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No apostrophe!

The extra one's you see everywhere online ha'd to come from s'omewhere.

53 points · 1 month ago

Class of 99’

That's 1999 in metric years.

12 points · 1 month ago


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Clas's of 99

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So where do they get all the extra "quotation" marks?

Ask David Baddiel's Mum.

Friday’s are the best!

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It's intentional. For sure.

intentionally photoshopped.

no, this was real. it was in toronto for only a short time cause it was for some comedy show.

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That's the crux of the buscuit

Is that your conceptual continuity?

I might be moving to Montana, soon

2 points · 1 month ago

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am).

They shoulda left the apostrophe out of haven’t as well to make it look consistent.

Yup. Instead of apostrophe they have a random pizza slice.

True, needs more pizzapostraphe!


No thanks, I'll stick with my subway footlong

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337 points · 1 month ago

I suppose the meat balls are free here.

Dick cheese and meatball

Train Special - 2 sausages and 4 meatballs

Happy cake day _^

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3 points · 1 month ago

Tossed salad ...

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“Everything on this menu is like.... 1-3 dollars.....”

“The prices aren’t in dollars.....”

If you can reach the balls I'm impressed

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170 points · 1 month ago

Is that an erect and flaccid pizza on the chalkboard?!

59 points · 1 month ago

Why yes . . . yes it is.

Looks like an alternating neon sign... even better.

9 points · 1 month ago

I thought maybe it was a hole in the wall that you have to eat your Dick's through.

I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment’s notice...

It was a neon sign! I lived right across the street from this in Toronto.

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Your mom's eaten pizza.

Extra large. And can you burn mine?

I like my dicks big and black.


It’s called the the big burnt cheesy, bbc for short.

I'd give this gold if I knew what gold was and had any

You’re welcome.

51 points · 1 month ago

In Washington telling others to eat a bag of dicks is not an insult.

13 points · 1 month ago

Dick's is the place were the cool hang out The swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout

8 points · 1 month ago

That delicious sauce tho...

They have your food finished and in a bag before you're done paying.

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I thought Dick’s usually came in boxes?

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Trying to pick a fight with r/SeattleWA

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I actually got this as an ad while browsing YouTube. It was a beautiful moment.

36 points · 1 month ago

This was an art/marketing installation done by The Drake Hotel in Toronto (unrelated to the rapper Drake). The pizza place never opened, but it was absolutely hilarious watching all the delicate flowers that live in the neighborhood get upset about it. They even had a YouTube ad that was taken down.

There's a dicks pizza in Milwaukee. It's also a club/bar but what isn't here.

Dicks has been a thing in Seattle forever. Oldest penis joke in the book.

Dicks has been a place on the east coast for seafood too.

And yet, somehow, it never GETS old

I love me some dicks in my mouth

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I live across the street from the Drake Hotel. Can confirm. It was taken down but MAN did it stir up conversation in the neighbourhood.

I love how those people who live around Queen and Dufferin are such posers. They act like they're all a bunch of hipsters that don't give a fuck when really they're all snowflakes.

They're literally worse than Brampton.

What an odd comparison of neighbourhoods

That's the point.

How ironic that people from the arse of the GTA are more real than those melodramatic fakes that live at Queen and Dufferin.

Whenever I see The Drake Hotel I think about the 1st Mission Impossible and those damn Gideons.

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No homo if dicks are covered in pepperoni and cheese.

And if the meatballs don't touch the pepperoni.

5 points · 1 month ago

That does sound delicious.

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It certainly fits the bill.

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I would eat a bag of dicks pizza

4 points · 1 month ago

Improve this by removing the "pizza".

Everyone in this thread knows what Dick's is.

Come to Seattle. There is a popular burger spot called ‘Dick’s’ and you can definitely buy a bag of Dick’s there.

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Jacksonville Florida, Dicks Wings. Waitresses wore t-shirts that said "I prefer Dicks to Hooters"

There's also dirty dicks crab house in Florida and their shirts say something like "I got crabs from dirty dicks"

And the hottest sauce is "Dicks Special Sauce".

At least they don't sell suckers

11 points · 1 month ago

Imagine if a candy store was actually named "Dick's Suckers".

Mommy! Take me to Dick's Suckers!


"No. You went to your father's house last weekend."

42 years old and it turns out that I’ve never eaten pizza.

15 points · 1 month ago

Oh hi wife, I didn't know you liked Reddit.

7 points · 1 month ago

There's a diner in my town named Dick's. Their employee shirts say "If you like hotdogs you'll love dicks" I'll try to find a picture.

My girlfriend ate 37 pizzas!

In a row?

Try not to eat any pizza on your way through the parking lot!

This has made me pie-curious.

Pizzagate confirmed

Apostrophes are important

Hoes love to eat there.

Check out Pablo Pricasso's paintings

You can't eat your pizza if you don't eat your meat.

2 points · 1 month ago

Dick’s Nuts. So much Nut in your mouth, you’ll say GotDamn, I need more Dick’s!!!

Does it come by the bag?

Nobody else does pizza in a bag! Nobody but Dick’s. Get yourself a big bag of Dick’s and share it with a friend.

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Everybody hates me because I like pineapple rings on my Dicks.

