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[–]snokesroomate 550 points551 points  (3 children)

Best part is when he breaks character for a second to check if the camera is still on.

[–]rileyunzi 105 points106 points  (0 children)

‘Still rollin? Good.’

[–]fakegodman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nailed it

[–]thisisnotmyname17 3216 points3217 points  (99 children)

He looks really tough, until you realize he has on his anti-anxiety thundershirt!! Sweet thing!!

[–]this_is_for_chumps 1069 points1070 points  (15 children)

It's his anti-anxiety body armor

[–]cheeseshrice1966 112 points113 points  (0 children)

That is his bad-ass, take no prisoners, suffers no fools vest.

He laughs at anxiety.

[–]wonbedesign 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Got any of those in human size?

[–]headexpl0dy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

King Kong ain't got shit on him!

[–]LargeD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too. Thanks.

[–]mergingplatypus 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Hes only anxious because hes not kicking your ass, punk.

[–]Olive_Jane 331 points332 points  (51 children)

Here is my 'tough' girl in her Thundershirt on New Year's...



In her favorite fallout shelter, under my desk.

(Her other favorite fallout shelter, the bathrub, was occupied)

Edit: more pics


[–]gammonaddict 70 points71 points  (29 children)

Scale of 1-Purple, how well does that thunder buddy work? My girl has horrible anxiety about thunder and fireworks...

[–]TheBoomerXL 61 points62 points  (4 children)

I have a Jack Russell that alway had major anxiety attacks during thunderstorms or fireworks and I can tell you it helped. Instead of bouncing around from place to place he’ll just find somewhere he feels safe and basically go to sleep eventually

[–]Olive_Jane 29 points30 points  (2 children)


My girl tries to hide in so many places but is usually too big, so she suffices with sticking her head in.

[–]TheBoomerXL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, dogs are so amazing. As far as she’s concerned she’s perfectly sheltered

[–]William_Zazinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want something like that for myself :(

[–]Olive_Jane 108 points109 points  (6 children)

It's not a magical fix all but when I put it on my dog she tends to hunker down, vs. without it she will go from place to place trying to hide. So I believe it does help calm her. I don't use the oil or whatever else goes with it.

[–]Pattriktrik 11 points12 points  (5 children)

What is it? And how does it work?

[–]alianarchy 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Its a compression jacket. The feeling of pressure on all sides is comforting to animals in distress. Just like when a person is upset a hug is comforting. Works with some animals but some dislike the feeling.

[–]goldengracie 32 points33 points  (0 children)

We adopted a 7-year-old Golden Retriever who was broken-hearted after leaving her old home. Her Thundershirt got her through the first three months when she didn't feel safe and was afraid of everything. Four years later, she only needs it during bad storms. We are thankful to have had it when she needed it.

Purple/purple would buy it again.

[–]Neato 20 points21 points  (4 children)

I have a Bischon-King Charles mix and it didn't do anything. He gets upset at people outside, fireworks, the garbage men, etc. The only thing I've found that works is a white noise machine when we leave the house.

[–]elsharra 7 points8 points  (1 child)

They do work very well a lot of the time, ok some of the time, and not at all for some dogs... They can be expencive, so if you think you want to try one, you might want to go to a used clothing store and find a baby or todler onsie or tshirt that will fit your dog tight (like a baby being swaddled) but without constricting movement. If you notice improvement durring storms and such, then it'll probably be worth getting a thundershirt. The thundershirts will work better than a baby shirt by a lot, but at least the baby shirt will give you an idea if it's worth trying.

[–]notabigmelvillecrowd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

In my admittedly limited experience, dogs that don't like being cuddled don't really like it. I opt for giving my dog treats when the offending noise occurs. It helps a lot.

[–]TheProtractor 16 points17 points  (16 children)

Can you save me googling how this works?

[–]Olive_Jane 91 points92 points  (13 children)

Yeah, The tldr is that it's a wearable hug. Like swaddling your dog. It wraps around and uses Velcro in three places so it's snug on your pug. Then they feel less anxiety hopefully. I think it can be hit or miss, I commented elsewhere that it's not a magical fix all.

[–]ficcionella 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Consider my heart melted <3

[–]Vexcative 6 points7 points  (10 children)

Stupid question. What is the evolutionary advantage of freaking the fuck out during thunder?

