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Servo Press vs Cue Ball

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2.5k points · 3 months ago

Possibly the noisiest gif I've ever not heard.

level 2

It was almost painful

level 3

Those tiny shards sting in the face.

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level 4

Holy crap, I played myself.

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70 points · 3 months ago

A true rip, you took one for the team though cause I was about to do the same thing

level 5

Congratulations

level 5

Rip in peace lost warrior.

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7 points · 3 months ago

Good god I long for the day that a lostredditor rockets so quickly to the top that he is the one linked by the bot to himself.

level 5
2 points · 3 months ago

Good bot

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level 4

First one I've seen in the wild lol

level 4

Lol it’s on the front page, I never checked the subreddit. 😂

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level 3

Been there before

level 2

The silence was deafening.

level 2

it’s so damn noisy but i have no idea what it might even sound like

level 2

I almost went deaf from that rumnling

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It is ridiculous the amount of stuff I want to see put in this thing.

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Original Poster490 points · 3 months ago

You can send us a comment on our YouTube and we might smash it if we get enough requests to start up another season!

level 3

Can you smash my reply to your reply?

level 4

Wait, first person possessive?! Here come the sickos spamming video fraud

level 4

No! Go ask Becky!

level 4

Can we hit 12 likes?

level 3

Smash a hydraulic press

level 4

Yeah! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!

level 4
5 points · 3 months ago

https://youtu.be/IvHbXoNFMz4

It's been done before.

level 5

Never change

level 3

Can you smash that like button?

level 4

Oh, you!

level 3

How different is the electric press from the hydraulic press?

level 4
34 points · 3 months ago

One runs on electricity and the other on hydra

level 5

On an actual mythological hydra?

level 6

No, they've just got red skull in there turning a screw really tight.

level 6

Almost.

level 5
3 points · 3 months ago

Hail electra

level 3

I'd suggest smashing your steadicam rig, but it looks like you already did.

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6 points · 3 months ago

Just a tip for you guys: auto focus should be turned off for shots like this. It also looks like the camera itself is possibly moving around from the shock wave and the polycarbonate sheeting is wobbly and distorting the image...

level 4

I feel like the camera is mounted directly on the all-too-thin polycarbonate shielding.

level 3

Can you can smash that like button people are always talking about?

level 3

What items/materials are the hardest or least likely to press?

level 3

You know how some bicycle tires use gel instead of air?

Also how about a pile of raw potatoes.

level 3

Can you smash my puss?

level 3

Please do a mostly filled cheap plastic water bottle but crush it sideways. I can think of at least five possible outcomes.

level 3
2 points · 3 months ago

Isn’t this just a blatant copy of a famous channel???

level 3

You guys deserve to be waaay more popular on youtube. Your editing is amazing and your content is really cool

You guys should smash a bowling ball

Love your stuff

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Why are you ripping off the hpg?

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19 points · 3 months ago

I'm confused. Is there only allowed to be one hydraulic press channel?

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35 points · 3 months ago

Only one hydraulic press is allowed to exist at any given time

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Always go with the original hydraulic press channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcMDMoNu66_1Hwi5-MeiQgw

This guy is the original and has been doing it for a year or so, so lots of videos.

level 3

Since 2015, it's been way more than a year.

level 4

jeebus christmas, I swear that channel hit the scene on reddit just last year. Now you're going to tell me the cumbox or broken arms wasn't last year also.

level 5

Colby has likely passed from old age at this point.

level 5
5 points · 3 months ago

They made videos for years with barely any viewers before they got popular on reddit.

level 3

Will he smash my reply to your reply?

level 4

These sharts are a bit shitty and are extremely dangerous and can attack at moment... So we must deal with it

level 3

They are different things. This one doesn't have those holes on top. Also, the editing is a lot better on the electrical press.

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level 3

Yeah there's a bunch of copy cats.

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level 2

That's what she said!

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It is ridiculous the amount of people I want to see put in this thing.

level 2
9 points · 3 months ago

Put your dick in it

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level 1

This has got to be one of the most appropriate gifs for this subreddit, shits loud.

level 1

My eyeballs are shaking now

level 2

I almost went deaf in my eyes while watching this.

level 2
10 points · 3 months ago

You made me laugh so hard

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yikes

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level 1

THAT WAS SO FUCKIN INTENSE

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yeah honestly i’m stressed now

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160 points · 3 months ago

Who would have thought a cue ball would be more dramatic than a bullet...

level 2

Never mind a cueball, have you seen stacks of paper? That shit explodes!

level 3

NO! Because you didn't link it!

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"what da fhauck"

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level 1

Quickly followed by "VHAT THE FAHK?!"

level 2

Eet sum kind of exploded

level 2

A cultural ambassador

level 2

This is what I was looking for

level 1

I wanna see this is slow motion. Like SlowMoGuys level of slow

level 1

Is this something for u/stabbot ? Would be small movements but significant impact

level 2
94 points · 3 months ago

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/DistantTameAllosaurus


 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

level 3

Welp you tried, its not you u/stabbot, its the video.

level 4

Stabbots is a bit better.

It's a zoom stablazation needed.

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15 points · 3 months ago · edited 3 months ago

Auto focus should be turned off for shots like this. The zoom level is the same throughout the whole clip.

