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[–]fluent_in_idiom 619 points620 points  (18 children)

Reposted realities....come on, man

[–]Jus_checkin_in 142 points143 points  (9 children)

And they don't even change the title.

[–]Jingy_ 64 points65 points  (6 children)

That's what annoys me.
I couldn't care less about reposts, just gives more people a chance to see content. But when the user copy/pastes the exact same title and all, that's just pathetic karma whoring spam.

[–]bogarthumperdink 9 points10 points  (3 children)

And apparently the whoring pays off. That's what annoys me, even more

[–]Plausible__Bullshit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Its really one of those “live long enough to see yourself become the villan” things. I do enjoy the fresh reactions from time to time.

[–]bogarthumperdink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is very plausible.

[–]MagicAmnesiac[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]jb2386 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's because it's just a fake account being warmed up to be used in some sort of viral marketing. Tag the account, and then when you see a post that looks like a potential viral marketing, see if he is posting something positive about it.

[–]Jingy_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, after I made that post, I was thinking about how pathetic it is that people do that for "imaginary internet points". But then I remembered that a lot of those people are actually just building up the account to be sold/used as a shill, either corporate or political.

Which is just a whole different kind of pathetic.

[–]Omnipotent_Manimal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lazy redditor with no imagination.

[–]thewatchelorette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Link to original? I’d rather go upvote that.

[–]ILoveRegenHealth 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Doesn't matter, he still got (stole) 4100 upvotes

The OP is on a rampage

[–]Meh_McSadsterson 3 points4 points  (2 children)

it's at 10.3k now :(

[–]pateljokes -1 points0 points  (1 child)

turn that frown upside down...

[–]kakojasonkiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s scary I get out of there sadly a repost ;(

[–]cressida_g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the heads-up; I am learning Reddit, respect originality and don't support lazy reposters.

[–]paixism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and the original title was better.

[–]Random_Link_Roulette 183 points184 points  (16 children)

1000 simulations complete

998 rebellions.

99.8% accurate

[–]KyaniteArcher 37 points38 points  (15 children)

Loved that episode.

[–]s0vs0v 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Black mirror?

[–]KyaniteArcher 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah it’s black mirror

[–]s0vs0v -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I should start watching this show

[–]KyaniteArcher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Beware the first episode is a little weird and NSFW, so be careful where you watch it and with who.

[–]Random_Link_Roulette 28 points29 points  (4 children)

It was done masturfully.

They literally told us what the ending was halfway through and it wasnt even expected.

[–]recommendmeapodcast 0 points1 point  (3 children)

...can you remind me which scene that was halfway through?

[–]starsstripessparkles 5 points6 points  (2 children)

When they talk about their secret theories of the dating app and why they don’t remember their past lives, the guy says he thinks it’s a Matrix style simulation

[–]Random_Link_Roulette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, IIRC they are out by the lake, it was done really well I think.

The funny part though is during the "aahhhh" drink guy, me and the roomate were laughing and I was like I bet hes the kinda guy who does that after eating a girl out... lo and behold, he does do it.

[–]Max_Thunder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was clear it was a simulation, but the twist was much more than that...

[–]cycling_sender 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I really didn't... I didn't hate it but it felt far less provocative and profound than some of the others. I'm not sure if I fully understood it but I thought that we're basically watching the AI in the "real world app" sorting out the comparability through these digital "clones" of the users?

[–]waitwhatwut 14 points15 points  (4 children)


Its a dating app. You swipe, she swipes but before you it tells you that you matched it makes a cookie (personality/memories/etc copy) of you and puts it in a world filled with other cookies and let's them run a simulation to see if the two matched people would always end up together, or if you didn't have that spark and would settle for someone else. If 99.8% of the time you have a spark so strong you'd say fuck the world and everybody else I just want you, then it tells you that you match and you go to meet this person on a date knowing that you're proven "soulmates". We were watching computer code run that whole episode until the scene at the end, and everything that happened basically was what happened between swiping right and being told you matched and to go out on the last first date you'll ever need with 99.8% confidence

[–]cycling_sender 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Yeah, okay, that was basically my understanding as well. Neat idea, cool to see the struggle of the "cookies" having real human emotions. Just didn't tickle me as much as most of the other BM episodes.

