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Would Fuck An Ironing Board1.4k points · 1 month ago

I understand why he would think rape is his only option.

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382 points · 1 month ago

I really don't think making fun of people's appearance is the right way to condemn this man.

It somehow implies that people who are not good looking are less appreciated and that they are more likely to be sexual predators.

Good looking people can be predator and not-so good looking people can be victims too.

Dehumanising these people who commit these crimes mean that we put up an idea that only a certain type of people can these things.

This leads to marginalising of people who are not physically attractive, that's bullying in a way and I think that's wrong.

English is not my first language, I probably made a few mistakes.

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In fact, good looking people can deceive people more. People activate the halo effect and pass them off as being better human beings, when in reality, they're crafty bastards.

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43 points · 1 month ago

It probably is

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25 points · 1 month ago

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

  • Dahl

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6 points · 1 month ago

To be fair, the picture doesn't say that he raped anybody...

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Looks like a inbreedling

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Not inbreeding. Just a result of a large amount of poor genetic traits amassing at once in this young man.

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Looks like Elvis with Down syndrome.

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I was going for buttheads long lost son.

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Hhehhuhhhyeuhhuh

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19 points · 1 month ago

I can smell his teeth

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That's usually due to inbreeding.

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Nah, people that come from money have literally zero concerns about procreating. They have bypassed Darwin's usual criteria.

If they bypass Darwin's criteria for enough generations, you get these wonky jawed dough boys.

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That can often happen with inbreeding haha

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But not male pattern baldness. No i got stuck with that one

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a

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8 points · 1 month ago

Just one

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78 points · 1 month ago
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Pretty much anyone with a weak chin and a mouth that is constantly open

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Like if Tucker Carlson had a shittier kid

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Like if Eric Trump had more hair.

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Master race right there

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Immediately reminded me of the kid from Mask.

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15 points · 1 month ago

That’s an horrific insult... to Rocky Dennis.

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Lionitis havin ass

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beavis and butthead lookin motherfucker right there

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11 points · 1 month ago

The mouth breather in all it's glory.

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Looks like Butthead finally scored.

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Looks like he was allergic to something at home growing up that forced him to always breath out of his mouth.

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The Rapist’s name is Chance Macdonald.

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Kin of Mr Ed

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3 points · 1 month ago

He kinda got an Ellen Page thing going. Its the eyes I think.

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If he was black and had an internship he could've gotten a delayed sentence.

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It's very possible a judge would delayed sentencing if he were black. And it's also very possible a judge wouldn't delay sentencing of he were white. But the reality of the situation is that you stand a much better chance of leniency from the court if you are white. Picking out a single case such as this one doesn't prove racial bias in the system. But hundreds of cases like this one, which there are, do show racial bias.

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150 points · 1 month ago

It’s “possible” that I can become a millionaire and Prince Harry will divorce Megan for me. The question is, is it probable?

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PEOPLE OF POWDER BOOTY 🍑51 points · 1 month ago

Idk. How's your social status compared to Harry's?

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8 points · 1 month ago

Is it Megan Markel a divorced actress?

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Different degrees of possibility. Your chances with Prince Harry are unfortunately for you, close to zero but depending on how soft the crime and the internship I’d say anyone would have a good chance of getting a delayed sentence.

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Don't let your dreams be dreams

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You're right. Prince Harry is a kind ginger with a loving would-be soul.

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Let's be real. It would have been more probable that if the kid were black he would have already been sentenced to 10 years and would currently be behind bars.

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The whole argument should be about social status and not race. If the guy worked at the local McDonalds, making little to nothing, he wouldn’t be where he is now.

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Race is very closely tied to social status in the us. That’s the problem.

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Studies have accounted for social status, still significant differences.

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20 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

But the reality of the situation is that you stand a much better chance of leniency from the court if you are white.

If you REALLY want leniency, the best thing is to be a woman. Studies show that black men get 20% longer sentences on average than white men. But men get 60% longer average sentences than women.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1874742

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black athletes /just like white athletes or any other young athletes/ usually get good lawyers and legal protection, just because they are potential valuable asset for whomever is protecting them.

