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[–]greatwhitegrant 8583 points8584 points  (43 children)

“No one will ever come between us...HOLY SHIT ITS TOM HANKS STEP ASIDE HONEY!”

[–]hawkeye18 1545 points1546 points  (24 children)

Everybody says that, but it's clearly implied that "nobody" does not include Tom Hanks. I think everybody knows that.

[–]seeasea 333 points334 points  (15 children)

No. It's that they can share Tom equally. Why should the bride get all the tom

[–]12carrd 130 points131 points  (2 children)

Tom Hanks rips off face KEANU REEVES?!

[–]navydoc77 5033 points5034 points  (98 children)

I’m waiting for the inevitable story of TomHanks crashing some random event, only to discover Bill Murray beat him to it.

[–]avantgardengnome 1392 points1393 points  (22 children)

“No one will ever believe you.”

[–]ethrael237 715 points716 points  (20 children)

I love that moment.

Edit: the story goes that he was walking to his table at some restaurant, and casually grabbed a woman's fries. When she looked up, he looked her straight in the eye and said "No one will ever believe you".

[–]jackinoff6969 187 points188 points  (17 children)

That was one heck of a slow moving hand kiss. Almost looked like he wanted to smell it first. Like a classy wine.

[–]WhovieDOO 114 points115 points  (10 children)

Pretty sure he hesitated at first and then asked the groom.

[–]KDLGates 154 points155 points  (8 children)

"Hey buddy, yeah, sure, this is great... hey do you mind if I smell your new wife?"

[–]WhovieDOO 142 points143 points  (5 children)

sniff "That's sort of an oaky afterbirth"

[–]KDLGates 62 points63 points  (1 child)

That hesitation is the precise moment when he mentally triple checked to make sure he wasn't going to get Senator Frankened over this later.

[–]23x3 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that when Bill Murray sat down with some random couple and told them, “No one will never believe you?” Then just left

[–]thegirlfromthestars 185 points186 points  (9 children)

America's two favorite uncles.

[–]ThesaurusBrown 65 points66 points  (37 children)

I wonder if there is a celebrity that everyone hates who crashes random events. I would like to read a story about how they made everyone uncomfortably until they were forced to leave. Where are the Sean Penn stories?

[–]ToLiveInIt 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Well, Bruce Willis thought he was a blues harmonic player for a while. A couple of bands he jumped up on stage with didn't appreciate him.

[–]lustywench99 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Oh man... what movie would that be with those two trying to upstage eachother as themselves inserting themselves in random places to "crash" and be awesome.

Bill, Tom, I teach middle school in the Midwest. If you're reading this and thinking, "Hell, this sounds like something fun..." please crash my classroom. You can teach whatever you want. Sit in on parent teacher conferences. Grade some papers. Whatever you'd like to do. We have a talent show in the spring as well. Plan accordingly.

[–]VictorZiblis 5076 points5077 points  (57 children)

I like what Chris Titus had to say about him. Tom Hanks is such an awesome guy that if you heard on the news that he punched a nun? Your first thought would be "What the hell did that nun do to him?"

[–]FriarDuck 571 points572 points  (7 children)

Ctrl-f "nun". Yup.

[–]smb_samba 440 points441 points  (28 children)

Tom literally played a bad dude in Road to Perdition. He was a gangster that killed people and yet the audience was on his side because he’s Tom Hanks. Not many actors have that kind of love and loyalty from their fans. He’s pretty damn amazing.

Edit: I guess he wasn’t necessarily the antagonist. However, my point stands. He was a dude that killed people for a living, but we still root for him because Tom Hanks.

[–]GreasyYeastCrease 204 points205 points  (14 children)

Maybe he was the/a bad guy, but he was not the antagonist. Those don't necessarily mean the same thing. Walter White was the villain of Breaking Bad but he was also the protagonist.

[–]militaryCoo 75 points76 points  (1 child)

To be fair, he wasn't the antagonist; Daniel Craig, and by extension Paul Newman and their paid hitmen were the antagonists. Hanks was an anti-hero protagonist, but a protagonist all the same.

[–]alyschellini 11.2k points11.2k points  (141 children)

I love that they both shake his hand, but you can tell the bride just wants to hold his hand for as long as possible, and Hanks obviously understands because he kisses her hand. Love it.

