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We were the couple that awkwardly walked with Billy and Chris to “the occurrence”. AMA.

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What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?

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The Uncle Fatty Show14 points · 1 month ago

What's the single most important thing the EEgh-uls have to do to beat the Patriots?

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Same difference - Kenny G, National Anthem

or more specificially Queen Latifah's answer Tom Brady ain't no joke.

Falcons - we have the lead! Wooohoo! Let's push.

Eagles - Strip sack, that Tom Brady ain't no joke.

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Who looks faster

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Original Poster52 points · 1 month ago

Billy looks like he would be faster, but standing next to Chris he seems like he would be sneaky fast.

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He’s not called Fast Chris for nothin!

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The only thing you have to know is ...that he's fast.

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30 points · 1 month ago

Can you confirm if there were in fact approximately 17 people in attendance?

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Original Poster74 points · 1 month ago

When we were there we saw the two Marlins execs, one random guy, two other guys who were legit fans, and several people kept coming up to Chris thinking he was the actual Ham from Sandlot and trying to get an autograph. So, no.

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Was it 5 minutes or 8 minutes? We must know the truth

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Original Poster68 points · 1 month ago

Gun to my head, I would say 5 minutes.

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My favorite game...

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Cote27 points · 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

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Thank you for your service

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Thank you for your service

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How many times did Billy say, Oh and by the way.......(rambles about something you were not talking about)?

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Original Poster31 points · 1 month ago

6-9

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Rash 'em!36 points · 1 month ago

nice.

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Fear the Clumsy Reaper22 points · 1 month ago

Nice LeBo shirt!

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Original Poster17 points · 1 month ago

Thanks, it was a birthday gift.

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Was the first thing I noticed too. Way to support the team! Also, Lebo’s art is great in its own right. My fiancé bought me one of his Disco Biscuits framed art bonds.

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Newly confident Billy's left hand is rounding third heading for home

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Is newly confident billy still awkward?

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Original Poster25 points · 1 month ago

If anything we were the awkward ones.

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I get it. It's not everyday you meet two heroes

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Fat Chris should not be called Fat Chris. Feed the homeless.

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STUUUUUU!17 points · 1 month ago

He's been shreddin' for the weddin' well into marriage

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DOH ED MALLOY!!11 points · 1 month ago

What is each of your 2nd favorite colors?

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WhichColorWillTheyChosseWhichColorWillTheyChooseWhichColorWillTheyCho o o ose... Todayyyyyyyyy

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RIP

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walked with Squints and Ham to “the occurrence”. FTFY

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Boys & Girls & Birds6 points · 1 month ago

Thought that was Ham and Squints.

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5 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Can you post a picture of your official signed commemorative Billy and Chris occurrence bobble heads?

Edit: spelling

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Original Poster9 points · 1 month ago

Ham was the only one they actually handed out.

https://m.imgur.com/a/kZQoiIo

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Rash 'em!3 points · 1 month ago

Holy bleep that does look like fat Chris

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Firefox, Deny Pop-up Block1 point · 1 month ago

I think Chuckie Carr actually signed that. Or Cris Carter.

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Hey, TheKocsog, just a quick heads-up:
occurance is actually spelled occurrence. You can remember it by two cs, two rs, -ence not -ance.
Have a nice day!

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MURRRRAAAAAY!!!2 points · 1 month ago

$2

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Squintz actually looks just as fat as the Great Hambino in this pic. Just think if Chris was naked when he raced Billy....

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His hands are...so small

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Thank you both for your service!

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Cote5 points · 1 month ago

Is Chris nice in person? Seems like kind of a d-bag on Twitter. I know Gregg is one of the nicest guys you could meet.

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$2 fine and 5 minute major..How could you think any of these guys are anything other awesome!

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Nothing is worse than the guy talking about being downvoted

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Cowardly Angel of Nuance2 points · 1 month ago

jesus christ you are annoying

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Original Poster3 points · 1 month ago

Yeah they both seemed genuinely nice and friendly. Glad I met them.

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Cote3 points · 1 month ago

That's awesome. Good luck!

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What tweets make you think that?

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Ew... standing next to Chris who doesn’t shower every day. Hhwwwaeh... I will vomit.

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Your wife looks like Billy’s mom.

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Lol that is hilarious

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$5 fine and 10 minutes

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