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[–]Ryan_201 813 points814 points  (71 children)

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[–]AdolfTitless 795 points796 points  (64 children)

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[–]kwugfighter 796 points797 points  (63 children)

X

[–]SgtBlaze 1346 points1347 points  (61 children)

Goodbye

[–]NOT_A_NICE_PENGUIN 819 points820 points  (45 children)

Ha, jokes on you! I don’t have sex!

[–]kwugfighter 364 points365 points  (20 children)

[–]FriedFreedoms 96 points97 points  (19 children)

Me too thanks

[–]Kolya_Daemon 53 points54 points  (18 children)

y-you too

[–]ornulv123 30 points31 points  (17 children)

Me 3 thanks.

[–]WW508 36 points37 points  (12 children)

Is... Is no one going to address that spelling error in the title?

[–]S_K_01 21 points22 points  (18 children)

What's sex?

[–]Toxic_Pixel 21 points22 points  (8 children)

Gender?

[–]mcpat21 15 points16 points  (2 children)

On the forms I just put "really good"

[–]Toxic_Pixel 13 points14 points  (1 child)

"Boy or girl?"

"I'm really good thx."

[–]mcpat21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sex: Boy or Girl

Me: Really good

[–]otakushinjikun 9 points10 points  (3 children)

What's a computer?

[–]S_K_01 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What's life?

[–]Taffythecat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s what’s?

[–]spiritualasf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get on your knees, open up your mouth and let me show you

[–]xNepenthe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you could try and be a Nice penguin...

[–]reset_switch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Just business as usual

[–]NotSoFastJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a genuine note, I wonder what percentage of redditors have frequent sex

[–]I-Really-Want-Death 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Why did just this get guilded? Why not the other letters too?

[–]TalisFletcher 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's like the least amount of work involved in the whole process.

[–]TangibleLight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because "Goodbye" always gets the most reward. Sometimes people will gild the whole word, but usually it's just goodbye.

[–]NukeML 7 points8 points  (1 child)

ah fuck, too late for the flair

[–]Crash_Pandacoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I demand a recount!

[–]Onthhunt007 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I guess my wife must be a spirit now

[–]Aldzar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With finals and semester projects coming up. This is too true

[–]TehMadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have gone with "spelling".

[–]loweffortmetajoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing to worry about here

[–]w_3_3_d 229 points230 points  (33 children)

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[–]Maximuman 214 points215 points  (32 children)

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[–]sh00B9 203 points204 points  (31 children)

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[–]PrsnlDefenseWeapon 210 points211 points  (30 children)

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[–]mr_narwhalz 267 points268 points  (29 children)

goodbye

[–]Zenjion 113 points114 points  (14 children)

ZA WARUDO

[–]thewickedpickle 127 points128 points  (8 children)

[–]AntisocialHalfElf 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Is that a jojo reference?

[–]Toxicleader82 34 points35 points  (6 children)

What the fuck is that

[–]le_coolestguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MUDA intensifies

[–]SmanDaMan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oof, I was about to make the same joke.

[–]FruitzPunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jojoke.

FTFY

[–]Dasnap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 second has passed.

[–]PewPewMcDoo 47 points48 points  (5 children)

[–]Advos_467 13 points14 points  (2 children)

should we switch back to using Liquid Time™?

[–]StuntHacks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For now time is frozen so L I Q U I D T I M E won't work.

[–]TheAwesomeMutant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only if you ride T H E S Q U A R E S

[–]TheIrrelevantGinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s leaking...

[–]get_rekt_pls 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Is it possible to cancel it for a lifetime?

[–]BobbyDropTableUsers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No. That would be endlessly recursive.

[–]mcpat21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hans Zimmer music plays

[–]questionablyrotten 23 points24 points  (9 children)

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[–]S_K_01 22 points23 points  (8 children)

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[–]ThatCooganKid 24 points25 points  (7 children)

L

[–]Yofera 23 points24 points  (6 children)

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[–]Fingerguns11 21 points22 points  (5 children)

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[–]Toxicleader82 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Goodbye

[–]palad1nz0 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Did this occur because of the lolice

[–]pizzama2003 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah, the damn basterds just made some huge progress. So now none of us are safe...

[–]Stigge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the title's poor spelling rub off onto you?

[–]DatOneGuy00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda been lolikon

[–]FlarusNova 34 points35 points  (9 children)

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[–]Kraken0410 28 points29 points  (8 children)

A

[–]ballisticjeanss 27 points28 points  (7 children)

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[–]antonhemmo 30 points31 points  (6 children)

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[–]tikipunchv2 29 points30 points  (5 children)

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[–]zork2004 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Goodbye

[–]Quesamo 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Is this really the world we live in

[–]zork2004 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Yes, all facts are canceled.
-Spirits

[–]mushr00m_man 9 points10 points  (1 child)

all facts is* canceled

[–]I_F-in_P 3 points4 points  (0 children)

all facts is cancled*

[–]Sledge_The_Operator 3 points4 points  (10 children)

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[–]Supesu_Gojira 2 points3 points  (9 children)

R

[–]itmaywork 2 points3 points  (8 children)

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[–]Sledge_The_Operator 3 points4 points  (7 children)

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[–]Chives_Almighty 4 points5 points  (5 children)

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[–]Sledge_The_Operator 6 points7 points  (4 children)

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[–]Floppy_Pickle 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Goodbye

[–]yeet-or-yote 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Thats not cool

[–]Sledge_The_Operator 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tbh i wanted to say flights based off the recent ask reddit post related to 9/11, but someone said R so I was gonns try and do friday

[–]TheWho22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cannot control the spirits, you must let them guide you. Your path may be full of twists and turns, but it will ultimately take you where you’ve always been heading