[–]EvaUnit01 4820 points4821 points  (84 children)

She literally pet him. If he had stayed any longer she might have melted

[–]ballercrantz 5563 points5564 points  (55 children)

Tom Hanks looks at groom "I am the husband now."

[–]ILoveRegenHealth 3608 points3609 points  (33 children)

Tom Hanks looks at bride "There's a snake in my pants."

[–]OakenGreen 90 points91 points  (7 children)

“I shall now take my right of jus primae noctis.”

[–]Xanthan81 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Then the groom goes to the other side of him and says, "Okay, we ditch the chick and honeymoon in Hawaii!"

[–]RageOverflows 717 points718 points  (15 children)

Loved that. It was like she just started shaking a strangers hand instinctively and after she realized who it was, wanted to get a redo at the handshake. He sees she's enamored and just goes in for the kiss of the hand. Already exciting day made even better.

[–]GenericMolly 471 points472 points  (6 children)

For the rest of their lives, this will be known as the day Tom kissed her hand.... Oh, and also the day they got married.

[–]sailthetethys 364 points365 points  (5 children)

“Happy 40th Tomiversary, baby! I was just looking through the old photo album. I’m so glad we were dressed nicely for the occasion and that a photographer was there for reasons I can’t quite remember.”

[–]GenericMolly 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Paparazzi, they were following Tom.

[–]SunshineAndWartime 361 points362 points  (10 children)

Mr. Steal Yo Girl

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (6 children)

I'd let him.

[–]ROK247 36 points37 points  (3 children)

i couldn't wait for her to get home so she could tell me all about it!

[–]Penske1 19.6k points19.6k points  (337 children)

Screw my wife... I want to stand by Tom Hanks!

[–]JustCallMeCJ 5896 points5897 points  (218 children)

I mean....if you insist......unzips

[–]sarah-xxx 6193 points6194 points  (198 children)

T.Hanks for that.

[–]vitalbumhole 1205 points1206 points  (144 children)

RedditBronze

[–]sarah-xxx 1004 points1005 points  (127 children)

Not even silver. Ouch!

Well, I'll take it.. I'm not a picky lady..

[–]i_am_the_devil_ 771 points772 points  (76 children)

Yeah you will.

[–]barred_car 442 points443 points  (73 children)

!Redditsilver

[–]sarah-xxx 395 points396 points  (70 children)

Oi!

[–]verifitting 491 points492 points  (52 children)

!Redditgarlic

[–]callupchuck 202 points203 points  (3 children)

Holy shit that's a thing.

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[–]Zack123456201 115 points116 points  (7 children)

Dang, Sarah’s getting it rough today

[–]JamesTrendall 37 points38 points  (8 children)

What is this? Are we bidding on something?
!Reddittitanium Sorry it's the best i can do.

[–]Sorkijan 93 points94 points  (25 children)

RedditSheetMetal

[–]WritingContradiction 39 points40 points  (1 child)

When you recognize a username from a nsfw thread it might be time to take a break from reddit

[–]Prince-of-Ravens 333 points334 points  (29 children)

That was a clear invitation to make the wedding night a threesome.

[–]GenericMolly 154 points155 points  (23 children)

Grooms gonna end up in the corner, just watching.

[–]tokomini 665 points666 points  (19 children)

You could say the groom will be

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( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

cast away.

[–]Muonical_whistler 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Hyaooooouuuuu

[–]shifter2000 76 points77 points  (10 children)

You could say the groom will be

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Sleepless in Seattle.

[–]ActualNameIsLana 277 points278 points  (56 children)

No one is ever unhappy to see Tom Hanks.


Edit: huh. Apparently some people are. Those people are wrong and should be shunned. Shame! Shame! Shame!

[–]teddyrooseveltsfist 87 points88 points  (27 children)

I have a professor that hates Tom Hanks for some reason. Every time he says something negative about him someone is like "How could you possibly hate Tom Hanks"? or " Did he personally wrong you"? Up until I took his class I had never heard the words "Tom Hanks" and "hate" in the same sentence before.

[–]callmecapo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And now you've gone and put them together in every sentence of your comment!

