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[–]SonOfRinteln 2385 points2386 points  (28 children)

Pro: Voice fit for radio.

Con: Face fit for radio.

[–]ub3rn00bz 337 points338 points  (5 children)

Pro: face fit for radio Con: Voice not fit for radio :(

[–]noob35746 159 points160 points  (3 children)

Maybe like silent movies you could star in a silent radio show.

[–]papercup 44 points45 points  (1 child)

I'd watch it!

[–]alexanderthedead 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Maybe you two should date.

[–]guardianout 45 points46 points  (8 children)

So basically you look like a radio? How long is your antenna exactly?

[–]stanleymodest 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If its deep let them sit on it and then recite long epic poems

[–]rmphys 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Trust me, the voice can carry you a long way. A good friend of mine is not conventionally attractive from a lot of standpoints, nor does he have money, or status, or any of those other things neckbeards on reddit whine about "needing"", but he does great with women due to two things: ridiculous amounts of confidence and a smooth, deep voice.

[–]bucky360wonderer 1308 points1309 points  (15 children)

PRO: If I’m sad or need a distraction, I will bake things—most likely cookies.

CON: If you are the one that made me sad I will not let you eat any of them.

[–]iwishiwereyou 261 points262 points  (4 children)

This sounds like justice, not a con at all.

[–][deleted] 194 points195 points  (3 children)

I get the feeling it's worse than that.

SO: "Can I have a cookie?"

OP: silent glaring

SO: "So...okay." tries to take a cookie, gets hand slapped

OP: "I told you no cookies if you made me sad."

SO: "What did I do? I walked in and said 'Hello.'"

OP: "Yeah, but what tone did you say it in?" bursts into tears

[–]Blindweaponsfumbler 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Is it bad that I know someone who would totally do that if she could bake?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We all know someone like that. And, honestly, we’ve all been someone like that in our worst moments.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is the Reddit I like. Feels sort of wholesome

[–]electricgopher42 224 points225 points  (13 children)

Pro: I will always love you

Con: I will /always/ love you

[–]MR_oyster_head 1571 points1572 points  (30 children)

pro: I'm affectionate and pretty easy going. if I truly care about you there isn't much you could do to make me lash out or start an argument. con: I will rely on you too much for my own happiness

[–]drketchup 136 points137 points  (2 children)

Suck the joy from them until you’re both miserable. My man.

[–]Just_trixia 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Def. me

[–]Kogoshi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

it me

[–]opawesome420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Been working on this myself , drawing Joy from myself instead of others seems healthier to me.

[–]lizzietee 526 points527 points  (15 children)

Pro- I’ll constantly buy things for you. I.e. food, fun, etc.

Con- Instead of telling you right away when something is an issue, I let it boil me away inside until I blow up at you.

After typing this, I realize it’s not that fair of a trade. Lol

[–]jjaw01 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me too

[–]Lodger79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the same issue but instead of confrontation I run away. What I've tried to do to address it is to just saddle up and openly communicate when you need to. If the other person reacts as negatively as some of the scenarios in my head that make me afraid to talk about the issue, then I shouldn't be with them anyway.

[–]sidewaysbedtime 338 points339 points  (9 children)

Pro: I'm very trusting and don't get unnecessarily jealous. I'm not a yeller.

Con: I sleep. So. Much.

[–]Decapahead 965 points966 points  (8 children)

Pro: I don't go out much

Con: I don't go out much

[–]fakerton 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Pro: saves money!

[–]ShitpostBot2000 16 points17 points  (1 child)

And dont get lost in the middle of nowhere at 05:00 with an empty phone and 0 money without any people to aks where you are

[–]heckin-gecko 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I'm the same way. It's lovely finding someone who also loves to stay in and be comfortable, but it's sad when you break up and you just go back being alone at home. Still enjoyable, but not the same.

[–]snacks_on_a_plane 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Netflix & chill all the way

[–]hangtight97 688 points689 points  (23 children)

Pro: My apartment is above a cinema. Literally two doors separate us from the movie viewing balcony. The building owner doesn't mind if I bring a guest to a movie for free.

