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[–]RedbearVIII 5050 points5051 points  (87 children)

GTA has taught me that this is absolutely normal.

[–]Time_Lapses 699 points700 points  (75 children)

Yeah, bay area bugs

[–]MARCO5424 310 points311 points  (73 children)

Oh it’s way different when you are in game, you are garuanteed to have 1-5 Deloraine flying in the sky and raining hell on everything. By far the most fun I have had in a car in gta online.

[–]StormInMyDreams 346 points347 points  (23 children)

I too, like to be blown up while trying to do something

[–]GallopingGepard 98 points99 points  (21 children)

Free roam is such a clusterfuck.

[–]Wildicki 61 points62 points  (5 children)

Because it slowly turns into Saints row.

[–]PigBimping 19 points20 points  (0 children)

All the enemy cars are purple in the new hiest

[–]Lukebekz 10 points11 points  (3 children)

You say that like it is a bad thing

[–]Wildicki 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I guess different people have different tastes. Yeah its a bad thing for me. I prefer good ol car chases. Gta these days is getting out of control.

[–]DabSlabBad 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I look at it as the game came out in like 2013, I'm fine with the ridiculousness now because it's been out for so long these new things kinda change the game. I hope when 6 comes out or gta:o2 comes out that it stays pretty gta for the first couple years.

[–]karmckyle 118 points119 points  (14 children)

But for a game meant as satire of American life, it pretty much nails it!

Everybody wants the freedom to do what they want, but they don't want anyone else to have the freedom to potentially interfere.

Those next level comparisons really do impress me about the game.

[–]paul12132 59 points60 points  (12 children)

It would impress me more if it was an intentional part of the satire and not a byproduct of greed.

[–]karmckyle 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Lol. Greed sadly is a major factor in much of American life. They are literally making fun of how many Americans have no problems screwing each other over, if it means they'll get a slight advantage.

It's not an accidental feature of the game... just an unfortunate facet of humanity.

[–]GrandmasterSexay 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I will now buy $500 worth of Shark Cards thanks to your artistic interpretation of them.

[–]_Molobe_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Greed is a major factor in human life, it’s not just limited to America.

[–]RS177 82 points83 points  (36 children)

I shouldn't have to pay the insurance on a flying car equipped with rockets. I'm just trying to earn money but those assholes always go for my jet.

[–]Hawkguy85 81 points82 points  (35 children)

It’s the stupidest thing in the game. I wish they were able to write the code so that if you fire on someone first you’re the one who eats the insurance, whereas if you destroy the person who fired on you they should eat that cost too.

But nope. The game is incentivised so fucking with people is rewarded.

[–]biliyorumbilmiyorum 32 points33 points  (3 children)

It's pretty dumb, but more often than not within a couple tries I'm able to find a session that is relatively empty. Text the people truce in the session and you are good to go. People can be kind if they are also trying to make that money!

[–]RS177 14 points15 points  (23 children)

Oppressors are even worse. Hitting them is almost impossible and you have to pay $30,000.

[–]codemanhaggard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've watched almost every video he's put out at this point.

[–]Capn_Cornflake 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Those Deluxos are gonna start flying any second now.

[–]8spooky7me 73 points74 points  (2 children)

It needs to be chrome with hot pink dollar rims and a GTA 4 theme horn.

[–]chowder7116 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I feel assulted

[–]vellu212 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't disrespect the GTA 4 horn.

[–]rich115 8112 points8113 points  (179 children)

How do you know it’s not just one DeLorean?

[–]GoodDaySunset 3841 points3842 points  (93 children)

He's not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

[–]YourFNA 1714 points1715 points  (80 children)

This is heavy

[–]HRCsmellslikeFARTS 537 points538 points  (72 children)


[–]embracing_insanity 791 points792 points  (52 children)

Is there something wrong in the future with the earth’s gravitational pull?

[–]mazen237 261 points262 points  (41 children)

Shush! Don’t tell me

[–]Log_Out_Of_Life 98 points99 points  (38 children)

Lose weight

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    [–]wills_bills 87 points88 points  (8 children)

    They'll never get up to 88mph in that parking lot.

    Parking lots? Where we're going we don't need parking lots.