[–]robinacape 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel like your professor leads a life you know nothing about. I feel like it involves trains and Eastern European capitals.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

You only get to be this happy once!

[–]DownVotingCats 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I thought it was a smooth transition.

[–]Treatment87 1086 points1087 points  (42 children)

Source

The rest of it is just as good!

[–]sailthetethys 1435 points1436 points  (19 children)

This is the cutest thing ever!!

I just gotta say, how great it must be to be so universally loved that you can just jog up to a couple on their wedding day and know that you’ve just made their day ten times more amazing. Tom Hanks is like the human version of a golden retriever, always welcome and spreading joy wherever he goes.

[–]markca 438 points439 points  (11 children)

Tom Hanks is like the human version of a golden retriever, always welcome and spreading joy wherever he goes.

Put it that way, we all need our own Tom Hanks. I'll ask my wife if we can get one of our own when we buy a house.

[–]the_issue_tissue 285 points286 points  (7 children)

Get a rescue Tom Hanks, they need love too.

[–]pyronius 84 points85 points  (2 children)

it's sad how many unwanted tom hanks are pumped out by hanks mills every year when there are so many homeless on the street just looking for a family to act for.

[–]dexy133 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Tom - "I am an ordained minister. If a guy cancels, just let me know"

Everyone - "We'll make him cancel."

[–]myelin89 334 points335 points  (2 children)

Tom: How long have you guys been engaged?

Bride: "prolonged silence" I'll leave him, it's not serious or anything

Groom: Tom, please, take her. Here's my tux. God bless- you're a great guy

[–]3PinkPotatoes 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Omg my heart just melted. He seems to be the most genuine guy ever. What a sweet man!

Sounds like he was going to post his selfies on his own Twitter account too.

Edit: He did share it on his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BKwSD-vA20m/?hl=en

[–]MrLeekspin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

thank you! that was amazing :)

[–]GeneralTso294 17 points18 points  (0 children)

LOL "we just peaked!"

[–]truth__bomb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When he said “Gimme a kiss” at the end, I was so swept away that I leaned in and kissed my phone.

[–]GreatName 1011 points1012 points  (82 children)

In 2018 we're bringing together the Justice League of "good guy" actors

  • Tom Hanks
  • Keanu Reeves
  • Terry Crews
  • The Rock

[–]Ikantbeliveit 183 points184 points  (8 children)

Add Dolly Parton to that list. The work she did for Gatlinburg after the fires, coupled with the work that she’s done for this area in general has been amazing!!

[–]fernguts 50 points51 points  (2 children)

She's been particularly supportive of literacy projects, IIRC.

[–]likejackandsally 28 points29 points  (1 child)

She actually has a book club for kids. Imagination Library mails books to children, free of charge, from birth to age 5. It's only available in participating communities, but you can always work to get it where you live to benefit the children in your community. Available in the US, UK, CA, and Australia. My nephew received book from the program and he loved it.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/

[–]Gonzostewie 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I would allow Dolly to be Queen of America. She's so goddamn sweet, if she gave you a hug you'd end up with diabetes. Anybody says anything bad about Dolly is gonna get beat to death & sent to hell where they belong.

[–]michaelrusselll 292 points293 points  (12 children)

Also known as.... 2020 presidential candidates.

[–]McChief45 23 points24 points  (14 children)

Terry Crews can be John Stewart Green Lantern.

Forget The Rock as Black Adam, he can just be Aquaman.

Keanu can be an older, indifferent Flash.

Tom Hanks is interesting. I think we make him a more Keaton style Batman, not as brooding as Bale or Affleck.

[–]CrimsonPig 1302 points1303 points  (13 children)

Check out that look. The man may have married his love, but just then he found his soul mate.

[–]s1ugg0 520 points521 points  (4 children)

As a heterosexual man who has been married for 11 years I think I too would get lost in Tom Hanks eyes. Thank god someone with that level of charisma is also a great person.

[–]Statscollector 3035 points3036 points  (75 children)

Tom Hanks just never stops being a good guy. They are going to be wedding photos that come with a really cool story.

[–]frenchhorngod 701 points702 points  (23 children)

I love Tom Hanks.

