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    [–]Jdubbs214[S] 392 points393 points  (7 children)

    Normally I prefer brunettes but this bitch stole my heart

    [–]disterb 106 points107 points  (4 children)

    right...but somebody's stealing her ass in front of you!

    [–]HypoTeris 39 points40 points  (3 children)

    She seems pretty relaxed about the whole thing too

    [–]conanclone 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    I hope her drink didn't have a "ruffy" in it...

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      [–]maimou1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Love it there!

      [–]Seasonal_Optimist -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      She looks kinda young, but maybe it's just the braided ponytail.

      [–]skivian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      who doesn't love a leggy blonde?

      [–]dont_worry_im_here 588 points589 points  (46 children)

      What country is this where there are no health codes or under-age drinking laws.

      [–]Jdubbs214[S] 158 points159 points  (16 children)

      We're in Florida. It's a homebrew shop so they get away with letting kids in we're in Florida. Kids and dogs are allowed in certain bars. This is a home brew shop with a bar inside Edit: no more drunk redditing.

      [–]coloradonative16 159 points160 points  (1 child)

      Would you say that you’re in Florida?

      [–]Heatbeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Flo rida should stick to rhymes.

      [–]ThatEmoKidFromSchool 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      Had me at Florida.

      [–]Martel732 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      In Florida it is illegal to not drink while underage.

      [–]Grogmaar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      You can still type, you're good to keep drinking.

      [–]DOTGO 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Yea but where are you? Mars?

      [–]Buster_Hazelwood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Mars, Florida, yes.

      I’m in Florida.

      [–]dont_worry_im_here 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Ah gotcha! Didn't mean for my question to come across crass, if it did; was genuinely curious where you're from. I'm Texas but still really confused on our laws. I consider a 'bar' something that makes over 50% of their income from booze...And I'm pretty sure they don't allow kids in. And bars with food can't have dogs because of good health codes... Then again I've seen bars bypass both of those rules via loopholes... I'll NEVER fully understand it all.

      [–]CommandoTurkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Is this Lost Shirt? So crazy to see that tiny place on Reddit. It's awesome though.

      [–]FanaticForFailure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It is true I live in south east florida and I've seen 14 year olds at the bar

      [–]jolie178923-15423435 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I was going to say, I can tell this is a small town somewhere. I would occasionally accompany my parents to the local pub as well.

      [–]SuicideBonger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can you tell me one more time where you are and what kind of bar you're in?

      [–]jadraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's the same here in Coloardo. I stopped going to a certain tap house because they allow kids there and it's annoying as fuck.

      [–]drakoin_tx2 173 points174 points  (7 children)


      [–]joelupi[🍰] 39 points40 points  (6 children)

      Except the person in the left has a beer

      Edit: I stand corrected

      [–]TheChosenJedi 53 points54 points  (5 children)

      It’s a Starbucks with beer. They’re rolling these out on the east and west coasts I believe. A part of their “Starbucks” after dark initiative or something where you can come in for wine, beer, and small plates after dinner etc.

      Edit: Though these exist, I am completely wrong as to where they are as the comments directly below me state. Lol.

      [–]he_is_Veego 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      They have them in Colorado too, though I’m pretty sure no kids are allowed when it’s beer-serving time.

      Also, this isn’t a Starbucks.

      [–]steelmunkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      To continue off what you started saying, the Starbucks Evening stores sell craft beer and wine. They are on the west coast and the north east coast. They weren't doing well in the south east so they cancelled the program.

      Source: I work for starbucks.

      [–]Olivia206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The one in my town, east bay ca, stopped selling alcohol after maybe 2 mo. It didn’t take off in a town of wine and beer lovers.

      [–]skepticalscooterist 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      All those filthy humans near that beautiful dog, it's disgusting.

      [–]Martin8412 5 points6 points  (13 children)

      What under-age drinking? Seems the kid is drinking some kind of juice.

      I know that persons under 18 are allowed in pubs in some countries.. Hell, I've even seen a children's birthday held in a pub.. Not really a big deal.

      [–]dont_worry_im_here 20 points21 points  (10 children)

      It's against the law where I'm from to have children sitting at the bar.

      [–]DrowningTrout 8 points9 points  (4 children)

      Varies by state in US.

