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Welcome to the r/DunderMifflin Rewatch Thread. Please join us in watching today’s episode of The Office (US). Feel free to comment your favorite moments, thoughts, etc. in the comments section below.

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Also, please keep all spoilers to a minimum. As this re-watch continues there is a possibility that we will pick up some first-time viewers. Let’s be respectful to them and their watch through. Thanks!!

The Office

Season: 2

Episode: 14 – The Carpet

Michael's office becomes the victim of an odorous prank which subjects the office to his punishment.

Release Date: 26 January 2006

Run Time: 22 Min

Director: Victor Nelli Jr.

Writers: Paul Lieberstein (Toby)


· Dwight is calling Rock 107 asking if he's the 107th caller for a CD box set. Rock 107 (106.9, WEZX) is the area's classic rock station. They frequently have contests where the 107th caller wins various things.

· Early in the episode, Michael admits to being a fan of Joe Rogan. Coincidentally, Rogan was raised in the same part of Massachusetts (Newton, MA) as both B.J. Novak and John Krasinski.

· Spoilers

· The plot of this episode resembles the second episode of the original British series, where a prank is also pulled on the boss, who is prepared to punish the responsible employee until he finds out it was done by his traveling salesman best friend.

· In certain interview shots with Michael, a picture of a sandwich can be seen in the background with a few words blocked out that reads, "The Big Stinky." This is a reference to the plot of this episode.


· Michael Scott: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.

Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.

Michael Scott: Well, I hated it, a lot, okay.

· Creed: [walks into the office as everyone stares at Michael's awful smelling carpet] Hey, guys. Somebody making soup?

· Michael Scott: I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming, and would applaud as I walked away.

· Michael Scott: Do you remember Ed Truck?

Creed: Sure. He hired me. How's he doing?

Michael Scott: How would I know?

Creed: I thought you might.

Michael Scott: My biggest fear is turning into him.

Creed: Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.

Michael Scott: I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?

· Michael Scott: Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office

· Michael Scott: You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office. The only thing that makes any sense.

· Michael Scott: Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh, no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."

· Michael Scott: Another time, Packer held this guys head in the toilet for like a minute. The guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired.

· Michael Scott: You know what? If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we'd be done.

[Everyone looks around at each other]

Michael Scott: Very well, then you're all punished.

Pam Beesley: What's our punishment?

Michael Scott: You're all in time-out. Just sit there quietly.

[Phyllis' phone rings and she starts to answer it]

Michael Scott: No, no.

· Michael Scott: I am a big "Fear Factor" fan. I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually. So this is sort of like my audition tape.


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