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Ozzy Osbourne mocks Olivia Newton John's scam drink, in front of Olivia Newton John

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9.0k points · 6 months ago

Some of the best burns are the ones the victim doesn't notice.

5.4k points · 6 months ago

"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!"

"Wut he say?"

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269 points · 6 months ago

It was Ozzy Osbourne, it is most likely she didn't hear it

... clearly.... ever. Unless he is singing!

I love Ozzy!

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Oh, she heard.

That was the clearest sentence he’s spoken in decades.

He never stopped having the ability to speak clearly, except during the reality show, because he was put on an anti-psychotic during that. I've been on the same or at least very similar anti-psychotic as the one he was on then and it made me sound drunk even when completely sober. It was a real struggle to get out basic sentences. It was weird, like I had far less control over my lips. People blamed it on the recreational drugs he did when actually it was the medical drugs he was prescribed. I hope it still helped him for whatever it was for, at least. It's not the worst side effect of an anti psychotic that's for sure

I had a friend give me a couple of his anti-psychotic pills one night when I just asked for a sleeping pill. I didn't know until later that that's what he had given me. I had work the next morning and for whatever reason I was having a hard time falling asleep that night.

I woke up the next morning and went downstairs to have breakfast and when I tried to say "good morning" to my parents all that came out was slurred mumbling. I also still felt dizzy and tired. I had to eventually call into work and tell them I couldn't come in that day and try to sleep off the medication. I think I slept through til about 5pm that day. I couldn't believe how much those pills affected me.

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So the less confrontational version of “say that again, I dare ya!”

U WOT M8???

I'LL BASH YE HEAD IN, SWEAR ON ME MUM!

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191 points · 6 months ago

"What a load of good stuff"? "What a load of I love this drink can I get some more"?

Yeah, there's usually only one thing that comes at the end of a Brit saying "What a load of".

It could be 'shite' as well, if it's a Scot.

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Shh bby is ok

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Oh she heard him

Man thank god his wife is there for damage control rofl.

Pretty much her full time job

Sharoooooooon

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4.2k points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

Think this is the first time I‘ve seen Ozzy Osbournes eyes.

Serious question: which one of them is he?

1.4k points · 6 months ago

Pretty boy on the far right

damns drugs is a hell of a drug

Age is also a hell of a drug

Hell is a hell of a drug

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all things considered, Ozzy got off easy when it came to drugs and destroying your appearance

Kieth richards dont count. Hes been dead for 30 years. Its like the touch of grey music video by grateful dead. Hes just a skeleton with strings attached and some old cheap leather draped over it.

I like the quote “Be kind to the Earth. Think about the kind of world we will be leaving for Keith Richards.”

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216 points · 6 months ago

or the 50 years since that picture was taken

279 points · 6 months ago

damn 50 years of drugs is a hell of a drug

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There is absolutely no way I'd recognize him.

266 points · 6 months ago

So "ozzy" tattooed across his knuckles wouldn't have tipped you off?

𝒹𝒶𝓂𝒶𝑔𝑒𝒹

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I think one time will be enough for me

If gollum used botox

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Those guys are psyched stoked to be his band.

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26 points · 6 months ago

wow what a crowd

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He seems so with it in this clip.

Original Poster3.6k points · 6 months ago

i was surprised how coherent he was during the show he just did with his son jack. he might be a little lagging, but he's much better than he seemed back when his family had their own show.

1.6k points · 6 months ago

He also looks younger, somehow.

1.1k points · 6 months ago

Bat heads work, but they have a serious delay in their effects.

"You can do it, Ozzy. Bite his freakin' head off!"

I love that movie, I don't care what anyone says!

I've always identified with it, in the sense that my brother has hit me in the face with a shovel.

Toy Story 3 was amazing, I agree

Toy Story 2 was ok

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489 points · 6 months ago

The clip is from 2009

469 points · 6 months ago

Even so, my memories are from the early 2000s which was probably the last time I saw him (due to the TV show). I looked up pics from 2003 and 2017, still looks younger and definitely healthier. I think he's lost weight and possibly had some tightening done. He's 69, here.

