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[–]Lemon_Kiss 3206 points3207 points  (98 children)

My friends cat did this. He and the dog worked together. The cat would get on top of the fridge, knock the bread down and then the dog would rip it apart and they would both eat bread. Little shits.

[–]Smoddo 940 points941 points  (75 children)

That's a pretty mad cat eating bread, my cats would turn their nose up at sausages that aren't pure pork, 'ewww leek? Wtf is this shit'

[–]pinkheartpiper 331 points332 points  (38 children)

My cat also LOVES bread, specially when it's fresh and warm.

[–]PM_me_spare_change 274 points275 points  (19 children)

Imagine not loving fresh, warm bread?

[–]zhaoz 259 points260 points  (16 children)

Celiacs cry every time.

[–]tokomini 115 points116 points  (10 children)

Hey now, you can make bread without gluten! Shitty, tasteless bread out there for all the celiacs to enjoy.

[–]paisley53 53 points54 points  (7 children)

And all the fake gluten free peeps who think it’ll help them lose weight

[–]LeQiz 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Well, there is some truth to that if you a) eat a lot of gluten-based carbs, and b) don't replace them with other carbs.

[–]lickedTators 34 points35 points  (4 children)

I replace all my gluten foods with rocks. I've lost tons of weight and don't even need to chew my food before swallowing anymore.

[–]Jibalin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I do a similar thing but I replaced all my food with The Rock, and I used to chew before swallowing but he asked me to stop because it hurt his Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

[–]baconstreet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many stones do you weigh?

[–]shipmate87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't the rocks stay in your stomach and make you heavier?

[–]delitomatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you eat less calories than you need and have a magic stone and chant the prayers to the Skinny gods and twirl around twice every hour and put it up on your wish board it'll definitely work

[–]krumble1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can even make it warm

[–]seishi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd rather cry while shitting my soul out and still eat dat yeast.

[–]PhilosoR4PT0R 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No I refuse to believe such a monster exists

[–]niamhish 32 points33 points  (2 children)

My cat loves pizza. When she was a kitten she stole a slice nearly as big as herself.

[–]Swayze_Train 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cat didn't care about anything but beef jerky when he was younger, but now that he's an old man he wants everything. He tried to take a donut from me the other day.

[–]illogikat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine too! She once pulled a small pizza off the stove. She still loves cheese and tomato sauce in any form.

[–]danger_nooble 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Oh. My cat just likes to lick oil out of the pan....

Not poultry, not fish, not dairy. Used oil.

[–]IEnjoyFancyHats 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Apparently all they can taste is protein and fat, so that actually makes a lot of sense

[–]jkbutts85 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I feel like my cat may be a mutant. His two favorite things are sweetened yogurt (won’t eat plain) and milk, but only after it has had cereal in it. We usually have Honey Nut Cheerios. I swear he tastes and loves sweetness.

[–]poisonousautumn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dogs actually evolved the ability to taste and digest carbs (it sets them apart from wolves). Maybe cats are starting the process...one mutant at a time. (btw some of my cats love bread too)

[–]putintrollbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats need oil changes every 5000 miles

[–]HavenIess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cat loves popcorn, as soon as she hears the microwave going, she comes running.

[–]LushMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. But my cat had a particular fondness for the day-old Jimmy John bread. He trained us that the only safe place for bread was in the fridge.

[–]pepcorn 34 points35 points  (6 children)

cats are allergic to onions (it can kill them), so maybe that's why they dislike leek 😊

[–]teirin 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Yep, onions and garlic are toxic to cats!

[–]eneka 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Onions are toxic to dogs too!

[–]CROSBoWZ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My cat eats anything, but only if it came off of a human's plate. Put a tomato in his bowl? Nope. He steals a tomato off my plate? Completely devours it.

[–]kurtisiseminger 11 points12 points  (4 children)

My cat loves lettuce and broccoli and other greens....she’s weird

[–]Mizzick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat was feeding off of it's humans misery

[–]ImportantError 2 points3 points  (0 children)

probably related to in-bread cats!

