet, better turn my lights on!

[–]Ihavetoleavesoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is unacceptable. I always leave the lobby immediately when I see a modder and Rockstar took away 4 million of my money for some reason, haven't played for 4 months.

[–]coolmb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A rite of passage for GTA IV online.

[–]dawgit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what Hawaii thought they were going to see this morning

[–]MonkheyBoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

F.E.A.R. 3 (or F3AR) had a coop game mode called "Fucking Run" where you had to outrun a fog or something that instakilled you. Probably the only good thing in that game.

[–]LukaCola 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuck everything about that screen shake, damn it's excessive

[–]bluesheep123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think they had expected this many explosions to ever occur at once.

[–]Dakrturi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The new fast and furious looks nice

[–]Plugpin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That frame rate just screamed danger.

[–]BatBast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much the ending of USS callister

[–]IsTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goldeneye 007 Multiplayer

  • Bunker

  • Floating ammo glitch

  • Timed mines

  • Unlimited ammo

[–]Eractum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it could actually be turned into a bad horror movie)

[–]GyberMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your cousin wont go bowling with you

[–]reddNOOB2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could be an action movie. Just needs The Rock or Vin Diesel on it.

[–]Gmasterg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised he went that long without crashing.

[–]paranoiadroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It Follows 2: It Also Explodes

[–]BeezyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be a really fun game...without the horrendous screen shake.

[–]Zorkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all with cardboard boxes superglued over his arms. Poor bastard never had a chance.

[–]tanomous 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I remember one of the old Die Hard games having a crazy gameplay sequence like this where the city was getting destroyed and you had to gtfo. I'm trying to find it but not sure where it is

[–]umadbrobot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Unwashed socks!"

[–]tanomous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unwashed socks

what?

[–]Rwdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cue pirates of the Caribbean music

[–]HyperLordXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People still play GTA 4?

[–]TheWebDoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't escape the wrath of God.

[–]egon1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movie 2012

[–]MrEpicDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCP-[Redacted] has escaped containment again...

Please form an orderly line for amestics.

[–]BizzyM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got blasted into an A-ha music video there at the end.

[–]nogoodgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol what a wild ride. I miss GTA4.

[–]KMillz16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the opening of Metal Gear Solid V, remember wondering what the actual fuck was happening and why Johnny Storm was angry at me

[–]wetsoup 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]Ramadran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As if explosives didn’t already ruin GTA online for me...

[–]whatsthatbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well thats obnox

[–]SomeRandomBlogger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA4 except every time the wheel turns, the camera shakes slightly more.

[–]YeMothor2457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Katyusa's start howling

[–]Jam_and_Cabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super intense.

[–]JroffThe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor bastard on the faggio didn’t make it.

[–]Thrannn -1 points0 points  (3 children)

which game is this? graphics look like gta san andreas, but the HUD looks like gta 5

[–]Gyvon 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Oh gee, if only there were a game released between those two.

[–]Thrannn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh okay i had no idea that gta 4 had a similar healthbar to gta 5

edit: alright im clearly wrong with everything im saying.

[–]DeltaForce2898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poor green dude hit you can fell off to his death

[–]Shrubpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOODY PepeHands

[–]cornbreadsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The poor man on the motorcycle you got in his way :(

[–]martindm03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I played GTA V online one of these guys gave the whole lobby like 80 million, so of course I bought tons of cars and shit. The next day I go to play online, banned for a month lol! They are serious about the illegitimate money thing, they want you to buy the cards.

[–]butsuon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screen shake is cancer.

[–]superman-ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was fucking intense! I had a small panic attack

[–]gladisr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Directed By Michael Bay

[–]Hookinsu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this is the reason I much prefered the game on console. I dont know how it's like these days. But I played Gta4 for like 500-700 hours on console and maybe saw 1 or 2 cheaters in all that time. (Rpg spammer for example) Gta 4 and 5 are so sad to play online on PC, there's barely a lobby without a modder/cheater since always. I remember buying Gta4 on PC and I dont even have 1 hour overall played on PC, the modded shit-lobbies I saw made me want to delete the game right away.

Edit: Lel, the butthurt pc-modder downvotes because they never experienced an actual fun session without modders in those games, cant help it, dudes!

[–]Musicnote328 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Directed by Michael Bay

[–]velocitymstr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The cheat mod do make the game a lot more fun as long as you don't get a player who a butt with it I admit I trolled some kids with the fat people with guns spawning

[–]MercerMontiere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Michael Bay

[–]xX_Derpboosic_Xx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Directed by Michael Bay

[–]seluryar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think this image gave me parkinsons or something..

[–]greenlandtomsmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruddas what game is this?