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[–]kirinylGrim Lord Sakura 68 points69 points  (6 children)

this banner is turning out like cloud banner… everyone will say how you should not pull etc… the minute the banner goes live, everyone on your friend list and their grandmother will have a cloud as lead and everyone will be using tdh fd… lol

[–]kivexaI'm COLD Dark Lord... 670 404 973 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This. The mouth say not, the 15 mins banner go online, the finger pull like having a seizure.

[–]Kazediel 147 points148 points  (3 children)

Thanks for the flowchart! Flawless!

Now if you excuse me, I've got a game to quit

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Glad I can help!

[–]ricprosperoI Thought I Taw a Rainbow Trystal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Noooo, you can still save for CG Nichol!

[–]killsteals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly, his pissed level is over 9000!

[–]choeissac"You, with a woman? You can't even catch a ball!" 91 points92 points  (12 children)

Looks at Lapis and ticket stash

Laughs in Tidus

[–]-Loki_123One Ticket, One Rainbow 49 points50 points  (0 children)

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA

[–]IraedaA2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Laughs in tidus is gold lol

[–]razordragon430I can break everything.....now what? 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha same bro, same.

[–]Tzen003Ice Queen 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Always love it when people (intentionally?) misunderstood the whole purpose of that scene. :D

[–]mapsalGot Zarga instead of Nichol. Please good enchs, Gumi! 8 points9 points  (6 children)

While I understand the point of that scene, Tidus's laugh was horrible, even for a faked laugh.

[–]Tzen003Ice Queen 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Because he didn't want to do it, but Yuna was making him. Then they both ended up laughing for real because it was so ridiculous! :)

[–]Sabata3Dank Veritas 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I really should play past the first 30 minutes of ffx. I might even end up liking Tidus.

[–]LordmotavSnow 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I never ended up liking Tidus, but I did end up liking Kimahri. And then Yojimbo killed the final boss for me in one hit and I also grew to like him as well!

[–]chaos_vulpixBest Boi has arrived 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yojimbo has One-Hit KO if Summoner has Gil

[–]Tzen003Ice Queen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should! It's a decent game. :)

[–]galacticcyrus*Constantly playing Searching for Friends* 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]NorthernerWuwuCan't touch this! 42 points43 points  (16 children)

You made me wonder a moment there since I do have a couple of Lorens. Off to https://exvius.gamepedia.com/Loren it is!

Loren

Job: Swordsman

Gender: Female‎

Now I'm all confused again.

[–]aremboldt 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck off, now I can never use her(him???) again without being super confused and possibly threatened / jealous?

[–]3XLWolfShirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why they aren't giving us Quina - they know s/he would break us.

[–]OneFlewOverXayahNest 3 points4 points  (12 children)

Maybe she is both.... Hehe ...

[–]Pyrebrand 11 points12 points  (10 children)

I dunno, then he/she might be a Swordsperson

[–]MachoBandit 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Or a swordshelicopter.

[–]ThePoliteMango 1 point2 points  (8 children)

I understood that reference.

[–]OneFlewOverXayahNest 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Care to explain?

[–]Bdellovibrio1000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it was a reference to a post somewhere of a tinder profile where the person identified their gender as attack helicopter.

Edit, this is what it is http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-sexually-identify-as-an-attack-helicopter

[–]Raphilink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought is was random. And I loved it

[–]ThePoliteMango 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Sorry, work has been hell today. Surely, but first I'd like to ask: have you played and finished FFVI? Asking to know how much of the plot to give away from Kefka's actions :D

[–]OneFlewOverXayahNest 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I have played enough. But I don't recall Kefka riding a helicopter vietnam style though...

[–]ThePoliteMango 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Apologies again, I thought your reply was to another post I wrote about Kefka.

Yes, the reference was to a dude that sexually identified as an attack helicopter.

Thank you for having patience with me, its been a bad week. May all your pulls be rainbows.

[–]OneFlewOverXayahNest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries. Are you ok though? Would you like to chat through pm?

[–]Sabata3Dank Veritas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about futa?

[–]SenctSave Tix and Lapis again ~ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

for me,

do you have resources ?? No.

Orz

[–]triculiousLing waifu bestest waifu 13 points14 points  (17 children)

Who's confused about Loren's gender?

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 39 points40 points  (15 children)

The translators apparently...

In case you aren't in on the joke, her story event kept swapping between he/she for her. Confused quite a few players.

