Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts
10
4 comments
70% Upvoted
What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign uplog insign up
level 1

I’m not vegan because I think meat is murder. I’m vegan because I just really, really, hate plants.

level 1

Planters nuts contain gelatin. Gelatin is made from animals.

level 1

I'll do you one better.

level 2
Original Poster1 point · 5 months ago

Awww shit

Community Details

20.4m

Subscribers

29.4k

Online

Welcome to r/Funny: reddit's largest humour depository

Create Post
r/funny Rules
1.
All posts must make an attempt at humor.
2.
No posts to communicate with another redditor
3.
No Reposts
4.
No politics
5.
No pictures of just text
6.
No personal information.
7.
No gore or porn (includes sexually graphic images)
8.
Do not rehost or hotlink webcomics
9.
No SMS or Social Media Content (including Reddit)
10.
No memes, DAE, reaction, MRW, HIFW, "Me IRL", etc.
Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.