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I can only assume she was fucking Idris Elba

Nothing else makes sense

level 2
103 points · 1 month ago

Straight up stringer bell shit can’t even fault the dude at that point

level 2

Actually, it was Dustin Diamond.

level 1
289 points · 1 month ago

He told me he wanted to break up and my dick adicted ass was like "but can we still be friends with benefits?"

He said yes though... so i got that going for me 😭

level 2
114 points · 1 month ago

I've been the opposite side to that, and it's awesome. It's like..oh shit now I don't need to put up with your bullshit 24/7, and still get laid.

level 3
32 points · 1 month ago

I've been in a similar situation. But after a few weeks from the breakup, she started with her bullshit again. So I had to cut her off completely.
It was for the best.

level 4

Same exact thing happened to me . she caught feelings again and I had to stop, she expected me to text her all day

level 2
18 points · 1 month ago

it should be the other way around GAT DAMN

level 2

I’ve done the same 😩

level 1
164 points · 1 month ago

Dude must be packing a horse dick

level 2

Yeee haw

level 2

Giddy up you lil whores - said in my blac Youngsta voice

level 1
61 points · 1 month ago

Addickted

level 1

Dicks before Dipshits. 😥

level 1
13 points · 1 month ago

Damn homegirl addicted to what the dick did.

level 1

“It’s got me addicted, does more than any dick did.”

level 1
level 2

Ohhhhhhh Kay

level 1

Dickdicted.

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8 points · 1 month ago

oh shit really?

level 3

Lmao

level 1
-52 points · 1 month ago(0 children)
level 2

Or, you could just do like Sweden (provided that your country's government finances are better than Zimbabwe's or Venezuela's, that is), and just give everyone infected by HIV, antiviral meds so they stop being contagious, ya know. Even countries like South Africa and Russia, with HIV rates through the roof, stand to gain by doing it as the general healthcare costs will go down and general productivity will rise sharply as the population gets healthier, instead of spreading your dumb shit on Reddit, yes?

Also, yes, this includes needle-/syringe-transmitted HIV infections as well.

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