[–]SpyderZT*Shuffles Papers* 14 points15 points  (11 children)

They did the same thing with Ozetta in this last story. -.- Someone NEEDS to do a continuity proof at least Once on these things. -.-

[–]GelatinGhostA2 14 points15 points  (7 children)

I thought it was an joke that miner-dude was too much of a hick to notice the knight in heavy armor was a woman. Guess I gave Gumi too much credit.

[–]SpyderZT*Shuffles Papers* 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Had they commented on it instead of just mixing it up more than once, I'd almost agree. But seeing as this isn't the first or second time we've seen this from them... I'm inclined to assume the worst. ;P

[–]Fiarlia890,670,443 [GL] 1190 ATK, woooooooooooo 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Not to mention they did the same with Nichol in the main story. More than once Nichol has been referred to as she or her.

[–]Kawigi 2 points3 points  (4 children)

And Veritas of the Waters, but perhaps that made sense in-universe somehow.

[–]Fiarlia890,670,443 [GL] 1190 ATK, woooooooooooo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Oh yeah... wasn't it "revealed" at some point that VotW was a woman? Or maybe I just remember it that way because of the misgendering. Oh well.

[–]Kawigi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I mean, I'm not sure if they were actually confused or not. The sprite is thinner and more "feminine" than the Veritas they'd met so far, and presumably would have had a feminine voice, even if it was a kind of axe-crazy one. They didn't have precedence for a female Veritas at the time, though. My justification is the translators actually didn't know for a few more continents.

[–]WanderEir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it doesn't help at all that japanese doesn't use gendered pronouns most of the time (and that's on the rare occasion that the subject of the conversation is even mentioned again, you can go on for ages without doing that in japanese.) which confuses the heck out translators all the time.

[–]Fiarlia890,670,443 [GL] 1190 ATK, woooooooooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That certainly seems more likely.

[–]ExKageStrong Style Fry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also used Goken/Gohken throughout part of that story event. -_- They had it as one thing in the dialogue and like the hud or whatever the other.

[–]ricprosperoI Thought I Taw a Rainbow Trystal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ohhhh, I still don't know if Ozetta is a guy or a girl!

[–]CiDevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Female.

[–]triculiousLing waifu bestest waifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went right over my head. Apparently I should read the dialogue a bit closer =P

[–]JBLfanHave you tried to git gud, kupo? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of us like it better that way.

[–]shinchi1280 19 points20 points  (33 children)

For me "Do you have the spare $ left after kids tuition fee, car insurance, travel insurance, saving plan, medical insurance, mothers day gift, housing loan, retirement fund, groceries, petrol, IMAX infinity war for the entire family?"

Eh...Maybe just pull once and pray?..:( :(

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 44 points45 points  (9 children)

Fake your own death. Claim the insurance money. Now you can spend that on lapis and are no longer burdened by your family. Face it, they are taking away quality FFBE time.

[–]lllZeisslllKaliva 17 points18 points  (8 children)

But, if I fake my own death, will Facebook lock my account?

[–]HoLeeFoook 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I just deactivated my real FB account two weeks ago (FFBE is on a dummy FB). On the "please tell us why you're leaving" page, there was an option to pass on account ownership after I die. "Yeah, I'm good." *clicks Deactivate*

[–]LordmotavSnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad died 4 years ago and his is still there and open and shit.

[–]DaeMon87 4 points5 points  (2 children)

dont forget deadpool 2

[–]archangel890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am almost more excited for that than IW lol

[–]Akiva279Oh Jake...I lov...I mean..grrr *Smack* ...."Im sorry...Jake...he 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadpool cross over? :D

[–]HoLeeFoook 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Infinity War > FFBE pulls, higher probability that you will actually be entertained.

[–]Riverl 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Here's the best solution: Pull ffbe while watching Infinity War! Such an exquisite 'flavor' (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

[–]Blitz324Is 7* Sephiroth a two winged angel? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me lol at work. Take my upvote sir.

[–]TheRussianAnarchist+ TT = <3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't we get 4 trial level bosses in the next week? Of all times to say we won't be entertained in this game, this upcoming week ain't one of them.

Now that that's out of the way, yeah Infinity War > FFBE pulls 11/10.