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The tide had turned and now the judicial system doesn’t give a shit what color you are... as long as you have MONEY. You can be a piece of shit of any color as long as you can afford to be in the eyes of the law.

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13 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

could've

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The most deliberate emphasis I've ever typed.

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Not taking sides here, but I appreciate that you didn’t say could of

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106 points · 1 month ago

And do you believe that judges all see equally bright futures for black kids as they do white kids?

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40 points · 1 month ago

I wish the police did before they shot them...

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Lmao reddit fucking hates this shit for some reason even though its totally true

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63 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Reddit is mostly white. Hence why you don’t see those 100k+ faved tweets making fun of or throwing shade at white people (e.g. unseasoned chicken, or calling out racism) trending on Reddit. White people actually get offended about that here on Reddit. It doesn’t fly.

It’s why every time a post on any Reddit sub featuring a minority always get locked.

Why every slightly controversial tweet on this sub gets brigaded by (white) devil’s advocates and eventually gets locked.

It’s why a simple picture of a cap denouncing RACISM gets locked. Would minorities ever brigade against a message like that? NO. ITS SO OBVIOUS ITS WHITE PEOPLE, MAN.

Don’t mention Crazy Rich Asians. At all. In fact, don’t mention any movie featuring minority leads or that promotes diversity. LOCKED.

In my time browsing both medias, I’ve come to realize that Reddit is not the superior social media outlet it claims to be. People who claim that are either white and oblivious to the blatant misogyny, prejudice, double standards, and racism that gets bred here or just plain out clueless.

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It’s why every time a post on any Reddit sub featuring a minority always get locked

This is so fucking true. /r/videos is especially obvious for this.

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Come on over to /r/JusticeServed where most of the videos star an undercover Brazilian police officer

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6 points · 1 month ago

This shit literally only happens on Reddit. That’s why every time I see some idiot redditor bashing twitter or Facebook or whatever I’m just thinking in my head, “surely you know about the severe problems Reddit itself has, right?”

Post a picture of black people in the 60’s and it automatically runs the risk of getting locked.

Post a picture of a cap denouncing RACISM and it gets locked. Would minorities ever brigade a message like that? NO, ITS SUPER OBVIOUS ITS WHITE PEOPLE, MAN!

ALSO, white redditors love making jokes about how every black person looks like Samuel L. Jackson. Like I get it might not be said with bad intentions but damn lol. You don’t see us going out there calling every white person “Steve Buscemi” or something lmfao.

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The truth hurts

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Black NFL players get delayed sentences all the time. I don't follow other sports, but I imagine the same goes. Doesn't change the fact that the kid in OP's photo has a very punchable face.

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..and is not a professional athlete

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Didn't that used to be a sub back in the day? It was something like r/punchablefaces

Edit: looks like it is still a sub but got remodded and then neutered and now I'm not really sure what it is...

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Why don’t they do that for minor cannabis possession without intent ?

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Most probably don't have many tangible prospects.

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26 points · 1 month ago

From the UK perspective i’ve seen this work both ways. I’v seen white kids getting proper harsh sentences, for a good reason. But this sub... It doesn’t like anything not negative about white peoples. So even in your case if you don’t give people (here) super strong states, they’ll just assume you’re trying to excuse whites. Love this sub.

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7 points · 1 month ago

If it’s just about affecting their future career prospects why even bother with the assault charge. I would think the charge/conviction will have more of an impact than missing out on an internship. Who would keep this kid on after he was found guilty of assaulting a young woman anyway?

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Shouldn’t people need to consider how their actions could affect their future career prospects? That is absurd.

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Yes not only that...lets be real here if it is his first run in with the law....black or white they will be lenient.

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Worked in the court for a long time and this is absolutely incorrect. It depends on your judge, everyone knows that

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271 points · 1 month ago

Wait wait wait. I found an article about the sentencing, and near the end it says

“Macdonald will serve his 88-day sentence on weekends.”

So wtf going to jail is just going to be his part time weekend job? People can fucking do that? What the hell?

