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Posted byu/[deleted]7 days ago

LPT: If you have plans to get lucky with a girl on a night out, wear two pairs of socks. When she takes off her uncomfortable/impractical shoes, you can offer her the extra pair to keep her feet warm and clean.

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level 1
15 points · 7 days ago

Uhh... My wife says this is a no go.

level 2
-1 points · 7 days ago

The chance of a positive reaction probably increases dependant on how much alcohol has been consumed lol

level 1

Yeah and you’ll also look like a complete psychopath.

level 1

Pleasing women is hard enough as it is. Offering your used socks will not be in your favor.

level 1

Master has given Dobby a sock!

level 1

Something about the way dudes make plans ahead of time to try and bait girls into having sex is weird and gross. 😐

level 2
-3 points · 7 days ago

The socks are not an exchange for sex. Rather, a small gesture in case such happens out that way.

Of course men go out to bars to get lucky sometimes, no harm done in preparing for a good outcome.

level 3

Why not "If you want a girl to like you on a date out, do ______", then? The wording strongly implies that the endgame is just to bone, which is lame. Insert Nice and receive sex.

level 1
3 points · 7 days ago

I'd rather have dirty feet than wear some random date's "extra" socks. For real, if this is your master plan, please just put them in a pocket rather than doubling up on your feet. And warn the poor girl ahead of time, don't just swoop in when she wants to take her heels off like "I just so happen to have these extra socks", you'll look like a total creepo.

level 1

Damn I just cringed when I read this. Did you really do this? Last time I was in Las Vegas, my gf wanted to take off her heels. I bought her $10 disposable shoes. Wearing anyone's socks is down right gross.

level 1

As a woman, gross.

level 1

If you're wearing both pairs, they're both going to get dirty. Why not take an extra pair with you?

level 2

Why not bring her an extra pair of underwear, in case she shits herself?

level 2
-1 points · 7 days ago

Fair point. Convenience sake.

level 1

after a night of walking around, some standing, more walking and maybe some dancing wearing two pairs of socks. im pretty sure those are gonna be sweaty and stinky as hell.

Worst case scenario when you offer them and it creeps her out and she starts walking away, you can use them to put cover her nose so she loses consciousness.

level 1

Presumably you’re either going back to your house, in which case you can offer her a pit of clean socks, or your going back to her place, where she can get her own socks.

Why do people thing up weird shit like this and think it’s acceptable

level 1

What if your feet are significantly bigger than hers?

level 2

Then you hope she appreciates the thought...

level 2

Put on the socks on her and say "You know what they say about guys with big feet"

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