[–]ShadowFlareXIII1230 Atk Orlandeau! 1 point2 points  (8 children)

The question I have is: how do you have money for Tuition, insurance, savings, a house, groceries, fuel, and a retirement fund after taking your family to an IMAX showing? Shits like $30 per person here if you get a 2 drink 1 popcorn combo with your tickets...

[–]SeigiNoTenshiI've... learned how to smile... Even when I'm feeling sad. 0 points1 point  (3 children)

8usd in my country xD

[–]ShadowFlareXIII1230 Atk Orlandeau! 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It differs wildly in the states. Where I’m at an IMAX ticket is like $20. When I went to NYC though, I saw a movie at an IMAX and the tickets were almost $40 by themselves! Granted that was also like 8 years ago, so I imagine they may or may not still be the same price.

[–]dammitnoname 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Holy crap...it's like $13 CAD here...which I was surprised with, since AVX at other theatres is the same price now.

[–]ShadowFlareXIII1230 Atk Orlandeau! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the local-ish IMAX here is a regular AMC that only has one IMAX screen that’s brand new. I usually go to my small town local theatre that has $6.00 tickets and $8.00 2x Medium + large popcorn combo. $20 for a movie, drinks and popcorn for two people is tough to beat!

[–]Dasva2 0 points1 point  (3 children)

The key is not always going to IMAX and not buying the ridiculously overpriced concessions. Save so much money sneaking food and drink in lol

[–]ShadowFlareXIII1230 Atk Orlandeau! 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Are you asking me not to get movie theater popcorn? Because that’s not happening. I’mma eat that shit until I regret eating it halfway through the movie!

[–]Dasva2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No I'm saying buy less candles

[–]ShadowFlareXIII1230 Atk Orlandeau! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that’s fair then! I usually just do tickets + popcorn and drink. Rarely get candies, though the cookie dough bites are good!

[–]ShadowFlareXIII1230 Atk Orlandeau! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am quite fond of the very end of this flow chart.

I agree, this is 100% flawless and everyone should simply follow the lines to get where they belong!

[–]Desclipse369Puella Magi Fina Magica 6 points7 points  (13 children)

CG Nichol it is! That was my plan anyway.

...or was it Yuraisha?

[–]Kino-kun 1 point2 points  (11 children)

CG nicol can ST dispel without using magic. Yuraisha has 170% buffs and physical and magic damage mitigation to stack with regular damage mitigation. They're both amazing. Yuraisha is much further away.

[–]razordragon430I can break everything.....now what? 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I just wish there was a way for me to give debuff resistance ability to cg Fina :(

[–]Kino-kun 0 points1 point  (4 children)

That would be amazing. CG Nichol breaking the party makes him slightly less amazing. If anything, I've found that it doesn't matter while you're trying to build esper gauge and LBs.

[–]razordragon430I can break everything.....now what? 0 points1 point  (3 children)

i mean he would be my best buffer ever, but my cg fina is so broken at 652 mana and 60 mp per turn regen. I swear give me an item that gives her debuff resistance and she bests ayaka.

[–]Kino-kun 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ayaka, to me, shines with her innate stop resistance. To my knowledge, no one else has that to date. Otherwise, I'm all for CG Fina.

[–]razordragon430I can break everything.....now what? 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ayaka nowadays only gets useful for me in arena.

[–]Kino-kun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah :) I'm still waiting for her, but i can imagine.

[–]radium_eyeVideo killed the radio stars 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Can't anyone w/ Odin use Fingersnap to single-target dispel w/o magic?

[–]Kino-kun 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yes, you may want more than 1 unit to have dispel though. For example, in the upcoming Intangir reboot, you'll want to dispel him every turn. If you gave fingersnap to a support unit, then that unit would not have a turn to buff you. If you gave fingersnap to a damage dealer, then you would not have a dispel when doing damage. The work around in this case is that you can use a holy torch on those turns, but you only have 5. Otherwise, yes.

[–]Hermes-ffbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuraisha, ultimate granny solution to full waifu party!

[–]Kal-El9477Wait till you see my other katana. 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I dont want seph and lila. I just need 1 mim for my tim.

[–]FryreddviaPain doesn't hurt if it's all you've ever felt. 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Mim Tim (meme team) lmao.

[–]Kal-El9477Wait till you see my other katana. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good, right? Lmao. Just notice it too lol.

[–]DreamblitzXYou've activated my trap card! (198,162,240) 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You mean a Mimothy for your Timothy?

[–]LongHairedSkinnyDude𝓭 𝓪𝓲 𝓵 𝔂 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lewd.

