I'd hardly call something that's 25 feet long but only weighs 150KG a statue. It's more of an inflatable.
Besides what did we ever do to deserve to be punished like this?
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Pug is suitably impressed.
Jeff goldblum why him
Are you serious? It’s Jeff Goldblum. That’s why.
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