2 points · 1 month ago

My ex must love pizza.

Order an extra large and get extra cheese for free. Special Large dick pizza.

Mayo pizza

Cheesy edges???

Incorrect spelling .. still funny

You can't beat Dick's meat

There isn’t even apostrophe after Dicks’ showing ownership to the pizza. Is this is photoshopped?

It’s just a fake store from 2016 for seriusxm

Cowabunga, dudes!

Could I get a bag of them to go?

I've totally lost my appetite

I guess all women and some men have all eaten pizza.

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I think Richard should have stayed with Richard

Love how there's no apostrophe in the slogan.

This was a false store front in Toronto for a comedy series.

....if it was real I would have grabbed a slice though.

We know they’re capable of an apostrophe so that is even more blatant.

I've been doing it wrong...

Thats some intentional crappy design right there.

Literally Dicks in a box.

I’d like extra Dick’s cheese on my pizza, sir.

That i looks suspicious to me...

There’s a place an hour away from me called Dick’s Wings and my wife loves to go there. I always mess with her about how she just loves dicks way too much.

Can't wait to tell someone to eat a bag of dicks

After a hefty slice of Dicks, it's dessert time at Yogurt Load.

Totally deliberate. Look at the "i" in the logo.

What a cocky thing to say.

They know what they’re doing.

Source: My dad is a world-champion bbq competitor. Still makes as many “you’ll love my meat in your mouth” jokes as he is legally allowed to.

Norwegian pizza is the best

Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

Nonvegan pizza is the best

You reply to all comments ? Oo I tip you my hat sir.

1 point · 1 month ago

the "open/close" sign is the funniest part. why isn't it lit up?

thedickshow. com

"If you sit on Dicks, you'll get a pizza ass!"

I guess I've eaten pizza then. Good to know.

That awkward moment when your GF sees the sign and says “I’ve eaten plenty of pizza”

There was a pizza place in Chicago that had the slogan "We come fast, no apologies"

In my town in WI we have and old school drive in called Dicks. Only open in summer but running joke when we going to grab burgers. Who wants dicks in there mouth

Oh my

They should do sandwiches too, and send them off in paper bags, so you can eat a bag of Dick's.

These pepperonis look funny 🤔

their bag is pretty good, anyone else eaten a bag of dicks?

They missed a word.

Reminds me of a Chinese place near my parents house, called Wangs. I giggle every time I drive by.

I'm gonna be the boring one and point out they missed the apostrophy and it no longer has anything to do with the name of the restaurant. Anyway...


What an interesting slogan! I can imagine the P.R. brand team sitting around the table and then "I've got it"!

Oh I've eaten pizza

Nailed it!

Is that 'dicks' plural? Because I ate a dick once and it was terrible.

Ya know what would go great with that pizza? A little hard cider.

Dicken's Cider.

What, you've never had a hard Dicken's Cider?

So I have indeed eaten pizza then 😉

Does your name get hard in the morning?

wait does this mean im gay

Made with special "cheese".

This was in Toronto? i saw this but it seems to be gone now

You would probably need something spicy to get the taste out of your mouth.

Truth in Advertising

Too easy... 😂

Do you like your name ? Do you like dick?

There's a Big Dick's Pizza in Purrump, Nevada just outside Las Vegas. I told the owner that took a lot of balls to name a pizza place like that.

1 point · 1 month ago

So I'm browsing reddit, stop at this post to read it and a second later I get a text ad from Pizzahut.


If they don’t have a bag of dicks on the menu then I don’t even know why they went into this business.

I'm not convinced that it's a question of an amount of pizza

I would rather get my mouth around some Double D's

I'd like a bag of Dicks to go, please.

Harry Balzac, Proprietor.

"Eat a bag of Dicks!"

"Good idea. With extra cheese?"


This is even better.

Pairs well with Cummins Cider.

Dirty Dick's hot sauce is the shit

What is this? A pizza rip off of Dick's Burgers?

There's a meat market in Long Island called Herb's.

They sell t-shirts that say "You can't beat Herb's meat!"

I've got a koozie for a place in Missouri called Buzz's meats - same slogan 'You Can't Beat Buzz's Meat"

Get the sausage with extra cheese

Ive heard the house fromunda cheese is great

If you don’t eat your dicks how can you have any pizza. How can you have your pizza if you don’t eat your dicks?

Yay for lack of apostrophe. The Dick's Sporting Goods by my house had the little basketball hoop apostrophe go out for a bit last year. Seeing the possessive pronoun turn into a plural noun gave me a good laugh.


To be fair, they’re right.


Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

I know right?

Pizza gate? 🤔

O/10 no glory hole

It is cruelty against men to eat their dicks. Suckle on them is acceptable if done properly.

Suck my pizza!

Not exactly subliminal ...

Ive eaten a lot of pizza

Hmm, never thought I would say this, but I legitimately am interested in trying some dicks. I just hope this isn't just some stupid name ploy to sell pizza or something.🤔

That's naming done right.

For all I know, this is sage wisdom.

It's a popular dating place

I must have a whole bag of those!

Well then, let’s go eat some dicks! Who’s with me!

It's a bold strategy Cotten. Let's see if they can pull it off.

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