Fun fact about this photo: Sharon is actually laughing.

Sharon can emote?

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244 points · 6 months ago

What a lot of people probably don't realise is, Ozzy has always sounded like that. If you look at early interviews he sounds just the same - it's a combination of the Birmingham accent and that he's always had a stammer.

377 points · 6 months ago

Watch some clips from Meet The Osbournes. He shuffled around like a lobotomy patient and slurred 3 word incoherent sentences.

I’m surprised nobody else here seems to remember when the story broke about how many heavy drugs he had been prescribed, and how he immediately improved when he got off of them.

Yeah I agree. They had to use subtitles when he talked. The guy slurred all his words and could barely form a coherent thought. I remember him shaking really bad and mumbling on that show. I was only like 12 years old when that show was on so I didn't really understand what was wrong with him but when I got older I realized how messed up he was.

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I saw him live once after the Osbournes, likely after he got off the medication, and he was not even close to the same person, had so much energy literally jumping around on stage laughing. Was fantastic.

12 points · 6 months ago

Same. I saw him last fall in Illinois and I was pleasantly surprised how coherent he was and how much energy he had. He still puts on a hell of a show.

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He's * what age?! *

It's a weird feeling hearing that all these icons of metal are senior citizens now. I assumed we'd be grieving Ozzy's early demise, but, like, if Ozzy dies now, can we really say it was the drugs?

I think I've heard that past was a bit of a medical wonder. His body actually processes and metabolizes hard drugs differently and more effectively than the average person. If I'm not mistaken, he's actually been the subject of several studies trying to figure out how his body does it. Super interesting guy, even if I cant understand half of his spoken word

its wild to think that what he did to himself with drugs would have easily killed the regular joe. beyond not dying, hes still alive at nearly 70 years old and more coherent than ive ever heard him.

time blur memeories, but i remember a clip of the ozzy show where he was asking two officers if he could have a fire on the beach. pretty sure it took a few attempts before the cops had any idea what he was saying. long live the oz-man

time blur memeories

While drugs make time disappear. I lost years of my life when I spent everyday like that. Crazy that half my life is only a memory in my girlfriend's mind. She has to tell me things if we are reminiscing about the past

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15 points · 6 months ago

“At the end of the world, there will be roaches, Ozzy, and Keith Richards.”

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The theory is that him and Steve Tyler from Aerosmith actually have some rare Neanderthal DNA that has allowed them to push their bodies so hard in terms of drug abuse.

Yea, Keith Richards also

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24 points · 6 months ago

Looks like he's sucking the life force from Geddy Lee

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Ozzy had a facelift at some point after his reality show ended I believe. It's probably that.

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33 points · 6 months ago

You're from 2009!

14 points · 6 months ago

This is accurate, I'll allow it.

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It was the berries

100 points · 6 months ago

Sobriety, I think

I think that's the actual reason why he asked if there's alcohol in it, because (during that time) he probably can't drink it if there is.

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70 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

Levelling up. British rockstars hit a ceiling and stay there

Ozzy looks different here somehow

No wig

Acting.

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The English live forever.

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He's had Botox and fillers like Sharon has. It really does wonders.

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Apparently one of his medications was actually having a bad side effect causing the slurred speech and it went undiagnosed for years.

Was it bourbon?

i think it was the combination of ants and urine.

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Fentanyl, actually. Apparently he was single-handedly trying to end America's drug epidemic.

He's the hero we don't deserve.

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I was under the impression that it was more like twenty of his medications were having bad side effects.

And he didn't need to be on them anyway. He was just going to Hollywood doctors who were like "oh hey a rock star, I'll just prescribe him all the uppers, downers, laughers, screamers, howlers, stunners, zoomers, boomers, and deelyboppers". Several of them.

Hey now, let’s not blame the deelyboppers.