Also even more fucked up that the case was dropped to common assault and the victim didn’t know about it.

https://www.thestar.com/amp/news/gta/2017/09/05/i-thought-i-was-safe-victim-in-kingston-assault-case-says.html

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190 points · 1 month ago

I worked with this Puerto Rican dude who got a few DUIs. On his most recent one, he got to spend his prison time on the weekends so he could still go to work. And this was a shitty 10 dollar an hour warehouse gig, so it's nice to know they don't only do this for rich white folks.

It's not nice to know that you can rape some girl and still have an internship though. That shit should have a more severe consequence.

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope did a similar thing for a probation violation. Spent 25 days in an upscale pay-to-stay jail for a probation violation, but was allowed to leave to play in Lakers home games and away games in California.

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After the guilty plea, Justice Allan Letourneau postponed the business student’s sentencing for four months. In that time, Macdonald completed a prestigious internship at Deloitte.

Letourneau’s oral decision on Aug. 25 began with reference to his own past as an athlete.

“I played extremely high-end hockey and I know the mob mentality that can exist in that atmosphere,” Letourneau said. “I’m sure you disappointed not only a lot of people including your parents, but yourself. Not everyone has the talents that you have, and you have them.”

I'm sorry what the fuck?!?

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Can you imagine if the judge would’ve sat there and said I was assaulted by a high-end hockey player and I know the mob mentality that exists as she sentenced him to 20 years in prison?

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32 points · 1 month ago

Fuck that shit

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From the judge's comments, it sounds like it was taken into consideration without explicitly saying it. Saying he recognizes the "competitive" atmosphere and lauding the guy's talents indicate an intentional delay.

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Can confirm. This is a thing. I work in HR and I’ve had to communicate working hours to the court is that an employee would released for work. We joked they we’re “get out of jail free” cards

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"Hey what's so-and-son's work days? We need to plan his jail time for raping someone."

"Well he's fired so whenever you want."

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Looks like it was already fucking caved in

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Nah I'm just calling him ugly. Let's get those numbers up lol.

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22 points · 1 month ago

What the fuck how is that a thing

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9 points · 1 month ago

Looks like delloitte fires him, so the whole thing is fucking stupid.

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Here in Arkansas judges often impose weekend jail time so that poor folks with fam can still provide, so it's still quite the common practice for whatever it's worth

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This happens all the time. Black, white, gay, straight, male, female. No one goes to straight active time for shot like assault anymore. You get put on probation, and any active time you do can be scheduled by your P.O. for when you’re not working. Unless you screw that up, which people do all the time.

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“Weekend Warriors”

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26 points · 1 month ago

"Because of course" is my mantra nowadays

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3 points · 1 month ago

There was a kid in my school named Chance. I hated him. Now I hate him more

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Dont confuse white privilege with rich privilege

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Why not both?

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Best example: Chris Brown. 6ix 9ine. Nicki. All those motherfuckers should be serving some time

Edit: Is 6ix 9ine Black?

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He's mexican but that doesn't make much of a difference anyways

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11 points · 1 month ago

I think he's Mexican but still a minority

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6ix9ine is not black nor do we claim him in any way.

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6ix 9ine

How in the hell do you pronounce that?

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It always makes me laugh when people think it’s a race issue. Counties are GREEDY, their biggest revenue comes from crime. If you can’t pay up, you’re getting punished, simple.

The only color they discriminate against is green.

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It’s always better for people above us to have us pointing at each other instead of looking up. If we keep blaming Mexicans/black people/white people for our economic problems we won’t be as likely to fight the insane wage gap we live with in this country and the extent to which large companies actively keep a portion of people poor enough to actively fuck them.

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Almost had a lifetime sentence, but I beat it, shout out to Pat!

Pat, that's my lawyer, he got me off them chargers

8 stacks for that boy, he took care of the boy

Minnesota is a shit song, but goddamn if those lyrics didn’t crack me up when I heard them.

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Because there are a fuckload of rich black people getting special treatment and poor white people being treated like shit.

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250 points · 1 month ago

He looks like the boy version of Mama June.

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56 points · 1 month ago

Papa May

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Oh god so true. Can't unsee now!

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I am so bummed I can only upvote this once. So true!!

