People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.
Oop, got some blisties
Yeah you do.
I feel like both are technically correct and now am forever unsure.
Though I previously thought it was the former, I now feel like it was the latter, and I like that one even better.
This comment is ON!!!
Ain't no party like a boat on international waters party!
Aint no party like scranton party cuz a scranton party dont stop
Aint no party like a liz lemon party cause a liz lemon party is MANDATORY.
Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is actually 30 parties
Ain't no party like a Captain Holt party because a Captain Holt party is a total surprise to everyone.
Mike Schur seems to really like putting these in his shows.
Maritime law ftw
Because of the implication... right?
Well no I’d never do anything, there’s just the implication
You're a crook
Judge, won't you throw the book
At the pirate
Nothing sums up Andy more that that comment.
“People always say ‘Oh, you only got into Cornell because your dad bought a building.’ No. I got into Cornell because I’m smart enough to have a dad that donates buildings!”
I just started watching The Office. one day I will understand
you’re in for such a treat
I'm taller than you, dad!
Get your own guitar!
I wish I could watch the office for the first time again.
First time I watched the office I was laid up in the bed on Thanksgiving with a catheter in me and high on pain meds. Best worst experience of my life.
God didn't it hurt to laugh?
What he didn’t tell you is that he was laid up cause he cooked his foot.
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
Actually, when I hear it again, it doesn't seem that far-fetched anymore. I can see someone doing that.
I hope never to cook my foot so badly that I need a catheter.
Yes, very much. It was worth it though
If you insert a bigger DVD it might feel like the first time
When TheAnalGeyser finish office... he see. He see.
You’ve a lot to learn about this show, sweetie.
Prepare your cringe glands.
Cheers cheers cheers, get your own guitar.
Walt Jr. is here. Come on up here, Walt.
I once saw a yacht in Long Beach , named big tuna with a vinyl thing of Jim’s face on the back . Fantastic
A a a a Andy and the tuna
Beyond all reason I knew EXACTLY how this should sound
There's a lake in France where the naked ladies dance.
A place in France...
Do you take requests?
Please stop. People are having a Christmas party.
Shut up dad I’m taller than uou
*go to hell dad I’m taller than you
Mine was the PG version
Thank you for thinking of the children
He should change his name to /u/littlekidlover so people know where his priorities are
Is no one gonna claim it? I’m about to create that account just to have it.
I want kids to be afraid of how much they love me
ahem, it's "Dad go to hell I'm taller than you"
Oh god is this real? This is so sad
It really depends on the guy. If this is meant as a pure joke, it's still kinda funny.
now I'm drunk AND mad
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Actually it's fake. You can tell by how straight the letters are.
...and the pretty obvious pixilation "halo" around the letters.
Here's the original
Thought it was gonna be Manning
This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito
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Really sad. Alexa play Despacito 2
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Can we get 9,986K likes?
I don't believe so. It's just like when people see a lifted, tricked out truck, they just assume the guy is insecure or has a small penis. I've met plenty of guys that just liked doing all kinds of shit to their trucks. So, maybe not judge so quickly.
How is it sad? If it's a joke, it's pretty damn funny in a "heh" way, and if it's serious I mean.... Dude owns what looks like an ight boat, good for him.
In the end I feel like this is probs photoshop anyways
Big Nard Energy
Read that in Jimmy Pesto Jr’s voice
I'm the Nard Dog...Nard Man is my father.
Hi Nard Dog, I'm Lu Peachem.
If that's Andy's boat, I bet Josh Groban has a better one
Called "Father's Approval"
The real tragedy, the font selection (and Ryan’s beard).
RUH DUH DUH DUH DOOOOOOO
You can't be a skipper until you're a man.
Oh! That reminds me. I took this yesterday and the guy driving gave a very disapproving look as I drove by haha.
"You wouldn't know it by looking at her but back in high school her nickname was..."
Could she fit in a rowboat?
Boats and hos
I turned this post from 7.9k to 8k with my upvote, I'd like to thank my mom and that's it.
The person who put Cooper Black on a boat, photoshop or otherwise.
Later seasons Andy was a human version of a cry for help
i read that as “now thats a lobster dad”
SCREW YOU DAD! I’M TALLER!
Wow, that’s just sad
What’s nard dog
Probably this guy.
Someone once named their sons Winner and Loser. Loser shortened it to Lou and joined the police, had a pretty normal life. Winner ended up in prison.
Someone should totally be filming this right now. Erin?
Definitely an only child.
This needs to go to r/wallstreetbets
GO TO HELL DAD IM TALLER THAN YOU- nard dog
Top 5 least favorite secondary characters in the office.
I read "now whos the loser now, dad" and i have no clue why
Dad go to hell I’m taller than you!
I read it as lobster the first time 😂 I think my stomach is trying to tell me something...
Haha! Is this real? It's awesome!
Dad, go to hell, I'm taller than you!
Got it after I graduted Cornell
Ever heard of it?
You can be rich and a loser.
GO TO HELL DAD IM TALLER THAN YOU
You don't like me talking baby talk in the office??
Well, I thought it was a lot nicer than telling everyone that my IBS is acting up and describing my bathroom issues.
You can always feel safe when your around me because if something happens I can scream really loud
One day, we’ll move to Disney Celebration Village and leave all this behind. Consider yourself, ot ome!
nobody, I mean nobody puts the band of their sail boat on the bow
Step aboard that tub and you're gonna get the whole nine nards.
And high levels of Nard Man
Photoshopped. Here's the original
yeah i’m gay what’s your point lol
Why watch many show when one show do trick?