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Posted byTeam Weidman1 month ago

Paulo Costa with an interesting post fight message

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923 points · 1 month ago

I hear he has an incredible rubber guard.

level 2

Dude, with the amount of torque he throws into his shots, could you imagine the type of power he generates when banging his girl? Between the lower back strength, durability, and aggression - Jesus Christ. Seriously, my apologies for pulling a Bryan Callen, but let's all acknowledge the obvious. This man is genetically engineered to fuck your girlfriend. I pity the man who dates his ex, because I sure as shit wouldn't want to.

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Daniel 'Damaging Corneas' Cormier224 points · 1 month ago

Bruh

level 4

In my best Bryan Callen voice

What, what? I don't understand? I can't appreciate a man's ohysique now?

I take it you're not familiar with my ongoing Bond themed Paulo Costa movie pitch are you?

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Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ condom60 points · 1 month ago

Did you just make me read some UFC fan fiction?

level 6

Yed. And it's good fanfiction. Deal with it.

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Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ condom18 points · 1 month ago
level 8

Are you down for part 2? I have it written, ready to go.

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Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ condom10 points · 1 month ago

I'm good man.

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Bruce Buffer's ass eating division8 points · 1 month ago

I do remember this.

level 6

I think I should write a sequel. I don't know if the mods would approve though...

I have the second chapter ready to go.

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Bruce Buffer's ass eating division2 points · 1 month ago

Do it

level 8

Well boys and girls, what are you if you're not a man of your word? I promised that I would continue my Bryan Callen themed stories and tales of Paulo Costa to the best of my abilities with my previous story here. I have to live up to my expectations...plus I just saw Sicario 2, so here's some food for thought

The man moves ever so slightly, his gait refined, yet careful a bit like a panther on the prowl. Returning home late from a night he spent with an american girl he'll likely never remember, and never speak to again, he smells her sweat on him as he scans the horizon. From the distance he can see his second floor apartment is lit up like a Christmas tree, which immediately signifies danger. He pauses and further surveys the scene from behind his custom fitted Ray Bans. He sees several guards, an exceptionally short and muscular full sleeves tattooed Italian-American man, an Al Powell lookalike from Die Hard, a large headed large femured Croatian, and most importantly a tall lethargic looking man who he is all too familiar with. He can barely comprehend the conversation taking place in the distance, it somehow involves basketball courts, no gloves, sand, nude combatants and open handed strikes. The Al Powell lookalike entertains the conversation, the Croatian looks on disappointed. The tall lethargic looking one holds eye contact. The golden snitch he's called.

He dodges out of sight quickly, first behind a bus, then around several cars. And follows his way around to the back of his apartment building where he climbs up several ladders to his emergency exit. He draws his custom sig p226 from his concealed holster, normally he wouldn't carry such a large weapon in this 110 degree South American heat but he was in a rush out of the house when the American texted him a simple...booty bubble as comedian Theo Von would refer to it in the wee hours of the morning. His trigger finger is itching to fire, but alas, he catches the note placed on the window sill. Written in crayon on a sticky note, the words 'Sorry Bro, big fight, don't shoot me' makes itself known in the darkness. He bolsters his firearm, and opens the window stepping into his home. From down the hallway, BLAF enters into the killers eyesight. His skin - unabashedly red in the dim light of the rising South American horizon in the distance. His beard is a few days old, his eyes are strained, his hands are clammy, and his hairline - nonexistent. He continues to size him up as he chews on the churros he just bought for himself that he graciously offered up to his old friend in an effort of good hospitality.

'So bro, I guess I know what I need to get you for Christmas' BLAF says out of the corner of his mouth, implying the lack of a UFC belt on his perfectly crafted mantle. The man is silent in response. 'In due time' he utters out of the corner of his mouth...perfectly formed mouth as Bryan Callen and Branxtonio Schaumburg would say. He can almost hear the term dimepiece from here. 'Well, after this one. For sure' The man nods along, he knows there's no road to the title. He's a hit man, plain and simple. Belts? Fuck belts. Give me a name, pay me my money, leave me alone, and when I'm tired of being left alone. I'll let you know. His master taught him this, the OG, original guice master. He sadly was offed by an aging Japanese man somewhere in South America, location unknown. There have been rumors going around, that he's recovering somewhere at a professional guice clinic in the States. But before he can further distract himself, GOOFCON1 opens his mouth again.