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It’s that fucking “smile”. She makes the same facial expression a lot. Damn now I can’t unsee the comparison?

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The word doofus has never been more fitting for a face

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That’s immediately what came to my mind when I saw his face, too: Doofus.

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Doofus Inbreedus

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I’ve got a raging clue right now

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My clue's pointing this way.

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Don’t disparage the hardy boys. Those books were my only innocence

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Hardly boys, not Hardy boys. It's a South Park reference.

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Ah man it went right over my head

That’s what I get for browsing while high again

Guess the jokes on me

womp womp

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69 points · 1 month ago

which one is the 22 year old and which one is the girl? questions need to be answered

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64 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Here's the article

The party, according to Crown Laarhuis, included an "initiation ceremony that includes getting the junior players laid."

One of the players allegedly invited the 16-year-old girl to the party, and though she was hesitant, she went with some friends.

At the party, the girl said she consensually made out with the boy who invited her, but was repeatedly asked by other guys there if she would participate in a threesome. At one point, Macdonald allegedly walked in on her and the boy she was with, and started talking about wanting to do cocaine and wanting to have a threesome. She reportedly told police she said "no" to a threesome.

Later, while she was upstairs with the boy who'd invited her, Macdonald came in with other team members, and allegedly forced her into a reclining position and tried to kiss her, which she tried to deflect. During this time, someone turned the lights off, and the girl said she felt someone's hand fondle her breasts under her shirt while she believes Macdonald pulled her pants down and groped her, the Whig-Standard reports.

One of the boys in the room—a teen—pulled out his penis and asked her for oral sex, she told police. She said Macdonald's weight—he was more than 200 pounds at the time and is six-foot-three—prevented her from getting away. Eventually, one of the girl's girlfriends walked in and turned on the lights, stopping the assault, but after the girl and her friend locked themselves in a bathroom, she said Macdonald walked in and forced himself on her friend, kissing her.

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Fucking shitheads man. I love sports but the culture can be so goddamn backwards

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Is this subreddit not aware of all the black athletes that get away with rape every year? Let us not forget Bill Cosby as well.

This subreddit used to post enjoyable stuff.

Edit: im not defending what this dude did btw. Just tired of seeing anti white posts all the time.

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This is more of an issue of class than an issue of race in my opinion.

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Surround him with mirrors. That's punishment enough.

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convicted sexual assaulter

No it isn't. Why lie just to make your point seem better when it was good enough anyway?

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The headline of the article you yourself linked specifically says he was NOT convicted of sexual assault; he was charged with "common assault." Not saying the guy is a saint, but let's state clear facts please.

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This dude interning with Count Dracula?

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Dude looks like Butthead.

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19 points · 1 month ago

I love how this is pinned on being a white thing. If the person was black this would have happened... But I guess this is how you farm retweets and karma

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Whether they’re white or not, why would the judge have the mercy or delaying a sentence for something like that? It’s a punishment, it should be treated like one

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No reasons to attack his whiteness, this is normal in any case even if he was black or latino

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Don't think it's a race issue, more of a financial issue probably. I don't know though, I don't live in the USA, but it sure is exhausting to be attached to scumbags purely because I'm white. I come from the Catholic side of Northern Ireland where we have been oppressed for a long time, heck even government collusion to murder republican leaders, we're technically just out of a "war". However times are different now and progress can't happen unless we all accept each other with open arms and minds. It's easy to assume that injustices are an attack on your side, or are a privilege held by the other side, but mostly it's because those involved had an advantage not connected to their race/culture, and more so knew someone that knew someone. You'll find most people regardless of background are just trying to make ends meet, find a nice spot to rest their feet and enjoy life for what they can make of it. I don't know what it's like living as a minority in America, I do know what it's like to fear for my life, if I found myself in an area with the "wrong" flag flying from the lampposts, but "common" people don't share the same views as extremists, it's just easy to spot those with less than normal views, because regular people are just too busy getting on with their own lives and trying to live it as best as they can. We can either learn or teach, this can only be achieved if we look past our differences and approach each other with the mentality of "in my culture we do such and such and here's why it's cool" or "hey I notice in your culture you like to such and such, seems cool, what's that about?".