/r/inbreadcats

[–]Northblooded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if he actually eats it but I can’t leave things like hamburger buns out cause the nerd will just chew on them through the bag.

[–]YouNeedAnne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats often hate onions, so I can see why leeks could be offputting.

[–]DrasticGoDown 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Do we understand how these animals from different species are communicating together to steal our food, and should we be worried about the impeding pet revolution?

[–]Monstiemama 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t think anybody gets that and they should!

[–]Tookmyprawns 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Top of the fridge is the worst place to store bread. Warms the bread up creating a vapor and condensation in the bag that allows mold within days.

[–]VikingIV 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Bread box on the counter, it is!

[–]redditatemyhamster 19 points20 points  (3 children)

my cat’s addicted to cheese, brocolli, face cream, porridge and corn. cheese is his crack. open the cheese door in the fridge he will be at your feet. he will hear it from outside. from the far corner of the garden. he will meow for some like a person addicted to crack. hilarious.

[–]sunlovecats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've seen a lot of shit and known crackheads but I have not seen anyone meowing for crack. although I agree with you that must be pretty funny.

[–]savvyblackbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a cat that could hear when someone flipped the pull tab on a can of Starkist tuna from across the house when he was sleeping under the bed. When we made tuna fish salad, we'd pour the liquid onto his food.

[–]Cat3TRD 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was gonna tell this same story. Our cat used to throw the bread off the fridge to the dogs.

[–]aedhoc23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I upvoted because of the last sentence.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they say cats and dogs don't get along.

[–]Monstiemama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dog plants her ass beneath the table fat kitty’s bowl is on and waits for kibbles to drop, then barks and chases said cat. She doesn’t understand the perks of a give and take relationship.

[–]TheRealUnfortunate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is so funny!!!

[–]Boumbap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are co-dependent ! RUN !!

[–]HiredMind 2272 points2273 points  (28 children)

That's a cat feeding his army.

[–]digadiga 1269 points1270 points  (19 children)

Step 1. Gain the dogz trust.

Step 2. ???

Step 3. World domination.

[–]SignusX1 134 points135 points  (13 children)

Step two is, collect underpants.

[–]phicorleone 34 points35 points  (9 children)

No no no that’s fase 1. Fase 3 is profit!

[–]canttaketheshyfromme 22 points23 points  (7 children)

*phase

[–]phicorleone 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Ah yes thanks! Dutchie so force of habit!

[–]canttaketheshyfromme 18 points19 points  (3 children)

No problem, English is weird.

[–]_coast_of_maine 2 points3 points  (2 children)

English is too weird to be considered the logical of the two.

[–]Billabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*phorse

jk

[–]kjteoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chaotic Good.

[–]ai_fill_konkor_it 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Step 3. World domination. Step 3. Sell as Lake Front Property

[–]lurking_digger 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Catermasters supply the troops

[–]runaway_in_japanese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now you know who is the boss

[–]Chris-TT 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well... If you look carefully the cat has a Hitler tash

[–]HiredMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he dyed the rest of the black fur brown as a disguise. Diabolical!

[–]GGZP 555 points556 points  (8 children)

Now the cat found a bargaining chip

[–]Humphking 100 points101 points  (2 children)

Meomammu, I've come for biscuits.

[–]BaphometsTits 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He’s from the Dank Dimension

[–]MrGMinor 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Bargaining biscuit.

[–]daimpostr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bargaining cookie

[–]CaffeineSippingMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Barkagain chip.

[–]zedemer 630 points631 points  (6 children)

"good, good! Now they shall fight to the death for that one treat" - cat, probably

[–]Kmantheoriginal 156 points157 points  (1 child)

"Are you not entertained"

[–]sir_ramen 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Today I shall throw bread at the starving peasants, and they shall fight over it for my own amusement.

[–]Ausemere 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So cats are like current gamedevs getting into the battle royale hype.

