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"A man and a woman had relations together, and after a few months the woman got fat. The man brought in a doctor who said: It's all air madam, all air! The man then said: 'But I don't pump air?'

Joke by Anne Frank

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Okey I'm dumb, but I really don't get this one.. care to explain?

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3 points · 2 months ago · edited 2 months ago

The man is saying he's not an air pump, and sex is like pumping up a tire sorta thing.

Another way to look at it is maybe being fat is a reference to being pregnant but since it's all air instead of pumping sperm the man thought he must be pumping air

EDIT: spelling

level 4

Heheh aight, thx! Gotta say AF wasn't my favourite comedian, but cool to have heard her humor anyways

level 3

Anne Frank had a terrible sense of humour. Reading her jokes gives new insight to Hitler's motivations, really.

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That is bad hahahaha

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Hahhah too rough man

level 4

it could be funnier in German or Yiddish

level 3

Same here

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