My mom died of a deelybopper overdose before I was born, and she's not the only victim of the deelioid epidemic, so I think a little blame is warranted.

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speaks a language only understood by his wife

sings crystal clear at the age of 69

Not sure if he still does Ozz fest but my dad was a gopher a venue they would play at on that tour. Every year he’d pass by Ozzys dressing room and hear him with his vocal coach warming up. Scales, intervals, the works. He’s a true professional and keeps his product in tact.

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239 points · 6 months ago

A lot of the “he doesn’t look quite right” thing with Ozzy is actually that he badly hurt his neck in a quad bike accident, many years after he was sober and drug-free.

So he has that kind of stiff gaze because he’s lost a lot of movement from his neck.

David Bowie was known to do an extreme amount of drugs at one stage of his career and he was razor sharp right up until his death.

David Bowie was known to do an extreme amount of drugs at one stage of his career and he was razor sharp right up until his death.

Bowie quit everything at one point though and sobered up. Once even stating that one glass of wine would kill him and send him on a bender.

94 points · 6 months ago

Bowie stated many times that his memory of much of the seventies was completely gone due to drug abuse. Not as some sort of funny remark about how much partying and drugs he did, but to warn people that drugs fucked him up badly.

Which is not to say it negatively influenced his mental faculties apart from memory loss, but he did damage his brain badly because of drugs.

I saw him in 2004 on the Reality tour, and in the middle of performing "Fame" he had to stop and have someone bring out sheet music because he couldn't remember the lyrics.

To "Fame." One of his few #1 hits in America and among the most famous of his songs in general.

He was very apologetic about it, and kept up a charming patter with the audience to fill the time.

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150 points · 6 months ago

His old Doctor was disbarred for malpractice. He prescribed Ozzy A LOT of unnecessary medication. He’s been off it for a while and he’s stopped shaking and stuttering.

His old doctor practiced law too?

I think he meant disembowled

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I saw Black Sabbath in San Antonio at the end of 2016. It was actually really good and surprisingly coherent. Great concert

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55 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

The show was enormously exaggerated. Did you see the last episode where he picked up dog shit from the floor in their house and it was fake? The show was just that, fake. He's nowhere near as retarded as he made himself to be in the show.

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Word is he was on a heavy blend of anti-psychotic medication and tranquilizers for awhile there, which played a big part in the mumbling zombie phase he had. He's been much more clear and coherent lately. Really glad to see he's doing better, I didn't want The Prince of Darkness to go out like that.

He showed up at a pop-up at the radio station by my house right before Ozfest. He came on stage, said thanks for coming, then just stood there for two more minutes before leaving. I don't know if it was him, or if he was expecting someone to tell him what to say or what.

He was just deciding if he should unleash his darkness

He did that at the Alamo and they banned him

He did that at the Alamo and they banned him

When you've been drinking, you have to unleash the darkness often and urgently.

26 points · 6 months ago

When ya gotta piss, but you're so drunk your mind is so shot that literally all you can remember is the Alamo

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I did security at one of concerts like two years ago, dude looked decrepit. You know what he wanted for snacks in his dressing room? Limes and milk.

341 points · 6 months ago

limes and milk sounds like it could have been for his voice

oh yeah this sounds much more normal in a tea context

Milk is something thing singers avoid for their voice. It makes you phlegmy and coats your vocal cords. The tea suggestion makes a lot more sense.

I thought the same thing, I can never record stuff when I've had milk it sounds terrible - but I dunno I'm not ozzy osborne

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lol it was probably for his throat. I've known singers who care about their voice that drink milk over soda. He does a pretty extensive vocal warm up before he sings. You wouldn't think a guy like ozzy would take so much care of his own body part, but

His voice has this certain strain to it, I'm sure it probably does kinda need at least a bit of soothing and warm up to make sure he can at least get it done right.

He may abuse the rest of his body, but gotta take care of the moneymaker

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Sounds like he's making paneer in his dressing room. Such a rockstar.

