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Leveling gear really make cut-scenes special.

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MNK373 points · 3 months ago

The best part about those armor sets in particular is the fact that in any scene where you'd normally tilt your head, nod, show any emotion whatsoever, etc. your character just sits there motionless.

level 2
Uldah273 points · 3 months ago

"Will you join us in our quest?"

...

"Great!"

level 3
135 points · 2 months ago

"Are you ready to die for our cause?"

MUFFLED SCREAMING

"Glad to hear it!"

level 3

If someone doesn't say anything that means he agrees, right?

level 4

My lawyer has advised me not to answer questions like this.

level 5

...so your lawyer advised you to buy a set of leveling armor?

level 3

“Mommum mam mom”

level 2
WAR103 points · 3 months ago

Your character can't even turn their head in that set either. I didn't think to change my equipment when getting married. The results were... interesting https://i.imgur.com/43mEHIx.jpg

level 3
/r/ffxivcirclejerkgreatcommunitybtw32 points · 2 months ago

this armor makes every moment extra special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yksIFFTa918

level 4
WAR4 points · 2 months ago

Oh wow, this is great LOL.

level 3
BRD26 points · 3 months ago

Oh god :D

If I ever get married in this game, that is what I'm putting on.

level 3

It's like your character is saying "you may have the privilege of kissing my hand."

level 3
16 points · 2 months ago

The head doesn’t move during any action sequence either, so every time you swing a weapon the head stares forward.

Even if the torso isn’t even facing the enemy.

level 3
Illiette V. on Midgardsormr5 points · 2 months ago

This makes me want to divorce just so I can remarry and do this. You're my new hero.

level 2

It gets even better when you're in a cold location and the wisps of breath come out of the helmet's visor.

<WoL continues to audibly breathe in response.>

level 2

I remember using it during the final boss of 2.0’s story. He’s floating up there taunting me, and I’m just staring at the ground

level 2

it was like that for almost all of heavensward for me, since i was too cheap to level up from ironworks for a good chunk of it.

level 1
MORE DARK ARTS209 points · 3 months ago

Tell me, have you ever experienced a sudden, explicable loss of consciousness?

I'd assume that'd be a common occurrence while wandering around Thanalan in a giant tin can.

level 2
Limsa27 points · 3 months ago

This is true.

level 2

explicable loss of consciousness?

I experience that every day! I call it sleep.

Now inexplicable? That's a different question ;P

level 2
DRK7 points · 2 months ago

or talking to Minfillia in general.

level 2

Oh my god yes, or if one went swimming in that.

level 1
DRK182 points · 3 months ago

Honestly thought this was a Fullmetal Alchemist joke at first.

level 2

Me too. When she says "a mind without a body",

level 3

How many lalas do we have to transmute to bring minfilia back?

level 4

Since we can't use the ones responsible for her death, we have to use everyone within seven degrees of blood relation to them.

level 4
DRG9 points · 2 months ago

I say we start with all of them.
Better safe than sorry, right?

level 5

But then the wildlife will be deprived of their primary delicious food source and starve.

level 6
DRG5 points · 2 months ago

You make a good point.
And I won't be able to make my highly popular lala stew either...
75% maybe then?

level 6
RDM3 points · 2 months ago

I'm 75% sure there's a species of slug in Gyr Abania that preferentially eats Roegadyn. I saw the FATE once on Stormblood launch day... and never again.

level 4

How many lala's do we have to transmute to keep her away?

level 3

The way of the Warrior(c)

level 2
SCH20 points · 3 months ago

I'm not convinced that it isn't.

level 3
Excalibur4 points · 3 months ago · edited 2 months ago

I'm sending it to my non final fantasy playing bf in the guise of a fma joke.

ETA: Boyfriend laughed out loud.

level 2
8 points · 2 months ago

Could totally hear Al's voice .

level 2

As did I.

level 2
RDM5 points · 2 months ago

Wait...it's not?

level 2
[Valcrist] [Fafnir] on server[Gilgamesh]3 points · 2 months ago

Agreed yet the top comment let me down!

level 2

Same here.

level 1

It's just a proxy suit of armor. You're out having fun while it just sits there listening to the cutscenes, aren't you?!

level 2
SAM33 points · 2 months ago

“You mean to give me another one of your stoic nods, don’t you?”

“....”

level 2
Floofle8 points · 2 months ago

That's brilliant. No need to return to the Walking Sands if you never "left"!

level 2
Kaeli Lheikhai on Excalibur4 points · 2 months ago
level 3

"A smile on his face, and a song in his heart. Promote him!"

level 2

Scooby Doo Chase tune starts up

3min long Scooby Doo Chase sequence with OP

turns out OP is old man Withers!

OP could have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those darn Scions!

level 1
Loloru Loru on Odin31 points · 3 months ago

I can't really hear you

What?

 

I said I can't really hear you

WHAT?

 

I said I can't really hear you

WHAT?!!

 

I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU!

Oh forget it.

level 1
Letters & Arms27 points · 3 months ago

"Don't give me that look!"

level 1
Paladin24 points · 3 months ago

Also, the subligar phase

level 2

that's just a rite of passage

level 2

The thing I skipped by levelling crafters.

level 3

And miss out on having a HQ subligar?