[–]waitwhatwut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get that. Probably because it was one of the more upbeat ones. They seem to sit different with different people. I liked it a lot, but it's definitely one of the episodes I've thought about the least after watching it

[–]Random_Link_Roulette 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not all of them are suppose to be "super intense"

BM is literally just "alternate realities" and were basically just watching that shit happen.

[–]FEED-THE-DADA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See: San Junipero

[–]quazifrog 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of a day on my bus (I’m a transit driver in a major Canadian city). There is one day each week where several ladies meet on the bus to go downtown for coffee. On a particularly cold autumn day the ladies were all wearing red coats. Every one I picked up was in red. Until we got to the last of the friends; she was in black. I pointed this out to her and she exclaimed, “I didn’t get the memo!” And all the ladies laughed, but I am still creeped out by it.

[–]howhardcoulditB 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Fucking NPCs. I bet they have really basic dialogue and no facial expressions. Did the restaurant manager mention an update any time soon to fix the costume issues?

Credit /u/ Putnum

[–]Putnum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can be funny sometimes

[–]Paeyvn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello! I saw a mudcrab the other day, filthy creatures with their sharp claws and thick shells - I avoid them.

[–]ThatIneptGuy 54 points55 points  (2 children)

The trippiest part of this is I could've swore I've seen this exact post four times already

[–]enderdragon6683 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nah, each one is from an alternate reality.

[–]plural_of_nemesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's slightly different every time

[–]Goobsonmob 25 points26 points  (0 children)


[–]DavePeak 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Each repost is an alternate reality

[–]TrundLth3gr8t 65 points66 points  (4 children)

Haven’t seen this in a few months

[–]ericbyo 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Cool ive used reddit almost every day for 3+ years and have never seen it.

[–]ASS_MY_DUDES 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Same. If you miss a few days on Reddit here and there you miss a lot

[–]fastertempo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

[–]Bekkumz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lunchtime at Panera bread.

[–]monochrony 10 points11 points  (0 children)

meanwhile, in this reality:

title points age /r/ comnts
Meanwhile, in The Matrix B 2936 3mos funny 61
Each booth is an alternate reality. B 12 1dy funny 4
"Any similarities are merely by chance and not because we ran out of npc models" B 194 7mos gaming 9
Each booth is an alternate reality. B 118374 9mos funny 1870
Each booth is an alternate reality 334 2mos GlitchInTheMatrix 5
Each booth is an alternate reality 19773 2mos blackmagicfuckery 196

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

[–]DigNity914 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Panera Bread probably It pretty much is the same old family replicated via booth

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is panera. The cups confirm it.

[–]Themadreposter 14 points15 points  (1 child)

"Ah Geez Rick, W-Why are we old women now?"

[–]youshouldbethelawyer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because, Mooorrty, this is the dimension where everyone is an old lady, and one the old ladies in here has the recipe for the best cookies in the motherfucking multiverse! Now finish your tea and help me kidnap her.

[–]TheCaptainCog 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is that a Panera?

[–]SuaveThrower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came to say this

[–]BeardsArePeopleToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like Panera Bread!

[–]blablabla1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet these old ladies are all dead by now with the amount this has been reposted.

[–]lurking_digger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That 4th booth...could be black mirror

[–]Mastodon2486 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile at lubys.

[–]sjryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booth #1: Our Reality. Booth #2: JFK not assassinated. Booth #3: Hitler won.

[–]amidoingitright15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s more reposts of the fact that this is a repost in this thread than there are reposts of this post.

[–]Gibb2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

figures it would be at panera...

[–]drshavako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time rift in Panera?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This most be at a Shoney's

[–]AndSolskjaerHasWonIt 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Definitely Panera.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I was making a Rick and Morty joke :/

[–]AndSolskjaerHasWonIt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wooosh over my head

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok, no one been getting it. They go there in one episode though.

