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[–]y0uslutwhore 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Unless you're using your fingers during the feast, you're fine. We use forks, spoons, and chopsticks; remember these utensils?

[–]stormwillpass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Except at restaurants like Cheesecake Factory where the waiters set the table without washing their hands and place the bare utensils on a half-ass-cleaned table that doesn't have linens.

[–]meowmeowcomputer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LPT: Don't eat at Cheesecake Factory

[–]China_Bear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless you are immunocompromised, there's nothing to worry about. A dose of germs here and there can maintain your immune system healthy.

[–]CanIEatYourLunch 4 points5 points  (2 children)

LPT: Be a man and never wash your hands. Do you think your great-grandfather John washed his hands every time he touched a bloody menu

[–]generalbacon965 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He didn’t even need the menu

[–]bman_78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless the menu is wet or moist it will not pass most harmful bacteria

[–]neomygod 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I feel like I worked at a restaurant and wiping down the menus was a thing...?

[–]delirium_3[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

before and after every customer?

[–]neomygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well no, I don’t think it was a daily routine..but I’m pretty sure it happened.

Maybe it was daily, I don’t know, nvm.

[–]cannabis96793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I don't carry around a sink, and hand sanitizer is a immune system killer.

[–]MostlyCredibleHulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can either talk shit about how OP has to label common sense as a LPT, or how common sense has degraded to a point where it's uncommon. I'll just say nothing.


[–]WobblyGobbledygook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I have to share a menu with these filthy commenters?!