'I'm turning you loose this time' 'How loose?' He replies 'Uriah Hall. UFC 226 pre lims. No golden snitch...how's that for loose?' His eyes go wide. BLAF takes a hearty bite out of the churro, stuffing it whole into his mouth, like an American girl on vacay in Brazil one would say. The man holds the stare. 'You can get revenge, for yourself, for all those steroid "allegations" and implications that you're not on his level*' 'You're gonna help me start a war' 'With who' 'The entire Middleweight division bro'

Costa nods in agreement. Sets the sig down. For the past several weeks he's been studying Darren Till, hoping for the chance to be let loose on him. But now he realizes exactly how serious this mission is. Uriah is next, and he's going to make it look messy. BLAF slips a check across the table and walks out. Hes just signed Hall's death sentence.

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Detective Shields, Jake Shields1 point · 1 month ago

I agree, enough with the brouhaha.

level 3

Jfc dude. That’s almost good enough to be pasta

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OG Juicy Slut55 points · 1 month ago

Dude, with the amount of torque he throws into comments, could you imagine the type of power he generates when shitposting? Between the lower back strength, durability, and aggression - Jesus Christ. Seriously, my apologies for pulling a Bryan Callen, but let's all acknowledge the obvious. This man is genetically engineered to shitpost. I pity the man who dates his ex, because I sure as shit wouldn't want to.

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if you can't handle me at 30% you don't deserve me at 1006 points · 1 month ago

I love how that last sentence takes on a whole different meaning when you change up the rest of it a bit.

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Team Rockhold17 points · 1 month ago

could you imagine the type of power he generates when banging his girl?

You're trying to make this sound appealing for women and I think it comes off as horrifying for them.

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United Kingdom12 points · 1 month ago

Na they want to be taken by a dangerous and sculpted alpha like him

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level 4

Dude I'm talking to other men here.

Unless you've got a model like face with a sculpted Conquistador body like ya boy, you're delusional if you think women wouldn't be down for that.

With that said, I'm sure Paulo is a gentle lover. His lips and mouth say it all.

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on Claudia's face29 points · 1 month ago

I'm not entirely convinced you aren't Bryan Callen.

level 6

Although we are both insanely handsome men, sculpted like our Mediterranean Greek ancestors before us - we aren't two slightly different people.

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on Claudia's face3 points · 1 month ago

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3 points · 1 month ago

This man is genetically engineered to fuck your girlfriend.

At least he doesn't have a French accent. There's still hope for us boys.

level 4

Some girls prefer Latin accents :\

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If Touchbutt was easy it would be called jiu jitsu.3 points · 1 month ago

You would swear tranypanda wrote this.

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United Kingdom2 points · 1 month ago

He'd given Tony Thompson a run for his money. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK7lG4OQ5YQ

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None, he can't get a boner anymore because of all the roids.

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Team McGregor1 point · 1 month ago

nephew

level 3

All for nothing if he has a small ding dong

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1 point · 1 month ago

Wtf

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Tiramisu Tyrant9 points · 1 month ago

I heard he doesn’t care for the rubber guard and just goes in dry to make these big boys submit

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BETCH10 points · 1 month ago

He penetrated Hall's defense really well. After he clipped Uriah with the left, Uriah melted like rubber.

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Dolly McGregor453 points · 1 month ago

Joe rogan: “ alright I’m here with Paulo the condom costa, Paulo talk me through how you were able to penetrate through his defense like that”

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146 points · 1 month ago

Very Trojan-esque in his approach Joe

level 3

He hits the bag like a Ford Magnum!

level 3

Protect yourself at all times in the octagon. Obvious secret to Paulo’s success. He’s wearing a condom

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Team Kowalkiewicz1 point · 1 month ago

holy shit i've never thought about the reference for trojans that's disturbing

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#chugginmountaindew5 points · 1 month ago

Would be best nickname ever.