[–]Admiral_Penfire 716 points717 points  (4 children)

I just love it when cats act as an evil overlord which they truly are.

[–]jdmcatz 155 points156 points  (0 children)

"One treat for 5 dogs. I AM THEIR MASTER NOW!"

[–]Arcidamus 43 points44 points  (0 children)

“Now, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of potential for.....aggressive expansion...”

[–]DirtyMarTeeny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is 100% the shit my cat does. If the dogs ever anywhere without the cat? A perfect angel. Leave them together and I come home to everything off the counter and destroyed by doggy teeth

[–]LeglessLegolas_ 101 points102 points  (2 children)

The one laying on the ground that misses all the action because he's fascinated by sticking his nose under the cabinets lol.

[–]ZlatanNoseBest 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah I noticed that too. I'd say a treat fell under there..

[–]lollies 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Their strategy was solid. If the treat bounced under the cabinets, guess who would be there first to eat it? #siblingstrategies

[–]Kindulas 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I have... power over these

[–]rootvegetable2 126 points127 points  (7 children)

White pup was boxed out and still got the treat!

[–]daskrip 80 points81 points  (5 children)

He was the smart one. Look at how he got into position before the others.

[–]alex_moose 87 points88 points  (4 children)

I think that's the adult - probably Mom. Much more experience snapping up treats.

[–]Soup-Wizard 33 points34 points  (3 children)

She’s like, “Let mommy take care of that for ya”

[–]JohnnyLavender 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Gotta make sure it isn't poisonous.

[–]Ivantovin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just like my mom with birthday cake

[–]kryonik 169 points170 points  (40 children)

What the fuck is that thing on the wall? A futuristic microwave?

[–]Im_Cyber_Assassin 192 points193 points  (21 children)

iT iS a tV. dOnT yOu hAve iT iN yOuR CoUnTrY?

[–]Corydoran 76 points77 points  (7 children)

That's an odd angle, though, unless it's purely for watching during a quick meal at the table.

Or maybe to follow along with a cooking show.

[–]ak47genesis 101 points102 points  (6 children)

It’s clearly aimed at the floor for the dogs...

[–]kryonik 13 points14 points  (11 children)

Your TVs have floral patterns painted (or etched) onto them?

[–]SombraHaxMyPlanet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol i thought it was a vets office at first so i assumes it was an X-ray display but now I’m not so sure

[–]smurfstryker 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Please answer this, I MUST KNOW!!!!

[–]mykidswontshutup 6 points7 points  (4 children)

What the fuck is that thing on the wall? A weird TV?

[–]kryonik 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It's got a weird floral pattern on its face so I don't think it's a TV.

[–]mfdanger33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plus the ratio is just square

[–]n0x_hav0c 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Could be an exhaust hood.

[–]kryonik 9 points10 points  (1 child)

For what? There's no stove or oven there.

[–]vagabonne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like an exhaust hood to me, too. Overall the kitchen looks like it’s probably in Asia (floor fridge, slick colorful cabinets, stark white walls and floors, those windows, and floral designs), and I’ve seen some weird exhaust hood designs there. Plus a lot of places don’t have the stove built in, they expect you to buy your own gas or electric burners.

[–]Loki_d20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a storage drawer, pull handle on the top. Definitely not normal but maybe something from the 60s?

[–]mbd496 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That dog that got the treat knew EXACTLY where it was going to land - those two have been playing together for years. Stockton/Malone camaraderie right there

[–]FancyJesse 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I AM A GENEROUS GOD

[–]Unlawful02 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Animals doing what they love

Cat- Pushing stuff off edges Dogs- eating treat

[–]KittensKickAss 92 points93 points  (6 children)

I think the cat is just being a cat and obeying its instinct to knock things off of other things. The dogs are incidental.

[–]joethesaint 34 points35 points  (1 child)

It took the thing out of the bag though. Then went in for another one.

[–]Varonth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cat's thought was probably:

"This is much less enjoyable than when the humans are around. Those dogs don't even seem the slightest bit annoyed."