[–]amhnnfantasyhttps://amhnn.wordpress.com 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Instructions unclear. Expanded slots for unit inventory.

[–]SyraxBaka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happens to all of us.

[–]dposluns 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pulling for Sephiroth is my first step towards quitting this game.

[–]Izuna_Guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I planned to get Sephiroth because he chains with so many people.

“But others chain better or do more damage.”

I planned to pull because the step up was a good investment.

“Nope they didn’t keep the multiplier so you’d be missing 2 out of 20 5 stars for even trying.”

I think all the characters on the banner are pretty neat o.

“So and so does it better also Lila isn’t even broken just misunderstood.”

... I want her STMR for Fei Fong Wong as it’s his best in slot.

“Just crazy enough we can’t disagree.”

[–]The_Lord_KUltra Somnia, Ultra Memorias 4 points5 points  (4 children)

How clear and concise. Everything is totally related and necessary to knowing whether or not "the thing" should be done!

Actually I do forget, was Loren someone who suffered from one of the he/she debacles? I know someone kept randomly changing genders in the global translation, but I swore that was Nichol?

! Oh the trap thing comes full circle. You're pretty good.

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I think Nichol got "she"-d but only once well after the fact it was established he was male. Loren got it bad on her intro which really confused players.

[–]The_Lord_KUltra Somnia, Ultra Memorias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally blanked on that then. I always registered her as female because of some discussions before release about usability and the fact she was changed to a normal rainbow draw on global.

[–]razordragon430I can break everything.....now what? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about that, but whenever I pull a new 5 star, I always read their lore page, so I knew she was a she.

[–]gena_st737 696 311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was Loren on the banner with Roy? If so, she’s the one that got called Sir at one point, which confused the heck out of me.

[–]HappyHateBotSenzu Bean! 445,101,697 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Save for CG_Lid. Gotcha, boss! o7

10/10, would follow flow chart again if result was not predictable after one iteration.

[–]Sephira6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that would hard pull for Sephiroth even if he was a supashit?

[–]KushielAOCWaiting for Seph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pulling regardless.

[–]DreamblitzXYou've activated my trap card! (198,162,240) 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. the chart tells me to save for CG Nichol, which I already know is the right move, but I might do a lap anyway because hoarding is hard, and Lila's design is cool

[–]Hauh3tShe will be mine! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CG Lid it is!

[–]thecriticofinnocenceNow Chains with Old Men/GL: 354,103,039 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This flowchart is flawed.

Everyone knows you can't quit the game after you've joined.

Why give them hope that they can?

[–]darthobiwanTrance Terra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's missing the only reason I'll be doing some pulls. "Do you plan to run the King Mog Event and want high bonus %?" which is a yes.

[–]_Slayton_From Lassworm to Lasswyrm 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Step 1, remember CG Lid will be obsolete in like 3 banners or something as always.

Step 2: NOSTALGIA NEVER GETS POWER CREEPED(unless you're Cloud), PULL FOR SEPHIROTH

[–]IndaleciaThe sword of "Stop That!" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) 2 Lorens, I'll wait for the glorious day that she gets her BAMF mode

2) FF7 is like....#7? 8? for my favorite FF. So miiiiiight pull for the chick on this banner but Seph isn't needed.

[–]pedersenk1027.614.900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sephiroth is the reason I played 8. The card game in 8 is why I played 9. Not knowing who the end boss was is why I hesitated to play 10. The story in 10 was the reason I played 10-2. 10-2 is why I haven't played one since...and getting old...but mainly how bad 10-2 was

[–]DestroChaos終わりだ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

[–]FullofTacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"who's killing these banners?"

[–]MAXzeriosI got what you need! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sign me up for five. I'll take five out of seven.

[–]TurroDeRecoletaUnlimited Gungnir Works 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top 10 anime dilemmas

[–]ChronosFFBEGods of RNG Guide You 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot the "Should You Buy Lapis" then straight to Seph banner.

[–]magondragoServing pears since 2005 2 points3 points  (1 child)

/u/TomAto314 I'll be honest here bro, I expect from all this nothing but the best PPD of all time.

OF. ALL. TIME.

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna be tough, I really like the DQ PPD. At least I have ample time to do it though.

[–]RadiantPKK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love flow charts like these wish their were more Upvote for you!!!!