[–]Souperpie84 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Probably because thunder=lightning and lightning=death so better get inside.

Or it's startling and triggers fight or flight response.

[–]Words_are_Windy 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Loud noises = danger in the wild, whether it's thunder or other animals making noises.

[–]Vexcative 2 points3 points  (3 children)

i thought their instincts are more sophisticated than that, also, why don't cats or most of the other animals give a damn fuck?

[–]curiositykillstak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Owner of 3 kitties here! Mine all freak out at loud noises as well. Fireworks are the worst for the poor beebs. The only animal I have that doesn't seem bothered is my ball python, and from what I understand, they hear through their jaws, so the sound may not be too defined. A big boom with lots of vibration might make him react, but otherwise, he seems unaffected by sound.

[–]dylan15766 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Never heard about thindershirts before so I had to do some research.

Here's some copy/paste for those who are also interested. (Pets at home)

Thundershirt's gentle, constant pressure has a dramatic calming effect for most dogs if anxious, fearful or over-excited.

Based on surveys completed by more than 2000 customers, over 80% of dogs showed improvement in symptoms when using the Thundershirt.

Thundershirt can used for the following symptoms:

Fear of thunder

Fear of fireworks

Separation anxiety

Crate training

Problem barking

Problem Jumping

Lead pulling

and many more!

[–]xXx69PuSSyBl00d69XxX 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Lookin’ fresh in his thundershirt.

[–]hashtagfuckyou12 419 points420 points  (12 children)

That is a tough looking dog

[–]_fck 297 points298 points  (5 children)

Well he grew up in a ruff environment

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 3534 points3535 points  (84 children)

[–]locutogram 629 points630 points  (40 children)

You didn't tell me you like to get wet

[–]tuskvarner 240 points241 points  (12 children)

PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, Ashy Larry.

[–]landon34 154 points155 points  (3 children)

White people love Wayne Brady... because he makes Bryant Gumbel... look like Malcolm X

[–]Surly_Asian_Man 48 points49 points  (0 children)


[–]hoursisthefury 17 points18 points  (1 child)

so i make bryant gumbel look like malcom x, huh mother fucker?

[–]StateofWA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give me your sandwich, Dave

[–]Itroll4love 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Shit, it's Wayne Brady!

[–]ShadowedHuman 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Is Wayne Brady... going to have to choke a bitch?

[–]JM-Rie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

is Wayne Brady gon have to choke a bitch?

[–]Itroll4love 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good evening, bitches.

[–]RabidZoo 54 points55 points  (8 children)

It's not what you know. It's what you can prove.

[–]the_dude_upvotes 64 points65 points  (5 children)

This ain't no after school special, if you don't smoke this we have a problem

[–]RabidZoo 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

[–]ExpFilm_Student 13 points14 points  (1 child)


[–]AbandonedArchive 22 points23 points  (0 children)

To protect the sheep you gotta catch the good boy, and it takes a good boy to catch a good boy.

[–]_DavidPuddy_ 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Gimme your damn Scooby Snack.

[–]Junior_Arino 135 points136 points  (8 children)

I thought u were retired

[–]-Viridian- 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Did a double take when I saw your username! Yay! Welcome back!

[–]SinaSyndrome 46 points47 points  (1 child)

A surprise to be sure

[–]ravenquothe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

But a welcome one

[–]StaviStopit 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dude this is fucking awesome.

[–]narse77 20 points21 points  (0 children)

OMG a wild sketch appeared!!! Glad to see a post from you!!

[–]shadowatmidnight104 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whoa you're back?? Best day ever! Please tell me Sprog doesn't have to tap out or something now...

[–]GenericUsername_1234 610 points611 points  (12 children)

He's giving an ocular patdown

[–]tuskvarner 69 points70 points  (4 children)

He made em look like bitches!

[–]Ahursey 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Stupid science bitches, no less!

[–]stupidCSstudent 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Look at his stare, he’s been drinking fight milk.

[–]epicdiehard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stupid science bitches couldn't even make my friend more smarter!

[–]dbrianmorgan 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Country-Mac level patdown.

[–]rgbweston 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Clocked a knife in his boot.

[–]Minerva7 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Unexpected Sunny

[–]smokinjoe056 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Assessed the situation

[–]uncle_Vernon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shit you cleared him?

