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Servo Press vs Cue Ball

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2.3k points · 1 month ago

Possibly the noisiest gif I've ever not heard.

It was almost painful

Those tiny shards sting in the face.

Holy crap, I played myself.

67 points · 1 month ago

A true rip, you took one for the team though cause I was about to do the same thing

Congratulations

Rip in peace lost warrior.

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Good god I long for the day that a lostredditor rockets so quickly to the top that he is the one linked by the bot to himself.

2 points · 1 month ago

Good bot

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3 points · 1 month ago

First one I've seen in the wild lol

Lol it’s on the front page, I never checked the subreddit. 😂

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Been there before

The silence was deafening.

it’s so damn noisy but i have no idea what it might even sound like

I almost went deaf from that rumnling

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878 points · 1 month ago

It is ridiculous the amount of stuff I want to see put in this thing.

Original Poster466 points · 1 month ago

You can send us a comment on our YouTube and we might smash it if we get enough requests to start up another season!

204 points · 1 month ago

Can you smash my reply to your reply?

Wait, first person possessive?! Here come the sickos spamming video fraud

8 points · 1 month ago

No! Go ask Becky!

Can we hit 12 likes?

Smash a hydraulic press

Yeah! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!

6 points · 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/IvHbXoNFMz4

It's been done before.

Never change

Can you smash that like button?

Oh, you!

How different is the electric press from the hydraulic press?

32 points · 1 month ago

One runs on electricity and the other on hydra

On an actual mythological hydra?

No, they've just got red skull in there turning a screw really tight.

Almost.

3 points · 1 month ago

Hail electra

I'd suggest smashing your steadicam rig, but it looks like you already did.

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18 points · 1 month ago

Get 1,000,000 subscribers on your channel then put that gold plaque thing they'll send you in the press.

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6 points · 1 month ago

Just a tip for you guys: auto focus should be turned off for shots like this. It also looks like the camera itself is possibly moving around from the shock wave and the polycarbonate sheeting is wobbly and distorting the image...

I feel like the camera is mounted directly on the all-too-thin polycarbonate shielding.

4 points · 1 month ago

Can you can smash that like button people are always talking about?

What items/materials are the hardest or least likely to press?

You know how some bicycle tires use gel instead of air?

Also how about a pile of raw potatoes.

Can you smash my puss?

Please do a mostly filled cheap plastic water bottle but crush it sideways. I can think of at least five possible outcomes.

2 points · 1 month ago

Isn’t this just a blatant copy of a famous channel???

You guys deserve to be waaay more popular on youtube. Your editing is amazing and your content is really cool

You guys should smash a bowling ball

Love your stuff

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Why are you ripping off the hpg?

18 points · 1 month ago

I'm confused. Is there only allowed to be one hydraulic press channel?

35 points · 1 month ago

Only one hydraulic press is allowed to exist at any given time

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Always go with the original hydraulic press channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcMDMoNu66_1Hwi5-MeiQgw

This guy is the original and has been doing it for a year or so, so lots of videos.

Since 2015, it's been way more than a year.

jeebus christmas, I swear that channel hit the scene on reddit just last year. Now you're going to tell me the cumbox or broken arms wasn't last year also.

6 points · 1 month ago

Colby has likely passed from old age at this point.

4 points · 1 month ago

They made videos for years with barely any viewers before they got popular on reddit.

Will he smash my reply to your reply?

These sharts are a bit shitty and are extremely dangerous and can attack at moment... So we must deal with it

They are different things. This one doesn't have those holes on top. Also, the editing is a lot better on the electrical press.

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Yeah there's a bunch of copy cats.

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That's what she said!

It is ridiculous the amount of people I want to see put in this thing.

8 points · 1 month ago

Put your dick in it

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316 points · 1 month ago

This has got to be one of the most appropriate gifs for this subreddit, shits loud.

My eyeballs are shaking now

I almost went deaf in my eyes while watching this.

8 points · 1 month ago

You made me laugh so hard

2 points · 1 month ago

yikes

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THAT WAS SO FUCKIN INTENSE

12 points · 1 month ago

yeah honestly i’m stressed now

146 points · 1 month ago

Who would have thought a cue ball would be more dramatic than a bullet...

Never mind a cueball, have you seen stacks of paper? That shit explodes!

NO! Because you didn't link it!

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Quickly followed by "VHAT THE FAHK?!"

41 points · 1 month ago

Eet sum kind of exploded

A cultural ambassador

This is what I was looking for

I wanna see this is slow motion. Like SlowMoGuys level of slow

Is this something for u/stabbot ? Would be small movements but significant impact

91 points · 1 month ago

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/DistantTameAllosaurus


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Welp you tried, its not you u/stabbot, its the video.

Stabbots is a bit better.

It's a zoom stablazation needed.

13 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Auto focus should be turned off for shots like this. The zoom level is the same throughout the whole clip.

EDIT: it also looks like the camera itself could be moving around from the shock wave and the polycarbonate sheeting is wobbly and distorting the image...