[–]sweetcuppingcakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. He even knocks it the opposite direction first.

Also, semi-relevant username

[–]ohmy1027 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. The cat is just knocking shit off of the counter and the dogs are reaping the reward.

[–]AmyLouiseLOL 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My cat is dumb as hell and will throw food off surfaces like that and then jump down and eat it off the floor. 99% sure she ain't trying to feed those huskies. When she drops it she looks like "..oh"

[–]SSJStarwind16 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Love the tease at the start

[–]SuedeVeil 14 points15 points  (0 children)

helping? more like seeing if the dogs will fight to the death over one tiny morsel and then she can reign supreme

[–]lordmhoram 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Subjects. Helping his subjects, like a benevolent ruler.

[–]A_Binary_Number 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Subjects. Helping his subjects, like a benevolent ruler.

Minions. Feeding his minions, like an evil ruler.

FTFY

[–]ADadFather 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how the cat first moves the food AWAY from the edge

[–]headbutt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The dog that got the treat calmly moved when it knew the treat would fall

[–]rissy97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was watching that too, thought that dog read the cat like a book

[–]hax34123 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Cat avoids being ripped to shreds using new biscuit currency

[–]ivorjawa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

biscoin.

[–]grasshoppa80 3 points4 points  (0 children)

man are cats smart and sneaky.. only thing my dog can do is "derp" and be hyper

[–]Valac_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this not a common thing amongst people who own dogs and cats?

Like I used to put my Jerky up on the counter but nah the cat gets up there knocks it down dog rips up the bag and I wake up to not having Jerky and smelly dog farts.

[–]whoami4546 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love posts like this!

[–]Car_the_boat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to give a cat a god complex

[–]Cabal_Droppod_kill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat the first, Ruler of wolves. First of his name.

[–]m11531 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else wish vids like these were longer so you know if every dog got one?

[–]weezerfan9591 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's good to have friends in high places

[–]-ordinary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I am your master now”

[–]______DEADPOOL______ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cat be like: "I AM A GENEROUS GOD"

[–]LushMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know those bridges where you can buy a handful of fish food? And then you drop one little piece in and the fish SWARM. This feels like the cat is feeding the fish.

[–]A_Very_Fat_Elf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat is toying with them

[–]ShittyGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I AM A GENEROUS GOD

[–]Ken_Piffy_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certified street cat. Respect ✊

[–]Deacon75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess Cats rule, dogs drool. Damn.

[–]Huskyparent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I need a house full of huskies! Lol

[–]hotcheetosfries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat: Here, take this peasant

[–]Maddison_Mavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many reasons to smile

[–]OwenSimpkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat: “peasants”

[–]b00tysk00ty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doggos: umm... we're not allowed up there... Car: Does it look like i give a shit?

[–]ItsBriere75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's Maggie Simpson distributing the forbidden pacifiers at the daycare center!

[–]kb_klash 1 point2 points  (1 child)

With huskies that could have ended in a bloodbath.

[–]ImFlawlessss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that were my husky he would’ve eaten that cat... twice

[–]JesusGreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the big dog planned that out. All the little guys were so focused on the treat itself and on each other, meanwhile the big guy is just like: Okay, where's it gonna land. Probably about there.. and strolls over and takes it before any of them had a chance.

[–]mashedpotatriarchies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah that cat is just being a cat and pushing shit off of high surfaces

[–]dundemado_sodilas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stalin feeding the leningrad surviors with great amount of food -1943 soviet onion

[–]iamsheena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Combining the cat's favourite thing (knocking stuff off the counter) with the dogs' (food).

[–]hanpang 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I like that the biggest doggo gets the spoils.

[–]saltysnatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that doggie was on the ball. knew exactly where it was going to land and yoinked it with such executive precision.

[–]keeber69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cat using its powers of knocking things off counters for good!? Its not the pussy we deserve, it the pussy we need

[–]Arkanis106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There's something up here that I can knock onto the floor... but doing so will benefit a bunch of dogs. Decisions, decisions..."

