Listen Chaddy McFaggy Daddy I had a long day moderating /mlp/ last night so if you do t mind GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LAIR YOU RETARTED FUCKING CHAD BEFORE I BUST OUT THE 2009 FERMENTED PISSY BOTTLES AND RAISE HELL FIRE ONTO YOUR SOUL
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?! 'pushes you outta bed' IM GONNA THROW YOUR GAMING PC OUT OF THE WINDOW IF YOU DONT DO WHAT I SAY RIGHT NOW!
‘pushes out of bed’ ??? Fucking pathetic chad, leave roleplay to the REAL boys
unsheaths katana teleports behind you, 700 lb frame lumbering over you “nothing personnel chaddy daddy..” unleashes chakra level 10th gate of the saiyan death note fueled by pure love of everlasting TRUE friendship from my waifu , chaddy daddy implodes from whence forth came
“don’t fuck with a big boy and his wendies..”
tips fedora over eyes
*Sheaths katana, and wobble away as your malnourished 700 lbs frame proceeds to fall apart in slices*
You fake normies didn't even know you were already dead...
omae wa mou shindeiru
teleports behind you
‘Nothing personal chaddy mcfaggy just doing what needs to be done’
thrusts ice cole nippon steel into youre back and teleports back to my lair
Fucking pathetic... And you dare to call others normies?
*cracks open one of your dewies, and pour it on the ground*
Next will be me burying one of you fakers under one of my 300 lbs fat rolls. Don't say you haven't been warned! REEEEEEEEEE
Squashes you under my 1200 pound good boy frame
You can only breath when you apologize
Did bitch mommy find you at that bar again while she was out being a whore and not getting my tendies?
THATS NONE OF YOUR CONSERN! KEEP PUSHING!
Fuck you chaddy daddy, lick my HUNNIE MUSSIE CRUSTED
I'm gonna keep playing WoW and there's nothing you can do about it
A true boy of class I see
He is retail trash and not le private server master race. He is just as bad as chaddy daddy...
Wait, there's a computer under those flabs? Sir, we'll need more than just petty threats
TRY AND TAKE IT YOU CHAD BASTARDS. I'LL LOAD UP MY M62 GRENADE LAUNCHER THAT I'VE CONVERTED TO FIRE POOP SOCKS.
This is what vegetals do to a man. I bet you don't even have a piss bottle.
Hey 'SARGE'! Did your downie ass ever learn how to spell CONCERN?
Anyway, here comes one of my 2007 vintage PISS BOTTLES, REEEEEEEEEEE
IS THAT YOUR WAR FACE?! SHOW ME YOUR REAL WAR FACE!!!
"Deep inhale" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
YOU DON’T SCARE ME
WORK ON IT
I’ve been waiting for this moment grabs tactical piss jug and recon poop-sock
teleports behind Chad Sargent
This IS personal, I'm not sorry Chad
'unsheathes k-bar' YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?! LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER!!
Wtf is this subreddit
It's for all m'goodboys who piss in bottles and bath in dewy. No vegetals allowed.
REEEEE WE HAVE AN TRATOR IN OUR MIDST. ATTACK WITH OPEN PISSY BOTTLES!
Could be heaven or could be hell. Depends on where you stand. With the FILTHY CHADS, or us, the ALMIGHTY GOODBOYS!
pours out a dewie for all the fallen goodboys
Lurk moar chad
The comments have me rolling every single day. This shit always has me dying lmao
Not for normies like you, m'goodlad.
Let’s not be hasty... someone has to make the tendies so bitch-mommy can bring them home.
Good sir, u/nathanndo , would you perchance be skilled in the art of deep frying? Tendies only of course, no vegetals.
I read that roleplay in gunny's voice and it hurt me
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING CHAD SHIT!!!!! MY BOTCH CUNT MOMMY THOUGHT I WOULD GET A JOB BUT IM THE FULL TIME MODERATER ON THE MLP BOARDS AND IF I CANT GET NEXT MONTHS LOOTCRATE IM GOING TO FUCKING GO FUCKING CRAZY I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO I PISS JUG I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU WANT THE LAST TIME MY FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT CHADDY FUCKING DADDY TRYED TO GET ME TO WORK I ENDED UP PISS JUGGIING HIM AND PUT HIM IN A COMMA THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the sound that our healthy frames make when we sigh because of normie raidparty members
I couldn't go into the military, my advanced combat training would cause me to incapacitate the MTI the second he comes near me, and they'd have to tie me up to keep my power from taking out all of the other trainees
REEEEEEEEE DRILL SARGENT CHAD REEEEEEEEE
Chaddy daddy better not test me, I have shit jugs from the 90's waiting to be flung.
Shit Jugs from the 90s
A song for m'goodboys
Why does chaddy daddy even get to post..
Cuz bitch mommy said if we don't let him, we won't get anymore GBP.
Do you want my peepee in your bum bum?
Looks like he’s fixing to:
A. Give me a handy
B. Give me a bj
D. All the above
What about faggy chaddy going in the kitchen and making some tendies since bitch mommy is crying
How weirdly shaped is your penis that you think he is about to give you a hand job?
You’ve never had a handy before? To say so in public?Bro. Brave.
EXCUSE ME SERGEANT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TRAIN THESE TENDIE LOVERS
unsheath nippon steel REEEEEEEE FAGGY CHADDY REEEEE
I I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT CHADDY DADDY! I'M TOO TIRED FROM FAPPING TO MLP R34!!
TENDIE RELEASE: RAIN OF A THOUSAND GOOD BOYS!
WHERE IS DADDY TYRONE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not posting a pic of R. Lee Ermey
Chaddy fag is trying to disrupt my 16 hour sleeping schedule! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEILL DO ONE CHADY PUSHY ONLY AND IF YOU AND BITCH MOMY MAKE ME 100 TENDIES WITH HUNNIE MUSTIEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TENDIES FIRST CHADY PUSHY LATERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck you chad
Go private Pyle yourself Chad scum
Snickers Sir, yes, sir!
Pushes you over and starts doing push-ups on top of you
Fuck you, Chad’s Dad. Eat shit. Let me eat my tendies. *hiss
THE CHADS ARE INVADING WE MUST STOP THEM GET TO THOS TENDIES M’ GOODBOYES LETS WORK ON THOSE FRAMES SO WE CAN FIGHT BACK AGAINST THESE INVADERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hahaha!!! Silly Chad. Butch mommy outranks you. Reeeeeeee!!!!
Chaddy daddy, I swear to kek. If you ever wake this good boy up again I will get out of bed and make sure you never see bitch mommy again, REEEEEEEEEEE. I'm a healthy good boy, I don't need to "work out" or "move". Now... MAKE ME MY DAMN BREAKFAST TENDIES.
I LOVE murdering chil- I mean chads. Chaddies.
I am proud of my size. Don't tell me what to do.
<serious> (spoiler alert) </serious>
Boo woo hoo ...Scary Man,Mumy.. Get rid of him! YAY Tendies!
This is, by far, the most hilarious and bizarre subreddit I have ever had the privilege of stumbling across, thank you, you magnificent bastards, for making this a reality
SIR, YES SIR!
Yes sir! I'll do 200 push ups then head to work.
WAIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I refuse to sell 4 years of my life to be ignored by the government
This fucking sub...
Nah im good
Tendies: For good little boys
Must have AT LEAST 100GBP. No normies allowed.