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Water we doin hear Merko163 points · 1 month ago

Today more than ever, we are all condoms

Beautiful champ

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Team Khabib49 points · 1 month ago

Gives a new meaning to "head movement"

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level 1

I condom. Trust me. I condom

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Team USA Motherfuckers25 points · 1 month ago

Is normal. I back.

level 3

yes that is the reference

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we are all condoms353 points · 1 month ago

We are ALL condoms on this blessed day.

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Team Khabib51 points · 1 month ago

Oh, so THAT'S why he kept punching Hall in the dick. He was doing a public service to remind all of us to use protection.

level 3

"Cup check!"

"Kongo!"

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we are all condoms32 points · 1 month ago

Mods, can I get a “we are all condoms” flair?

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we are all condoms8 points · 1 month ago

I would also like this flair mods

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we are all condoms7 points · 1 month ago

I would like this, too.

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we are all condoms5 points · 1 month ago

Me too please.

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Canada2 points · 1 month ago

me too thanks

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Team Nurmagomedov1 point · 1 month ago

me too thanks mods

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level 2

Speak for yourself

level 3

I am ALL condoms on this blessed day

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SnapJitsu5 points · 1 month ago

Dolt

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It puts the lotion on its skin14 points · 1 month ago

u/MagnumPear

👀👀👀

level 2

full of spunk

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#rudwigmartialarts2 points · 1 month ago

Pastor says condoms are the fool's fig leaf.

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I am the internet.222 points · 1 month ago

He even says weird nonsensical things like Vitor

WAR ViTRTor 2.0

level 2

Dude.

ViTRT should take him under his wing and teach him the ways of the young dinosaur.

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8 points · 1 month ago

He disrespected Vitor once I believe. One of the guys in Vitor a gym wanted to fight him

level 4

No way.

Gimme the deets.

Why would he disrespect his literal father like that?

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[deleted]
7 points · 1 month ago

He wanted to fight him and said Vitor is scared and that he’s a pussy. Here’s Cezar Ferreira defending Belfort https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/11/16/16648398/cezar-ferreira-vows-to-break-fake-paulo-costa-into-pieces-hes-a-lie-ufc

level 2

He's a true thermostat, not a thermometer like these other MW bums.

level 2

More like TRT Victor and Pride Wanderlei combined into one.

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bring the karate aspect back to jiu-jitsu276 points · 1 month ago

My only possible explanation is that in British English we call erasers rubbers which yanks use as a term for condoms. Idk

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Mackenzie "Big Country" Dern115 points · 1 month ago

"We are all erasers" is still pretty funny. Also funny how "The Eraser" sounds like a badass nickname in English because it's like "One who ERASES" but that's not his nickname - his nickname is literally like, a colloquial term for a pencil eraser lol

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Bruce Lee-o35 points · 1 month ago

“Borrachinha” stood for “little rubber” in Portuguese – a nickname given to him because of his older brother, who was dubbed “rubber man” due to his elasticity. But with its original meaning not translating well to English, he decided to use another word that means “rubber” in Portuguese.

“‘The Eraser’ is the best translation; it’s like, ‘I will erase you, Johny Hendricks,'” Costa joked.

Source

level 4

My friend’s nickname is borracha. He told me it meant rubber band. It’s a pretty common nickname in capoeira.

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Bruce Lee-o7 points · 1 month ago

Yea “borracha” means “rubber” (as in the material).

Rubber band would be “elástico”

I just thought it was interesting he himself decided to go with “the eraser”

level 3

There was a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger called The Eraser in which he plays a badass who erases people.

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9 points · 1 month ago

Then his bosses tried to erase him. Predictably that proved to be a bad business decision though.

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Prince Khabib, Fabulous he, Nurmagomedov5 points · 1 month ago

Did he pack up his desk and move to a competing company or something?

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3 points · 1 month ago

I believe so yes. This is thought to be the last they saw of him https://imgur.com/a/LaH8Ch0

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Prince Khabib, Fabulous he, Nurmagomedov3 points · 1 month ago

It's good to see he's using a torch to move around his stuff in the dark building. No wonder he left and moved to another office, there is not enough adequate safety lighting.

