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_____ was the worst disaster ever happened to humanity

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2.9k points · 4 months ago

goodbye

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328 points · 4 months ago
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He wishes he could have that much of an impact

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Plot twist, it's a lower case L

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“Was” meaning no longer is and there’s an even greater disaster.

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That, or the humanity is no longer

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The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History

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I was expecting Reddit or r/askouija as the answer

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It's never too late to follow your dreams

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505 points · 4 months ago

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True

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If big

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Huuuuuuuge

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14 points · 4 months ago

If factual

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Goodbye

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It was a mistake

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I can read all 27 of these on mobile now.

It's... sniff ...so beautiful :')

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Okay Cookie Monster

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I was going for humanity but thats even better

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Exactly the same here lmao

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leans into mic Wrong

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/r/askouija:

Fake news.

Sad!

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15 points · 4 months ago

Could've taken a bad turn there after this p...

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