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[–]misterdamra 13.0k points13.0k points  (310 children)

He does it so easily it's amusing

[–]EABACA 6674 points6675 points  (125 children)

He’s just like “oh ya a simple fix pop alright les resume”

[–]Amish_guy_with_WiFi 4257 points4258 points  (93 children)

Doctor by day, exactly the opposite by night.

[–]FallingUp236 2849 points2850 points  (32 children)

But also, sometimes, doctor by night

[–]ColdPorridge 1328 points1329 points  (18 children)

Because lets be honest, the hours are demanding and long.

[–]Noerdy 373 points374 points  (13 children)

I'm just watching this gif imagining if I tried to relocate someone's shoulder. I would probably end up dislocating it even more, or like ripping the shoulder off completely, then stare in shock at what I did.

[–]namuh_tsuj 195 points196 points  (11 children)

Honestly the only explanation I can think of for this is that boxers see this kind of thing regularly, in themselves and others, that’s fixing dislocations like this is second nature. I used to work with a guy who could relocate fingers in a matter of seconds. Interesting stuff.

[–]TheBold 104 points105 points  (1 child)

You know I wonder what kind of situations you’ve been in to know that your coworker is a finger relocating master.

Makes me think there’s probably a lot of people with cool secret skills around me, they just never had the chance to use them.

[–]namuh_tsuj 55 points56 points  (0 children)

A lot less cooler than you’d think. We were both athletic trainers for a university sports program. So dislocated fingers were a dime a dozen. He just knew how to put them back in place and I didn’t. But, needless to say, get to know people around you! You’d be wildly surprised by the hidden talents those around you might have! Good luck friend.

[–]bilky_t 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Where the hell is this doctor? I once dislocated my big toe jumping over a fence to catch a train on time. I sat in ER for about an hour before someone finally hooked me up to the funny gas. Took them another three minutes of feeling and looking at my toe before they popped it back in.

[–]the_last_carfighter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He shoulda been a fighter like he always dreame... oh wait.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 65 points66 points  (1 child)

"Gettin tired of these late night shifts, ffs I do this all day, get back to punchin"

[–]apatfan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Punching the clock by day, punching faces by night.

[–]Iohet 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Here I go healing people again

[–]postmodest 71 points72 points  (0 children)

The first rule of Doctor Club is we don't talk about Doctor Club.

[–]L34dP1LL 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Dude is out there creating his own supply.

[–]E-koolaid 52 points53 points  (1 child)

First, do no harm.

Second, do a lot of harm.

[–]rooneysailor809 22 points23 points  (0 children)

First. Do harm. Second, repair harm. Third. Repeat

[–]wojosmith 89 points90 points  (12 children)

Sadly I am from old school like that. HS coach did that to my thumb 30 years ago. Six months ago they rebuilt my thumb socket and my thumb is one inch shorter and full of metal.

[–]makes_tiny_cranes 26 points27 points  (8 children)


[–]CRiMSoNKuSH 88 points89 points  (7 children)

HE SAID "Sadly I am from old school like that. HS coach did that to my thumb 30 years ago. Six months ago they rebuilt my thumb socket and my thumb is one inch shorter and full of metal."

[–]makes_tiny_cranes 20 points21 points  (5 children)

I’m sorry?

[–]engineinsider 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Are you fucking sorry tho? :)

[–]thecockmeister 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Don't apologise, it's not your fault.

[–]DuskyDay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like your HS coach sucked at relocating sockets.

[–]PrettyBenign 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sometimes both

"Lemme fix you up real quick, SO I CAN BEAT YOUR ASS"

[–]mugo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s how he keep his patient coming back

[–]Tastypies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Very smart strategy, fuck someone up tonight, gain a new patient tommorow

[–]ImClivepalmer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Was probably match fixing and needed the fight to last to the 3rd round.

[–]Arcinfox 798 points799 points  (88 children)

Just because this guy made it look easy i hope no one else trys this on someone else to “fix” it. You can seriously fuck up someones shoulder if you dont do this correctly. Lots of damag to be done.

[–]Daryion 146 points147 points  (7 children)

Thats a lotta damage!