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    [–]UsurpOde 38 points39 points  (5 children)

    My brother has a DeLorean. He had the Back to the Future theme playing for his prom date. The license plate said NOCOKE. Needless to say it was later changed.

    [–]newenglandredshirt 11 points12 points  (0 children)


    [–]OFWGKTV 20 points21 points  (2 children)

    Your brother doesn’t have coke like that? What the hell was he selling to me?

    [–]LaKingzNation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    "Back to the future quote"

    [–]puppet_up 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Fuck. Even in the future nothing works!

    [–]ziggster_ 24 points25 points  (8 children)

    Fun fact. Delorians are quite heavy vehicles. The body is made out of stainless steel, and will never rust. The body isn’t painted out of the factory either by the way. The colour that you see is the colour of the steel.

    [–]HRCsmellslikeFARTS 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    That is a fun fact. Here's another: The Back to the Future Delorean wouldn’t have been able to reach 88mph in the Twin Pines Mall parking lot, unless of course Doc Brown modified the car to have more acceleration. 

    [–]coolangattic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Then its a good thing they were in lone pine mall

    [–]Wassayingboourns 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Another fun fact that I think may not be well known: the two wheels you see on one side of a DeLorean DMC-12 have identical twins on the other side.

    [–]champagneandpringles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    There's that word again!

    [–]aDuckSmashedOnQuack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    There's that word again!

    [–]PierogiD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Great Scott.

    [–]SoloAssassin45 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I got beat to the commit an response I was gonna use, damn it

    Unless you guys are me from the future...

    [–]ch2s 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    25, 50 and -25 anniversary reunion

    [–]YoureProbablyATwat 87 points88 points  (16 children)

    3 films, 3 DeLoreans. A coincidence? I think not!

    [–]NoRodent 78 points79 points  (15 children)

    Half-Life 3 confirmed.

    Huh, I forgot this joke is ruined.

    [–]court12b 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    Maybe OP is in a timeline where it got made.

    [–]poopellar 37 points38 points  (8 children)

    The one in the middle does not have the black strip going from the rear bumper to the wheel arch, so I guess only 2 of the 3 are the same. Then again I guess some minor details could be lost during time travel.

    [–]_Mephostopheles_ 68 points69 points  (7 children)

    Or maybe the strip just hasn't been added yet, and the middle one is the youngest version...

    [–]-1KingKRool- 36 points37 points  (6 children)

    Or the strip hasn't been removed. Think outside the box.

    [–]guytoronto 24 points25 points  (5 children)

    So many people say think outside the box. At this point, thinking inside the box is thinking outside the box.

    [–]MarvinTheAndroid42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    What if it’s not even a closed box, but a bucket, and all sides are outside?

    What if the bucket is in a shed and we’re so proud to be outside it we don’t realize we’re still inside?

    [–]jManYoHee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Think outside the box...everybody's doing it!

    [–]MarcoMaroon 75 points76 points  (15 children)

    Ahaha. Came here just to make that comment. Love it when people think alike.

    [–]Viper9087 10 points11 points  (0 children)


    You're going to disturb the space time continuum.

    [–]abscae 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Moving back and forth very, very fast?

    [–]Smytus 1061 points1062 points  (10 children)

    "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it’s enemy action." -Auric Goldfinger

    [–]BennettF 146 points147 points  (4 children)

    The real question is, what did Doc do to tick off Auric Goldfinger so badly?

    [–]RoyceCoolidge 75 points76 points  (1 child)

    He owes him $80.

    [–]mark-five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I done shot that horse.

    [–]RagnarokNCC 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    There's a lot of stolen gold in that Flux Capacitor. If you thought the Libyans were pissed...

    [–]Badgertank99 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    "I love goooold!" -Goldmember

    [–]IllUpsetFlaskIll 736 points737 points  (6 children)

    Great. A time paradox. It's been fun, boys..

    [–]Silntdoogood 161 points162 points  (3 children)

    MARTY! WE HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME AND SAVE HAWAII! But we can't run in to ourselves on our 2018 or 2025 vacations!

    [–]rithvikvibhu 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    *Morty works too

    [–]acumen101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Not enough drunken stuttering to make it sound like Rick.