[–]Gaminggamer212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I’ll save for cg nichol xD thanks for the suggestion

[–]DeHavilan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This here is a quality shitpost, thank you sir.

[–]JustForFree33Double Tidus / Double Blitzball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wasted 46 tix + 2 10+1 pulls w/o any rainbows on the mage banner. Solid nope for me then as the rnjesus doesnt want me to be happy

[–]plascra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOAH!

Upvoted! Save for CG LID it is then!

[–]Wubbywub18 Jan 2018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to quit!

[–]YinToYangOriginal Recipeh God and Lore Tour Host 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What nothing for Raegan? I'm shook. I feel like there should be a spot for Raegan saying like Do you prefer long haired pretty boys or a hot MAN's MAN!?!

[–]littorioHoard for 2 more A2, NIER RERUN PLEASE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TRAPS. ARE. NOT. GAY. sobs in corner

[–]raiko39"To The Skies!" 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I'm only going for step 3 from the banner. I don't really mind using 15k from my lapis hoarding for a random rainbow.

[–]darker_raven 1 point2 points  (4 children)

After you've spent 15k for a random rainbow won't it be worth it to spend 10k for a guaranteed Seph or Lila?

There will probably be more step ups in the future so it makes little sense to pull here unless you do a full lap.

[–]raiko39"To The Skies!" 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't really need Sephiroth since I already have Orlandu, and Lila isn't going to be a top damage dealer once 7-star drops, which is close to GL. Plus, Step 4's 10% 5-star ticket is enough to deter me from completing the stepup.

[–]darker_raven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sephiroth chains with Orlandu. If you don't have one of his other chaining partners (although IIUC enhanced Agrias is fine) then you might want Sephiroth.

Also, 7-star is a couple months away and IIUC Lila is still decent damage just not gamebreaking any more. It's more that she won't get her 7-star form until near the end off the roll out of 7 stars and is then just good not amazing.

In any case, if you don't want either featured unit then there is no reason to do the first 3 laps. You might as well just do dailies or save up for a different step up that does feature a unit you want. Both of those options have a similar total rainbow rate and a higher chance of pulling a featured unit you do want.

[–]TerrariyaAfter CG Nichol, I'm now waiting for you... 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's depends if you need/want Lila/Sephiroth.

What you're saying is like giving in to one of the most common marketing strategies. You didn't save 10000 Lapis to get something good, you wasted 10000 Lapis on something you don't need/want in the first place. However, it's also ironic that it also applies to the 15k Lapis spent for the first 3 steps, but that's more of gambling with better odds.

[–]darker_raven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have that backwards. You are giving in to the marketing strategy. If you don't want Lila or Sephiroth then you shouldn't pull at all with lapis.

You're considering spending 15k lapis to get 1 guaranteed off banner rainbow and, on average, around 1 other rainbow that is 1/3 of the time going to be Sephiroth or Lila. i.e. your expected value is approximately 2 rainbows with a 1/6 off banner rate.

That's barely better than the rainbow rate from pulling dailies with that many lapis, and those rainbows are going to be 1/3 on banner. If you don't want the units then just do daily pulls on a different banner or save for a different step up.

Similarly, if you want Sephiroth and/or Lila then if you do spend 15k lapis you only need to spend 10k more for a guarantee of getting an onbanner unit.

Without the increased rainbow rate that the JP version had, it doesn't make sense to pull on a step up unless you actually want one of the featured units. If you do want one of the featured units then you want to do the full step up.

[–]Dawn_of_AshesJustice Rains from Above! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna put 15k into the stepup and see what comes up. If I manage to get Seph or Lilia, I may go even further beyond even though I have a perfectly valid damage dealer.

Personally, I want Seph just so I can have another damage dealer since I'm getting bored of seeing the same skills from the same units with the same animations for the next billion years.

[–]PSIEXJust mana stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With your permission i have to play FFVII.

[–]MechaRonI annihilate thy form, Divine Techinique.....Niberlung Valesti! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I will not be pulling on this banner it seems instead I think I'll wait for Tifa or Lenneth.

[–]Blitz324Is 7* Sephiroth a two winged angel? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to get #1 Waifu but #2 (Barbie) keeps eluding me T_T.

[–]brokentoothpick923Youtube is where I spend most of my days 1 point2 points  (4 children)

My real questions are: Do I want to know what a trap is? If so, do I ask here? Or do I just avoid it as this is something I feel I don't want to google?