[–]RealJackAnchor 73 points74 points  (4 children)

Better get my Flex Tape

[–]Lord_Valerius 40 points41 points  (3 children)

To show the power of Flex Tape,

I sawed this boat in half!

[–]Radidactyl 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Now Phil there is no way you fixed that boat just using flex tape.

[–]RealJackAnchor 21 points22 points  (1 child)

annnnnnnd he's riding the boat

[–]MadLintElf 181 points182 points  (59 children)

Seriously, get to an ER or Urgent care clinic and let them do it properly, otherwise you will be having at the least physical therapy in your future if not surgery!

[–]AGirlWthNoLife 304 points305 points  (38 children)

I’ve dislocated my wrist at least once a month since I was 15 and in gymnastics.. Sure if it’s your first time dislocating a joint, you should have it looked at and reset but a physician. But professional athletes like this are used to it, it’s really not a big deal.

[–]MadLintElf 94 points95 points  (15 children)

True, I've only dislocated my shoulder once in a car accident, the emt's dealt with my other injuries (much much worse) and let the ER physicians pop my shoulder into place.

I was so high on morphine when they did it I barely remember it and felt not a bit of pain.

But yea if it's happening all the time you probably get use to resetting it yourself or with the help of your coach.

[–]jimbelushiapplesauce 269 points270 points  (14 children)

well i hope you learned your lesson to quit driving while super high on morphine. it could have been much much worse.

[–]MadLintElf 59 points60 points  (9 children)

Ha ha, I wish that had been the case, I was a passenger and we hit one of those I beams that hold up train stations.

FYI, those beams do not move or dent!

[–]manbruhpig 20 points21 points  (2 children)

TIL if I’m in a car accident to quickly dislocate my shoulder before the EMTs arrive to get morphine.

[–]sharklops 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Why take chances? What if the airbag knocks you out? Dislocate it yourself every time you get in the car just in case

[–]rnd_usrnme 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You have to realize you're talking to Redditors, we don't go outside much.

[–]Jimbojib 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Yep, let my coach put my shoulder back in, there hasn't been a day where it didn't hurt until it popped out again and I had it done in hospital.

Still hurts from time to time and it is definitely way weaker than the other side but I guess that could just be from not using it.

[–]I_FUCKED_MRSTRUMP 201 points202 points  (12 children)

He’s a doctor

[–]elmins 167 points168 points  (7 children)

PhD. in pain. Easing it some of the time, delivering it when it matters.

[–]Chrisganjaweed 55 points56 points  (3 children)

My panties fell off

[–]my_initials_are_ooo 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Oh have you been losing weight?

[–]Davless 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nah, they're just not made for man hips.

[–]thegrimm54321 37 points38 points  (3 children)

[–]JewelryGuyChris 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]mikieswart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, this is a blast from the past...

[–]jetrii 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]HazenThorne 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Nobody knows the cow better than the butcher.

[–]Avoidingsnail 85 points86 points  (47 children)

When I dislocate my shoulder all I have to do to put it back in is shrug my shoulders and roll them and it goes right back in

[–]misterdamra 101 points102 points  (37 children)

If you don't mind me asking, how often do you dislocate your shoulder?

[–]jeffm352 120 points121 points  (17 children)

Not the person you asked, but my shoulders are the same way. Once you dislocate your shoulder, it generally comes out of socket easier in the future. VA said I have "shoulder instability" and it comes out of socket a few times a month usually

[–]misterdamra 32 points33 points  (13 children)

Does it hurt or feel weird?

[–]Galactic 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I'm not the guy you asked but I have the same thing. It feels REALLY weird, but it only hurts when you pop it back into place. Used to hurt a lot, but not as much anymore.

[–]vince-anity 24 points25 points  (2 children)

It feels weird at first if you don't reduce it right away it will hurts enough to make you want to rip your arm off after 30 minutes to an hour. At least in my experience of 20+ times dislocating my shoulder. And it doesn't hurt at all being put back into place it's actually the best feeling in the world because all of your pain / discomfort is gone instantly. I don't use the method in the video though I generally use the last down on an elevated platform or bending at the waist and letting my arm hang down while holding a small weight. Before that method I did the lay on your back and rotate your arm over your head method. The hospital always used the latter method for me.