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3 points · 1 month ago

I know right? Such a kind and gentle man. He looks so grumpy there though! Shocking treatment.

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Prince Khabib, Fabulous he, Nurmagomedov3 points · 1 month ago

It's tough to see him obviously going through a tough time, he's worried about if his new job will pay enough, how much longer his commute is going to be, how he's going to ensure his wife it'll be all okay -- he's having a tough day, but he's not lashing out, he's trying to remain calm, and that's a man we could all stand to learn from

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[deleted]
4 points · 1 month ago

A true gentle giant. Arnie bless.

level 5

When will they learn?

level 3

I always thought the Spanish/Portuguese term meant more specifically a chalkboard eraser?

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Prince Khabib, Fabulous he, Nurmagomedov2 points · 1 month ago

It's actually, specifically, an old old wooden ship used during the civil war era

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Team Perry2 points · 1 month ago

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

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Portugal1 point · 1 month ago

In Portuguese borracha is an eraser or simply rubber

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on Claudia's face1 point · 1 month ago

I believe the direct translation is "Little Rubber".

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an actual juicy little slut27 points · 1 month ago

Yes, it is a mistranslation

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bring the karate aspect back to jiu-jitsu60 points · 1 month ago

Oh for sure but I'm gonna call him The Condom from now on. Hall just got wrapped up and ribbed for our pleasure

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It's also why he changed his name from "Little Rubber" to "The Eraser".

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Message me for Reebok coupons7 points · 1 month ago

I think you're right. If you follow this link and look at the examples of the word in context the 2nd example is exactly this. The 5th example is the meaning that he intends. If I had to guess this is the reason he stopped using the name "borrachinha." He probably found out that in some places they use the word to mean condom. I'm assuming it doesn't have that meaning where he's from. Clearly whatever software he used to translate doesn't agree with Costa.

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Borrachinha means "little rubber". His older brother was at the same gym before he was, and they called him "Rubber" due to his flexibility. Costa started going to that same gym, so they called him "Little Rubber" after his older brother.

Needing a little rubber (US slang) is funny in the context of a condom, but in UK English, a rubber means an eraser, so he went with that.

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marywhana guy!146 points · 1 month ago

a new meme is born

level 2

Stupid sexy Costa confirmed.

level 3

Stupid sexy joocy

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2 points · 1 month ago

Costa Pasta!

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Team GSP70 points · 1 month ago

Condom depot have a sponsorship lined up for him

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Team Tiramisnusnu Sucks20 points · 1 month ago

Im honestly wondering right now what the fine, if anytging, would be if he did this in the octagon right before a fight: https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34

Im dead serious.

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Team Machida28 points · 1 month ago

Costa sponsored by Trojan confirmed

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Condom Depot is back bois.

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Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ condom27 points · 1 month ago

We are all condoms flair incoming.

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professional wrestlers > mma fighters7 points · 1 month ago

That flair is hilarious, +1 to whoever is responsible for that

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Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ condom12 points · 1 month ago

I think the mods changed it, I just noticed haha.

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26 points · 1 month ago

"We are all condoms" is about to become a new flair for half this sub

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Fuck slavery, fuck racism42 points · 1 month ago

Stay safe people, wear a Costa.

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where is this burger king13 points · 1 month ago

Costa condoms, fucking YOU with our prices

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We're all condoms55 points · 1 month ago

Mods flair me up with a "We're all condoms"

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We're all condoms14 points · 1 month ago

Me too

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We're all condoms8 points · 1 month ago

Same here

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We're all condoms5 points · 1 month ago

I'm in!

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We're all condoms3 points · 1 month ago

Yes please

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We're all condoms1 point · 1 month ago

Ill take one of those too please

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United States0 points · 1 month ago

Myessss

level 7

Me too please

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Punch-drunk Jackass1 point · 1 month ago

Can I get a flair too?

level 2

Me too

level 2

Can I have that too please?"

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We are all condoms13 points · 1 month ago

Mods may I please get the flare "We are all condoms"

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We are all condoms7 points · 1 month ago

I want this too. Please mods?

