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5AM... friendly reminder it’s time for breakfast.

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323 points · 1 month ago

Guido sent us to collect his money.

level 2

Came here for this.

level 1

"Also..the dog is dead."

level 2

He had a little accident with a 9mm....

level 3

He fell and landed on four bullets on the back of his head. 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ

level 4

The ahh cause of ahh death was ahhh

Acute lead poisoning.

Hey, here’s a joke for ya.

Whadya call the dog?

Dead.

He faghedaboutit.

level 2

"Its head is in the bed with you"

level 1
62 points · 1 month ago

“Friendly”.....

level 2

Much friendlier than my cat’s reminders, which involve him wriggling under the covers to attack my feet.

level 3

One of my cats does that, and then moves on to knocking the lamp off the nightstand onto your head.

level 2

I came here to say exactly this!

level 1

I love how they're all evenly spaced as if to spread out the disapproval.

Are the flowers painted by Dori? Looks a lot like one of my favorite artists' work.

level 2

Also, to block any avenue of escape.

level 3

They work as a team. Like velociraptors.

level 1

Adorable yet threatening.

level 2

It's time for breakfast, unless OP wants to be breakfast.

level 2

It’s like the Bermuda Triangle! 😳

level 1
40 points · 1 month ago

"Nice bed youse got there. Be a shame if something were to poop in it."

level 1

That’s bright for 5am

level 2

Definitely need some blackout curtains in there

level 2

Live in Canada, 6 hours north of the U.S. border, summer time means super early sunrise.

level 3

I'm in Alaska. Right now that's what it looks like at 1am without blackout curtains.

level 4

Grew up in Juneau, do not miss that.

level 2
11 points · 1 month ago

sun is out in full force at like 430 am in qatar during the summer. had amazing curtains when i lived there or probably would've went insane

level 3
1 point · 1 month ago

What? That can’t be true.

level 4

okay i lied. it's more like 4:47 am

https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/qatar/doha

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level 4

im confused. i edited it... did i mess up and double post the same thing?

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level 6

odd

level 1

5:05am... Less friendly reminder.

level 1

In about 5 minutes, we're eating something. It's your choice what that is.

level 2

Love this comment

level 1

Do they just creepily stare at you ? Because mine found out that jumping on my nuts was very effective

level 2

My cats have started biting me if I sleep in.

level 3

Yep, same here

level 3

That was the previous step but i got immune to it

level 2

Came here for this comment

level 1
15 points · 1 month ago

5:03 am... a not so friendly reminder it's time for breakfast

level 1
10 points · 1 month ago

They seem very well behaved. My little boy stands on my bed and shouts into my face.

level 1

And this is why we call a group of cats a glaring.

At least yours seem quiet. Mine tries to kill our TV.

level 1

I too have two orange cats and one grey. They wake me up early every morning demanding love and food. This morning they were all locked out of my room so they lined up at the door meowing until I gave in and let them in.

level 1

5:01AM... unfriendly reminder it's time for breakfast.

No cat owner on Earth dares find out what would happen at 5:02AM...

level 1

Especially adorable on Saturdays

level 1

I would love this. I'm currently house sitting for a lady whose cat doesn't just sit there... She MROWLS over and over wanting to get fed.

level 2

Me too, it's the worst!

level 1

im with you. My cats will not ever let me sleep past 6am

level 1

Left cat already has the crazy eyes.

level 1

This moment is the bane of my every morning.

level 2

Best purchase we made for our cats

We tried one of those, but the cat just eats everything in two minutes, barfs it all up two minutes later, then glares at us again.

level 3

"I will not allow technology to free you from your subjugation, ape"

level 2

Auto feeders are awesome! this is the one I have. 2 meals per day, refill about once per month for my cat.

level 1

I dont own cats... just one dog, but this resonates with me on such a spiritual level

level 1

They will kill you

level 1

I don't think anything else sums up living with cats quite like this.

level 1

We got an auto-feeder that is set to dispense small bits of food several times a day. It's changed our world, because not only do we now get to sleep in, we're no longer seen as the Food-Bringers so they no longer beg us for food ever

level 1

My cats used to do that.

But when I started walking out of the house without giving them breakfast, they learned not to. (They got their breakfast after I did my morning walk.)

So now I can sleep in peace and they wait for me to get up.

They still do this for dinner.

level 1
2 points · 1 month ago

Looks more like YOU are breakfast

level 1

Album cover right there.

level 1

We are hungry, human, get up.

level 1

awfully bright for 5am

edit: beaten. i should read more posts before posting.

level 1

In a calm confident voice. "Get up, human..."

level 1

5AM still counts as "last night".