EDIT: it also looks like the camera itself could be moving around from the shock wave and the polycarbonate sheeting is wobbly and distorting the image...

level 6

Yeah that's what I thought (your edit)

An auto focus that could react that fast would be godlike

(Change the zoom in the stablazation to account for the camera moving forward and backward)

level 7
2 points · 3 months ago · edited 3 months ago

You don't need auto-focus at all for shots like this. Just manually focus on the ball and press away. The shards fly in all directions - impossible to focus on all of those. Place the camera at some more distance from the object. Use a thicker polycarbonate sheet. Done. (Or well you can use different lenses, lighting and apertures but that gets complicated fast, and is often over the top and costly for a simple YouTube video.)

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I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/PossibleDistortedHornet


 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

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Oh hey, stabbot's back!

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level 1

That took some serious fucking force

level 1

Is this a mammogram?

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Oh thank God. I was about to put my dick in that.

level 3

I’m glad to be of service. Saving one dick at a time

level 1

Looks like a shitty 90s rock music video.

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I'm not feeling so well.

level 1

For some reason that hurt my teeth...

level 1

What would a press such as this actually be used for? Aside from crushing cool shit of course.

Also r/oddlysatisfying

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20 points · 3 months ago

This is an assembly press for automated manufacturing lines. Basically, they are used to put parts together to make a product. Mainly automotive. (I am an engineer at Promess who was involved in this video)

level 3

Nice! I know of bearing presses and things of that sort but I guess I just struggle to imagine how this is physically used, If that makes sense. Very cool though!

level 3

What is the black ring the ball was resting on?

level 4

I believe it's a rest for the ball.

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VELCOME TO THE HYDOOLIC PRESS CHANELL

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Damn that was loud

level 1

Would a jawbreaker do that?

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I felt the earth shake

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Looks like an anime fight.

level 1

Did he just create a rift to the underworld?

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Was expecting for the ball to go super Saiyan

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That's how earthquakes are born

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Why is it so powerful

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This really is a better format for these hydraulic press videos. Their YouTube videos draaaaagggg.

level 1

Ouch ouch my eyes

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I am im-pressed.

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2 points · 3 months ago

For me the size of that was totally /r/unexpected

level 1

The power of one thousand suns!

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Is there a Crow press as well?

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I think of teeth when I see this.

level 2

Pretty strange movie.

level 1

Man, that could really make someone lose an eye and an arm!

level 1

Is there a sub to watch press's crush things?

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Servo Press: "This... isn't even...my final form." *Reveals Cue Ball of Infinite Power*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

level 1

This is what I fear when opening biscuit tubes.

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I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/LinedKeyKite

It took 63 seconds to process and 37 seconds to upload.


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What is it made out of?

level 1

Shields holding at 80% Shields at 50% Shield at critical level 3 secs till complete shield failure....

level 1

Nice break

level 1

Need to do it with one made from gun cotton.

level 1

It’s like gravity gets all wacky for a moment.

level 1

What flavor of chip?

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How many pounds of pressure did that even require?

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Hey, OP, get the super slowmo guys over there and do this again!

level 1

So much explosion.

level 1

That was a nice break

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This might be the most actually oddly satisfying thing I have ever seen.

level 1

Momentum stored inside the ball.

level 1

Well that was violent.

level 1

Where’s the slow mo?

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Mr. Servo press I don’t feel so good...

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Holy fuck

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Can’t hear it

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stabbot!

level 1

This is how my soul got crushed

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I don't feel so good....

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Mr. Camera, I don't feel so good...

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Catastrophic failure.

level 1

Break more stuff, yeah!

level 1

Shit I had to lower the volume

level 1

Fatality!

level 1

I now understand atom bombs.

I think

level 1

But I want my rally English!

level 1

So a Michael Bay movie minus firey explosion

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Now put your eye riiiiiight next to it.

level 1

That was violent. Even more violent then the pressed bullet.

level 1

This would be perfect with the AOT opening theme song

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I'm very imPRESSED! HAHAHAHAHA ahhh I'm going to leave now

level 1

Needs some dubstep.

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This is some Matt Damn air lock level of damage!

level 1

"Where is the cue ball going?!"

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Eating a jawbreaker

level 1

The cue bowl is dangerus and a harden criminaal so we mus.. deal weef it.

level 1

I feel this setup looks more unstable than the "original" one?

level 1

Looks like a video game boss dying

level 1

I don’t know why but for some reason this is fucking hilarious.

level 1

This is fake, when Michael Jackson crushed one with his hand it turned to dust

Check your sources

level 1

I could feel my eardrums violently vibrating to this

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1 point · 3 months ago

How big is this? Like used in snooker?

level 1

I felt like some sort of portal to another dimension was gonna open

level 1

Can we get a hero to set this to a bass drop of their choice?!

level 2

Let the bodies hit the ....

level 1

FUCKING HELL

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Why would they mount the camera to the safety glass?

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With how the camera shakes you could edit in like storm or earthquake sounds into it

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Slower!! It needs to be slower!

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Who won?

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Wayyyy better than the bullet

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Are pool balls made out of porcelain?

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Someone needs to start cleaning that up..

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Let the bodies hit the....

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HAKAI

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No, idiot, it's supposed to be hydraulic duh

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feels like the whole goddamn world is being shook apart

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The cue ball was an infinity stone apparently.

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It really looks like some death metal starts playing as soon as the press makes contact with the ball

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we must deal with it

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Cue ball: fffffffff....FFFFFFF.....FFFFFFFFFUUUUCCFKKKKKSKDHSKDJOXJSKXJSJSBWBW

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