[–]Fumane 972 points973 points  (15 children)

If that dog ever needed a job, he could be a bouncer for a kennel. He'd keep all the bitches safe.

[–]pinkcrushedvelvet 138 points139 points  (13 children)

He has a job, he's wearing the owner's company's beanie. This is probably a covert advertisement in all honesty. I saw this posted on their Instagram the other week.

[–]danspanksmidgets 142 points143 points  (4 children)

If this is the future of advertising, I’m all for it

[–]Fumane 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Well dog spelled backwards is god.

[–]Platypus-Man 24 points25 points  (1 child)

capslock is an anagram of cockslap.

[–]electricblues42 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's my secret cap. Reddit is all a covert advertisement.

[–]tolerablycool 241 points242 points  (15 children)

I truly believe that if he had a voice, he'd sound like Ving Rhames.

[–]808sAndPoundcake 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Nah this is literally the dog form of DMX

[–]Ovaltine-_Jenkins 41 points42 points  (1 child)

DMX is the dog form of DMX

[–]Brometheus-Pound 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Arf arf!

Don't get it twisted!

[–]baconsuspenders 840 points841 points  (59 children)

If Kevin Hart were a dog...

[–]AWildEnglishman 310 points311 points  (22 children)

I was thinking Will Smith as Hancock.

[–]whiskeypickle 95 points96 points  (13 children)

Is it just me or was Hancock too early for the time. I think it would be way more successful now, after seeing what deadpool did

[–]FriendFoundAccount 81 points82 points  (5 children)

If it wasn't two different scripts thrown together, sure.

[–]Bxnyc718 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Was just thinking that

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points  (3 children)

That movie was really good until the second half, and it just got really bloated and stupid.

[–]RageOverflows 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I loved that movie. One of the first DVDs I bought with my own money and it came with his beanie!

[–]jhl88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was thinking DMX

[–]LLCoolJ94 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Idk he looks like a dead ringer for Method Man as is

[–]pluto47 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wtf this is exactly what i was thinking

[–]aaalxxx 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The dog reminded me Tyrion Lannister https://imgur.com/BVRk6Pa

[–]shailesh214 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Seriously at first glimpse i thought it to be kevin hart with green hat

[–]shannydoots 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Poot from The Wire

[–]porkadachop 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s a cold world, Bodie. People goin’ one way, the world goin’ the other.

[–]Vesper6 42 points43 points  (3 children)

I think his name is Avon Barksdale.

[–]EmilyRose1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cannot unsee this.

[–]Olive_Jane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And he thinks that that cat needs to get got.

[–]tsustyle 123 points124 points  (4 children)

Wearing a thunder shirt. I love this.

[–]this_is_for_chumps 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Who knew you could look like a badass wearing a vest designed to make you feel more secure in dicey situations?

[–]squiderror 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Feel safe, nothing to fear!

[–]Olive_Jane 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's a wearable hug.

[–]Colt45and2BigBags 30 points31 points  (2 children)

DMX new album bout to be dooopee

[–]mike_pants 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Training Day 2: Obedience Training.

Now who's a good boy? Summer 2019.

[–]carpetpanda 26 points27 points  (3 children)

This dog is cooler than me.

[–]Olive_Jane 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Have you tried equipping a beanie?

[–]Platypus-Man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or a thunder-vest.

[–]Glassclose 51 points52 points  (1 child)

this doggo has his mean mug game on point

[–]dorminetulosba1 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Runaway beanie! I sense a Durhamite!?

[–]iamthati 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]a47nok 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Durham represent 🐃

[–]beepboopbeeepboop0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

DMX’s spirit animal

[–]EtuMeke 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mr steal yo girl

[–]amackayj 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Samuel L Dachshund

[–]SirAbeFrohman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sup dog

[–]Hawkmoon_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tough AF

[–]brandonjbb 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]ApathyJacks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to buy this dog's hip-hop album.

[–]icanmovemountains 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“i didn’t choose the thug life. the thug life chose me.”

[–]Automantic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got that Kanye "trying too hard to look hard while somehow making it look easy" look

[–]relaxok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That dog looks like it’s about to drop a mixtape

[–]nsfw_account_nsfw_69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why’s he look like Ice Cube in the 90s?