Con: Good luck spending the night with me and trying to sleep above a cinema.

[–]Pandaval9 108 points109 points  (2 children)

You forgot Con: I'm a mute and only attracted to sea creatures.

[–]-1KingKRool- 125 points126 points  (5 children)

Soundproofing material. Doesn’t even have to be everywhere, just your bedroom. Coat the floor, walls, and ceiling in that stuff, and now you can sleep in absolute peace.

Just don’t slip and fall in there.

[–]honesttickonastick 31 points32 points  (2 children)

My experience is that this isn’t really effective for keeping noise out (vs. keeping it in) unless you actually spend $10K+ to rebuild the walls of the place. Have you tried this?

[–]MisterMarbles1988 23 points24 points  (2 children)

It's loud? Don't shows stop around 11pm or midnight?

[–]XMojoxSoxDopeX 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Well yeah, but movies are about two hours long so imagine the last showing starting at 11 or midnight.

[–]BKNY75 1252 points1253 points  (6 children)

Pro: you wouldn’t have to complain about being single.

Con: you’d be dating me.

[–]Dupragon 856 points857 points  (22 children)

Pro: I have a job, a car, and I'm getting in shape

Con: It's not a great job, not a great car, and I still love pizza

[–]halfginger16 143 points144 points  (1 child)

Eh, think of it like this:

It’s better than being broke, better than having to ask for rides, and who doesn’t love pizza? At least you’re trying. You’re doing better than I am, atm.

[–]Dupragon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the sentiment! I'm sure there's things about you that counter balance all your faults!

[–]OsoDePaulie 399 points400 points  (12 children)

Pro: I’m extremely easy to get along with, and I’m always willing to listen and compromise.

Con: there’s a chance I won’t believe you actually care about me.

Edit: My highest rated comment is about self deprecation. fist pump

[–]jack0rias 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Same! Self depreciation is a great thing.

[–]life_sentencer 53 points54 points  (1 child)

It's all fun and games til you realize your jokes were how you seriously feel

[–]Drunkpostsbyme 251 points252 points  (8 children)

Pros: good cook, organized, laid back and willing to try to new stuff in bed

Cons: I'm not good at communicating when I'm angry/mad and am non-confrontational in relationships. So I grow resentful overt time and, trust me, it shows

[–]brryblue 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's ok tho, cause you are already aware of the problem, which makes you a step closer to solving it. Being resentful sucks overall and just isn't worth it. You are doing a good job!

[–]ShrevidentXbox 491 points492 points  (7 children)

Pro: I'm very affectionate.

Con: I have major self-esteem issues that cause many other issues.

[–]neutrinosarewierd 51 points52 points  (3 children)

It registers as once but just know that I clicked that upvote button five times.

[–]hollander93 582 points583 points  (28 children)

Pro: You'd be getting someone who believes in you no matter what.

Con: You would be frustrated at how much alone time I like to have.

[–]Definitelynotpoultry 82 points83 points  (11 children)

You're literally me

[–]hollander93 62 points63 points  (9 children)

Hi Me. How's it been?

[–]real_donald_pump 71 points72 points  (8 children)

Pretty shitty. I did us a favor and stopped smoking tho. Happy birthday.

[–]hollander93 57 points58 points  (6 children)

Thanks bro, we gonna breath easy now. Take care of us.

[–]real_donald_pump 57 points58 points  (5 children)

You too, bro. I love you.

[–]hollander93 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Love you too bro.

[–]Shuzfuster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn this is wholesome as fuck my dude

[–]Portr8 216 points217 points  (4 children)

Pro: I won't bother you.

Con: Don't bother me.

[–]gotalowiq 89 points90 points  (11 children)

Pro: I have a high sex drive Con: I have a high sex drive

[–]libertarianlove 54 points55 points  (9 children)

If you're a male then you are the right fit for me! I am a high sex drive female who will only have sex when in a loving, committed relationship. Means I am sexually frustrated a lot!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're almost like me. It doesn't have to be a loving, committed relationship, but I don't like having sex with strangers. It's also exacerbated by the fact that I'm kind of shy so don't know that many people, thus a smaller pool of people to have sex with.