      [–]dont_worry_im_here 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Yea, that's a good point. I'm Texas, where (shocker!) drinking laws are rather strict. We have TABC (Texas Alcohol and Beverages Commission, I think) and they are EXTREMELY strict on drinking. Though rarely enforced, we have a law where everyone needs to have a valid license on you to drink. Even if you're obviously 70 years old, TABC could legally shut a bar down if they walked in, carded a 70 year old, and he didn't have his license on him...again, rarely enforced, but still the law :/

      If you serve someone a pitcher of beer, legally you have to give that person two glasses and they have to be sitting with someone. Again, not so thoroughly enforced, but still a law.

      They have a lot of pull in Texas and have the right to do a lot of damage to an establishment.

      [–]Cheese_Bits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      If you serve someone a pitcher of beer, legally you have to give that person two glasses and they have to be sitting with someone.

      So i can drink double fisted while my wife sits there in shame still?

      [–]percykins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Just to note, I believe this is only true for 51% establishments, i.e., those that sell mostly liquor. Places which make less than 51% of their revenue from liquor can have children - these are mostly restaurants but can also include bars that only sell beer and/or wine.

      [–]SuicideBonger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'm Texas, where (shocker!) drinking laws are rather strict.

      Honestly, I expected them to have rather lax drinking laws. Kinda like Louisiana has really lax drinking laws.

      [–]honeybunches96 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      Sounds like you need to move

      [–]dont_worry_im_here 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I'd love to but everywhere I go, I still have to deal with me.

      edit: not sure why you were downvoted... Where I live doesn't allow dogs in bars (obviously patio bars are ok, but nothing in Texas would allow a dog on a bar, sprawled out, next to a child, with outside beverages allowed)... Looks like there are better places out there (judging by this photo), so moving really doesn't sound like a bad idea, haha.

      [–]notabigmelvillecrowd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Where I live dogs aren't even allowed on patios. We've got loads of NIMBY bullshit laws.

      [–]Sentrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What under-age drinking? Seems the kid is drinking some kind of juice.

      Did you alcohol test the juice or something?

      [–]disguisedassembly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You can get beer restaurants in Germany. Almost all restaurants have a bar.

      [–]Thirty_Helens_Agree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      In Wisconsin a kid can be in the bar AND can be served alcohol if they’re with a parent and the parent allows it.

      [–]Stefferdiddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It’s probably a tasting room. Most tasting rooms in my state aren’t subject to health codes so dogs are allowed inside.

      If they want to serve food they have to get a liquor license and then have to obey the health codes.

      [–]jarrydhayne1 180 points181 points  (6 children)

      Dude, she's like 11...

      [–]T-T-N 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      May Hollywood show you this couch and a movie script?

      [–]WorldsBegin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      That's close to 60 in human years.

      [–]mcpat21 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Ah, prime pigtail years.

      [–]ReubenXXL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I spent way to long trying to figure out the non-existant dog pun here lol.

      [–]mcpat21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Haha. Usually I speak in puns but this time I was talking about the girl

      [–]Nach0Man_RandySavage 121 points122 points  (12 children)

      You shouldn’t give dogs beer.

      They get super emotional and keeping asking if they’re a good boy.

      [–]demonshonor 43 points44 points  (1 child)

      TIL my oldest brother is a dog.

      [–]Jonsnowdontknowshit 20 points21 points  (6 children)

      I made a martini for myself once. I got up to use the bathroom and in those few minutes, my dog had climbed up and drank it all. The rest of the night she followed me around everywhere and every time I stopped, she fell over. Worried me a lot because I don't know how much a dog her size can drink before she gets alcohol poisoning. She turned out alright and I told my coworker about it a few days later. He responded "at least she wasn't a mean drunk." Cracked me up.

      [–]ThreeHourRiverMan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      My dog LOVES beer. I spilled one about 5 years ago, and in the minute tops it took to get to the kitchen and back with paper towels he had licked it basically dry.

      I too, was freaked out, as that's my guy. But he definitely seemed to enjoy himself, and every time since then if I have one and he smells it he gets incredibly close and begs (which he doesn't usually do).

      No, I have not given him any since. Don't purposefully drug your dog. But hey, my boy got to partake once while young I guess. He was in his rebellious phase.

      [–]ReubenXXL 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I've had similar experience with weed and a buddy's dog who's got a ton of arthritis.

      We never would try to get him high and blow smoke at him or anything, but sometimes he'd walk behind the area we were smoking and would walk right up try to fiend that 2nd hand smoke.