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    [–]arshakshaju 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Why does this look like Kevin Hart

    [–]stephenl1997 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Who's a hood boy

    [–]TheAtlasLion1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

    [–]Singularity2soon 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    As DMX starts softly playing in the background.

    [–]Bentaeriel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Resting bitch face. Amirite?

    [–]TooShiftyForYou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Now this is a good watch dog.

    [–]GoHamSandwich 6 points7 points  (8 children)

    I need to know what kind of dog this is

    [–]iowafarmboy2011 25 points26 points  (4 children)

    Looks like an American boxer to me. Possibly mixed with another breed because of the non-brachycephalic snout, but mostly boxer if he is mixed.

    [–]notsurewhatiam 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    non what

    [–]iowafarmboy2011 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Brachycephalic is fancy talk for squishy face...like a pug

    [–]RogueThrax 2 points3 points  (0 children)


    [–]ViZeShadowZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    that dog looks more like a human than most people

    [–]mobilehomewrecker89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Dog in a hat. Upvote.

    [–]differentimage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    That is one thug looking dog.

    [–]lemoninski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Don't worry, I gotchu dawg I gotchu

    [–]CoolShyGuy99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Hancock 2

    [–]blueridgegirl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That is the most human looking dog I've ever seen. Like, if he started talking, it wouldn't surprise me.

    [–]zjpierce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    If you started your own beanie company I would invest if that was the logo.

    [–]HypoTeris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This doggo has been through some ruff stuff.

    [–]tattooedsmurfette 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Be cool... the cops are behind us. Damn it, Dave! I said he cool!

    [–]tehgimpage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    is that lil mean mugger wearing a thunder shirt? XD

    [–]itisgandhinotghandi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Samuel L. Barkson.

    [–]boredrandomguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That is the most stoic dog that I have ever seen.

    [–]Tabeyloccs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Lmao he looks like Kevin Hart kinda

    [–]wazzuprising 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    If they make a movie about Kevin Hart’s Family this dog could play all the parts.

    [–]MONSTER18ENERGY 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    One eye on the treats, one eye on the streets

    [–]paulzila 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Looks like Kevin Hart

    [–]mobbin4days 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Looks like king bach sitting in his tesla, boughta ask for gas money...

    [–]BobMuthaFuckinRoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Next level mean-muggin

    [–]cat1996123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That's how I look when I leave the dentist haha!

    [–]hano118 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    this dog needs to be on a shirt

    [–]hamburge_pls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is that a thunder jacket my dog has one too! Lovely dog btw

    [–]BucketDummy 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    I grew up terrified of bulldogs/pitbulls.

    The more I meet, the more I realize they are some of the sweetest dogs with huge personalities.

    Very sad that crappy people have doomed such a wonderful breed.

    [–]Daverocker1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    ..............I'm too old for this shit.......

    [–]VQ_Vroom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It looks like Kevin Hart lol

    [–]waltron1000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That dog dresses better than I do

    [–]jvavx 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Anyone know what kind of harness and coat he is wearing?

    [–]BikeRideAUnicorn 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    That looks like a Thunder jacket. It’s a gentle compression garment used to help control anxiety in different situations, for example, a thunderstorm.

    They come in all sizes and dogs really appreciate the calming effect!


    [–]jvavx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Awesome, thanks! I have a boxer and with his barrel chest it is hard to find normal dogs items that fit him

    [–]TheFlaberGasted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ice cube?

    [–]ephix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Hits from the bong

    [–]Your_real_watermelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is this the dog version of will smith?

    [–]ZaoAmadues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I’m %93 sure this is pre production footage from a new Kevin Heart film. Hopefully the rock is also in it.

    [–]shaibaybay61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I knew a guy that looked just like this guy

    [–]AlvinTaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Mean muggin’

    [–]ZDK242 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    ....Sup ?!

    [–]porkadachop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    12/10, would totally ride-or-die with.

    [–]Hawkeyereindeer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That dog is giving an ocular pat down.

    [–]asukakindred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Young Pug

    [–]The_Goondocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's the thuggish ruggish bone

    [–]regoparker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He looks like he could be on The Wire.

    [–]fuckoffchelsea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That dog has more swagger than most humans I know

    [–]T8ert0t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Avon BARKsdale