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Cat's first experience in the snow.

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146 points · 8 months ago

I had a tuxedo cat that would run out in the rain/snow just so he could come back in and get toweled off. Over and over. Man I miss that murdery ball of fluff.

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I used to know a overly solid ~15lbs of muscle tuxedo cat. He loves to lounge on the counter, but if you walked by and he wanted to be pet (he always wanted to be pet), he's reach out and grab you with his very strong claws and pull you in.

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We have a cat like that, and we were forced to declaw her because of the amount of damage she'd cause. Whenever you stopped giving her attention, she would attempt to murder us. Because we were kids at the time and my sister got her eye scratched, we were forced to declaw her. If we had to do it over, we wouldn't as it's cruel, but damn ;(

Also, we tried claw caps but she would take them off.

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One of my parent's cats will preheat herself by the fireplace before going outside in the winter. Then she thaws out by it when she comes it. She gets so hot I worry she's going to spontaneously combust.

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Our cats would sit so close to the kerosene heater that their fur would start smoking. They don't give a fuck.

level 4

wtf

level 5

Cats were first domesticated in Egypt.

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My cats love the towel rub down. When its wet outside they come in and just stand there waiting like its a car wash.

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116 points · 8 months ago

"Why is this litterbox so big and so cold?"

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25 points · 8 months ago

“what in the glorious fuck?”

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'Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is??'..

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Two dollars!

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Your cats not like mine!

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Or many, most cats hate snow

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It is water, after all.

level 4

A cat we had years ago had a similar reaction to this cat the first time he experienced snow. He loved it...for about 30 seconds. After that it finally set in that he was getting wet and he flipped the fuck out

level 4

My cat will walk into the shower while I'm bathing.

level 1

I think if I could read any animals mind I might pick cats. Dogs I can sometimes understand but cats just bewilder me sometimes with their reactions to things!

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I like the way it digs briefly like a doggo, then does the typical "I'm totally not hyper right now" innocence wash on it's side like cats often do.

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9 points · 8 months ago

The world is my oyster litter box!

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Came here for this.

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Yep, that's a cat.

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My cat does this on the carpet indoors. The carpet he has walked on his whole life.

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Then it melts and that cat is OUT!

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Reminds me of my dear departed Fantus. He was the best kitty ever. Tuxedo Kitty and probably weighed 25 lbs at his stockiest.

level 2

Fantus? Like the Fire Drake?

level 3

Yup. He was fat and lazy and likes to curl up in front of my fireplace.

level 4

Fuckin eh man. Just finished a listen as the original series came out on audible recently.

level 1

"It's been years since I've seen cocaine! And there's an endless supply!!"

narrator The cat quickly realized that he was setting himself up for some cold hard disappointment. He'd have to relive his speedball days in only his mind.

level 2

My narrator was the guy from COPS

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5 points · 8 months ago

That's a weird looking dog.

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LOOK AT ALL THIS COCAINE!!!!

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You sure you don't actually own a dog?

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If the can only knew that snow is just frozen water

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2 points · 8 months ago

That cat has been hitting the spider plant pretty hard lately.

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God I fucking love cocaine

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2 points · 8 months ago

Black cat on white snow.

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So much cocaine! I am going to be rich!

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I think that cat is part Husky

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Aww it's cute how it already has little snow shoes <3

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YES!I want the cat to eat the snow😬.

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Looks like Rob Lowe in the early 90's.

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Funny?

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For some reason I imagine you getting your cat high af on catnip and then tossing it outside and filming.

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I think I'm stealing someone else's reddit comment I saw a while ago, but it's weird how it's normal to give cats catnip. Give them any other drug and you'd be called an animal abuser. Although different drugs would have varying negative effects, of course.

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"God, I love Cocaine." - Our Mr. Reynolds

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COCAINE

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1 point · 8 months ago · edited 8 months ago

my cat tolerates the snow, doesnt like the cold... but he does enjoy keeping me company while i shovel the driveway and chases after snowballs when i throw them.

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is puma or panther? do you make call to police safe animal cage? i hope no one is got hurt.

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My cat just thinks it’s cold white sand lmao

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Awww, fur.

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That cat is making me confused as he / she is

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That snow looks so fluffy

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My cat could never do this.

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By the 50th experience of snow, all that will be left is the single paw print in front of the door that says "cold and wet? Nope."

level 1

Paging u/parrotox

Because apparently this is your cat

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Sure is! That’s Mishto

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That cat looks like my old cat.... he is as an asshole and I miss him.

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Cats gonna be pissed when it learns that it was playing in water

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that is so darn cute!

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Seriously, why do pets go crazy over snow? My brother in law's dog would run around the backyard like a cracked out pup on a race track when ever it snowed.

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My Maine coon mix took one step in snow and then wanted to come back inside.

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It's interesting that most animals first instinct on seeing snow for the first time is to roll around in it.

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weird, my pet giraffe loves snow

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Wow, you totally stole my cat video. I feel like you owe me cat support money now.

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This reminds me of how I behaved the first time I was with a boy. 😂

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...what

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