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[–]BoaCs 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Khajit, because my palico has a skooma problem

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Maiq knows that you are lying

[–]BoaCs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. Yeah but can you really trust him?

[–]ZeroDrag0n 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Squanchy, for obvious reasons _^

[–]Dual BananasNerdtron93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That name is top tier squanch

[–]HamSlammer87 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Billy.

Named after our first (and only) cat me and my wife adopted when we moved in together.

A careless friend let him outside when they were house sitting for us, and we never found him. He was missing for 5 days before we got back and found out.

We had him for little more then 2 years, but we missed the little bugger too much to ever get another cat.

[–]akhikowa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine is Lucy Lawless. I wanted an amazing Palico, and it worked!

[–]Krywulf117 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Puck, Berserk fans will know why :)

[–]WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!TCGHexenwahn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That fairy made me sexually confused.

[–]Mr-Poopybutthole1117 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scary Terry and because ‘you can run, but you can’t hide, bitch. Aw, bitch ‘

[–]blackbears24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mjolnir

I always suck at choosing names at the character creation stage. The more I think about something cool the less I come up with. First acceptable thing that popped in my mind.

[–]Used_Taco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2Catz cause kity Boi seemed too cheesy.

[–]butttape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magoo. My kitty cat that is no longer here.

[–]JackTheWhiteKid 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Moonman. I looked out my window and saw a full moon for inspiration.

[–]Mr-Poopybutthole1117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goooodbyyyyyye. Mooooooonmennnnnnn.

[–]TATATATATATA BAAAAAAAANG!vza004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mines called Caliconeco because I'm simply terrible at naming cats.

[–]Saryn_Storm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mr. Bigglesworth. It's a reference to a certain movie and a game.

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ONE HUNDRED MILLION... BILLION.... DOLLARS

[–]SenorDangerwank[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rigby.

My character is named Mordecai.

I had to.

[–]zemus101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alfador! Magus'/Janus' cat from Chrono Trigger :)

[–]LykiosTesseract 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Digit, after my first big, lovable dope of a cat.

[–]AnUnderwhelmingPie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mine's name is Roswell after my first cat. He was old and sweet and just the sweetest car I've ever known. He sadly passed a few years ago, but I've always missed him. When I found out I could design my Palico I immediately started going through pictures to try and find a picture of him. It's nice playing a game with Roswell at my side, like he used to curl up on my lap and sleep, but now fighting next to me. It's nice to see him again.

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unexpected feels detected

[–]Beard_Biscuit 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Steve, because that's what I name all my animals.

[–]evilkillejr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Steve the first, Steve the second, Steve the third and "Steve the one we tried to give a bath to"

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

steve it out mate

[–]AxeDaddy83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alfonso, because my buddy strolled down the stairs one day and proclaimed that he would from thence forth be called Jasper and I would be his trusty sidekick, Alfonso.

[–]Legitpanda69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dawg, i just love dogs

[–]WitchRolina -1 points0 points  (1 child)

My family had a dog that would only eat catfood - we figured she wanted to be a cat. Perhaps your Palico is the inverse, and aspires to doghood then? :D

[–]Legitpanda69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be 🤔

[–]Some_Stoned_Dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ernesto , after my late cat who is now immortalized in palico form

[–]Stoneysquirrel38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brothers cat is named cat so we both named our palicos cat(i dont have a cat) We live an hour apart so the first time we grouped was pretty hilarious just seeing 2 almost identical palicos named cat running around

[–]Dual BananasNerdtron93 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ser pounce. 'Cause references yo.

[–]jrmac2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is named the same👍🏻

[–]iwantaktak 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dog

[–]soduhcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is mine. Need add you

[–]SkLotus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Niko, named after my bastard of a feline I have back home.

[–]makiller_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charlie, because it's my cat's name :)

[–]LoKi_Cosmoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Korin, pure white eyes closed pointy ears if I could make him fatter he would be Korin from Dragon Ball.

[–]bebop8929 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gravy. I'm Biskits. We hit 'em with the 'ol shake 'n bake.