      The dog was a big goofball, though (read really dumb but loving), so we were never truly able to determine if it's actually the smoke he likes or if high people just like to give more pets and he noticed. Because of that, we never really indulge him more than not shooing him away mid session as he's walking around by our knees.

      [–]tentales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My oldest dog originally lived in a home full of daily pot smokers who would get her stoned by blowing into her face. She never seemed interested when I'd smoke bowls, joints, or blunts around her so I assumed she never liked it.

      Bongs, however, make her nearly pee from excitement

      [–]Cheese_Bits 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      What kind of dog?

      [–]Jonsnowdontknowshit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      She's a dachshund/spitz/who knows what else mix.

      [–]Cheese_Bits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sounds small. Good to be worried.

      My lab could probably handle a pint of liquor... I already have to keep the drunkard out of the empties in the beer case.

      [–]PM_ME_A_RANDOM_THING 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      They are good boys and you keep telling them that till they pass out.

      [–]Pixelmod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      TIL my dog is lowkey always drunk

      [–]nobody_likes_soda 33 points34 points  (1 child)

      Me trying to get the barman's attention in a busy pub.

      [–]larswo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This hits home.

      [–]RockyTopBruin 63 points64 points  (2 children)

      Hey good looking, can I buy you a bowl of water?

      [–]Seerad76 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      WOL. (Wag Out Loud).

      [–]_Junkstapose_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Can I get you anything? You look like you're had a ruff day.

      [–]Sylvester_Scott 33 points34 points  (0 children)

      Every bar needs a good looking barktender.

      [–]tiltedcerebellum 9 points10 points  (6 children)

      Hmm, bar has dogs, kids and Starbucks for kids. What strange land is this?

      [–]Jdubbs214[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)


      [–]erdtirdmans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Brb, moving

      [–]ThreeHourRiverMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      Are you the legendary Florida Man!?!

      What hijinks are you going to get into today?

      [–]jl2414 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      I bet this is a small brewery tasting room. They’re usually kid and dog friendly, let you bring outside food, and there is a rack of bagged chips because they don’t have a kitchen to cook in. The paper in the foreground looks like a list of what they have on tap.

      [–]narwhalyurok 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      What kind of place allows kids, adults, beer, dogs, at a bar?

      [–]carrierael77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The best kind of places.

      [–]bill_in_texas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Everybody gets beer doggles around closing time......it happens.

      [–]SC2sam 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      Damn that lady at the end is giving you the death stare of doom. She probably thinks you're taking a picture of the kid instead of the puppy.

      [–]ThreeDGrunge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Or she is looking at hte dog like WHY THE FUCK IS THE DOG ON THE BAR!?

      [–]BearLoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He was. Got lucky that the dog was there

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        [–]Jonsnowdontknowshit 22 points23 points  (1 child)

        I love dogs and have three of my own. But I do not enjoy having fur in my food or drinks. Dogs on the floor are less likely to shed into whatever I'm consuming. Plus, poop paws.

        [–]Gnar21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        So you don’t go for the extra shot of staph infection in your latte?

        [–]maimou1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        No food there. Trucks only. I frequent this place.

        [–]FloppY_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        People eat at bars where you are from?

        I thought that was only a thing in the U.K. and Ireland.

        [–]suprememig 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        Don’t get me wrong, I love me some puppers... but this is gross :/

        [–]smokesmagoats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Right? I don't want a high shedding dog hanging over the ice well.

        [–]kokish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        No reaching over the bar, I SAID NO REACHING OVER THE BAR!

        [–]Go_Kauffy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

        Oh, holy goddamned.

        "Hey, cutey. I've got a bone for you."

        [–]Sir_Celcius -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

        You really shouldnt say that to children.

        [–]Go_Kauffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is the only pickup line I've got that works in both lady and dog situations!

        [–]a_1steak_sauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Looks like someone's been drinking

        [–]Jellyna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        My mother bought a plush dog that looked exactly like that. It was in this same position.

        When she had just paid for it, she realized she had forgotten something and left me in front of the supermarket holding this huge life sized plush. It was a long ten minutes.

        People kept stopping to ask what was wrong with my dog and why I didn't put it on the ground. I even tried holding it upside down but they only stopped more.

        My mother still has it. To me it never looked real. But every time children came home, they where terrified of the big dog. I mean why would a dog sleep over a book shelf?! Well apparently they do lay on bar table...