Yeah that's what I thought (your edit)

An auto focus that could react that fast would be godlike

(Change the zoom in the stablazation to account for the camera moving forward and backward)

2 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

You don't need auto-focus at all for shots like this. Just manually focus on the ball and press away. The shards fly in all directions - impossible to focus on all of those. Place the camera at some more distance from the object. Use a thicker polycarbonate sheet. Done. (Or well you can use different lenses, lighting and apertures but that gets complicated fast, and is often over the top and costly for a simple YouTube video.)

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I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/PossibleDistortedHornet


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Oh hey, stabbot's back!

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That took some serious fucking force

Is this a mammogram?

Oh thank God. I was about to put my dick in that.

I’m glad to be of service. Saving one dick at a time

Looks like a shitty 90s rock music video.

For some reason that hurt my teeth...

I'm not feeling so well.

What would a press such as this actually be used for? Aside from crushing cool shit of course.

Also r/oddlysatisfying

19 points · 1 month ago

This is an assembly press for automated manufacturing lines. Basically, they are used to put parts together to make a product. Mainly automotive. (I am an engineer at Promess who was involved in this video)

Nice! I know of bearing presses and things of that sort but I guess I just struggle to imagine how this is physically used, If that makes sense. Very cool though!

What is the black ring the ball was resting on?

I believe it's a rest for the ball.

It didn't even deform.

Damn that was loud

Would a jawbreaker do that?

6 points · 1 month ago

Did he just create a rift to the underworld?

Was expecting for the ball to go super Saiyan

VELCOME TO THE HYDOOLIC PRESS CHANELL

I felt the earth shake

Looks like an anime fight.

3 points · 1 month ago

This really is a better format for these hydraulic press videos. Their YouTube videos draaaaagggg.

That's how earthquakes are born

I am im-pressed.

2 points · 1 month ago

For me the size of that was totally r/unexpected

The power of one thousand suns!

Is there a Crow press as well?

Why is it so powerful

I think of teeth when I see this.

Pretty strange movie.

Ouch ouch my eyes

Man, that could really make someone lose an eye and an arm!

Is there a sub to watch press's crush things?

Servo Press: "This... isn't even...my final form." *Reveals Cue Ball of Infinite Power*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is what I fear when opening biscuit tubes.

3 points · 1 month ago

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/LinedKeyKite

It took 63 seconds to process and 37 seconds to upload.


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What is it made out of?

Shields holding at 80% Shields at 50% Shield at critical level 3 secs till complete shield failure....

Nice break

Need to do it with one made from gun cotton.

It’s like gravity gets all wacky for a moment.

What flavor of chip?

How many pounds of pressure did that even require?

Hey, OP, get the super slowmo guys over there and do this again!

So much explosion.

That was a nice break

This might be the most actually oddly satisfying thing I have ever seen.

Momentum stored inside the ball.

Well that was violent.

Where’s the slow mo?

When a girl doesn't understand what you mean when you say "lemme smash" so you gotta demonstrate.

Mr. Servo press I don’t feel so good...

Holy fuck

Can’t hear it

stabbot!

This is how my soul got crushed

I don't feel so good....

Mr. Camera, I don't feel so good...

Catastrophic failure.

Break more stuff, yeah!

Shit I had to lower the volume

Fatality!

I now understand atom bombs.

I think

But I want my rally English!

So a Michael Bay movie minus firey explosion

Now put your eye riiiiiight next to it.

That was violent. Even more violent then the pressed bullet.

This would be perfect with the AOT opening theme song

I'm very imPRESSED! HAHAHAHAHA ahhh I'm going to leave now

Needs some dubstep.

This is some Matt Damn air lock level of damage!

"Where is the cue ball going?!"

Eating a jawbreaker

The cue bowl is dangerus and a harden criminaal so we mus.. deal weef it.

1 point · 1 month ago

I feel this setup looks more unstable than the "original" one?

Looks like a video game boss dying

I don’t know why but for some reason this is fucking hilarious.

This is fake, when Michael Jackson crushed one with his hand it turned to dust

Check your sources

I could feel my eardrums violently vibrating to this

How big is this? Like used in snooker?

I felt like some sort of portal to another dimension was gonna open

Can we get a hero to set this to a bass drop of their choice?!

Let the bodies hit the ....

FUCKING HELL

Why would they mount the camera to the safety glass?

With how the camera shakes you could edit in like storm or earthquake sounds into it

Slower!! It needs to be slower!

Who won?

Wayyyy better than the bullet

Are pool balls made out of porcelain?

Someone needs to start cleaning that up..

Let the bodies hit the....

HAKAI

No, idiot, it's supposed to be hydraulic duh

feels like the whole goddamn world is being shook apart

The cue ball was an infinity stone apparently.

It really looks like some death metal starts playing as soon as the press makes contact with the ball

we must deal with it

Cue ball: fffffffff....FFFFFFF.....FFFFFFFFFUUUUCCFKKKKKSKDHSKDJOXJSKXJSJSBWBW

Holy Hell this effect needs implemented into games.

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