[–]TomH_squared 256 points257 points  (3 children)

Aw shucks, you're too kind

[–]frenchhorngod 92 points93 points  (0 children)

No I'm not. It's involuntary. I couldn't help it. He's that good.

[–]SpinoC666 54 points55 points  (17 children)

Tom Hanks was great in The Post. Highly recommended.

[–]docsnavely 138 points139 points  (12 children)

Tom Hanks was great in every movie Tom Hanks was is.

[–]ej531 275 points276 points  (11 children)

Totally a great guy. I’ve told this before, but I love this story.

My dad's buddy is a chauffer, and drove Tom Hanks to the set of Forrest Gump every day. Paulie would always show up with a cup of coffee and a couple newspapers. On the last day of filming, Paulie hears a knock at his door. It's Tom Hanks, dressed as a chauffer, with a cup of coffee and some newspapers. Then he drove Paulie to the set! (Paulie actually plays the emcee in the nudie bar where Jenny sings that Bob Dylan song.). Tom Hanks also autographed a picture for my sister and me.

[–]awesomefutureperfect 251 points252 points  (5 children)

See, this is bullshit. Every time I interrupt wedding photos, people call me an asshole.

[–]grantrules 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Yeah, people are taking pictures, but they're published under the headline "Drunk, belligerent man ruins couple's happy day"

[–]duncan6894 106 points107 points  (0 children)

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene’."

  • Homer Simpson

[–]duhimincognito 177 points178 points  (14 children)

[–]KioskPlaya 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Not only did he give them a good surprise at the photoshoot, he went ahead and made it even better by putting a selfie online with them.

Cool as hell!

[–]Tmbgkc 69 points70 points  (5 children)

I'd rather vote for him than Oprah.

[–]peasant_slayer 344 points345 points  (11 children)

There is a story I was told about Tom Hanks when he was in Beaufort, SC filming Forrest Gump. He was out for a jog when he ran by a wedding procession at a church, he then stopped and told the bride that she was the second most beautiful bride he had ever seen, the first being his wife on their wedding day.

[–]Buster_Hazelwood 363 points364 points  (6 children)

“And then fucking Tom Hanks runs up and tells my wife she’ll never be as beautiful as Rita Wilson, and makes her cry. Completely ruined the wedding”

[–]underwriter 71 points72 points  (2 children)

“DON’T LOOK AT ME, I’M HIDEOUS!”

runs away crying

[–]ragonk_1310 1939 points1940 points  (24 children)

Ironically there was a man behind him RUN-NING.

[–]Statscollector 409 points410 points  (10 children)

He just felt like it.

[–]StupidBeardedGiraffe 102 points103 points  (9 children)

He's got no legs

[–]twominitsturkish 171 points172 points  (4 children)

He ain't* got no legs.

FTFY. Please try to be Gumpratically correct.

[–]drvondoctor 43 points44 points  (1 child)

He's also sorry he ruined your black panther party.

[–]acmercer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

RUN-NINGuh

[–]Apocalypse10k 7744 points7745 points  (222 children)

Nice try Tom Hanks' Publicist. Keanu is still Reddit's man-crush!

[–]NanotechNinja 2553 points2554 points  (77 children)

Yeah but Hanx is Reddit's dream hot-dad crush.

[–]a__dead__man 732 points733 points  (68 children)

No i wish he was my dad! Terry crews is the hot dad!

[–]BubbySaysHi 266 points267 points  (53 children)

Why not both?

[–][deleted]  (47 children)

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    [–]KeenTurtle 122 points123 points  (17 children)

    Ok but we can have two dads and two moms.

    [–]tokomini 116 points117 points  (4 children)

    I'd settle for just one dad :(

    But I guess that's what happens when he goes out for some smokes and gets hit by lightning, miraculously survives, takes a trip to the Sahara and winds up getting trampled by water buffalo.

    [–]Stereotypy 59 points60 points  (9 children)

    pfft, and everyone poo-poos on polygamy. sick.

    i mean, who wouldn't want two hot dads and two hot moms to care for you after a terrible, unavoidable arm-breaking accident?