[–]iamboredca 182 points183 points  (2 children)

Pro: fastest orgasm ever Con: mine

[–]RodinHoob 173 points174 points  (5 children)

Pro: I'm a good listener.

Con: I have social anxiety.

[–]HowardJoelWolowitz 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Good listeners will find their niche man it's a valuable trait

[–]LiTMac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My niche seems to be as pseudo-therapist to nearly everyone I know. But at least I feel as though I'm helping, so that's good.

[–]jvsanchez 144 points145 points  (19 children)

Pro: I genuinely want to spend time getting to know you and who you are as a person.

Con: My ex-wife left me with all 4 cats. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]jack0rias 113 points114 points  (4 children)

Con: My ex-wife left me with all 4 cats.

You have 4 cats... how is this a con again?!

[–]alexanderthedead 27 points28 points  (10 children)

Idk man. I like cats.

[–][deleted] 440 points441 points  (11 children)

Pro: I genuinely care about how your day went

Con: I have crippling self esteem issues

[–]Jvarsity2002 219 points220 points  (8 children)

I don't remember posting this

[–]A_CGI_for_ants 61 points62 points  (7 children)

Me either

[–]HuoXue 55 points56 points  (5 children)

When did I get all these accounts? I think I need to call a psychiatrist.

[–]paper_pusher_level3 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You blink and more keep appearing

[–]Sheikashii 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Are you also leaving sticky notes around your house?

[–]spectagal 311 points312 points  (9 children)

Pro: I'm a cheap date Cons: I'm married

[–]uwjames 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Hey! We have a lot in common!

[–]spicypepperoni 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Let's make this a thrresome. Dibs on being the meat in the sandwiich.

[–]Pickled_Ramaker 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Pro: I like to cook Con: I like to eat

[–]thatbrownbrowndude 103 points104 points  (10 children)

Pro: My personality is like a 6 Con: My looks are like a 4

[–]Frenchorican 92 points93 points  (17 children)

Pro: Fair enough cook and likes to play (video games, sports, etc)

Con: I don't like my lower back being touched. Also allergic to weed.

[–]Just_trixia 34 points35 points  (3 children)

I wanna touch ur back

[–]Frenchorican 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Unless you’re a masseuse. Please don’t lol

[–]ellipsis_horror 21 points22 points  (12 children)

How....does your allergy to····weed manifest its self?

[–]Frenchorican 30 points31 points  (9 children)

It depends on the type I guess, luckily I'd never smoked it before I found out. It's usually the smoke that gets me and I've been ok sometimes with just a stuffy nose. But other times my eyes puff up and I start crying with a running nose and can't stop. The worst was I got physically sick because I was at a public event in France and everybody was smoking it. Yeah...fun times...

[–]julianwolf 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Pro: I'm open minded and keep a level head.
Con: I can be very blunt.

[–]Wetph00t 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Pro : I make animal shapes with my penis Con : it's an inch worm

[–]clam_slam 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Pro: I’m a lot of fun a lot of the time, and not terrible looking! Con: I try hard to have fun because I’m clinically depressed and also when I’m not being fun it’s because I’m having some sort of mental crisis!


[–]dnihis2 181 points182 points  (7 children)

Pro: I have steady/good paying job, workout daily, eat a healthy vegan diet, perform stand-up twice a week so we could watch free shows, and I have a 6-pack ;)

Con: I'm a compulsive liar

[–]Happy_Craft14 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Might as well sort out the con

[–]InitialResponse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So you really DON'T perform stand-up. I'm onto you...

[–]CaptainBrando 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Pro: I'm an old school romantic and am dual citizen- one with universal healthcare.

Con: I move around a lot for work and my past gives me trust issues.

[–]themaskedserpent 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Pro: smart and funny (I hope) Con: so single you can’t even use carbon to date me

[–]Mrgreen29 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But but carbon will bond with anything....