Today doesn't start until 7AM.

level 1

Does each sit in the same spot every morning like a hierarchy thing?

level 1

Catly reminder.

level 1

Might also fit in r/catsareassholes

level 1

5AM for my cats too. Bastards...

level 1

OH BOY 5 AM

level 1

I'm now suddenly inspired to own three cats in the future

level 1

Ain’t up by 7am and I assume you’re breakfast.

level 1

Two words: dry food.

level 1

I'd be terrified if i woke up to this!

level 1

The one on the left's eye is twitching in irritation from how long it's taking you to feed it.

level 1

Ok it's time to wake get up and take exercise and then breakfast

level 1

My cats

level 1

This is why my cat sleeps in the kitchen at night.

level 1

You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or these guys are going to take your balls. We're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the L.A. Times press-release-style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not **** with us.

level 1

Not that friendly

level 1

At least they look silent....just staring. Mine wakes at exactly 5:40 a.m. and knocks everything off of the desk first, then if one of us does not get up, she heads for my dresser and starts knocking off my stuff!!!!! EVERY MORNING :D

level 1

This scares me

level 1

How far north are you for there to be that much sun?

level 1

Kitty boy band album cover.

level 1

One of ours literally screams at us and nibs us under the blankets

level 1

They are teaching you that, YES, you ARE actually a morning person, and EARLY morning person.

level 1

Meet the new boy band.

level 1

That's nice they give you distance, and not claws to the face.

level 1

if you don't feed us, we feed on you.

level 1

If you blink and they’re suddenly much closer ... get out!

level 1

This looks like an abduction scenario.

level 1

People who make it to the unfriendly reminder aren't around to take pictures of it

level 1
1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Give them horse, rooster and owl masks.

level 1

I deal with that at 5:30 with my two dogs...

level 1

" We're waiting..."

level 1

This is my morning every morning. Some times it makes me feel lonely, even with my fur babies, but knowing that's how you get woken up to makes me feel more connected to everyone out there. Thanks

level 1

I know that look. First sitting and waiting above my head, then if I decide to sleep in sniffing around my nose checking if I am breathing aka tickling, then if I still don't react, vigorously playing around my head, then we get up. :)

level 1

Right after you clean up the litter box

level 1

5am? Mines 4am.

level 1

But the suns up momma/poppa!

level 1

If they have to remind you again, it won't be friendly.

level 1

Plot twist. The dog's severed head is in the bed with him/her.

level 1

Mine do the same thing.

level 1

How is it so light outside? Do you live at the north pole? Are you lying about the time because you're a shames that you woke up at 2pm? No? Just me? Okay then

level 1

Time for a feeding device. Bought t a while back and it’s been a godsend.

level 1

They all look pretty well fed.js

level 1

The one on the right looks hostile

level 1

You’re lucky to get a non violent wake up call! For a while my cat would bite my elbow when I didn’t get up to feed her fast enough.

level 1

They were protecting you from the breath sucking troll. BE THANKFUL HEATHEN.

level 1

At least they arent yowling like they are dying like one of my cats does at 5am.

level 1

Love that painting above the bed..... it’s beautiful. ... so are the kitty’s haha

level 1

Weeping angels

level 1

Do you live in the Arctic? Is it always that bright at 5am?

level 1

We have you surrounded hooman! Now show us the food container being opened!

level 1

Wish they were chickens and I could call them "breakfast".

level 1

I wish mine just sat and stared. Instead I get woken by either my mattress being shredded or me being literally jumped on. Sometimes both if I don't get up quickly.

level 1

They will eat you when you die. Just sayin

level 1

Nice painting you have there. My wife tricked me into going one of those paint classes and we have TWO of that same picture.

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Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

Haha, same! I took my mom for Mother’s Day and made her keep both of them because I didn’t want it. I’m not sure if it’s mine or hers that made it into this pic.

level 1

Where the hell is it that bright at 5 am

level 2

Canada. The UK. Ireland. The Netherlands. Northern Germany. Denmark. The Nordic countries. The Baltics. Northern Russia. Alaska. And others.

level 3

U.s. lol. It’s light out here at 5 am... but the sun isn’t quite that high yet. It’s only like this during summer. Come winter, the sun doesn’t rise until like 7-8am and sets at like 4pm lol

level 3
0 points · 1 month ago

I regret posting this comment....

level 2

It’s summer here in the northern hemisphere lol

level 1
0 points · 1 month ago

I've never seen the sun that bright at 5am

level 1

due to the angle of light entering the room from the window, theres no way it could 5am and that OP took a nap and the cats didnt recognize this as part of OP daily routine, so they moved in to study closely.

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