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talladega Nights

SHAKEEE AND BAKEEEE

[–]Janwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ser Meowington - a noble and stalwart friend

[–]BlufreezeBz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Palicos name is Nekomata. Because I’m a Nioh scrub and I loved my pocket kitty.

[–]Darui-is-basic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can opener, because I wanted him to be useful. And nothing is more useful than household appliances

[–]QueenLamoura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mittens. I called my first palico in mhfu that and through all the games I never changed it

[–]Rabbitknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Malevolence after my irl black cat

[–]Kbratch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Korin, because he has the power to defend Kami's Tower

[–]-Rigamorticia- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Herbert cause that’ll be the name of the first pet I plan on getting when I move out : O

[–]WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!TCGHexenwahn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odd Eyes, because it has odd eyes. (But actually because of that Yu-Gi-Oh dragon.

[–]Karnass_mhw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

mine is called Cat Astrophe

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is good

[–]Programmer95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Captain ginyu is his name. Cuz i'm Lord Freeza

[–]wanderinglostman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guppy because of The Binding of Isaac.

[–]That one huntercaptblackfang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scud because coming into this I figured he'd be good for a disposable distraction. That damn cat has saved my ass and stolen more kills than I can count.

[–]SnakP4k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord Beerus

[–]magack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SausageWallet... because reasons.

[–]desmondnewton 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Desmond because it’s a dope name

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

made me think of assassins creed lol

[–]WitchRolina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC, they've had AC crossover palico outfits in the past. Would be cool to see Desmond all dressed up if they do it again.

[–]Pentikal 0 points1 point  (6 children)

McFuzzy. Wanted to get to hunting and it was just like "yup, good enough"

I wish I went with a duo name like calling my character Starsky and my palico Hutch. Lol.

[–]FussyPuuckers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's actually pretty cool, i just went with my name like a sad ass

[–]Scarops_ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Same story here, too. I just wanted to get in the game so my kitty is Mr. Meowkins

[–]Pentikal 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Oh man that give me an idea. Mr. Meowgi.... Now I'm sad hahaha

[–]ThisCatMightCheerYou 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).


I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.

[–]Pentikal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god that is a scary ass cat! Why bot, why!?

[–]Purveyor of InformationGamer3427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bot, though that gif is bizarre and should never be used again.....

[–]Dankmemeparrylord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pussi boi

[–]InstantRegicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex's master because that's my best friends name and I wanted to clarify to him that he was in fact my cats bitch

[–]JynxedMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vi..... because my dogs name is violet

[–]Snakeskins777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hobo

Cause he looks like a hobo carrying around his bone club

[–]WolfeDoge 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Mewn! It's the Palico version of moon, and I couldn't resist..

[–]Platinumblade00 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You missed the opportunity for Mewn Mewn???

[–]WolfeDoge 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh, damn.. I genuinely did:c

[–]Platinumblade00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont fret! Ill make a new hunter and name his palico Mewn Mewn and I'll for sure make him super derpy

[–]Platinumblade00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed the opportunity for Mewn Mewn???

[–]SpartacusOsm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickles because I like pickles.

[–]Olympic-Llama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long John silver because my guy is named captain flint

[–]Jak2313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dusk cuz I can never find him. 2nd char has Cheshire for the same reason.

[–]Xurlond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zed cause zeds dead

[–]TemporaryVice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named mine taco and made him look like a tiger

So taco the tiger

[–]PST-Dipsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Sakamoto because he looked Japanese and sassy enouh that he wants me to call him "Mister"

[–]Ihategoldenrods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kaede since she's the best girl in Danganronpa.

[–]RequiemFenrir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bastet. Should be obvious why.

[–]anotherredwingsfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm S A D, my palico is A N G E R

i'm always sad my helper is a halfwit, he's always mad because i insult him every chance i get.

I'm kinda weird

[–]Abturiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oscar. My bf's name, since it was him who introduced me to the franchise back in MH4U

[–]ragnarokda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Ricky.

[–]cloroxmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mikasa because well Attack of titan..

