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Due to recent events, _____ is cancled for this week.

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819 points · 4 months ago

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1.4k points · 4 months agoGilded1

Goodbye

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Ha, jokes on you! I don’t have sex!

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Me too thanks

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y-you too

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Me 3 thanks.

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43 points · 4 months ago

Is... Is no one going to address that spelling error in the title?

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Same.

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21 points · 4 months ago

What's sex?

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Gender?

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18 points · 4 months ago

On the forms I just put "really good"

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"Boy or girl?"

"I'm really good thx."

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Sex: Boy or Girl

Me: Really good

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What's a computer?

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3 points · 4 months ago

What's life?

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What’s what’s?

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1 point · 4 months ago

Get on your knees, open up your mouth and let me show you

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Maybe if you could try and be a Nice penguin...

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Right? Just business as usual

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On a genuine note, I wonder what percentage of redditors have frequent sex

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Why did just this get guilded? Why not the other letters too?

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That's like the least amount of work involved in the whole process.

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Because "Goodbye" always gets the most reward. Sometimes people will gild the whole word, but usually it's just goodbye.

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8 points · 4 months ago

ah fuck, too late for the flair

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I demand a recount!

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I guess my wife must be a spirit now

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3 points · 4 months ago

With finals and semester projects coming up. This is too true

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I would have gone with "spelling".

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1 point · 4 months ago

nothing to worry about here

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Goodbye.

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80 points · 4 months ago

WAH

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WAH

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How did I guess?

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Fools. Waluigi is eternal

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goodbye

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113 points · 4 months ago

ZA WARUDO

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ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ ゴゴ

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Is that a jojo reference?

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What the fuck is that

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41 points · 4 months ago

Menacing

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Menacing

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menacing

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4 points · 4 months ago

Menacing

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14 points · 4 months ago
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MUDA intensifies

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Oof, I was about to make the same joke.

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Jojoke.

FTFY

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2 points · 4 months ago

1 second has passed.

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should we switch back to using Liquid Time™?

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For now time is frozen so L I Q U I D T I M E won't work.

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only if you ride T H E S Q U A R E S

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It’s leaking...

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Is it possible to cancel it for a lifetime?

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No. That would be endlessly recursive.

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Hans Zimmer music plays

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19 points · 4 months ago

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Goodbye

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Has this been "cancelled" it would've been better :(

r/noshitouija btw

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Did this occur because of the lolice

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5 points · 4 months ago · edited 4 months ago

Yeah, the damn basterds just made some huge progress. So now none of us are safe...

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3 points · 4 months ago

Did the title's poor spelling rub off onto you?

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Shoulda been lolikon

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16 points · 4 months ago

Is this really the world we live in

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Yes, all facts are canceled.
-Spirits

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all facts is* canceled

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all facts is cancled*

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Thats not cool

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Tbh i wanted to say flights based off the recent ask reddit post related to 9/11, but someone said R so I was gonns try and do friday

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You cannot control the spirits, you must let them guide you. Your path may be full of twists and turns, but it will ultimately take you where you’ve always been heading

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