    [–]multimaskedman 1393 points1394 points  (47 children)

    I feel like we all know what this is with Keanu. He plays the action star. He rides the motorcycle. He tells you you’re beautiful which seems impossible coming from a man who’s so gorgeous himself but he seems so sincere. His hair is long and sleek with that beard that says he’s not afraid to get messed up for you. He’d jump head first into a fight to defend us if need be. He has a past life as a stoner which he’s put behind him but he can still cutely laugh about.

    But at night, after hours of the most amazing sex we’ve ever had, when his massive bare chest heaves up and down in his sleep, our mind wanders. We know Keanu loves us and we love him too. But not like Tom. When Keanu is eating his high fiber cereal in hopes of retaining his figure, you remember the mornings Tom would make us pancakes. As you sit through another of Keanu’s intense action scenes you remember the way Tom would make you laugh. There’s nothing wrong with Keanu he’s a great guy, but he’s not Tom.

    Edit: My first gold is a fan fiction about Reddit still being in love with Tom Hanks. Just like the gypsy woman said.

    [–]icouldntcomeupwith 498 points499 points  (12 children)

    What the fuck

    [–]Moonalicious 215 points216 points  (7 children)

    You just realized you're in love with Tom too, right?

    [–]sailthetethys 195 points196 points  (5 children)

    I just realized my dashing but super high maintenance ex is Keanu and my current wonderful boyfriend is Tom. This comment just made things so clear to me.

    I’m gonna marry him so hard.

    [–]NicoUK 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    Your boyfriend, or Tom Hanks?

    [–]idwthis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Why not both?

    [–]TrepanationBy45 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Greetings, Nervous Boyfriend!

    [–]mushy_friend 99 points100 points  (7 children)

    This comment got too real and now I'm sad about people getting cheated on

    [–]ADelightfulCunt 308 points309 points  (63 children)

    Keanu, Terry Crews and Tom Hanks. Terry was battling for first place.

    [–]RingSlayer 105 points106 points  (50 children)

    Fuck, Marry, Kill.

    Go!

    [–]ADelightfulCunt 113 points114 points  (40 children)

    Hmmm kill Tom hes older sorry Tom, fuck Terry...if I'm giving...also I don't want to marry someone with kids as I don't want that baggage yet. And marry Keanu.

    [–]FuckingNoise 111 points112 points  (24 children)

    I mean obviously marry Keanu.

    [–]Grasshopper21 132 points133 points  (23 children)

    But if you kill Keanu you gain his immortality

    [–]Ribamaia 114 points115 points  (8 children)

    As if you would be able to kill him.

    [–]twominitsturkish 52 points53 points  (6 children)

    Yeah let me just go head to head against a trained assassin who can dodge bullets and has traveled back in time to study with Napoleon and Genghis Khan. No problem.

    [–]mikebmxer 63 points64 points  (11 children)

    I'd imagine you would quickly regret choosing to fuck Terry when your family has to put together a search and rescue team to find the pieces of your ass that he obliterated

    [–]slippin_squid 20 points21 points  (4 children)

    What's the r/hailcorporate equivalent for celebrities?

    [–]Edward_Blake 92 points93 points  (9 children)

    I love looking at Tom Hank's instagram, he is always posting pictures of lost gloves and other pieces of clothing.

    https://www.instagram.com/tomhanks/?hl=en

    [–]Furt77 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    All those missing shoes! How many people died just for his instagram?

    [–]OwgleBerry 381 points382 points  (34 children)

    “Hi, I’m Tom Hanks. Figured you’d wanna meet me”

    [–]Stijakovic 146 points147 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, but... he's always right

    [–]mrnoonan81 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Worst case scenario is here rudely interrupts someone's moment to congratulate them. Highly unlikely to be unwelcome, but possible.

    All other cases - this.

    [–]Silliestmonkey 304 points305 points  (2 children)

    I honestly couldn’t stop appreciating her dress- she looks radiant- congrats to them and have much t.hanx for the blessing

    [–]D-Rahl867 434 points435 points  (39 children)

    Maybe he’ll be at the Bachelor Party too

    [–]Statscollector 163 points164 points  (28 children)

    That would be big of him

    [–]kgunnar 96 points97 points  (25 children)

    Tom Hanks being at your bachelor party would make a big Splash.

