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523 points · 1 month ago

you can continue

You are crazy, girl.. I'm so in love with you

level 2
Will give you his Platano255 points · 1 month ago

“It’s crazy that I can listen to you talk about anything and not lose interest”

level 3
47 points · 1 month ago

What was I talking about literally 6 seconds ago?

level 4
75 points · 1 month ago

You were asking me what was crazy, obviously

level 5

Dang, you're good

level 4
Will give you his Platano10 points · 1 month ago

See, you were hearing here, but not paying attention. So you say what I said to buy time to recall what she was talking about.

level 2

Or...

"Yeah wow ... anyway lets grab some food whatre you thinking"

The old deflect and distract

level 2

Damn that's crazy, I feel like I keep hearing someone say "damn that's crazy" ... Damn, isn't that crazy?

level 2

“It’s crazy you think you can just sit there and get all passionate about something. You know I love it when you get worked up. Lookin’ all cute and shit”

level 1

I feel bad because I'm pretty talkative and my husband pulls this shit all the time (which is fine I know my truth) but when I catch him he looks so shook. Honestly I need to work on my tangents, but when I'm quiet he's like "why u not talkin" and tries to find me something to rant about. That fool is weird.

level 2
Teddy Graham 🐻119 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

A comment I made earlier. Right, I be like can you get to the point of this story already? All the miscellaneous details is what gets you. They’ll bring up a friend then give you a whole 3 minute biography on the girl so you know who she is, but you really could care less.

Guys are usually very straightforward when we talk and tend to cut or extra details until asked. I want to know what happened but I don’t need a play by play and 16 commercials either.

level 3

Lol yeah definitely I've gotten better at it, I tend to trim the fat and go straight in. Honestly it's only when I've had a frustrating day, but usually when it comes to other discussions we're pretty on par on how we communicate. But yo my husband has definitely moved his hands like "get to the point" lmao that shit kills me.

level 4

I used to do the hand thing to my ex. Did not go well.

level 5
18 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Lol tbh the first time I was "bitch whet?" But (I know this sounds dumb) I started hearing myself and I was like damn I really do be rapping. It's like an annoying co worker after you been at work all day. I get it now.

Edit: what happened tho fam

level 6

I ship you and your husband.

I love it when people are aware of their annoying little quirks and try to be considerate about them and when SOs tolerate or even encourage those little quirks. It's basically like not being able to sleep without your spouse snoring next to you even if you hate the snoring when it's around.

level 7

Haha thank you. I used to hate it and even shrug him to stop snoring until he caught me and flamed the shit out of me for it. Now it's so comforting. The closest thing I can compare us to is jerry and George from Seinfeld, I bitch like George and he's the straight man like jerry.

The important thing is being okay with being called out, I don't take it personally because why would I ya know

level 8

I feel you. I have a bad habit of continuing conversation either from a while back or that I started in my head. An ex used to just stop me and ask for a subject line whenever I asked a seemingly random question or made a comment out of the blue. I got annoyed the first time at being interrupted but then realised it was rather sweet someone knew me well enough to ask and cared enough to go along.

level 9

If you don't mind me asking, why is she an ex now?

level 10

She moved and we couldn't make long distance work.

level 3

DAAAMN. IF THIS ISN'T ACCURATE AF..

level 3
1 point · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

More details than a David Foster Wallace novel. I don't like to share often, and if I do I keep it short and to the point. My girl kills me sometimes with her slow, meandering stories. If I'm in a good mood I can really conversate, but sometimes you gotta hit em with the "wow.....damn.......huh..........well that's good.........true......wow really?......haha yup.........nice"

level 2

My girl is talkative too and I try getting her to rant/talk about something when shes being quiet. Not because I dont like quiet but if she's quiet its usually not a good thing. Its kinda like with kids. If they're being loud in the other room they're fine, if they go quiet...something's up.

If she starts ranting about coworkers or something she might forget why she was pissed in the first place lol

level 3
18 points · 1 month ago

You better not let your girl know you compared her to a little kid.

level 2

It's like when I turn the tv on just so I have background noise while I browse reddit by myself

level 3

I need background noise when I'm doing anything, it's so comforting

level 2

Damn. He doesn't even know what to do when you're not talkin. Conditioned.

level 2
3 points · 1 month ago

Maybe he just liked the sound of your voice :)

level 1

“mannnn, this whole situation is just.....woooooww.”💀💀💀

level 1

“The whole situation.”

level 2

Second wind

level 1
57 points · 1 month ago

“This whole situation— you deserve better baby!”

level 2

And that’s how I found out he conversation was about me...

level 3
11 points · 1 month ago

She do tho. ;)

level 4

Got e... Hey, wait a minute...

level 5
2 points · 1 month ago

Happy cake day btw

level 6

I didn’t even notice, even though I’ve been counting the days. Thank you!

level 1

Lol I do this too, even make sure to go pick up some steamed hams while I’m out

level 2

Skinneeeeeer!!!

level 1

I just say , "all that you were just sayin" and they usually go " yeah I know!"

level 1

This is where you break and say "Sorry I was distracted by (pick craziest thing you can currently see). What did you say?" Super easy when youre driving and shes yammering because someone is always doing something stupid on the road.

level 1

Ffs he could have at least cropped the pic

level 1

Lol, I hope this never happen to me

level 1
👑👑also a Pakistani Queen👸👸2 points · 1 month ago

i zone in and out of conversations like every 2 minutes. this is my default response

level 1

Instead of saying “that’s crazy”, every once in a while say “oh really?” It’s much more versatile

level 1

Oh shit.

level 1

I'm crazy... in love with you

level 1

Delightfully devilish, Seymour

level 1

All of....,. It

level 1

If you move your screen up and down quick while looking at this picture, the black background moves in the picture? Why???

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