[–]rosetintedworldview 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Pro: I have a lot of empathy, I can usually understand where people are coming from

Con: I get tired of listening

[–]SuumCuique1011 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Pro: I've got a stable career, a car, home, self-awareness, good hygiene, good relationship with my family.

Cons: Everything else.

[–]PineToot 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Bad penmanship?

[–]SuumCuique1011 23 points24 points  (2 children)

You've got me on a technicality there. I have good penmanship, learned cursive at a young age and still tilt any serious paperwork I need to sign at a 45 degree angle, as we were tought in grade school.

[–]beckonneggs 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Con: can’t spell “taught”

[–]SuumCuique1011 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep. I never was no good at none of that book learnin' stuff.

[–]aether_tech 83 points84 points  (15 children)

Pro: I'm loyal, like a dog.

Con: I'm horny like a stallion.

Edit: Since people keep saying it's not a con. The four previous relations I've had have all been rather non-sex driven. So, as a hyper-horny-sexual-charged-sex-loving-male-nymphomaniac(kinda.) My previous partners kinda didn't wana.

[–]PlanetPandaXJ9 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Meanwhile I still don’t see a “con”

[–]macy132 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]shygirlturnedsassy 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Con: I'm horny like a stallion.

How is this a con?

[–]Totally_Ok_Guy 23 points24 points  (2 children)

As someone who is also horny like a stallion, it really is a con.

My girlfriend and I can't really have the sex I want to have because it hurts her and I want it all the time. It puts a strain on the relationship.

[–]StreetTacosFan 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Pro: I know how to get your attention Con: I don’t know how to keep you

[–]LalaL3mons 47 points48 points  (17 children)

Pro: Im a pastry chef, I will go out of my way for you, and I like dogs.

Con: I'd rather work as a stripper/be a sugar baby than hold a real job. I suffer from depression/anxiety. Never seen harry potter.

[–]timesuck897 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can relate. I love baking and will randomly bring over banana bread and cookies. But depression will make me not want to go out, try dating, or think that someone is genuinely interested in me. I’m working on it.

[–]sellyourmemories 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pro: I'm really loving and affectionate Con: I have a lot of like self esteem issues and insecurity which a lot of times cause me to be really really clingy and easily nervous

[–]YoureProbablyATwat 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Pro: incredibly charming.

Con: serial killer.

[–]MostlyEinsteinPoems 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Pros: I have a graduate degree, a well-paid job in consulting with my own office and a fancy title, I’m working diligently to learn Spanish, and I love going to concerts everywhere from theaters to dive bars, as well as plays, painting classes, dancing lessons, and picnics.

Cons: I suffer from generalized anxiety disorder, depression, and OCD. I take antidepressants and benzos. I have a history of cheating, and one of my girlfriends once described me as someone who needs “too much space”.

[–]wadezero27 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pro: I'm very attentive and just want you to be happy

Con: I have Asperger's

[–]huuaaang 81 points82 points  (22 children)

Pro: I'm always honest

Con: ...to a fault. I will tell you the truth even when it hurts.

[–]Wyatt821 98 points99 points  (4 children)

Pro: I'm a nice guy

Con: I'm a "nice guy"

[–]unitythrufaith 47 points48 points  (1 child)

pro: i am predictable and consistent con: i am predictably and consistently depressed and stoned

[–]come-along-pond- 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Pro: I'm occasionally really funny, on accident. Super cuddly if I'm in a good mood. I can make all kinds of stuff with fabric and/or yarn, clothes, hats, 8-foot-long double sided star wars scarf things.

Con: I have the memory of a goldfish and few people make enough of an impression for me to remember who they are even if i see them multiple times a month. Also I'm super needy for romantic attention and I'm probably an alcoholic.

[–]rawrchitect9 42 points43 points  (5 children)

  • Pro: I know interesting shit.

  • Con: Not interesting to you.

