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[–]fredbnh 149 points150 points  (2 children)

My mom had this service when she was still living on her own. A person would call once a day to make sure she hadn't fallen and couldn't get up. Whenever I was there during the call she would ignore it..."I don't know what the hell that is all about.". Love you mom!

[–]Adam_Tarmac 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Haha I love it

[–]ZM1L3Y 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t they send someone to check if she has fallen then because she didn’t answer?

[–]galacticcyrus 85 points86 points  (0 children)

She was only bothered by the way he was running, being a former gym teacher herself. Which is why she used the magical device to correct his bad running habit.

[–]Robotman1974 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Guy smokes a cigarette and thinks to himself... "I know... I'll get my old band Loverboy back together!". Gramma has other plans. "Not so fast, '80s man!"

[–]croissantfriend 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Those darn runner people with their darn headbands, in this neighbourhood?

[–]man_on_a_screen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We are darnbot brothers

[–]black_flag_4everSoda Seeker[S] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

[–]UsingYourWifi 27 points28 points  (1 child)

How exactly is the "personal protection alarm," protecting you? Are thugs with bandanas scared off by annoying noises?

[–]erla30 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It plays a record about how olden days were better. Fuck that shit, I'm out.

[–]ChurchArsonist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He looks like the guy who's still trying to keep the alternative rock band from college together, but he's selling oxy that he steals from his grandpa to get by.

[–]Starbucks-Hammer[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That mean old lady!

[–]akpotts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is that the street where he did it to em

[–]lordvaros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, that amateur 90s movie thug is so great.

[–]radditor5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If I'm going down , you're going down with me." -buy new Mini-bomb today!

[–]AntonioMVL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought it was a taser.