I want to be a fellow condom, with my condom brethren.

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We are all condoms3 points · 1 month ago

I’m on board too, please hook me up mods

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We are all condoms1 point · 1 month ago

Mods pls

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Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ head1 point · 1 month ago

I'd like to hop on that flair as well. Mods pls

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fucking diesel square headed killing machine13 points · 1 month ago

Borrachinha -> Eraser -> Rubber -> Condom

Is my guess.

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Basically clean18 points · 1 month ago

Chuck with that look in his eyes.

Sea level Cain.

Condom Burrachina.

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Touch-butt in the park9 points · 1 month ago

Motivated BJ (not Penn)

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Team Ferguson3 points · 1 month ago

33% Saki

level 1

This guy fucks

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not playing touch butt in the park7 points · 1 month ago

And a new meme is born.. Get your translations right, boooois

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bring the karate aspect back to jiu-jitsu12 points · 1 month ago

Maybe it's all a big plan to get focus on this meme instead of every discussion being about how he's injecting meglodon testosterone into his arsehole

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not playing touch butt in the park1 point · 1 month ago

yeah.. i don't think.

yet, he should train is english, boy is marketable as fuck

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Dana's eskimo Bro6 points · 1 month ago

safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex 'cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text.

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5 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Condom in Portuguese is camisinha.

And his nickname is not camisinha.

His nickname is Borrachinha which can mean eraser. You could say he erases* his opponents from the face of the Earth.

Erasers are made of rubber. Condoms are often called rubbers since they too are made of rubber. Hence the confusion in the translation.

Source: I never use condoms.


*ERASER? No!

While I've seen Joe Rogan and others calling him the Eraser that is also not the right translation.

Borrachinha technically means "little rubber".

Rubber stretches. It's flexible. Paulo Costa's older brother was very flexible. This is an advantage in BJJ and all martial arts so people took notice and called his brother Borracha, meaning Rubber.

Because Paulo was the little brother they called him "Little Rubber" or "Borrachinha".

A more cultural translation would be like Mini-Flexi or Mini-Stretchy or something like that.

So clearly the translation is a complicated one. Eraser is easier to go with and will probably stick. In the end, what he wants to be know as is UFC Champion.

Best of luck!

Translation Source: I'm a Brazilian Portuguese-English translator. Coincidentally, I was born in the same city as Borrachinha and we both root for Atlético Mineiro, one of our local soccer teams.

Nickname source: https://www.terra.com.br/esportes/lance/preparado-paulo-borrachinha-assume-posicao-de-promessa-no-ufc,a23ce1ba5f301c4f746496e6f2c6d0f03qy4donp.html

Interview Question from above source:

"Qual a origem do apelido "Borrachinha"? O Borrachinha surgiu porque aos 12 anos, quando trouxe meu irmão para o jiu-jitsu, ele tinha muita flexibilidade, elasticidade, então no jiu-jitsu isso impressionava, ele fazia um alongamento bom, e começaram a chamá-lo de "homem borracha". Como eu era o irmão mais novo, fiquei como "borrachinha" (risos)."

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We're all condoms3 points · 1 month ago

. . . Back & forth

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4 points · 1 month ago

For everyone that didn't actually go to his page this is a function of instagrams translate function. He didn't actually write out condoms lmao

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Yeah went to the page and didn't find it. A little disappointed.

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Team we are all condoms4 points · 1 month ago

Team we are all condoms please mods

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Philippines3 points · 1 month ago

That really caught me off guard.

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Fucken little ratfuck3 points · 1 month ago

His bicep looks like Dana`s head is about to burst out of it

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CONDOMS FOR GAY JESUS!

level 1

Most likely meant comrads.

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Nurmageddon2 points · 1 month ago

excuse me mr condom sir you seem to have a football stuck in your bicep please show this to dr. condom thanks

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USADA doesn't test for horse meat2 points · 1 month ago

So what was he actually trying to say?

