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Posted byalways bean into cawlmedy 1 month ago

Lads, what should I say to convince him to drop that swollen mongoloid?

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Beast of a Dad12 points · 1 month ago

If wear beeing onnist for a minute hare, I would tell him to ask Scooba to stfu ab his teeth and his sore eye assist. It’s stuff that clairly affects Bryan’s self-confidence and the retard won’t leave him alone about it. It was funny the first 83 times, how he’s just saying it to be degrating.

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Best Brain for the Art3 points · 1 month ago

Brantin said he now has a new bit about Brine’s city skyline teeth in his mudur’s rowl comdee routing.

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When he brought that up I’m thinking “way to set itself apart B.” He’s relying (STILL) on callen for his material and in more ways than just callen ghostwriting his shit. What if bill burr had a whole bit about joe Rogan being bald? That’s pretty much like Brantley clowning on callens teeth at this point right? Dude has a crooked grill as much as the next guy. He wants to be his own man so bad and not be looked at as a Rogan or callen project but his new material consists of making fun of his friends teeth and probably skin issues (most likely caused by the stress of having to bite his tongue a hundred times every time a mic is turned on between them.

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What the fuck is an "electrical delivery fee"?

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always bean into cawlmedy Original Poster16 points · 1 month ago

an email.. a fucking email - $13

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Holy shit. Is that a regular thing when you buy tickets to a gig?

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In some form or another. Freakonomics podcast did an episode on it and it’s fucking criminal.

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Wow. I don't know what it is with buying gig tickets . It's such a blatant bullshit charge but they seem to get away with it... Erm, B.

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https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/freakonomics-radio/id354668519?mt=2&i=1000396626400

Good listen if you wanna learn some stuff that will piss you off B.

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Best Brain for the Art3 points · 1 month ago

I read these comments so I feel like I’m good. Also, you gotta be a plumber or something to complain about 13 dollars. Real quick...yyyyyyy’plumber? Kick rocks.

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Oh fur sure gonna watch that podcast B, a hundred percent.

I am actually going to listen to that. Cheers ☺️

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Neggamerdov7 points · 1 month ago

Tell him you have the cure to psoriasis.

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4 points · 1 month ago

And it's about seven inches below ya belly button

Then just peeeeeel, slowly peeel your baby bird out and say "this is for you...."

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the aksidic the aksidic1 point · 1 month ago

And spray his bubblegum worms all over the audience.

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lookin to slam my 1-2 hogoso into a homeless cat1 point · 1 month ago

Then when you're about to b-b-b-bust starting shouting "WHITE WORMS WHITE WOOOOORMS"

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More to the point.... ask him if he’s as pissed as we are at Brindles attitude adjustment, and tell him we still love him.

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Brandon's Eskimo Brother3 points · 1 month ago

Ya need to tell the man that Brondurkinstein is simply not a drawl. He works angles fur shure, but is he really the top of the peak of the mountain side? Nah ma man, he aaaaaaaint. Next, Chin.

Also, fuck that $13 email fee that is fucking criminal.

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Say hey B real quick Y’tarded?

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Tell him the best podcast in years was the one with Chris and Will. Tell him to do that one again. Repeatedly

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this isn't gonna go well lol

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This for Syracuse Funnybone?

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always bean into cawlmedy Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

yeah

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