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Met Fiona at the bar tonight- I now believe in love at first sight

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Original Poster396 points · 6 months ago

Normally I prefer brunettes but this bitch stole my heart

106 points · 6 months ago

right...but somebody's stealing her ass in front of you!

She seems pretty relaxed about the whole thing too

I hope her drink didn't have a "ruffy" in it...

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0 points · 6 months ago

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Love it there!

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-6 points · 6 months ago(0 children)

who doesn't love a leggy blonde?

What country is this where there are no health codes or under-age drinking laws.

Original Poster161 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

We're in Florida. It's a homebrew shop so they get away with letting kids in we're in Florida. Kids and dogs are allowed in certain bars. This is a home brew shop with a bar inside Edit: no more drunk redditing.

Would you say that you’re in Florida?

Flo rida should stick to rhymes.

Had me at Florida.

In Florida it is illegal to not drink while underage.

You can still type, you're good to keep drinking.

10 points · 6 months ago

Yea but where are you? Mars?

Mars, Florida, yes.

I’m in Florida.

Ah gotcha! Didn't mean for my question to come across crass, if it did; was genuinely curious where you're from. I'm Texas but still really confused on our laws. I consider a 'bar' something that makes over 50% of their income from booze...And I'm pretty sure they don't allow kids in. And bars with food can't have dogs because of good health codes... Then again I've seen bars bypass both of those rules via loopholes... I'll NEVER fully understand it all.

Is this Lost Shirt? So crazy to see that tiny place on Reddit. It's awesome though.

It is true I live in south east florida and I've seen 14 year olds at the bar

I was going to say, I can tell this is a small town somewhere. I would occasionally accompany my parents to the local pub as well.

Can you tell me one more time where you are and what kind of bar you're in?

It's the same here in Coloardo. I stopped going to a certain tap house because they allow kids there and it's annoying as fuck.

Starbucks

35 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

Except the person in the left has a beer

Edit: I stand corrected

It’s a Starbucks with beer. They’re rolling these out on the east and west coasts I believe. A part of their “Starbucks” after dark initiative or something where you can come in for wine, beer, and small plates after dinner etc.

Edit: Though these exist, I am completely wrong as to where they are as the comments directly below me state. Lol.

They have them in Colorado too, though I’m pretty sure no kids are allowed when it’s beer-serving time.

Also, this isn’t a Starbucks.

To continue off what you started saying, the Starbucks Evening stores sell craft beer and wine. They are on the west coast and the north east coast. They weren't doing well in the south east so they cancelled the program.

Source: I work for starbucks.

The one in my town, east bay ca, stopped selling alcohol after maybe 2 mo. It didn’t take off in a town of wine and beer lovers.

All those filthy humans near that beautiful dog, it's disgusting.

What under-age drinking? Seems the kid is drinking some kind of juice.

I know that persons under 18 are allowed in pubs in some countries.. Hell, I've even seen a children's birthday held in a pub.. Not really a big deal.

It's against the law where I'm from to have children sitting at the bar.

Varies by state in US.

4 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

Yea, that's a good point. I'm Texas, where (shocker!) drinking laws are rather strict. We have TABC (Texas Alcohol and Beverages Commission, I think) and they are EXTREMELY strict on drinking. Though rarely enforced, we have a law where everyone needs to have a valid license on you to drink. Even if you're obviously 70 years old, TABC could legally shut a bar down if they walked in, carded a 70 year old, and he didn't have his license on him...again, rarely enforced, but still the law :/

If you serve someone a pitcher of beer, legally you have to give that person two glasses and they have to be sitting with someone. Again, not so thoroughly enforced, but still a law.

They have a lot of pull in Texas and have the right to do a lot of damage to an establishment.

If you serve someone a pitcher of beer, legally you have to give that person two glasses and they have to be sitting with someone.

So i can drink double fisted while my wife sits there in shame still?

Just to note, I believe this is only true for 51% establishments, i.e., those that sell mostly liquor. Places which make less than 51% of their revenue from liquor can have children - these are mostly restaurants but can also include bars that only sell beer and/or wine.

I'm Texas, where (shocker!) drinking laws are rather strict.

Honestly, I expected them to have rather lax drinking laws. Kinda like Louisiana has really lax drinking laws.