    [–]Lovehat 351 points352 points  (19 children)

    Forest Gump

    [–]Statscollector 117 points118 points  (16 children)

    Too subtle, no one will notice that you slipped a Tom Hanks film reference in there.

    [–]original_heymark 46 points47 points  (14 children)

    You mean like this video was taken in Philadelphia?

    [–]twominitsturkish 43 points44 points  (12 children)

    The wedding venue cost too much, total Money Pit.

    [–]TempleMade_MeBroke 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    I'm picturing Forest finding this comment chain and trying to be included

    [–]Detective_IRL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    It would definitely put them in a league of their own

    [–]milqi 69 points70 points  (0 children)

    I get the feeling that Tom Hanks is completely self-aware of his celebrity and gets a kick out of doing things like this, because he would get a kick out of it happening to him, too.

    [–]Lokismoke 367 points368 points  (18 children)

    He showed up to claim the Right of the First Night.

    [–]onexbigxhebrew 281 points282 points  (2 children)

    "I may not be smart man, Jennay, but I do know what Prima Nocta is"

    [–]ILoveRegenHealth 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    "Tell me, newly-wedded Mrs. Graham, is there a Mr. Graham?"

    [–]sephypants 48 points49 points  (1 child)

    "Hello everyone! As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. [Applause] So get your suits to the dry cleaner and get your hair did. And Karen, um, you might want to invest in a dress or a skirt of some kind if you don't already have one. This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever. It is my job to ensure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So I am instituting prima nocta." - Michael Scott

    [–]AlteregoIam 53 points54 points  (6 children)

    Im here to claim Prima Nocta. It is my Royal right!

    [–]Birdieeaglealbatross 28 points29 points  (5 children)

    The problem with Scotland is... it’s full of Scots!

    [–]RobertDowneyIII 58 points59 points  (2 children)

    One of the few people in the world for whom it is acceptable to be out on a jog, see a random wedding, bust in to say hello, take a few pictures and leave. Everyone was so happy they probably momentarily forgot there was a wedding.

    [–]fried_eggs_and_ham 32 points33 points  (11 children)

    I wonder what happen if Tom and Keanu were pitted against each other in some sort niceness death match.

    [–]Custer_Wolf 135 points136 points  (17 children)

    [–]Goullet 55 points56 points  (0 children)

    Tom Hanks is a walking humanitarian aid organization.

    [–]jesusfreek 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Thank you!! Some things should not be GIF, this is one of those things.

    [–]TheRepenstein 112 points113 points  (7 children)

    Tom Hanks is a national treasure

    [–]_Vitriol 103 points104 points  (7 children)

    It's Mr Steal Ya Girl

    [–]MyParentsAre_Cousins 95 points96 points  (6 children)

    Did you not watch the gif? Clearly Tom Hanks is Mr Steal Ya Man

    [–]That_Male_Nurse 119 points120 points  (9 children)

    Yeah it's ok when Tom Hanks do it. But when I crash a wedding photoshoot, all I get is "sir please get out of the way"

    [–]koolyomka 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    "It's okay. I'm famous. I'm famous, dammit!"

    [–]AxeDecapitation 119 points120 points  (20 children)

    He's such a legend. Screw Oprah lets make hanks president. Ps I'm English.

    [–]Laimbrane 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    "Hanks for the memories!"

    [–]Ctpatsfan42 16 points17 points  (5 children)

    How many times did she try to shake his hand?

    [–]Testboy80 53 points54 points  (3 children)

    What else could she do, her husband was right there

    [–]Jesuismieux412 29 points30 points  (3 children)

    When your wife is more excited by a kiss from Tom Hanks than from you on her wedding day.

    [–]apleima2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn't blame her. She's kissed me hundreds of times. This is new.

    [–]IndyDude11 407 points408 points  (35 children)

    "Tom Hanks accused of harassing bride on her wedding day"

    [–]MaybeNotStig 312 points313 points  (29 children)

    Reports say Hanks rudely interrupted the bride and groom's photoshoot to comment on her appearance. Bystanders said the bride looked to be in shock. After Hanks' initial remarks he forcefully took the bride's hand and kissed it without receiving consent.