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EDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!7 points · 1 month ago

We are all erasers, which he probably wrote as we are all rubbers, which got mistranslated to we are all condoms

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ARE YOU INTOXICATED?2 points · 1 month ago

I'm sure of my ability. I stepped in that octagon today to show, and that's what I did. I thank God first and every person who cared for me, I appreciate every message and support! I also thank my family, my masters and teammates, my sponsors and supporters and each of you! Today more than ever, we are all condoms.

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Gay For Gaethje2 points · 1 month ago

Mark Hunt : 👀👀👀👀

level 1

He's getting that Trojan sponsorship.

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2 points · 1 month ago

He’s a dependable fighter. Never pulls out. #condom

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2 points · 1 month ago

Back and forth, forever.

))<>((

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This is instagram's translation, right? He wrote it in Portuguese I assume.

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Team Garbrandt2 points · 1 month ago

We condoms now boys

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Kaz, I'm already a condom.

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This guy is on more drugs than a pharmacist. Tell me his body and the fact that he’s from Brazil doesn’t cause red flags???

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Fragile Fatass1 point · 1 month ago
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We are all condoms? Lost in translation?

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OG Juicy Slut1 point · 1 month ago

I condom. Es normal

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Team Weili1 point · 1 month ago

I hespect condom

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He’d better be able to back up those words

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We're all condoms1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Can I get a we are all condoms flair

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EDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!1 point · 1 month ago

Were all condoms on this blessed day

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You'd think that's the first english word a Borrachinha looking motherfucker would learn.

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Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ head1 point · 1 month ago

Also "my masters and teammates" is weird, he a slave?

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EDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!1 point · 1 month ago

This message is brought to you by CONDOMDEPOT. COM

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annoying for the mods1 point · 1 month ago

I was so very unimpressed until I got to the last line. The hell?

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Cody got KO'd and TJ got P'sghetti1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Mods, I want a Today we are all condoms flair!

Edit: I love how the mods run around tinkerbelling flairs on to users.

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Today we are a all Condoms1 point · 1 month ago

MODS!!! Can you please change my flair to "Today we are a all Condoms"? Thank you :)

level 1

Ok...ok...what's so weird abo-...oh lmao

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Team McGregor1 point · 1 month ago

We’re all condoms bois.

Just penetrating ourselves through life.

level 1

Protections > protectors > protections > condoms?

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Punch-drunk Jackass1 point · 1 month ago

I want a "We are all Condoms" flair so bad

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Natty until proven naughty1 point · 1 month ago

Seconded.

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EDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!1 point · 1 month ago

Remind me, didn't Cody write he had a great time blowing some famous dude in an IG post? It was obviously some typo, but it was funny as hell.

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I'm Going Deep1 point · 1 month ago

Thanks Costa, very cool!

level 1

This is pretty scary, big ass dude would not only beat your ass...but will fuck it afterwards... the queer that inspires fear indeed.

level 1

Add the FLAIR MODS WE ARE ALL CONDOMS

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EDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!1 point · 1 month ago

nipple

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Wtf im not a condom

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fuck the gravediggers ass2 points · 1 month ago

Well you are today... MORE THAN EVER!!!

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We'll run it back. We'll run it back.1 point · 1 month ago

I am a CONDOM!!!

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Team Kowalkiewicz1 point · 1 month ago

Oh god the meme meter is over 9000.

level 1

Well after hitting Uriah in the balls 3 times in the first round he probably doesn't need condoms anymore. Fitting I guess.

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Popeye’s-fed DC1 point · 1 month ago

we are all condoms!

Flair me up, mods.

level 1

This guy is 100% on steroids.

-Steroid User.

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1 point · 1 month ago

WeAreAllRubbers

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Robert Knuckles1 point · 1 month ago

I really am starting to dislike This juiced fuck. Unfair to Uriah to have to fight an obvious cheater. And on toot of that, he's cocky as fuck.

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Reunion1 point · 1 month ago

We're all condoms is the new fuck chuck

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Team Kowalkiewicz1 point · 1 month ago

Gods I miss that show.

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We are all condoms1 point · 1 month ago

Mods, may I please have a "We are all condoms" flair?

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1 point · 1 month ago

one condom to stop them all

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