[–]Rhaynebow7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pro: I specialise in love Con: All the other emotions I specialise in

[–]justanothercurse 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Pro: I’m very loyal, affectionate, caring, trusting, giving, and supportive.

Con: I have bipolar II, bpd, and anxiety

[–]Ando42 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pro: I will unconditionally love you, no strings attached. Con: I move at 110 mph into relationships and jump to conclusions.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Pro: I'm pretty and I can cook very well

Con: I have compulsive anxiety and I'm a vegetarian so guess what you'll be eating.

[–]daburdziak 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pro: I love to spoil you. Con: My wife is gonna be pissed, and probably will kick your ass.

[–]whitegirl1011 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Pro: I will quote The Office with you a lot.

Con: I need you to push me out of my shell sometimes.

[–]b_taken_username 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Pro: I am the Most humble person you will ever meet

Pro: I make amazing jokes that guarantee you will laugh

Pro: I have never lied in my life

Con: There is none

[–]Sam107 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I can't believe you lied to us about not being a liar. LIAR!

[–]StygianMind 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Pro: super introverted and don't go out to bars or basically anywhere else. I have my groceries delivered FFS. I just realized my pros are also cons

Con: I don't want to compromise and to go to other people's houses. I don't want them to come to mine either. So we'd just gave to hang out in spirit.

[–]aidanfire 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pro: im open to most experiences, including weird fetishes

Con: i will probably let my huge ego fuck everything up

[–]BorisUlianov 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Pro: I'm really kind.

Con: I'm rat poor.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Pro: you’re not single anymore

Con: I’m probably young enough, relative to you, to make you seem like a real creep.

[–]chaogomu 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Pro; I'd never cheat

Con; I don't like to talk to people, likely including you.

[–]jman17 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Pro: no idea

Con: can’t think of any pros

[–]mrsuns10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pro: I know the score like the back of my hand

Con: I dont know a damn thing about relationships or dating

[–]IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIll69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pros: I text back quick Cons: everything else

[–]Nephrille 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pro, I'm generally very adventurous and artsy. I don't get tired of my partners (I don't get bored of sex with one person) it takes effort to make me upset.

Cons, can be a little stoic, my appetites can be tiring if you don't keep up.

[–]Gentleman_Bastard_ 55 points56 points  (12 children)

Pros: I'm a former professional athlete. Most women think I'm handsome, confident, well spoken, charismatic, and 100% husband material. I seem to make every woman I date think she's the apple of my eye. So much so, that two women have proposed to me.

Cons: I have zero intention of ever getting married.

[–]caYabo 40 points41 points  (6 children)

What does pro bowling pay these days?

[–]li_lipert1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pro: I'm kinky Con: I'm kinky

[–]Emkate32 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Pro: extremely loyal Con: quotes too many tv shows

[–]Allegiance10 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Pro: I’m a very understanding person.

Con: I procrastinate heavily and have trouble being tidy.

[–]HornedBowler 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Pro: love to cuddle Con: I get warm easily

[–]halfginger16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pro: I’m actually super cuddly.

Con: I get bored extremely easily, and when I’m bored, and there are people around, my immediate reaction is to poke/pester them. Even if I don’t actually want to socialize (which is fairly often, really).

[–]TailorTheGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pros: Literally nothings Cons: WELL WELL WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN...

[–]Hideitinmysockz 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Pros: I'm attractive, smart, curious, interested in a variety of things, good hygiene, have a job and car, up for anything, up for new things in bed

Cons: I was abused as a child for years which results in me needing constant reassurance with hugs, I love yous, texts, etc. And it's hard for me to click with people so I might be clingy when we are out because I have no friends lol

[–]Aesop_Rocks 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Pro: I like to have a lot of fun

Con: I often have too much fun

[–]jon_the_ninja 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Pro: down to earth person and will love you to death. Con: I️ get mad if you eat my food without asking.

[–]HelmOfDarkness 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Pro: I'm not the jealous type, loyal, you will have your freedom, will support you and I'm good looking.