    [–]burritoburkito6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Doc, isn’t that the time where giant oranges rule the world?

    [–]piranhas_really 55 points56 points  (0 children)

    That explains the past two years.

    [–]abscae 1888 points1889 points  (58 children)

    Honestly, this is beyond mildly interesting - I'd freak if I saw this.

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      [–]Kalayo 321 points322 points  (24 children)

      Yep. Two Deloreans might be a coincidence, but a monkey with a typewriter banging out Macbeth seems more likely than three Deloreans parked in a row with only fate as the catalyst.

      [–]Nicknack_paddywack 89 points90 points  (19 children)

      Ooo, ooh! Somebody r/theydidthemath! Estimated number of existing DeLorians in the U.S. by the estimated total of cars.

      [–]suckit5253 137 points138 points  (15 children)

      Couldn't find anything for just the USA, but there are estimated to be 6500 DeLoreans left in the world. I'll assume 6000 are in the US. As of 2014, there were 253 million cars on the roads.

      Therefore, the probability of finding one DeLorean is 6000/253,000,000 which is 0.00002372, or 2.372 x 10-5 . The probability of finding 3 at the same time would be (2.372 x 10-5 )3 , which equals 0.000000000000013 or 1.3 x 10-14 .

      Edit: That's a chance of 1 in about 76.9 trillion (1 in 76,923,076,923,076.92 to be precise). For comparison, the chances of winning the lottery are 1 in 175 million

      [–]voidptr 106 points107 points  (8 children)

      That's if there's a random process generating the DeLoreans. But if it's a non-random process, then this doesn't work. Consider if there is a geographic bias to DeLorean ownership. If 70% of DeLoreans are concentrated in a small area, and this sample was taken in that area, then the probability of this sample occuring would be muuuuuch higher.

      Or, you know, DeLorean Meetup.

      [–]Masivigny 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      As reference, the word count of MacBeth is ~17000, and the average wordlength is 4.5 characters.

      As each word is followed by either a space or some other reading character, we say 5.5. And let's say 6 because of of our low estimation of the word count, and the fact that semi-colons, comma's are followed by spaces, as well as to account for ' ' ' and ' " ', " - " and such.

      This results in 17 * 103 * 6 = 1.02 *105 as an estimate for the amount of characters in MacBeth.

      Resulting in a probability of (1/27)1.02 *10^(5) =approx= 7.87 * 10-146000

      So I am still betting my money on this being chance, rather that a volume of macbeth been produced by a baboon with a typewriter.

      [–]aymantargaryen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Shouldn't it be estimated number of existing DeLorians in the U.S. by the estimated of total alive monkeys with a typewriter banging out Macbeth?

      [–]Slayink 116 points117 points  (18 children)

      [–]NotJustAmy 74 points75 points  (17 children)

      [–]TheStig1214 25 points26 points  (9 children)

      Given most DeLorean owners are in clubs for them, the odds are actually pretty good. Then again I'm surprised 3 DeLoreans in the same area are actually running.

      [–]Pig_Becker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Somebody send for the admin.

      [–]wintremute 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      It's just a club meetup. I'm sure they're in the nearest bar.

      [–]vMambaaa 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      I don't think it's that weird. The one thing that Delorean owners love is other people that own Deloreans. He belongs to a club of other owners.

      [–]Yanjuan 1110 points1111 points  (18 children)


      [–]theguyfromerath 246 points247 points  (15 children)

      If one of them is a DeLorean then shouldn't 3 of them be HexaLorian or something?

      [–]Ark442 558 points559 points  (10 children)

      Are you sure 3 people aren't about to get in to hack and destroy three vans, boats and 1 cargo plane for Avon Hertz?

      [–]bradclark123 110 points111 points  (0 children)

      Someone fucked up and they've just respawned.

      [–]8spooky7me 50 points51 points  (5 children)


      [–]beefcomesfromcows 12 points13 points  (0 children)


      [–]SentinelBacon 23 points24 points  (2 children)

      Avon, are you my father?

      [–]TheNobodyPlays 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      Should I call you daddy or, more like, sir?

      [–]JackTheDarkman 52 points53 points  (0 children)

      This is the correct answer.

      [–]baccaruda66 753 points754 points  (17 children)

      Probably just a coincidence.