[–]Pikalika 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a merciful god

cat

[–]Dlsagreed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Catto is now God. Respected by all dogs

[–]hot4you11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong. Cat is feeding the predators so they leave her alone to do cat things

[–]valsantalla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cutest thing ever!!!! I'm not a cat person but they are definitely skillful!!!

[–]omeganman81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone doing what they love

[–]wellmacsgay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five huskies? Must be so much drama!

[–]mizzousoccer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are those all huskies or are some of them Alaskan malamutes?

[–]abefantasticsmactisc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that look right at the end before the loop: "Let's see what else is in here."

[–]meesterdg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a perfect scenario. Cat gets to knock things down, and the dogs get food.

[–]RedditorianCitizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog, a cavalier king charles spaniel, did this, helping out her labrador friend. It was new years eve, turkey dinner. This wasn't the american kind where we had the whole freaking bird on the table, we had brought the meat we thought we'd eat to the table, the rest was in the kitchen.

Upon entering the kitchen, however, we discovered that the lab had pushed a chair to the kitchen counter (we assume it was the lab, as the chair was a bit heavy for a cavalier), our cavalier had then climbed up the chair to the counter and gorged herself on turkey whilst shovelling heaps down to the lab.

Bad doggos. But smart doggos are good doggos, so evens out.

[–]_BaRk_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many huskers

[–]SooSpooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can imagine them peer pressuring a cat into doing it, "Go on Rupert, don't be a pussy!" Pun intendes

[–]krazykrash96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I am ur god now”

[–]artisticano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big guy knows what he’s doing

[–]free_will_is_arson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so magnanimous. a bird will pick up a piece and drop it over the side, a cat still gingerly baps it around and nonchalantly knocks it over the side for the peasants to eat, if they so choose, who thinks on what goes on in a peasants mind.

[–]raconteur2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at how smart the big dog is. He was in the back and right before it falls he moved to a more prime spot to catch the treat, then snuck it away from the closer dogs last second

[–]YahBoyMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww I wannabes steal all the them

[–]tiy24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Yes bow down before your new master. Clean up after I knock shit off the counter.”

[–]SquarebobSpongepant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dance peasant! Dance!" -That cat probably

[–]pinkpanther171819 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strange! The cat is helping its dog friend🖖🖖

[–]JerkinJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here peasants eat this

[–]RendiaX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cat we had back when I was in middle school, Mittens, would do this. Though, it was done to keep the dog quiet while he got into food or whatever himself. The dog would bark any time he was on the counter, so the cat started bribing the dog.

[–]missedcall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That older husky has got this game all figured out.

[–]cisxuzuul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dance puppets, dance

[–]kvoss17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat : "I am a generous god"

[–]jednval73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet that house smells like flowers and in no way like dog and cat shit.

[–]Dystorted0ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how he keeps the peace when outnumbered 1-5.

[–]w00fy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats enjoy power

[–]PaddletheCosmos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great

[–]LittleRedLamps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Do not become addicted to water, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence."
-Immortan Joe Tom

[–]just1guy93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a pack of sharks surrounding a fisherman with fishbait

[–]kgladfelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snacks for everyone!

[–]Funhammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The others want one now!

[–]VAPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat gets to knock things off counter, dogs get to eat treats, everybody wins!

[–]bigolfishey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha the cat bats in away from them first as a tease. Cute.

[–]TristanZH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the one just laying on the ground.

[–]NycAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now bow to me motherfuckers!

[–]Dekla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend helping friends

[–]KralHeroin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat: "heh yesss, have a treat you feeble minds"

[–]gymleadersilver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how it's only a single treat so the dogs now know who's in charge.

[–]HeartofyourDimentia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how the older looking dog backs off and knows where to look gaining him the treat

[–]dmk003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog looking under the cabinets has no clue what is going down

[–]Gmm713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cats do this with the dogs. I have to hide everything!