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[–]Jer_Cough 142 points143 points  (7 children)

I had a tuxedo cat that would run out in the rain/snow just so he could come back in and get toweled off. Over and over. Man I miss that murdery ball of fluff.

[–]ArrowRobber 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I used to know a overly solid ~15lbs of muscle tuxedo cat. He loves to lounge on the counter, but if you walked by and he wanted to be pet (he always wanted to be pet), he's reach out and grab you with his very strong claws and pull you in.

[–]BluudLust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have a cat like that, and we were forced to declaw her because of the amount of damage she'd cause. Whenever you stopped giving her attention, she would attempt to murder us. Because we were kids at the time and my sister got her eye scratched, we were forced to declaw her. If we had to do it over, we wouldn't as it's cruel, but damn ;(

Also, we tried claw caps but she would take them off.

[–]flamingboard 18 points19 points  (3 children)

One of my parent's cats will preheat herself by the fireplace before going outside in the winter. Then she thaws out by it when she comes it. She gets so hot I worry she's going to spontaneously combust.

[–]RockFourFour 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Our cats would sit so close to the kerosene heater that their fur would start smoking. They don't give a fuck.

[–]-admeliora- 14 points15 points  (1 child)

wtf

[–]Aquarian_Sage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats were first domesticated in Egypt.

[–]lilpurpledressy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My cats love the towel rub down. When its wet outside they come in and just stand there waiting like its a car wash.

[–]MSeanF 118 points119 points  (1 child)

"Why is this litterbox so big and so cold?"

[–]omawk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“what in the glorious fuck?”

[–]predictingzepast 25 points26 points  (2 children)

'Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is??'..

[–]JessthePest 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This is PURE SNOW!

I keep my VHS player just for this movie.

[–]nekowolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two dollars!

[–]chasebrendon 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Your cats not like mine!

[–]aktionjaxon 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Or many, most cats hate snow

[–]TrustExercise 16 points17 points  (2 children)

It is water, after all.

[–]onefouronethirteen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A cat we had years ago had a similar reaction to this cat the first time he experienced snow. He loved it...for about 30 seconds. After that it finally set in that he was getting wet and he flipped the fuck out

[–]BluudLust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cat will walk into the shower while I'm bathing.

[–]canissilvestris 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think if I could read any animals mind I might pick cats. Dogs I can sometimes understand but cats just bewilder me sometimes with their reactions to things!

[–]ljdriley 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like the way it digs briefly like a doggo, then does the typical "I'm totally not hyper right now" innocence wash on it's side like cats often do.

[–]sotech 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The world is my oyster litter box!

[–]JAG1117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here for this.

[–]MacGyverMacGuffin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's a cat.

[–]Yerkin_Megherkin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cat does this on the carpet indoors. The carpet he has walked on his whole life.

[–]TheAlmostCanadian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then it melts and that cat is OUT!

[–]denismeniz 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Reminds me of my dear departed Fantus. He was the best kitty ever. Tuxedo Kitty and probably weighed 25 lbs at his stockiest.

[–]iamnoodlenugget 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Fantus? Like the Fire Drake?

[–]denismeniz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yup. He was fat and lazy and likes to curl up in front of my fireplace.

[–]iamnoodlenugget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin eh man. Just finished a listen as the original series came out on audible recently.

[–]VegasKL 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"It's been years since I've seen cocaine! And there's an endless supply!!"

narrator The cat quickly realized that he was setting himself up for some cold hard disappointment. He'd have to relive his speedball days in only his mind.

[–]Fubar08gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My narrator was the guy from COPS

[–]bcd051 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a weird looking dog.

[–]truthinlies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOOK AT ALL THIS COCAINE!!!!

[–]Shanderson3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sure you don't actually own a dog?

[–]Triblado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the can only knew that snow is just frozen water

[–]boop66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat has been hitting the spider plant pretty hard lately.

[–]user57374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I fucking love cocaine

[–]lorkag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black cat on white snow.

[–]TeAmFlAiL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much cocaine! I am going to be rich!

[–]OhNo_NotThatGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that cat is part Husky

[–]puttingoffstudying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww it's cute how it already has little snow shoes <3

[–]SchmoeStevens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES!I want the cat to eat the snow😬.

[–]MonkeyBred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Rob Lowe in the early 90's.

[–]BearsFAN09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny?

[–]NoIdeaRex 0 points1 point  (1 child)

For some reason I imagine you getting your cat high af on catnip and then tossing it outside and filming.

[–]Derwos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm stealing someone else's reddit comment I saw a while ago, but it's weird how it's normal to give cats catnip. Give them any other drug and you'd be called an animal abuser. Although different drugs would have varying negative effects, of course.

[–]fewthe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"God, I love Cocaine." - Our Mr. Reynolds

[–]Trimmel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COCAINE

[–]wasdfgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my cat tolerates the snow, doesnt like the cold... but he does enjoy keeping me company while i shovel the driveway and chases after snowballs when i throw them.

[–]proudnewamerican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is puma or panther? do you make call to police safe animal cage? i hope no one is got hurt.

[–]GoldTiger37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat just thinks it’s cold white sand lmao

[–]Dragon666666066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww, fur.

[–]88isafat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat is making me confused as he / she is

[–]ConvolutedBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That snow looks so fluffy

[–]happytrades1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat could never do this.

[–]EagleCatchingFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the 50th experience of snow, all that will be left is the single paw print in front of the door that says "cold and wet? Nope."

[–]OddDirective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paging u/parrotox

Because apparently this is your cat

[–]omgohnoez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat looks like my old cat.... he is as an asshole and I miss him.

[–]LurkerLars99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats gonna be pissed when it learns that it was playing in water

[–]lil-juju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is so darn cute!

[–]Sarcastic_From_Birth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, why do pets go crazy over snow? My brother in law's dog would run around the backyard like a cracked out pup on a race track when ever it snowed.

[–]tigress666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Maine coon mix took one step in snow and then wanted to come back inside.

[–]umjammerlammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's interesting that most animals first instinct on seeing snow for the first time is to roll around in it.

[–]SuperMediocre7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

weird, my pet giraffe loves snow

[–]Truth_for_idiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

G take that cat out on thin ice and have even more fun

[–]nobodyyouknow765 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

This reminds me of how I behaved the first time I was with a boy. 😂