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775 points · 1 month ago

People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.

level 2

Oop, got some blisties

level 3

Yeah you do.

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245 points · 1 month ago

Naut

level 3

I feel like both are technically correct and now am forever unsure.

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Going to read some more comments now. Have a great day! 10 points · 1 month ago

Though I previously thought it was the former, I now feel like it was the latter, and I like that one even better.

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18 points · 1 month ago

NOT!!!

level 4

This comment is ON!!!

level 2

Ain't no party like a boat on international waters party!

level 3

Aint no party like scranton party cuz a scranton party dont stop

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Aint no party like a liz lemon party cause a liz lemon party is MANDATORY.

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17 points · 1 month ago

Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is actually 30 parties

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I have very little patience for stupidity.4 points · 1 month ago

Ain't no party like a Captain Holt party because a Captain Holt party is a total surprise to everyone.

Mike Schur seems to really like putting these in his shows.

level 3

Maritime law ftw

level 4

Because of the implication... right?

level 5

Well no I’d never do anything, there’s just the implication

level 4

Cherith Cutestory

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I don't technically have a hearing problem2 points · 1 month ago

You're a crook

Captain Hook

Judge, won't you throw the book

At the pirate

level 2

Nothing sums up Andy more that that comment.

Or perhaps;

“People always say ‘Oh, you only got into Cornell because your dad bought a building.’ No. I got into Cornell because I’m smart enough to have a dad that donates buildings!”

level 1

I just started watching The Office. one day I will understand

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Original Poster129 points · 1 month ago

you’re in for such a treat

level 3

I'm taller than you, dad!

level 4

Get your own guitar!

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

ri-di-di-di-doo!

level 2

I wish I could watch the office for the first time again.

level 3

First time I watched the office I was laid up in the bed on Thanksgiving with a catheter in me and high on pain meds. Best worst experience of my life.

level 4

God didn't it hurt to laugh?

level 5

What he didn’t tell you is that he was laid up cause he cooked his foot.

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17 points · 1 month ago

 I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

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2 points · 1 month ago

Actually, when I hear it again, it doesn't seem that far-fetched anymore. I can see someone doing that.

level 6

I hope never to cook my foot so badly that I need a catheter.

level 5

Yes, very much. It was worth it though

level 3

If you insert a bigger DVD it might feel like the first time

level 2

When TheAnalGeyser finish office... he see. He see.

level 2
5 points · 1 month ago

You’ve a lot to learn about this show, sweetie.

level 3

Phyllis?

level 2

Prepare your cringe glands.

level 1
Donde are you from?106 points · 1 month ago

Cheers cheers cheers, get your own guitar.

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38 points · 1 month ago

Walt Jr. is here. Come on up here, Walt.

level 1

I once saw a yacht in Long Beach , named big tuna with a vinyl thing of Jim’s face on the back . Fantastic

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Original Poster24 points · 1 month ago

TUNA!!!

level 3

A a a a Andy and the tuna

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12 points · 1 month ago

Beyond all reason I knew EXACTLY how this should sound

level 4

There's a lake in France where the naked ladies dance.

level 5

A place in France...

Do you take requests?

level 6

Yes

level 7

Please stop. People are having a Christmas party.

level 1
152 points · 1 month ago

Shut up dad I’m taller than uou

level 2

*go to hell dad I’m taller than you

level 3

Mine was the PG version

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26 points · 1 month ago

Thank you for thinking of the children

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Playing a little hooky from work today31 points · 1 month ago

He should change his name to /u/littlekidlover so people know where his priorities are

level 6

Is no one gonna claim it? I’m about to create that account just to have it.

level 7

I want kids to be afraid of how much they love me

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www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts9 points · 1 month ago

ahem, it's "Dad go to hell I'm taller than you"

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320 points · 1 month ago

Oh god is this real? This is so sad

level 2

It really depends on the guy. If this is meant as a pure joke, it's still kinda funny.

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now I'm drunk AND mad

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level 2

Actually it's fake. You can tell by how straight the letters are.

level 3

...and the pretty obvious pixilation "halo" around the letters.

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level 4

Thought it was gonna be Manning

level 2

This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito

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level 4

Really sad. Alexa play Despacito 2

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level 2

Can we get 9,986K likes?

level 2

I don't believe so. It's just like when people see a lifted, tricked out truck, they just assume the guy is insecure or has a small penis. I've met plenty of guys that just liked doing all kinds of shit to their trucks. So, maybe not judge so quickly.

level 2

How is it sad? If it's a joke, it's pretty damn funny in a "heh" way, and if it's serious I mean.... Dude owns what looks like an ight boat, good for him.

In the end I feel like this is probs photoshop anyways

level 1

Big Nard Energy

level 1

Read that in Jimmy Pesto Jr’s voice

level 1

I'm the Nard Dog...Nard Man is my father.

level 2

Hi Nard Dog, I'm Lu Peachem.

level 1

If that's Andy's boat, I bet Josh Groban has a better one

level 2

Called "Father's Approval"

level 1

The real tragedy, the font selection (and Ryan’s beard).

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WARNING WARNING WARNING12 points · 1 month ago

RUH DUH DUH DUH DOOOOOOO

level 1

You can't be a skipper until you're a man.

level 1

Oh! That reminds me. I took this yesterday and the guy driving gave a very disapproving look as I drove by haha.

"You wouldn't know it by looking at her but back in high school her nickname was..."

https://imgur.com/aJGXMUY.jpg

level 2

Could she fit in a rowboat?

level 1

Boats and hos

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I turned this post from 7.9k to 8k with my upvote, I'd like to thank my mom and that's it.

level 1

Nard af

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The person who put Cooper Black on a boat, photoshop or otherwise.

level 1

Later seasons Andy was a human version of a cry for help

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Hi dad!

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i read that as “now thats a lobster dad”

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SCREW YOU DAD! I’M TALLER!

level 1

Wow, that’s just sad

level 1

What’s nard dog

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Probably this guy.

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Someone once named their sons Winner and Loser. Loser shortened it to Lou and joined the police, had a pretty normal life. Winner ended up in prison.

level 1

Someone should totally be filming this right now. Erin?

level 1

Definitely an only child.

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This needs to go to r/wallstreetbets

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GO TO HELL DAD IM TALLER THAN YOU- nard dog

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Top 5 least favorite secondary characters in the office.

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I read "now whos the loser now, dad" and i have no clue why

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Dad go to hell I’m taller than you!

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I read it as lobster the first time 😂 I think my stomach is trying to tell me something...

level 1

Haha! Is this real? It's awesome!

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Going to read some more comments now. Have a great day! 1 point · 1 month ago

Dad, go to hell, I'm taller than you!

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Got it after I graduted Cornell

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Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

Ever heard of it?

level 1

You can be rich and a loser.

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GO TO HELL DAD IM TALLER THAN YOU

level 1

You don't like me talking baby talk in the office??

Well, I thought it was a lot nicer than telling everyone that my IBS is acting up and describing my bathroom issues.

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You can always feel safe when your around me because if something happens I can scream really loud

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

One day, we’ll move to Disney Celebration Village and leave all this behind. Consider yourself, ot ome!

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nobody, I mean nobody puts the band of their sail boat on the bow

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Step aboard that tub and you're gonna get the whole nine nards.

level 1

And high levels of Nard Man

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Photoshopped. Here's the original

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Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

yeah i’m gay what’s your point lol

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