[–]sBarro77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same thing for me. For about 2-3 years after dislocating them it hurt really bad for just a second, mine would always pop back in on their own. It was really noticeable when I was sleeping and woulf semi-wake to adjust myself, put all my weight in my elbow and bam, shoulder popped. Thats what I would wake up to on a nightly basis which sucked for a while. Anymore though 8+ years later it very rarely pops out and when it does it only stings, the pain isn’t that bad.

[–]spopoff54 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Only when he’s breaking out of straight jackets to win bets.

[–]mike_rotch22 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Or when South African diplomats toss you off a dock after killing your wife and new girlfriend.

[–]reign28 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Diplomatic Immunitehh!

[–]MicrocrystallineHue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Hey, why you stop playing?" tug tug

[–]JakJakAttacks 5247 points5248 points  (139 children)

Crazy how throwing a punch with his right arm dislocated his left.

[–]Rich-Dude 2543 points2544 points  (117 children)

It's because that "punch" was just terrible recess level garbage. He completely over relaxed that arm and it almost looks like he used it to torque his body.

[–]Scarlet-Witch 234 points235 points  (19 children)

I'm willing to bet that he's probably dislocated that arm before. Once you've dislocated a body part it becomes much easier to re-dislocate it later.

[–]PhyrexianOilLobbyist 125 points126 points  (17 children)

There's a guy I played soccer with who didn't take throw-ins because his arm popped out of its socket that easily. You could dislocate the thing with a good tug, and if you got some beers in the guy he'd let you do it.

[–]PostmanSteve 68 points69 points  (15 children)

I have something called voluntary anterior shoulder dislocation. (At least thats what the doctor told me, I described it to him, he said yep it's this thing and nothing was ever done.)

The dumbest shit will pop my shoulder out.. it goes back in somewhat easy, I usually just rotate my arm a certain way. In example, if I sleep with my arm behind my head I sometimes wake up with my shoulder out, and man does it suck to wake up like that.

[–]ManThatIsFucked 21 points22 points  (7 children)

I once knew a cool guy in high school.. I would ask him to do his shoulder thing. He could take his right hand, move it behind his head, place his palm on his left cheek so his middle finger is against his lips, and then he moved his hand under his neck and flat palmed the RIGHT cheek so his fingers pointed up towards his right eye. Fascinating

[–]The_Ultimate_Hope_ 25 points26 points  (4 children)

I’m having trouble visualizing exactly what that means

[–]ManThatIsFucked 30 points31 points  (3 children)

  1. Place your right hand on your right cheek, fingers facing the ceiling

  2. Then your fingers to face the wall behind you

  3. Slide your hand behind your head so your right hand fingers are facing to the left

4 slide your hand further to your left cheek so your fingers now point forward as your nose does

5... after the first four steps, this guy can go from step 4, move his right wrist under his neck, and place his right palm back on his right cheek

[–]WhyYouHeffToBe 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Man, that is fucked

[–]ManThatIsFucked 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m sayin bro !!! Your comment is so humongous big

[–]TheVagusNerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Once you've stretched out those tendons they'll never be the same again.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Terrible recess level garbage.

Adding this to my lexicon.

[–]Needless-To-Say 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or the left was already dislocated before he threw the right. Notice that he throws a left first.

[–]Needless-To-Say 15 points16 points  (6 children)

He throws the left first and probably dislocates it right away. The right looks so awkward because he cant balance with the left.

[–]Tikki123 7 points8 points  (7 children)

I dislocated my shoulder 9 times in less than 12 months and it's rarely predictable. Also if he had dislocated his shoulder before, it's more likely to do it again. It's also more likely to break, which I've done thrice lol

[–]Peace_1una 1235 points1236 points  (1 child)

“Aw thanks man” round continues destroys his entire abdomen

[–]shitsontireyo 1505 points1506 points  (6 children)

“You are now well armed”.

[–]Firebelias 652 points653 points  (17 children)

He's the guy that turns on and off a router and it's fixed.

[–]4gen7-smith 260 points261 points  (4 children)

You'd be surprised how often that works.

Source: 3rd year network engineering apprentice.

[–]AMA_About_Rampart 98 points99 points  (5 children)

If you turn it on and off, that means it was off to begin with.. Which was probably your initial problem.