54 points · 6 months ago

Close to a David Bowie diet, milk and peppers, but that's all he ate for a few years there. Something to do with a long-spanning satanic ritual he was conducting.

129 points · 6 months ago

Pretty sure cocaine was a significant part of that diet too

62 points · 6 months ago

and cigarettes if we want to fill out his full food pyramid

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If I recall correctly, David Bowie said he consumed milk, peppers, and cocaine exclusively throughout his Thin White Duke era.

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That's a married couple if I ever saw one

184 points · 6 months ago

Except for the fact that they almost divorced because Ozzy cheated on her with six different women.

That's a married couple if I ever saw one.

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At different times or all at once? If it’s all at once, that’s more like cheating one time.

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289 points · 6 months ago

My favourite part of this show was that Ozzy kept asking Sharon to ask Graham if he could go to the loo.

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Original Poster980 points · 6 months ago

2009, so a few years after the show ended. he's more coherent now than he was when that show was on air. he seemed good during the recent series he did with jack.

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Original Poster414 points · 6 months ago

possibly, but i think it was more likely that he was just messed up on medications, booze, and drugs. i doubt he'd have been that good of an actor!

plus theyre filming him 24/7 for months at a time, and they cut that down to an hour

423 points · 6 months ago

Yeah you'd be amazed how much you can do with editing.

Just watch this. https://youtu.be/BBwepkVurCI

85 points · 6 months ago

That was fantastic

116 points · 6 months ago

I remember that video from ages ago, I didn't even know back then but that's the guy who made Black Mirror.

Damn, you're right, that's where I know his name from. Don't know when this was made, but if it's before BM, I can see he's interested in technology and media's effects in a way that probably influenced BM.

Try watching his Weekly Wipe series. Its sort of like this, but without the technology. Totally worth watching if you like Black Mirror

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I told my family once that if a camera crew filmed us for two weeks and edited it down to the stupidest 42 minutes (TV hour minus ads and credits), we’d look like a bunch of turds too.

Or the most desired family ever on the small screen.

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He reason he was so incoherent on the Osbournes is because for the majority of the time, he was high.

He's been sober for a while now and it shows

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81 points · 6 months ago

Old enough that Graham Norton doesn't have his beautiful rugged beard

He was on enough drugs to knock out an entire battalion of marines when they were taping that show. He's sober now.

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Ozzy just verbalized what Graham had in his mind all along

"Don't know" was Graham's response when she asked him what Ozzy said.

46 points · 6 months ago

That's because Graham likes to keep his job.

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Ozzy saying "well actually" is the highlight of my week.

Mine was actually Sharon's perfect comedic timing on the hushed "it's fabulous".

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If your drink can brighten up the prince of darkness, you've really got something there.

521 points · 6 months ago

Holy shit I've never seen Ozzy not looking and sounding like he's half in a coma. This is amazing.

440 points · 6 months ago

the drink really works

Bollocks

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83 points · 6 months ago

i knew something was off when i understood everything he said

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Love Ozzy

Is it just me or did he somehow reverse age over the past 15 years? I remember watching The Osbournes in the early 2000s and thinking he was an old man on the verge of death.

280 points · 6 months ago

He's sober now

Is that Morse code?

Man, that is the funniest thing

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In his book the doctors make a point to say that they have no idea how he's alive. The drugs should have killed him in the 70s

I think I read something a few years ago online that described how a bunch of scientists took ozzys dna and mapped out his entire genome and discovered that he is pretty much perfectly designed for drug and alcohol intake. Fuckin crazy.

What a bunch of bollocks

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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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He's definitely lost weight etc

Original Poster41 points · 6 months ago

there's an episode of world detour where he drinks too much coffee and then gets on an elliptical. guy went crazy on that thing. he's definitely in better shape now.

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It's got lots of Vitamin C - but I've never slammed a few glasses of orange juice & thought "Wow! I'm Alive!"

Camu camu is chock full of vitamin C: 60 times more per serving than an orange! A teaspoon of camu camu powder has 1180 per cent of your recommended daily intake for vitamin C, which is important for gum health, among other functions in our body.