[–]CaptainnT 5 points6 points  (3 children)

It's a guy who dresses up like a girl in order to trick other guys into having sex with them or nudes w.e it is in fact very gay. (It's a trap!)

Not to be confused with transgendered people or drag queens.

If this is too much mods just let me know and I'll delete it.

[–]gena_st737 696 311 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Thank you for the information. I’m old and out-of-the-loop and also came to the comments to ask this. Follow-up question: how does the concept of traps apply to this banner?

[–]CaptainnT 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I assume it's because during the Lorraine story event they referred to her as a him (it was a translation error or typo not sure) and people I guess have never heard of mistakes before.

[–]gena_st737 696 311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm, what is this “miz-steak” of which you speak?

[–]pdnim7Saving for Lenneth // 993,330,203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at the various routes, I have come to the conclusion that I am the one going straight down to pulling.

[–]gena_st737 696 311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m still not convinced Ang is a boy.

[–]kaltricid 046,785,826 / /i, /s, /c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, thanks, you made me better understand my decision to not care for this banner ;P

[–]kazararetaCloud or Bust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, decided to put my money on my travels to latvia/estonia next week instead. Not even tempted to buy lapis.

[–]AGenericUsername1004Need Fry Friends | 495,810,040 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think I'll use the tickets I get from the King Mog event to pull for them, if not I'll pass and wait for Nichol/Hyoh/7 stars

[–]RageMast89F*ck RNG and make Warrior of Light great again. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My life in a nutshell

[–]Stendhal-Syndrom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. You. Must. Pull. For. Our. Own. Sacrifice.

[–]nethobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for clearing this up. I was worried I may have to pull, but I can save for lid and continue being snide about the worst story in the series.

[–]ThanatosVI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent chart!

[–]dshep0406Death From Above 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm stuck on the first one! I'm so torn on the greatest game of all time that I need a flow chart for this! The world is spinning...I feel so dizzy.... Why is it dark? Something just touched my leg! Hello? Is there anybody out there?

[–]Blitz324Is 7* Sephiroth a two winged angel? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is the option pulling and rebuying lapis for CG Lid and or Nichol?! I am disappointed with this chart and limitations. /s Seriously though, I needed an option for at least 1 or more combinations :P

[–]trini_assassinReady for Trials 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I followed the chart twice and I ended up on CG Nichol the first time and then CG Lid the second...help

[–]ricprosperoI Thought I Taw a Rainbow Trystal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best pull chart ever!

Pretty accurate too. So accurate it is scary!

[–]RandkinSome Lords just want to watch the world Kafrizzle 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Except if you have Loren 7* ready, Lid is irrelevant because 74% breaks are more than enough when applicable, plus Loren's last longer.

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you have Loren the flowchart "should" take you down the Nichol or Seph/Lila route. It's still possible to be funneled back to Lid, because I wasn't going to try too hard on this.

[–]RandkinSome Lords just want to watch the world Kafrizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not too worried about Nichol either, my boy Roy does the job. If I pull him, I'll use him for awhile, but zero chasing happens.

Same for Lila at this point, sadly. Between Fryevia, Cupid Art and Dragonlord there's plenty of damage types to go around

[–]vodka7upCloud-less skies. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is this humor? seems pretty accurate.

[–]Bebekiti[🍰] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I need Sephiroth to replace my outdated Luneth. The end.

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Those are two totally different roles. Unless you are just trying to replace one grey long haired dude with another.

[–]Bebekiti[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's the goal. B)

[–]CiDevant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got your priorities right.

[–]Jack_MikesonNo Ayaka or CG Fina Club Member 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No option to save for Hyou? What would /u/M33tm3onmars say?

[–]M33tm3onmarsHoard 4 Hyou 2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TBH, the hoard is going to CG Nichol first. ;) Hyou is the long con.

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only roadmap so far!

[–]MacrossX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I may pull since I'm going to lose a bunch of Orlandaus to 7* merging anyhow.

[–]MephimausCat girl says meow 🐱 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I only had 1 step, I still refuse to pull ;p

[–]Azmaz27Doing it for the love of the game! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It tells me I'm wrong and should pull lol."

[–]eDoXrOxFry, LV, Bar, Tidus 318,442,767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

amazing flowchart, gonna save for CG Lid thanks xD

[–]Fluff_E_Sheep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is talking about Sephirot and Lila and i'm just here sitting waiting for the Veritas ability awakening.