[–]DocWhiskeyPhD 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Cable/Internet service tech here

Can confirm. Works a lot.

[–]djchair 2498 points2499 points  (109 children)

As a (lapsed) certified first responder, it's strongly recommended to not do this unless you have the training (or if it's a real emergency.)

It's possible to do further damage to the person you're trying to help, like pinching a nerve.

With all that said, kudos to both these gents on how to be civil and sportsman-like.

Edit: For those wondering why a pinched nerve is bad; I meant literally pinching the nerve between two bones and causing irreversible damage. I guess I could have warned that it's also very possible to damage the axillary artery which routes blood to your arm... that too would be super bad to damage as well.

[–]BadLuckWaldo 545 points546 points  (27 children)

The consensus is that he's^ a doctor.

[–]Chrisganjaweed 340 points341 points  (21 children)

It doesn't even matter if he was a doctor anymore. He just got a redditdegree

[–]I_ASK_WEIRD_QUES 70 points71 points  (12 children)

As a certified world-class neurologist, where can I get a redditdegree?

[–]Chasefortheelliott 40 points41 points  (9 children)


[–]BadLuckWaldo 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Sign me up, can I have a redditdegree in giving redditdegrees?

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 278 points279 points  (28 children)

I remember hearing a story in a similar thread about a soccer player who dislocated their leg from their pelvis and another player tried to pop it back in for them. Unfortunately the guy's testicle shifted during the ordeal and his leg got popped back into place and his ball got crushed. So yah I'll be seeing a professional.

[–]Raider1213 182 points183 points  (7 children)

Holy shit that made me cringe to read.

[–]SkidMcmarxxxx 116 points117 points  (3 children)

It’s fake don’t worry.

[–]pileofburningchairs 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Whether or not it's fake, I can tell you from experience that having a dislocated pelvis re-set is some of the worst pain you'll feel. It took three nurses about 20 seconds to put mine back. However, when that socket is back in place it is like a shot of morphine.

[–]2mice 29 points30 points  (0 children)

think it might be urban myth. heard similar story like 20 years ago about a soccer player throwing his leg out of socket while doing a bicycle kick, then when he hit the ground the leg when back into its socket crushing his ball with it.

edit: spelling

[–]booze_clues 50 points51 points  (11 children)

I’ve seen enough variations of this that I really doubt it’s real. How does your testicle even get into your hip joint?

[–]postmodest 50 points51 points  (4 children)

It'd have to climb all the way back up through your pelvic floor, duck past your pubic bone, snake its way along the back of your ischium, hide out without you noticing that it's six inches from its sackbuddy, then get squished.

I mean, if your testicle somehow moves far enough from your nutsack that it's in your hip socket, it's a goner anyway.

[–]booze_clues 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Don’t most people have whatever is right above the testicles (pelvic floor? Idk) seal after puberty, which is why most people don’t have them go back inside them after they drop.

[–]postmodest 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Then ...how do hernias happen? Checkmate, athiests!

...I may have gotten my subreddits mixed up...

[–]healzsham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A bulging of an organ or tissue through an abnormal opening


[–]K4ntum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm having trouble with the exact mechanics of this here?

[–]zeropointcorp 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Well, the ball of your hip joint isn't where it's supposed to be, so another ball fills the void...

[–]booze_clues 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well it makes sense now, this fighters lucky he didn’t crush his testicle when he put his shoulder back in.

[–]PlantainTapiocaChips 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TIL people are can be disassembled/assembled like fucking Legos.

[–]leos101 11 points12 points  (29 children)

How would you then relocate a shoulder? I dislocted mine half a year ago, if it should happen again, what would you recommend doing? Should I go to the hospital? Or try to get it done myself/with some help?

[–]Triplecrowner 42 points43 points  (5 children)

You should go to the doctor, but as another lapsed (wilderness) first responder, I can answer this. You have someone provide traction while the arm is bent at the elbow and they slowly move it back and forth like the person is throwing a baseball.

Edit: The patient will know when it's back in. There will be an orgasmic lack of pain.

