It’s sewage. There’s nothing magical about it. It’s not some ancient beer or mummy goo. It’s literally waste runoff from modern humans that leaked into the sarcophagus through a crack in the side. People are stupid.
"It will give you all the powers of a 4,000 year old, dried out corpse!"
Knowing that, I now REALLY want the people who want to drink it to do so.
No, it's skeleton juice.
Do you want super human mutant Nephilim demigods? Cause this is how you get super human mutant Nephilim demigods.
I say let them drink it!
I wonder what it tastes like.
Is /r/kansascity leaking, again? Cuz we all about dat Arby's.
i don't even like looking at the picture
Yeah it's kinda grim 😂
I say let them drink it, then record what happens.
It's natural selection of anything
I signed the petition.
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