[–]rennyalex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, Kupo the breaks/buffs, and who cares about the nerf? let's pull like no tomorrow (FF7 is not even my favorite, but Lila sounds cool as well.. Sephy for the Hype, and Lila for the power. not bad..

[–]darkapaoTime to hoard XD 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Can someone help me please. I even got confused with the Flow Chart.

I have Loren and I have 2 of Her/Him. So I got that ready for the 7*. Does that mean I can get by not have CG LID?

Also is there anyone comparable to CG Nichol? Thanks

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

If you have 2 Loren, for sure skip on Lid. CG Nichol is a buffer that supersedes bards. While you can make do with bards like Lunera/Ramza/Roy the fact that he's not locked down while singing and has instant MP regen and damage mitigation set him apart from the rest.

Personally I'd drop lapis on the step up banner and save tickets for CG Nichol. Although there is another full month until Nicky comes.

[–]darkapaoTime to hoard XD 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Ok thats good to know. I have 2 Ramza and 2 Roy. Would CG Nichol would be better than them? Even at 7*. Thanks for the help.

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

He is better, but not 100% necessary. If you are good on offense or just prefer buffers over big numbers than I'd still go for CG Nichol.

[–]darkapaoTime to hoard XD 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I see. I guess I can use Lapis on Seph banner and Tickets for CG Nichol. Would I need to shoot for his 7*? Did he gt a step up banner?

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

CG Nichol did not have a step up. I would only shoot for one since his 7* form unlocked nearly last in JP so there's a good chunk of time between his release and his 7*.

[–]darkapaoTime to hoard XD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aite sounds good mon ami. I guess its lapis for sephi and tickets for Nicky XD

[–]salty-pretzels"Open 7 doors to reach the tower of power!" 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the flowchart for us real women? =p

[–]Redyxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing work

[–]Anon73229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Traps are gay

[–]CiDevant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait, what is Loren's gender and why does it matter? Is she a chaining partner?

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It matters for an all-waifu team. If you are confused on it then you should pull for Lid. If you have observed her gender as female then you are fine.

[–]IJyreI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much went around to "You're wrong but pull.", Yeah, I love this a lot. This was fun.

[–]allanarthurnot black cat but itll do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Traps? Please, we're civilized here. I think you mean forbidden waifu.

Also, CG Nichol is just Nagato Yuki, but rendered in 3D.

[–]snoman2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

amazing

[–]mattmags246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think I could laugh so much at a flowchart

[–]konahula10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ended up on the quit option. Followed instructions. Took a breath of fresh air by trying out other mobile games for once. Feels good, thanks OP!

[–]MihilleP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will try pulling Shilt because I don't have any AoE Magic Tank :/ If I got Seph/Lila before Shilt, eh I will take it

[–]Cloudy2017 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I saw the nerf and decided to blow my 70 tickets on the second banner, got myself 1 jiraya 1DF and 2Fry, not mad anymore.

[–]Blitz324Is 7* Sephiroth a two winged angel? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 eFrys are insane for ST damage. Congrats!

[–]GKO21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posting here hoping that your luck spill over :)

[–]MitosisWhatever way the wind blows 1 point2 points  (11 children)

Okay so, Nichol is a trap, and traps are gay. But Folka and Citra have the hots for Nichol. Since Nichol is a trap, this is gay, but since Folka and Citra are women, it is also... not gay?

Does the sex of the trap lover matter, or do traps make everyone gay regardless of sex?

[–]TomAto314Post Pull Depression[S] 17 points18 points  (8 children)

and traps are gay

Your whole premise falls apart right there.

[–]Neglectful_StrangerMy Little Sakura: Flat is Justice 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He has a feminine penis, so it isn't gay.

[–]brokentoothpick923Youtube is where I spend most of my days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I don't know where you got that from but that is probably the best oxymoron I've ever heard!

[–]hz32290I mean... c'mon, guys. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

still hoarding and hoping for CG Succubus Charlotte.

[–]BloodEnthused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guess i'll be saving for nichol, thanks!

[–]testmonkeyalphaMostly harmless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. What are the odds of this? I was also making a should you pull flowchart for this banner. Figured my old one was very outdated.

[–]bosoneandoBasch lives! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost perfect flowchart. But "How butthurt are you over nerfed step-ups" should be the first question. 5/7

[–]celegusBest Boy & Best Doggo Best Friends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save for Lid, got it!