[–]-topher 23 points24 points  (4 children)

You have to do it very shortly after dislocation. While the adrenaline is strong and the pain is dampened. Once you wait too long your shoulder can seize up and tighten and becomes wayyyy too painful to move

Source: 8 dislocations

[–]Fuyboo 12 points13 points  (2 children)

What are you doing with your body dude

[–]-topher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wrestling tore it up to the point throwing a football could pop it out =/

[–]invdur 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Since no one was able to answer this, this is what my doctor told me to do: If avoidable, don't let another person do it, and do it yourself. Sit on the ground, kind of like in a fetal position, and grab your hand from your dislocated shoulder with your healthy one, put them around one knee, and pull yourself back, - slowly or not, doesn't really matter.

Still, one should see a physician on this, because you have to retrain your arm or it WILL happen again and again.

edit: yes, do it yourself and then go to the hospital.

[–]I_FUCKED_MRSTRUMP 515 points516 points  (16 children)

Almost positive this dude is a doctor as well. What a badass

[–]doorbellguy 399 points400 points  (5 children)

A doctor who breaks bones and then passes his visiting card in their pocket while leaving?

Utter Genius.

[–]emrys5 173 points174 points  (1 child)

Before a fight - "Heres my card, youll need it"

[–]CharlieUNTango 22 points23 points  (1 child)


[–]GalactusPoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dr. Underpants Gnome

[–]allfluffnostatic 93 points94 points  (3 children)

imagine getting your ass kicked by him and then going to the emergency room to see the same guy

[–]continuousQ 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Still in his boxing gear.

[–]1075701 8 points9 points  (2 children)

What’s his name?

[–]2p0s1u7 94 points95 points  (5 children)

Hey that wasn't too hard to find!

[–]V4UncleRicosVan 66 points67 points  (6 children)

Might not want to try this at home if you don't know what you're doing..

[–]iamonlyoneman 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Fortunately most people don't have referee'd fights in the living room so no worries

[–]tabarra 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Unless you have siblings...

[–]HappinessAndPositvty 1247 points1248 points  (80 children)

sportsmanship is such a lost art

[–]clickclick-boom 149 points150 points  (11 children)

It's still there man. This guy chokes out his opponent and immediately tends to him to make sure he is ok https://youtu.be/mscfjW7zsfw?t=34s

In this video the guy in white fought a last minute replacement who was not on his level, and he was beating the shit out of him. He realises the ref isn't going to stop it and his opponent is not going to quit (despite realistically having no chance) so he taps out and gives his opponent the win in order to save him from unnecessary damage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyBZQlJ8VeA

Just like with anything, you have trash people and good people.

[–]Threshorfeed 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Some great examples I haven't seen before, the people I know that fight are some Of the most humble and gracious people I know... Bad raps for no reason

[–]lampishthing 84 points85 points  (2 children)

It's not like this was in the 19th century...

[–]YouHaveSeenMe 20 points21 points  (4 children)

I just watched a gif not long ago about an MMA match where one fighter put the other fighters shoulder back in place so they could continue fighting. It was awesome!

[–]IAmKnightSolaire 315 points316 points  (50 children)

Especially in fighting. Boxing and UFC have unbelievably bad sportsmanship because that's what gets views on TV.

[–]NotRalphNader 361 points362 points  (34 children)

UFC has great sportsmanship unless you're referring to leading up to the fight and that is an act so...Of course there are exceptions as well but generally UFC and MMA is a very respect driven sport.

[–]poopellar 52 points53 points  (8 children)

I've rarely seen a fight where the fighters don't have respect for their opponents. I thought it was kinda obvious the shit talk done pre show is well, just for show.

[–]MazzoMilo 110 points111 points  (17 children)

A lot of what you see is the “McGregor Effect” people see what gets ratings (read:$$$) and try to imitate it because fighting is a shitty, grueling line of work in a lot of ways and most fighters have a very short shelf life.

[–]TheBorkotik 56 points57 points  (5 children)

It's been the go to way to sell fights long, long before McGregor

[–]AerThreepwood 12 points13 points  (5 children)

I thought the "McGregor Effect" was when you wouldn't ever defend your belt despite having some serious contenders in your division.

