Yo mama so fat, she has to wear six different watches: One for each time zone

Yo mama so fat that Dora can't even explore her

Yo mama so fat, she doent need the internet cause she is already worldwide.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an aapology letter from a condom factory.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits on an iPhone, it becomes an iPad

Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up