        [–]klutch65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Done and done.

        [–]ambss2017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I gasped so hard I almost started coughing.

        [–]Daizzey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        And then I saw her face...

        [–]brightdark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        ...at the edge if the bar sat a girl named Fiona and ooh thst girl looked nice!

        [–]Loreki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Heck, that's not fair. How are any of the single people at the bar supposed to catch each other's eye if this is competition?

        [–]TooShiftyForYou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Fiona might be a bit of a boozehound.

        [–]whoatruckhouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        that's... unsanitary.

        love the dog tho

        [–]DisestabIishment 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Why is there a child in the fucking bar?

        [–]WesleySnipesOfficial -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        It’s a Starbucks. Some of them serve beer and wine now

        [–]tlatwuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It looks more like somebody’s garage than a bar?

        [–]Adreamdead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        More loyal than a wife and she won’t take all your shit when she leaves

        [–]Speciesunkn0wn 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        ...Crap. I can't remember the start of that song from Shrek. I think it's literally titled "I'm a Believer".

        [–]PM_ME_YOUR_PUPPER22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "I thought love was only true in fairy tales Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get me That's the way it seemed Disappointment haunted all of my dreams

        Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer Not a trace, of doubt in my mind I'm in love, and I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried"

        [–]KnotARealGreenDress -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Personally I read the headline to the tune of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem.

        [–]Audibledogfarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I love dogs but if I saw one laying on the bar while I’m trying to eat I’d be furrious

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Weird thing to say about that little girl but ok

        [–]rustall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That’s a great post, and a great song lyric

        [–]badwolfie99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Where is this bar, is there a waiting list and can I have one?

        [–]ONLY_EATS_ASS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Dude, that girl across the bar is a dog!

        [–]CrispehChikenWingz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Awww She's adorable!

        [–]cuttysark9712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Is she the blonde?

        [–]DudemanSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Looks like your basement.

        [–]t-indy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She’s got a big nose but who can say. Onto those eyes

        [–]singleposdoubleneg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Love at furst sight

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Bringing that dog to a bar is like fishing with dynamite.

        [–]zapharus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My pup's name is Fiona as well.

        [–]dericn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Met Fiona at on the bar tonight


        [–]rannie_pophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Looks like she wants to take that exam and answer the questionnaire...

        [–]mudman13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Better buy her another glass of wine then!

        [–]Adamryan0775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Kids at bars. Nice. Real nice

        [–]wants_a_mojito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That moment when you see a girl across the bar... And you know it's meant to be.

        [–]Olliby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Which one is Fiona?

        Choose wisely...

        [–]Pastermaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Anyone notice that 12 in a bar?

        [–]saxymassagehands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wait what state is this where children are allowed to sit at the bar?! Would not fly in MD. The dog however, perfectly fine and absolutely precious.

        [–]PuppieWayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I believe she has a twin sister that works at some car shop as their receptionist.. she is a blonde babe as well!

        [–]BJDeriso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If that was a public restaurant, that's the cutest health code violation I've ever seen 😎

        [–]chantaje333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Is that Barbara Streisand?

        [–]willdawizah1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)


        [–]deadaim_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        kinda young isn't she?

        [–]bert5kkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Looks like me at the bar last night

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Thought I was on r/shameless for a moment and was very confused by the lack of Emmy or William H Macy

        [–]MongooseProXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My dog's name is Fiona too! Yay!

        [–]ihatetexas83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        There is a 12yo at the bar wtf?

        [–]Snake_Ward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wait a minute why is a 10 year old at the bar?

        [–]BearLoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She's like fourteen tops dude come on

        [–]ThreeDGrunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Why the fuck is the dog on the bar!? Someone call the health inspectors.

        [–]Shapez64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Who is she 😍

        [–]wait_what_where 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Who’s butt I got to sniff to get a drink around here!

        [–]L_Capitan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        ruff crowd

        [–]pringles206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Amy Schumer drinking beer in the back trying to figure out how she can steal this poor dogs joke.

        [–]Pimozv -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Dude if you don't know these humans you need to blur their faces before posting that pic on internet.

        [–]aSuffa -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

        You mean the small child in the middle yes?

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          [–]White_House_Hitler -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          Dude, she's like eight years old!

          Are you Roy Moore?

          Just noticed the cute doggie, too.