For shame.

level 4

Hey, if I want a breeze down there I'll wear the skirt from Nidhogg.

level 1

I get PTSD flashbacks from just a screenshot of Minfilia.

Pray return to the Waking Sands

level 2
Original Poster36 points · 3 months ago

I shall meet with you anon!

level 2

Does it get better in hw/sb? I started a new character to follow the story but all the a to b walking is killing me.

level 3

There's a lot of walking. But it gets DRASTICALLY easier to navigate in hw/sb. And there's almost always an aetheryte where you actually need them.

level 4

Except those few quests in HW where you have to climb that stupid tower...

level 3

It gets better in he/sb. On top of that, flying mounts make log distance travel easier bc you can make a straight line to your destination, set the character to auto walk and in the meantime, do stuff in menues or something else.

level 4

But that's after basically all of the MSQ6in that location is complete.

level 3

The story is at its worst at lvl ~15-45. It gets a lot better after that.

level 4
Khan Armada on Cactuar3 points · 2 months ago

Ehh, some of the ARR post-game drags like shit it feels like. Then you hit HW and it finally stops feeling like someones making you play at gunpoint.

level 3

Yes. The NPCs tend to follow you along more, so less trips back to base for you.

level 2

Cmon it's not that far! Especially with a chocobo

level 3

Go to Limsa. Take aetheryte to arcanist guild. Take ship to vesper bay. Have setting set so you auto skip any repeat cut scenes.

Fastest way to waking sands. Still annoyed with how many times I ran from Horizon.

level 4
2 points · 2 months ago

Horizon's still faster for me. Stupid loading screens.

level 5

Ahh yes. I sometimes forget about long loading screens since getting my SSD.

level 4

Ok I didn’t know this. Noted.

level 1
16 points · 2 months ago

At least they force the helms off for really vital cutscenes where the WoL’s facial expressions are really important. But yeah, reasons I turn off helms majority of the time, unless it’s a neat circlet or pin or something.

Until I started leveling Bard. All the bard hats forever. I am convinced it’s a vital part of playing the job properly.

level 2
26 points · 2 months ago · edited 2 months ago

That armor the op is wearing doesn't allow you to wear helmets. It just counts as a "chest" slot so every cutscene you are stuck in that goofy ass tin can lol.

level 3

One of the pieces I avoid then, when I see that "can't wear headgear" message, cuz yeah it's the worst. That and the equivalent caster robe are really the only ones I recall doing that, though.

level 2

The trashcan armor doesn't have a helmet; that bucket over the WoL's head is part of the chest piece and cannot be hidden or removed.

There's a reason it's a meme.

level 3

I think that's one of those pieces I tend to avoid, then, because of the "can't wear headgear" aspect and the caster version with the hooded robe can't be hidden, either.

level 4

Unlike the robe, however, you can wear pants. Tragically, the pants of the trashcan sets don't let you wear shoes for a similar, equally dumb, reason

level 2
SCH7 points · 2 months ago

Amon's hat is the highest tier of important bard gear. Anyone who says otherwise has never touched an instrument in their life.

level 1
Black Mage30 points · 3 months ago
level 2

I was hoping it would be this link. I go back to it every couple of months lol

level 1
Xiph Eonis of Cactaur10 points · 3 months ago

Similarly I did a massive chunk of the MSQ dressed as a literal jester 2 months ago to catch up. Made it hard to take me seriously.

level 2

Are you Kefka by any chance?

level 2

Gloam set?

level 3
Xiph Eonis of Cactaur1 point · 2 months ago

Whatever the lvl 50 caster gear is, plus the jester hat from lvl 50 heavensward crafting. Wasn't even on purpose.

level 4

Ah. The Gloam set is the 50 MNK/NIN/SAM gear, makes you look like a circus act. Spent much of my time as a SAM with that glamour and the Garuda katana.

level 5
Xiph Eonis of Cactaur1 point · 2 months ago

It was the Evenstar set except with the Rainbow Cap of Casting

level 1

This reminds me of the time I've spent with lv70 gear on my tanks during 2.0. Hated it

level 2
BRD7 points · 3 months ago · edited 2 months ago

There is something really wrong with that claim.

EDIT: So item level 70, my bad. I thought it was just a typo.

level 3
5 points · 2 months ago · edited 2 months ago

Darklight was item level 70 back in 2.0. The tank gear was modeled like this and it's what you'd get with the original unrestricted tomestomes (Philosophy). I think it currently drops out of Halatali HM and Brayflox HM (maybe more, I forget).

And as a bonus....

  1. Raid restrictions and organization was super fucking obnoxious in 2.0 compared to how easy it is to drop in and out now. And getting Turn 1 done was too much of an ask for many, many players.

    • Tank chest and boots dropped out of Turn 1. That's great, right? Oops, hope you bought a helmet or pants with your Myth tomes or you can't actually use that armor, lolz. Also, you can't even cheat with crafted i70. Why? Because tank crafted i70 IS THE EXACT SAME FUCKING PROBLEM. At least casters could equip Vanya gear to get around the problem. Tanks were just double-fucked.