      [–]Zelonius333 293 points294 points  (4 children)

      Nah they are all the same car just at different temporal intervals

      [–]3two3one 45 points46 points  (0 children)

      You scienced the shit outta this sentence.

      [–]shardikprime 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Gotta think in the fourth dimension.

      First: Middle car is this timeline car.

      Left from behind car is the car that came from the future in this timeline for test purposes.

      Right from behind car is the same car but it came from the past from test purposes got damaged and got to be repaired in a series of wacky and zany adventures.

      We live in the dankest timeline confirmed

      [–]mattx_official 51 points52 points  (6 children)

      Or is it

      [–]Lenoxx97 133 points134 points  (5 children)

      Hey Vsauce, Michael here

      [–]Rrdro 51 points52 points  (4 children)

      When are we? According to the theory of relativity, time dilation is a difference in the elapsed time measured by two observers, either due to a velocity difference relative to each other, or by being differently situated relative to a gravitational field. But could your own two eyes be considered to be two separate observers?

      [–]NameUnbroken 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      This should be top comment. I chortled.

      [–]Shnoochieboochies 511 points512 points  (7 children)

      Is there a clock tower near by? And are you due for a thunder storm?

      [–]falseprophets7795[S] 413 points414 points  (44 children)

      I couldn't get a pic but i saw 2 more leaving the parking lot, they were more like the one fron the 3ed movie

      [–]huggiesdsc 372 points373 points  (28 children)


      [–]popupeveryone 45 points46 points  (10 children)

      He meant to say “threeve” a combination of three and five.

      [–]IKindaPoopTooMuch 13 points14 points  (2 children)

      And you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign

      [–]kmile91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      French Stewart is that you?

      [–]nothing_clever 102 points103 points  (7 children)

      OP obviously made a typo and meant to write "3rd", or threerd.

      [–]knight-bus 47 points48 points  (2 children)

      I see, because threerd is not wierd.

      [–]Droolboy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      I think in that context it would be thirrd.

      [–]falseprophets7795[S] 47 points48 points  (3 children)

      Haha yeah sorry mate im dyslexic

      [–]Tsorovar 46 points47 points  (2 children)

      3rd in English, 3e in French. OP is clearly Quebecois

      [–]Doctor_Leo_Marvin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      lol not enough snow in the pic and no one here would bring out a collector car in winter

      [–]Saint_Oopid 38 points39 points  (0 children)

      So they had metal wagon wheels and were being pushed by a steam locomotive?

      [–]Jimmy_344 41 points42 points  (1 child)

      Great Scott. It's a paradox

      [–]LostMyKarmaElSegundo 137 points138 points  (46 children)

      Does anyone else think a delorean would make a kick-ass electric vehicle?

      They could totally capitalize on the 80s nostalgia and even use a similar body style, just with an updated interior.

      Seems like a no-brainer to me!

      [–]GroovingPict 53 points54 points  (6 children)

      It probably still has too much stigma attached to it. It was a piece of garbage which just looked kinda cool. It flopped badly. In fact I believe one of the reasons for choosing a DeLorean in the movie was to make that a joke in itself, because it was such a piece of crap. "You built a time machine... out of a DeLorean??"

      [–]Prismagraphist 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      Wouldn’t matter. Unfortunately good marketing is more important than a good product. And there’s no better marketing than a successful movie franchise.

      [–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      Except the car was out of production and the company shut down before the movie came out. Marketing was irrelevant at that point.

      [–]MusicThread 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      This is a conversation about bringing them back...

      [–]ImSatire 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Yeah, but I think Doc later says "If we're going to build a time machine out of a car, why not pick one with a little style?" or something along those lines

      [–]Namesarentreal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      The current Delorean company tried doing this. I'm not sure if it was lack of interest, price or regulation but not many were made.

      [–]Maisondemason2225 124 points125 points  (17 children)

      I saw a DeLorean once. Hands down the best moment of my life and I'm a mother.

      [–]GeneralMalaiseRB 39 points40 points  (0 children)

      I believe you.

      [–]ace66 33 points34 points  (6 children)

      You should sell your baby and buy one!

      [–]Maisondemason2225 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      I could sell both and get two!