[–]lilPumpFRTn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy (Fairy Tail)

[–]butternutsco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is rush because that was the name of my favorite felyne in monster hunter freedom unite

[–]RandiTheRogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foxtrot. I colored him to look like a fox. 🦊

[–]Dalek_Trekkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greed, because I couldn't come up with a name at the time and I didn't know that it was permanent.

[–]InDELphuS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tostadas, because my Palico is owned by a Latino

[–]PottyboyDooDoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Boy. It’s fun to yell. “Baby Boy! Noooo!” “Thanks Baby Boy!”

[–]thompower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

カルビ because I like yakiniku

[–]SirBootyHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord Kitty, because I couldn't think of anything else at the time

[–]SilverShako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mitternacht(Midnight), because I was looking for a fancy German name choice for my Palico, and decided to name it based on the color scheme I went for it, a dark-purple and black striped scheme.

[–]SaneNero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LolNein

[–]TylerKnowy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luko, it’s a combo of my two cats olive and lukas

[–]ohbehave20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Layla, because of my favorite song.

[–]Purveyor of InformationGamer3427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is named Azzolmi, and her name is simply what I came up with years ago for my character's animal companion, (well, one of three names to be exact, but she's the main one). My palico's appearance though is based on the topaz carbuncle from Final Fantasy XIV, since I used the topaz carbuncle for a long time when I first picked up that game, and I used Azzolmi as my personal name for mine, (even though you can't technically name them in game)......

[–]Tacotek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squidge is his name. I named him after my cat.

[–]voids_raider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rampete- some translation (danish maybe) of mischief

[–]Sandsrivalx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine's Peekee. Why? Name of my childhood stuff toy

[–]whalewhiskr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rika

the best therapy pet my grandparents owned. imu.

[–]INeedANapFam 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Kitsu, short for Kitsune cuz he looks like a fox

[–]AnimalFactsBot 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Adult red foxes usually live alone except during the mating season in January and February and when raising young.

[–]INeedANapFam 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The more ya know

[–]AnimalFactsBot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It looks like you asked for more animal facts! A group of hippos in known as a ‘herd’, ‘pod’, ‘dale’, or ‘bloat’.

[–]INeedANapFam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep em comin

[–]Dead-Brain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kavat, 'cause of Warframe's space cats.

[–]falcof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zappa. My real cat's name is also Zappa and yeah... I like Frank Zappa and I think it's a good name for a cat! Also, apparently Frank loved cats and had a bunch of them.

[–]Marco_Nope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naruto because my characters name is Kushina. Missed the chance for Happy and Natsu :(

[–]True GunlancerBatze-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is called Helmish. It was the name of my very first Palico in MH: Generations and so i called my Palico that. He´s kind of derpy and a real troll, but i love the little Monstertrucker.

[–]Loganm1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gerd because I have gerd

[–]Matzeroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sazzles

Because he's sazzy

[–]faponmyface101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines called Palibro, hes ma bro...

[–]SloLGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog because I’m not creative and I know a dog when I see one

[–]WitchRolina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Character Name: Flora
Palico Name: Fawnya

Figured spelling it like that was like a kitty sort of way of spelling/saying Fauna. Technically a mix of Fauna, Paw, and the Japanese word for "meow". The word "meow" in and of itself just doesn't work with Fauna for the sake of cat puns.

[–]DiddyNine5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named my two Palicos Gengar and Cheshire. Why? Because I love Gengar and the Cheshire Cat lol

[–]_cheefy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snarf - is explanation necessary?

[–]Gravfenbach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sif, after the most loyal of beasts.

[–]KnightSnake45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepino cause it was the name I gave my first farmer felyne in mh3u

[–]VoidWaIker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat Stevens, named after my cat who's named after the musician.

I'm planning on eventually making another character someday and basing them off Ciri from the Witcher and then naming the cat Geraldo Rivera.

[–]Shinicha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indigo, because his fur is deep blue color.

[–]deltora911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is Mew Mew, no special reason just thought it sounded cute.