Sounds like you need to move

3 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

I'd love to but everywhere I go, I still have to deal with me.

edit: not sure why you were downvoted... Where I live doesn't allow dogs in bars (obviously patio bars are ok, but nothing in Texas would allow a dog on a bar, sprawled out, next to a child, with outside beverages allowed)... Looks like there are better places out there (judging by this photo), so moving really doesn't sound like a bad idea, haha.

Where I live dogs aren't even allowed on patios. We've got loads of NIMBY bullshit laws.

-19 points · 6 months ago(1 child)

For?

LMAO.

You can get beer restaurants in Germany. Almost all restaurants have a bar.

In Wisconsin a kid can be in the bar AND can be served alcohol if they’re with a parent and the parent allows it.

It’s probably a tasting room. Most tasting rooms in my state aren’t subject to health codes so dogs are allowed inside.

If they want to serve food they have to get a liquor license and then have to obey the health codes.

Dude, she's like 11...

27 points · 6 months ago

May Hollywood show you this couch and a movie script?

That's close to 60 in human years.

Ah, prime pigtail years.

I spent way to long trying to figure out the non-existant dog pun here lol.

Haha. Usually I speak in puns but this time I was talking about the girl

You shouldn’t give dogs beer.

They get super emotional and keeping asking if they’re a good boy.

TIL my oldest brother is a dog.

I made a martini for myself once. I got up to use the bathroom and in those few minutes, my dog had climbed up and drank it all. The rest of the night she followed me around everywhere and every time I stopped, she fell over. Worried me a lot because I don't know how much a dog her size can drink before she gets alcohol poisoning. She turned out alright and I told my coworker about it a few days later. He responded "at least she wasn't a mean drunk." Cracked me up.

My dog LOVES beer. I spilled one about 5 years ago, and in the minute tops it took to get to the kitchen and back with paper towels he had licked it basically dry.

I too, was freaked out, as that's my guy. But he definitely seemed to enjoy himself, and every time since then if I have one and he smells it he gets incredibly close and begs (which he doesn't usually do).

No, I have not given him any since. Don't purposefully drug your dog. But hey, my boy got to partake once while young I guess. He was in his rebellious phase.

I've had similar experience with weed and a buddy's dog who's got a ton of arthritis.

We never would try to get him high and blow smoke at him or anything, but sometimes he'd walk behind the area we were smoking and would walk right up try to fiend that 2nd hand smoke.

The dog was a big goofball, though (read really dumb but loving), so we were never truly able to determine if it's actually the smoke he likes or if high people just like to give more pets and he noticed. Because of that, we never really indulge him more than not shooing him away mid session as he's walking around by our knees.

My oldest dog originally lived in a home full of daily pot smokers who would get her stoned by blowing into her face. She never seemed interested when I'd smoke bowls, joints, or blunts around her so I assumed she never liked it.

Bongs, however, make her nearly pee from excitement

What kind of dog?

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Sounds small. Good to be worried.

My lab could probably handle a pint of liquor... I already have to keep the drunkard out of the empties in the beer case.

They are good boys and you keep telling them that till they pass out.

TIL my dog is lowkey always drunk

Me trying to get the barman's attention in a busy pub.

This hits home.

Hey good looking, can I buy you a bowl of water?

WOL. (Wag Out Loud).

Can I get you anything? You look like you're had a ruff day.

Every bar needs a good looking barktender.

Hmm, bar has dogs, kids and Starbucks for kids. What strange land is this?

Original Poster12 points · 6 months ago

Florida!

Brb, moving

Wait.

Are you the legendary Florida Man!?!

What hijinks are you going to get into today?

5 points · 6 months ago

I bet this is a small brewery tasting room. They’re usually kid and dog friendly, let you bring outside food, and there is a rack of bagged chips because they don’t have a kitchen to cook in. The paper in the foreground looks like a list of what they have on tap.

Original Poster1 point · 6 months ago

Yes!

What kind of place allows kids, adults, beer, dogs, at a bar?

The best kind of places.

Everybody gets beer doggles around closing time......it happens.

14 points · 6 months ago

Damn that lady at the end is giving you the death stare of doom. She probably thinks you're taking a picture of the kid instead of the puppy.

Or she is looking at hte dog like WHY THE FUCK IS THE DOG ON THE BAR!?