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8 points · 1 month ago

This didn’t happen in the USA either.

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Oh my bad. Sentiment still stands.

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There's a lot of bitterness still in the "shared government", however the day to day person here is a lot more open minded, and our futures future should hopefully blossom. Last month I saw a guy, who's origin is obviously from a foreign country, dry his peppers in the sun in his front garden. Do you know how many times I've seen that happen prior to this guy, exactly zero. It may not seem like a lot or possibly silly, but it is a nice tidbit to showing how all cultures have something to teach/learn, shown in it's simplest form.

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I'm going to Google this, as Vice is known for spreading bullshit and lies.

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13 points · 1 month ago

Rich =/= white.

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That's rich whiteness

I can't get away with that bullshit

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11 points · 1 month ago

The concept of punishment apparently lost...

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Is he related to the judge? Look at their stupid mouths.

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7 points · 1 month ago

Watch money work is more accurate. It's infuriating to me how different the sentencing is for the same crime in front of the same judge, but one has money and the other does not.

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I personally know this guy.. and he is a spoiled piece of shit rich kid. Never having consequences is how this all resulted.

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Yea this happens for black people all the time. Judges take careers into account in virtually every sentencing hearing.

My black brother in law was given a suspended 3 year sentence because he was about to start a new job. The judge believed it might help him turn it all around. It didn’t, and he ended up violating but that’s another story.

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Only a select few het this privilege pass bullshit. I and anyone like me in my country would never get this treatment 100%. No chance

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Dont think it has much woth race. But what class he is in. Dude seems like daddy has money

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Real question is, why didn't the internship drop him? That shit looks bad on a company

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Jesus, way to embrace the scumbag. Guess ricj white men's lives are more important than their victims? Hope this fucker gets #metoo out of his career

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He’s already been fired by Deloitte thankfully

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Watch green work

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5 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Don't blame whiteness for the flaws in the American Canadian "justice" system.

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I mean, this wasn't in the U.S.

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You honestly think a black man would be treated the same way? Honestly.

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yall full of shit

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5 points · 1 month ago

I’m not agree this is right ,but this has happened to other genders and races before so who have got special treatment

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My brother went to high school with this guy. He (not my brother) was expelled for assaulting a girl there, so this is a pattern of behavior for him. Fuck this guy.

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Strange case. Apparently the he didn't rape her but according to her testimony he "shoved his hand up her shirt and down her pants". There also doesn't seem to be a lot of investigation or evidence apart from her or her friend's word.

That could be why the sentence was knocked down.

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Judge looks like he could be his dad

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This sub is low key racist.

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Can someone explain to me what this has to do with your fucking skin color?

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You do realize saying this is because of his "whiteness" is racist, right?

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Why is there a vampire in the picture on the right?

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That's not being white that's being rich. There's a difference.

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Rich whiteness*

That shit wouldn't work on middle class me.

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I dont think people realize that this is less of a white thing and more of a rich thing lol

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2 points · 1 month ago

It’s Canada. Isn’t everyone white?

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That guy is inbred.

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This is called being rich.

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We need a real life Frank Castle for scum like this and the pathetic judges that sold their integrity before their first case.

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RICH people not white people

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FUCK YOU, dumb ass fuck blames it on white

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He looks like honey boo boo’s mom!

edit: just realized this is already one of the top comments 😅

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He so ugly.

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Whats with Count Dracula on the right?

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I want to slap that entitled mofos face so hard that his silver spoon falls out of his ass!

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How else is gonna get laid without paying for it? Looks like Buttheads long lost son.

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1 point · 1 month ago

Why do I feel like the next headline that involves him is gonna include the words: fled the United States?

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He's the product of the classiest, most sophisticated inbreeding in the whole white world.

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Probably bragged to his friends about it, and asked them to smell his fingers.

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His mouth looks very similar to Trump's, Possibly from the same genus?

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1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

It's Stevie Janowski!

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Ew fuck those guys. The judge and the little gremlin faced shit.

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👏👏👏

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That face looks so punchable. Just wanna pimp slap that fool.

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