      [–]happy_little_three 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      She's playing chess, we're playing checkers.

      [–]4ArthurDent2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      No hesitation, I love it

      [–]Cloverfieldstarlord 31 points32 points  (4 children)

      The number plate???

      [–]NameUnbroken 56 points57 points  (1 child)

      OP would have taken a picture, but was OUTATIME and had to leave.

      [–]PM_YOUR_RIG 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Yeah I can't tell if it was intentionally censored or if it's a LED screen.

      [–]Tarrell13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      Past, future and present

      [–]TheOfficeSpace 87 points88 points  (2 children)

      You need to wait around and see if three Docs and three Martys show up.

      [–]IAmMichaelJFoxAMA 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      I would have absolutely loved to have been there.

      [–]PinstripeMonkey 94 points95 points  (5 children)

      Found all 3 DeLoreans

      [–]Kentsfulcrum 56 points57 points  (4 children)

      If that's the case, there's cocaine in one of them.

      [–]poopellar 36 points37 points  (3 children)

      You mean all of them.

      [–]DFrostedWangsAccount 22 points23 points  (2 children)

      There used to be cocaine in all of them, whichever's the oldest has probably run out.

      [–]2krazy4me 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Someone tried snort'n parking lines.

      [–]BowlOfStruggles 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      One thing pics don't do justice to the size of these things. They are actually super small and compact.

      [–]-eccentric- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      What a coincidence, I also saw them tomorrow!

      [–]nononowa 17 points18 points  (3 children)

      You've got to wonder what the people in the Delorean owners club think of the guys who do the full Back to the Future mod. I get they get right bitchy about it. "Do we really have to invite fucking Dean with his fucking plastic Flux Capacitor? It makes be feel dirty"

      [–]SirCupcake_0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Good dirty or bad dirty?

      [–]Namesarentreal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Never seen an owner that cared about someone else's car, but the endless BTTF jokes from non owners gets old.

      [–]crimson_blue11 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      That's 3 more DeLorians than I've ever seen

      [–]PathofWraeclast 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Its like in gta when the game fucks up and spawns several rare cars at once.

      [–]BennettF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Must be an anniversary special, Doctor Who style: The Three Docs.

      [–]Goggle_los18 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      Wow the VR expansion for the Doomsday Heist looks dope

      [–]modkipod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Expansion for an expansion?

      [–]Grolschisgood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      When three alternate realities combine... Three DeLoreans, coming to a cinema near you this summer

      [–]Crunchy_bastards 6 points7 points  (4 children)

      There is one parked inside the building of an abandoned car dealership by my house. I want it so bad

      [–]ThinkThisThru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Can you imagine the fast and furious/ back to the future crossover heist someone could come up with?

      [–]jonathannluke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Gag me with a DeLorean!

      [–]epicsnail14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      It's the same DeLorean from 3 different times

      [–]AMobileSasquatch[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      He'd have taken a picture of the 4th but he was outa time.

      [–]MrNiosy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Looks like the annual time traveler meeting.

      [–]abendsaronal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      They meet every year in the same year.

      [–]Aldonaerow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Thought this was a GTA Online thread for a second...

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      One goes to the future, ones goes to the past, and one simply goes really really fast


      [–]Muhayyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      3 healthbars

      [–]fidgeter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      As long as the drivers don’t see each other, space time is okay.

      [–]IAmNotAmerican 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I think you found 1 DeLorean, parked at different times.

      [–]Peteg413 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Some one is prepping for a heist setup!

      [–]Alc4n4tor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      A time traveler meet up spot.

      [–]Rahilu14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Oh, this is heavy...

      [–]ZigzagPolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Looks like the parking lot of a Time travelers anonymous meeting

      [–]eagerbeaverweaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      There’s a sale on flux capacitors

      [–]Octagore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I went to high school with a kid who drove one. Fuck that guy.

      [–]ILoveTaterTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      When your friends have deluxos and you don’t

      [–]jack-fractal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It's probably the same DeLorean times three.

      [–]BOWLER606 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Is there some sort on convention going on nearby?

      [–]dewart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The sequel: Back To The Parking Lot.

      [–]Saratje 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That's actually one and the same DeLorean, it just exists in duplicates because of time travel.