He was. Got lucky that the dog was there

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I love dogs and have three of my own. But I do not enjoy having fur in my food or drinks. Dogs on the floor are less likely to shed into whatever I'm consuming. Plus, poop paws.

2 points · 6 months ago

So you don’t go for the extra shot of staph infection in your latte?

No food there. Trucks only. I frequent this place.

People eat at bars where you are from?

I thought that was only a thing in the U.K. and Ireland.

-14 points · 6 months ago(0 children)

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some puppers... but this is gross :/

Right? I don't want a high shedding dog hanging over the ice well.

7 points · 6 months ago

No reaching over the bar, I SAID NO REACHING OVER THE BAR!

Oh, holy goddamned.

"Hey, cutey. I've got a bone for you."

You really shouldnt say that to children.

This is the only pickup line I've got that works in both lady and dog situations!

Looks like someone's been drinking

My mother bought a plush dog that looked exactly like that. It was in this same position.

When she had just paid for it, she realized she had forgotten something and left me in front of the supermarket holding this huge life sized plush. It was a long ten minutes.

People kept stopping to ask what was wrong with my dog and why I didn't put it on the ground. I even tried holding it upside down but they only stopped more.

My mother still has it. To me it never looked real. But every time children came home, they where terrified of the big dog. I mean why would a dog sleep over a book shelf?! Well apparently they do lay on bar table...

Done and done.

I gasped so hard I almost started coughing.

And then I saw her face...

...at the edge if the bar sat a girl named Fiona and ooh thst girl looked nice!

3 points · 6 months ago

Heck, that's not fair. How are any of the single people at the bar supposed to catch each other's eye if this is competition?

Fiona might be a bit of a boozehound.

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8 points · 6 months ago

that's... unsanitary.

love the dog tho

Why is there a child in the fucking bar?

It’s a Starbucks. Some of them serve beer and wine now

It looks more like somebody’s garage than a bar?

More loyal than a wife and she won’t take all your shit when she leaves

...Crap. I can't remember the start of that song from Shrek. I think it's literally titled "I'm a Believer".

"I thought love was only true in fairy tales Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get me That's the way it seemed Disappointment haunted all of my dreams

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer Not a trace, of doubt in my mind I'm in love, and I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried"

Personally I read the headline to the tune of LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem.

I love dogs but if I saw one laying on the bar while I’m trying to eat I’d be furrious

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1 point · 6 months ago

Weird thing to say about that little girl but ok

That’s a great post, and a great song lyric

Where is this bar, is there a waiting list and can I have one?

Dude, that girl across the bar is a dog!

Awww She's adorable!

Is she the blonde?

Looks like your basement.

She’s got a big nose but who can say. Onto those eyes

Love at furst sight

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1 point · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

Bringing that dog to a bar is like fishing with dynamite.

My pup's name is Fiona as well.

Met Fiona at on the bar tonight

FTFY

Better buy her another glass of wine then!

Kids at bars. Nice. Real nice

That moment when you see a girl across the bar... And you know it's meant to be.

Which one is Fiona?

Choose wisely...

Anyone notice that 12 in a bar?

Wait what state is this where children are allowed to sit at the bar?! Would not fly in MD. The dog however, perfectly fine and absolutely precious.

I believe she has a twin sister that works at some car shop as their receptionist.. she is a blonde babe as well!

If that was a public restaurant, that's the cutest health code violation I've ever seen 😎

Is that Barbara Streisand?

Asheville?

kinda young isn't she?

Looks like me at the bar last night

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1 point · 6 months ago

Thought I was on r/shameless for a moment and was very confused by the lack of Emmy or William H Macy

My dog's name is Fiona too! Yay!

There is a 12yo at the bar wtf?

Wait a minute why is a 10 year old at the bar?

She's like fourteen tops dude come on

Why the fuck is the dog on the bar!? Someone call the health inspectors.

Who is she 😍

Who’s butt I got to sniff to get a drink around here!

ruff crowd

Amy Schumer drinking beer in the back trying to figure out how she can steal this poor dogs joke.

-1 points · 6 months ago

Dude if you don't know these humans you need to blur their faces before posting that pic on internet.

-3 points · 6 months ago

You mean the small child in the middle yes?

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Dude, she's like eight years old!

Are you Roy Moore?

Just noticed the cute doggie, too.

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