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[–]Impulse3000 572 points573 points  (19 children)

What's worse, gifs that end too soon, or gifs that infinitely loop?

[–]ShawnaldMcScruff 147 points148 points  (7 children)

End too soon by far

[–]really-drunk-too 23 points24 points  (3 children)

End too soon by

[–]ReubenXXL 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This one didn't really end to soon though...

I'm unconvinced that a single person actually believed this lol.

[–]ShawnaldMcScruff 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He was asking what’s worse in general not about the gif.

[–]ReubenXXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yea, I was just tangentially commenting on the OP. I also agree in general too short is worse.

[–]bunglejerry 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Are there gifs that don't infinitely loop?

[–]skeptibat 19 points20 points  (4 children)

[–]Masterkid1230 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wait so does that mean that most people, when creating their gifs, actually choose for them to loop eternally? I was pretty certain that it would at least be a feature of the medium in which you reproduced it or something, and not something inherent to the gif file. That's interesting as fuck.

[–]halborn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Depending on how you're creating the gif, it may be a default setting.

[–]amsterdamtech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it usually is default, otherwise most gifs would not loop because... people are lazy

[–]Spartn90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looped gifs can be hilarious... Ones that and too soon are never good.

[–]OMFGitsST6 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Probably the fact that half the gif is covered by cancerous white-backed text from Facebook.

[–]hairyscrode 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This dog did the craziest thing...

Drinking its milk with a straw

And you won't believe what happened next...

[–]OMFGitsST6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget at least 10 of that laugh/crying emoji.

[–]Persiankobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It ended soon because no one believes the gif lie. Bro if you were there would you think thats a robot

[–]burtsbre 221 points222 points  (10 children)

[–]Grimmginger 45 points46 points  (7 children)

The lady at the end cracking up

[–]dorothydreamer 7 points8 points  (6 children)

She has a very infectious laugh.

[–]sushimane6 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Doing the Lord’s work, bless

[–]keyboardbuddhist 49 points50 points  (3 children)

This is why dogs smell asses.

[–]TripleChubz 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Maybe dogs once had a scientific renaissance era of their own and created AI and robots for themselves... and ultimately watched it utterly destroy their society from within. In order to preserve their race, the last survivors of the SniffNet apocalypse genetically engineered a new species of bi-pedal hominids to act as permanent companion caretakers to watch over their children. Their last loving act was to destroy all traces of their technology to prevent their children from ever discovering the truth and repeating the same mistakes again.

[–]PorkTacoSlut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll do it, purely for scientific purposes

[–]ActuallyFolant 165 points166 points  (8 children)

I'd still remain skeptical.

Nobody would build a robot that looks that good and still make it wired controls.

[–]Footpeter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BETA mode. Wireless comes later.

[–]youwantitwhen 5 points6 points  (5 children)

I would stand there saying how no one would make such an ugly robot and pick out every little blemish on her face including a few made up.

[–]Tyler_Owens 56 points57 points  (4 children)

You're mean

[–]phuchmileif 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Pretty good on the motions, but too much over-travel. She wouldn't be that bouncy.

[–]NoClueDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Over-travel is a cool term!

[–]Ninjanomic 58 points59 points  (8 children)

Oh, thank goodness! I'd have had no idea it was a fake keypad if it weren't for the red arrow and text telling me it was a fake keypad.

[–]69_the_tip 11 points12 points  (5 children)

It wasn't the keypad...i figured that was real. It was the fake wire that threw me for the loop.

[–]Ninjanomic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good point, I almost missed that arrow and text since it was only there for 2 frames.

[–]7734128 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wonder why and where one would get a fake wire. Are they cheaper than a real one? Were they afraid to use a real one in case she accidentally got controlled?

[–]69_the_tip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a couple I could sell. I stocked up when I saw them on-sale over black Friday. PM me with your CC info and I'll get one together for you.

[–]irrelevantmango 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It looked like a real wire to me, I was totally fooled.

[–]NoClueDad 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I get that the keypad is fake, but isn't that a real wire even though the arrow points out it's fake? I couldn't tell.

[–]Ninjanomic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't tell either. Let's go to the replay, Ken!

[–]Yuvalk1 17 points18 points  (2 children)

THAT IS CLEARLY A HUMAN. CAN’T YOU SEE HER TOTALLY HUMAN MOVEMENTS? NO ROBOT CAN IMITATE THAT

[–]albone74 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The idea of making computers that behave like humans seems attractive, but the real achievement of the tech industry has been to make humans that behave like robots.

[–]TELLMETHATIMPRETTY 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's a toss-up between /r/showerthoughts and /r/im14andthisisdeep.

[–]albone74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:) showerthoughts

[–]Milo_Y 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All fun until someone grabs the robot's ass.

[–]mrtherapist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a robot at CES from Hansen robotics. The robot is a true feat of AI and tech but the AI sometimes gives some hilarious and unsettling responses.

http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/youtubehaiku/comments/7q6riv/haiku_are_your_shoes_comfortable/

http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/youtubehaiku/comments/7q6p6f/haiku_ai_will_be_my_friend/

[–]SheaMcD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what if it was a robot pretending to be a human pretending to be a robot?

[–]tss1102 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her friend is very controlling ..

[–]dwightgaryhalpert 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Is she a... pleasure model?

[–]em_te 12 points13 points  (2 children)

As long as you don’t mind the guy being in the same room working the controls.

[–]dwightgaryhalpert 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He looks like he can be quiet.

[–]andycarver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And telling him what to do.

[–]EnragedPlatypus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hope not, for her sake.

[–]dwightgaryhalpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She “absolutely” is “a toy.” “He” should stop “freaking out.” Or next time just leave the sex robot in family mode.

[–]xPyrox4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did he plug in the keypad?

[–]8-20CharactersLong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally no one was fooled by this

[–]PMB91184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist; her 'friend' was the real robot.

[–]Alese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice fake wire

[–]Hoboforeternity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: the friend who pretended controlling her is actually a robot pretending to be a human

[–]PotooooooooPot8o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know a robot pretending to be a human pretending to be a robot when i see one. shame on you op.

[–]nightandshade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good god, how could they resist not jump scaring hundreds of people at a time?

"I've lost control, she's become sentient!!"

[–]Jimmy48Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who upvotes this?!

[–]M3chanist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mrs Roboto

[–]telephas1c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was waiting for something to go down.

Nothing went down.

[–]pro_n00b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a cute smile

[–]Marconius1617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me awesome-o, are you by chance , a pleasure model?

[–]l2ev0lt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My dirty mind tells me that the “wired keypad” could very well be a vibrator remote for some little kink.

[–]RarelyReadReplies -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking someone might grab some ass or boob to test out the authenticity. That would definitely be awkward. But hey, don't pretend to be a robot if you don't want to get groped.