[–]MentalF0rtitude 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Almost after every UFC match, the opponents hug and give hand shakes to each other and their opposing corners. There is a great deal of sportsmanship showcased, but with every sport.. there are the bad apples that get the most attention

All the trash talk before the match gets media views, but don't let that distract you from how the fighters act after the match is fought and done

[–]tekprodfx16 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You have no idea what you’re talking about

This is one one MMA sportsmanship compilation there are many others https://youtu.be/9BHKJos5DnA

Edit - more

[–]_ChestHair_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol you clearly don't watch MMA if you think it's unsportsman

[–]sooner_or_later 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Especially in combat sports there is a ton of sportsmanship. It gets shaded because they have to sell the fight which give the impression of poor sportsmanship, but there is a ton of respect amongst the athletes.

[–]goatsee_goat 28 points29 points  (1 child)

That's a bro.

[–]Jejoisland 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That´s a fact!

[–]My_Maz3 17 points18 points  (4 children)

He should stop fighting and become a doctor, that seemed so easy

[–]twinspiritradio 93 points94 points  (3 children)

He actually stopped being a doctor and became a fighter.

[–]LYossarian13 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Better pay, less work. Recovery time can be a bitch though.

[–]krfslb 19 points20 points  (6 children)

kinda curious about the outcome of the fight now, anyone's got a full video?

[–]Gmania27 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Well, that was nice of him.

Canadian, probably.

[–]mygeorgeiscurious 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I popped mine out during a football game I high school, my coach asked me if I school still play. I told him fuck no.

Coach tells me there's two things we can do, I can sling it up and I won't be able to play for a while or he could just do this

As he said that, he jerked my shoulder just like this video and I was back next quarter. What a disgusting feeling though.

[–]DaJayWalk 13 points14 points  (3 children)

That’s what you want to see in a fight good sportsmanship and mutual respect it’s a vicious sport but that doesn’t mean you have to be a vicious person

[–]QwopperFlopper 76 points77 points  (17 children)

This is dangerous to do because it can pinch a vein in between the ball and cup

[–]ferretnoise 25 points26 points  (2 children)

That's not true. The main risks with shoulder reduction are axillary nerve damage, Bankhart fractures, and hill-sachs deformities. Vascular damage is not a common issue with anterior shoulder dislocations. Source: am doctor. I reduce shoulders all the time.

[–]UltraSTONED 25 points26 points  (10 children)


[–]QwopperFlopper 15 points16 points  (9 children)

yeah id imagine it wouldn't feel too great. best to let a professional do it if you can wait.

[–]Gonzostewie 21 points22 points  (7 children)

There's nothing like the sweet relief when you shoulder slides back into place.

It goes like this: Pops out. Pain & profanity for a second.

Walk around for a second. Pain wanes a bit

Pop it back in. Throbbing/stabbing pain

Source: Chronic shoulder problems for the duration of my teenage years. My shoulder was dislocated about once a month from 15-20yrs old. I put it back myself all the time.

[–]blackflag209 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair the guy used to be a doctor

[–]steether 13 points14 points  (1 child)

That respect afterwards, peach

[–]TheDollaLama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“I’m not done with you just yet”

[–]LinkTheMlgElf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is what true sportsmanship looks like

[–]crystalshipsdripping 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never reduce a dislocation by yanking it! It causes a ton of damage to the tissues, and can severe the nerves in your arm. Traction should be pulled slowly and gently using a small weight while the person lies elevated on their stomach.

Alternatively, you can bring the arm up and out to the side as if they are going to pitch a baseball, while pulling gentle traction away from the body.

[–]Fuck_you_Layla 4 points5 points  (2 children)

After this helps happens for the first time, does it become easier to happen again ?

[–]Gonzostewie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. I had shoulder problems from 15-20yrs old until I finally had surgery. My shoulder was dislocated about once a month over those 5 years, sometimes more, sometimes less, sometimes multiple times a week. It popped out doing just about anything. Once I even rolled over in my sleep awkwardly & dislocated it. I'm 36yrs old and can throw as well as a 8yo girl because of my limited range of motion.

My orthopedist showed me photos my bones from the surgery & I actually had a groove worn in the ball of my humerus from it grinding on my collar bone.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You call that a fookin punch??

[–]IShavedMyNutsForThis 5 points6 points  (3 children)

As someone who dislocated my shoulder: can confirm, it really is that easy for it to just pop out of place. I had it pop out while kicking a ball once.