Con: I'm lazy as fck, I don't make sense at times, need to catch up with my craziness, might push you too hard and you need to impress me.

[–]TattedUp 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Pro: I’m good at taking care of things, handyman, mechanic, financially responsible, tidy, altruistic.

Con: I have a drug problem and I’m depressed as fuck but you’ll never know and if you push the issue I become distant eventually leading to arguments and ultimately a breakup.

[–]WuTangFinancial1 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Pro: I’m a ginger Con: I’ll take your soul

[–]Pickled_Ramaker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No possible. Gingers cannot posses a soul and thus cannot take one.

[–]haysus25 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Pro: Genuinely happy person, open to new things, and stable.

Con: Even though I won't cheat, I like to flirt. Also I am pretty adamant about my "me" leave me the fuck alone time.

[–]ByeByeFlutterPie 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Pro: I have autism

Con: I have autism

[–]throwzv 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pro: I think I do okay with relationships. Been with my fiancée for almost 8 years.

Con: I’d probably go on a path of self-destruction and take you with me because I cheated on my fiancée and I feel like shit. That and I have OCD so you’d have to deal with that. Or ignore it but you’d see how miserable I am with it.

[–]jcs1248 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pro: I’m funny sometimes Con: I’m sarcastic at the wrong times and I like playing with people

[–]Asocial_Stoner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro: Low effort with 0% chance of losing me.

Con: 0 self-esteem and hate people.

[–]ryl371240 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pro: No one will try to steal me from you

Con: Pretty much everything else

[–]KrakenAColdOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pro: I don't like anyone, so you won't have to worry about me cheating. Con: I hardly like you, as well.

[–]Antierror 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Pro: I can look after you

Con: I can't look after myself

[–]The_Hero_of_Tyme 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Pro: I will put everything I have into making you smile. Con: My family is fucking insane and you'll be drugged into it somehow

[–]Heulengeist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pro: After dating me, you'd realize you can do so much better and that you're better than you though

Con: You'd be dating me.

[–]Human-Prototype 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro: I'm very understanding Con: I'm extremely sarcastic

[–]Fivelon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro: I make good cocktails.

Con: I drink

[–]collarsncats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pro: I'm pretty well rounded person

Con: Only pretty rounded because I'm pretty damaged from years of abuse.

[–]iAmKinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro: I will move mountains to make you happy and feel special. I'm a great listener and I'm not ugly.

Cons: I'm very bad at dealing with, and tend to get overwhelmed by my emotions. I don't trust you or let you in easily.

[–]Well-That-Was-Bad 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Pro: I can make the best gosh darn chocolate muffin that you'll ever eat.

Con: I am currently dating someone.

[–]ellipsis_horror 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Pro-I'd work really hard to keep you......

Con-it's because I'm a huge loser by anyone's standards and know finding someone else would be impossible.......

[–]beepbeepboop12 13 points14 points  (0 children)

pro: moderately attractive 6.5/10, good stable job, have my finances in order, cultured, fairly smart and easy to talk to.

con: I have basically no game at all. you would have to do all the flirting for both of us. I can come off boring if you don't.

[–]Hatcheling 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Pros: I value my indepenence. I won't drag you along to my shit, meet with my friends unless you want to (but I'll probably let you know that I'd rather hang out with them without you). I'm never bored. I have a bunch of hobbies/interests too keep me entertained so that won't be your job. I'm also a great cook with a high libido. I'm not big on presents. Give me a bag of crisps and I'll be happy (really happy). I'm not a picky eater. I'm moderately funny and easy going.

Cons: I'm a bit of a slob. I pun a lot. Sometimes, my independence can be a negative, where I'm a bit too focused on what I'm doing.

[–]Lavy92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro: I have a dog

Con: everything else

[–]minniespie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro: I only have to pay for myself Con: Can't spoon with myself

[–]uniscent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pro : i’m very affectionate at times , will listen to you and comfort you , very supportive

con : i need my own space at times and when depressive episodes come i push people away

[–]Seoub 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Pro: loyal Con: have trust issues