It could even be a bad Rick and Morty joke, who knows.

[–]Zacis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all above 60

[–]Zacis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

below 60 not allowed

[–]slowlyallatonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it's God playing Diner Dash.

[–]thirrteen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A glitch in the Matrix, perhaps?

[–]Bigbearcrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone see the new black mirror???

[–]FiveIronKrabski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PsBattle or legit?

[–]delecti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exceptionally niche speed dating.

[–]wessizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this cafe having a stop light party?

[–]ayeroflmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Augmented Reality

[–]Metro01 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]thundar00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You found a very dangerous coven. Be careful.

[–]seriousbsns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they subconsciously arranged themselves in this fashion. If at all, I wonder what effect the pattern of the first booth of women sitting as they are would encourage the subsequent other booths to sit as such.

[–]rAndOmpErsOn34556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks kinda like an alternate decade each

[–]Beantownbrews 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Weavesnatchin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy standing in line in the back comes from a univesrse of complete opposites. He's a male, wearing a blue jacket standing in line for food. The others are two women, wearing green or red jackets, sitting down eating food.

He probably knows bizarro Jerry.

[–]Tommy_C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green jacket red jacket who gives a shit

[–]doingthehumptydance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matrix is pretty glitchy today.

[–]MrSquigles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone turn up the heat in this restaurant!

[–]snipe4fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Grandmothers are here to bake cookies for you...

[–]jnb412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know why this world is great? Somebody noticed that! Never in a million years would that have caught my eye in real life.

[–]DafuqStonr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's that time of month again, eh?

[–]I-am-very-bored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUT in the same reality

[–]MakeMoves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

squirrels morty!!

[–]blove1150r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t know? Dress code for senior citizens at Panera.

[–]derplepurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta reap the 2x colour bonus for Diner Dash

[–]vossejongk 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Edit: OP even stole the title

[–]mikez56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we just shut down these accounts that repost the same shit over and over?

[–]malofic3 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Nate16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panera knows their target audience.

[–]Virtual_Messiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One creep shot.

[–]CoolBean102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

then there's just some geezer in the back fucking with the space time continuum

[–]Arigold227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one is c137?

[–]Holypooponastik[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Berenstain, Berenstein, and Berenstine

[–]Churtlenater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what it looks like when snowbirds come to town...

[–]mzeb75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is incredible.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your repost is still a repost.

[–]gandiber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10% funny 30% cool 100% repost Karma whore too

[–]RepineRaven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can see on the veeeeery far right there is another instance, but they just switched sides of the table xD

This image is amazing

[–]SadboyBooHoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In unision: garcon, coffee!

[–]maralieus -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]imakeholesinu -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]gryff_d -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope the waitress gets her colour bonus.

[–]Scoobydoomed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What’s even weirder is they all have (almost) the same haircuts!

[–]yourface1218 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As someone who used to work at a Panera Bread, it's comforting to see someone else understand that all of the elderly white customers that come in are exactly the same.

[–]Knighterrors -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]swamprig -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]SixStringerSoldier -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If dejavu is a glitch in the matrix, would this be an update?

[–]noblehoax -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Black cat black hat.

[–]Deathbymosh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But it's Reality

[–]Deathbymosh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

looks like a discount for aged women

[–]sf-russ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Having the same conversation too. Husband hurt his back shoveling snow. Book club postponed because half of them snow-birded to Arizona.

[–]Sluggerknuckles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Rick and Margie

[–]MrUppity -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Apart from the 4th booth...

[–]takarus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same two people, different choices

[–]edforsyth67 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like my mum, aunt and grandma

[–]WAHI1547 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pizza 1: I’d like to order one large person. With extra people please.

Pizza 2: White people. No no no, Black people. With Hispanic on half.

[–]mrmundee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who'd wants to see a mad scientist use hand made sci fi tools to take out highly trained alien guards, when we can be a family at Shoney's?

[–]peterongnyc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Black Mirror

[–]Refaimufeer -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hope life won't same as