725 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

Problem with vitamin C is though that your body cannot store it. So everything that isn't immediately used gets flushed out via the kidneys. Goes for many other vitamins too. That's why most vitamin supplements' main etfect on your body is making it produce really expensive urine.

203 points · 6 months ago

Well, generally speaking vitamins B and C get flushed out like that as they are water soluble. While it is very hard to overdose on them because of this, it has been recorded before so mega-doses of either B+C probably still aren't great ideas, regardless of the fact that a diminished amount spends any real time in the body.

Other vitamins like A and D are only fat soluble and can much more readily cause problems, precisely because they are much more difficult to remove from the body. The more you know!

79 points · 6 months ago

Yeah polar bear liver being a prime example of why you shouldn't fuck with vitamins.

Though for some people vit D supplements might not be a bad idea. When I work a bad shift in winter I don't really see the sun for days or weeks.

Too much vitamin A in polar bear liver or something?

123 points · 6 months ago

Yeah enough to kill a person, apparently.

Though they're also inside polar bears that also kill persons, so I guess it makes sense that way.

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They eat seals which are also full of vitamin A.

That's Heidi Klums secret too

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When I had my very first ever blood tests done my doctor just said to me "everything is perfect... except for Vitamin D".

So now I take Vitamin D supplements.

70 points · 6 months ago

I think your Dr was hitting on you.

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20 points · 6 months ago

This has even more vitamin C! One teaspoon has 4500 percent of your recommended daily intake! Suck it camu camu!

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79 points · 6 months ago · edited 6 months ago

"Juice with magical berries from the Amazon will detox your body and make you super human!"

All aboard the Crazy Train!

I’m honestly amazed they even allowed it on a BBC show, it’s in direct violation of the Royal charter.

We pay the license fee, in exchange they run no ads, if they are talking about a product like this they’re supposed to present the counter argument e.g that the science is shoddy at best.

But this was pure shilling, the only reason it passes is because Ozzy calls her out on her bullshit and that was by accident.

If the segment had gone as plan they’d all be talking about how amazing the juice is, they wouldn’t tell you how to buy it (against the rules) but they’d leave enough context clues so you can figure it out.

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Thank you Ozzy....this is the kind of response we need to have to a lot of shit these days. He took the lead, let’s all follow suit...

Bollocks....

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27 points · 6 months ago

One does not simply brighten the Prince of Darkness's day.

I love Ozzy, the man doesn't give a shit

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Ozzy slammed that scam drink. Its like watching a pro. Actually, i am watching a pro.

648 points · 6 months ago

So happy to see Graham Norton all over the front page. His show is hands down my favorite talk show on television.

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40 points · 6 months ago

I did not know going into this how much I needed to see Ozzy still being a no-fucks-given smartass rockstar again.

251 points · 6 months ago

I love his wife's reaction.

Lol, Sharon here looked like she didn't have to deal with Ozzy's shenanigans on a daily basis

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I love that he loves how the crowd loves his line.

This sentence is giving me a headache :-/

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19 points · 6 months ago

I love that you love that he loves how the crowd loves his line.

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I love how everyone else is just taking dainty little sips, and then he just gives zero fucks, downs it in one go and asks for more.

What the actual fuck can this do to him that anything else didn't

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I enjoy Ozzy & Jack's World Detour (forgot what channel it is on). Never saw the Osbourne's MTV reality show back in the day but World Detour is very enjoyable, done 2 seasons so far.

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That could've been a lot worse. Good thing she didn't get physical.

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Makes me want to re-watch The Osbournes. I don't watch reality TV but that show was amazing.

Original Poster77 points · 6 months ago

you should watch his show with jack if you haven't!

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The most stupid jokes on Reddit make me laugh the most.

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I can't look at Ozzy with out his glasses and not think that it's really Mike Myers (of Wayne's world , SNL or Austin Powers fame).

Or Halloween, he was great in those.

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I fucking love Ozzy

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