  2. Speaking of Myth tomes... The weekly limit was 300 in 2.0. Not the 450 to which it's been standardized ever since 2.1. Your hat costs 495 Myth, your pants cost 825. Getting both meant 1320 or a minimum of 5 weeks.

    • That said, you'd buy the i90 hat if your team could consistently do T1. And if your team could get through Turn 1, it generally meant that you could get through Turn 2 and potentially get your pants.

    • Why not the pants in general though? Because your hat drops out of Turn 5. Get fucking real, you weren't clearing Turn 5 with your podunk team in early 2.0 (remember, it took 2 months for the world first clear).

  3. Not into raiding but you still like to gear up as best you can to be the best Myth Hero that ever was? Well, you're still fucked by the 5 weeks to replace your body+hat or pants+boots. Get to grinding and waiting, assface! Can't wear one without the other!

Gearing up in 2.0 sucked ass, especially if you were a tank. At least the devs figured out that the combo armor pieces were a giant hassle for gear, let alone when it's goddamn progression gear. Though it still took them ages to figure out tokens.

level 3

I think they meant item level 70

level 3

I believe he is referring to iLv 70 gear, aka Darklight Gear; the tank set, if I am not mistaken, is fashioned after the style shown in the OP’s screenshot. Back then it was obtainable by spending Tomestones of Philosophy, I think, and at their removal that same gear was distributed in dungeons loot as both coffers and boss drops.

level 4
SAM3 points · 2 months ago

Also important to note the glamour system was introduced in 2.2, so there was no choice in the matter of appearance.

level 1
5 points · 3 months ago

Alphonse-kun!

level 1

I really need you to know that I cackled out loud at this.

level 1
SMN3 points · 3 months ago

I remembered being in that armor set and just hating it so much... It drove me to continued playing and levelling up, to the point where my gladiator could equip upgrade gear that was more visually pleasing.

level 1

“...a mind without a body?” “Erm... I like smashin’ stuff”

level 1
Ul'dah3 points · 2 months ago

Trash can armor makes everything better.

Try nodding yes sometimes. You just rock back and forth a bit and it's hilarious.

level 1

I really wish they'd bring the tincan sets back, just for fun.

level 1

Where's the {Aetherial Boarskin Subligar}

level 1

Still a better actor than Kristen Stewart.

level 1
2 points · 3 months ago

Reminds me of the red cone shaped disciple of magic hat

level 1
level 1

This made me literally lol first thing in the morning. Thank you, OP!

level 1
Cidolphas Orlandu on Ultros2 points · 2 months ago

I always found it annoyings that you either looked like an extra from the Pirates of Penzance, or this screenshot while levelling.

level 1
Pre-Paid Tanking :doge:2 points · 2 months ago

I love the text with the armor looking like alphonse elric from full metal alchemist.

level 1

See also: Melee DPS gear that looks like a technicolor gimp suit. It makes it just about impossible to take the game seriously unless you glamor everything

level 2

I was actually pleasantly surprised when I found a situation where it worked out. In the home stretch I got a crazy good aetheric harness and it works with ninja class gear. Dyed to match it was really nice actually.

But no, I did avoid wearing full sets of those. They could be used piecemeal but all together they were too much.

level 3
[Aurion Pax on Exodus]1 point · 2 months ago

Try it on a male character. Two words. Assless chaps.

level 1

These scenes always reminded me of the mountain from game of thrones. just standing there not seeing his face in that armor

level 1
Monk1 point · 3 months ago

This is the power of darklight

level 1

I thought about this meme recently and it made me laugh. So glad to see it again 😂 (idk if those pics are recent or not but I saw basically this on the FFXIV forums ages ago)

level 1

I forgot minfilia was a thing.

level 1

Honestly? I'll though I stopped playing around 30, I think I would've stayed with the Demon Souls armor. It looks really nice

level 1

Thank you glamours... couldn't wait to not look like a stove.

level 1

This and subligar, truly the 2.0 leveling experience

level 1

This is the one I took 4 years ago

level 1

I love my characters reactions in those cutscenes

level 1
SAM1 point · 2 months ago

I'm leveling my first tank, and the first thing I did with those sets was glamour 'em to something else. I don't want my Thighlander looking like a trash can.

level 1

Try being a roe and having your face cut out.

level 1

Keep looking for the video (gif?) Or the Warrior of Light dining with Ser Aymeric in this set.

I am disappointed.

level 1

Tanks for the reminder. I always hated those tin-can pieces.

level 1

Make a full metal alchemist glamour

level 1

My favorite part about this armor is that if you draw your sword as a Dark Knight the “helmet” portion stares off to the complete left instead of straight. Your character is basically like “Yeah that’s right, I’m so edgy and depressed I’m not even going to look at you while I slay you”

level 1

Everyone knows that's how to dress to impress.

https://youtu.be/O2-RgK5MUUg

level 1
Byregot1 point · 2 months ago

"I feed on spleens! So hungry..."

Terrifying.

level 1

Thats a very insensitive line of questioning for Minfilia to propose to Alphonse Elric..

level 1
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