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People want to drink the red liquid from newly-opened 4,000-year-old sarcophagus

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level 1

It’s sewage. There’s nothing magical about it. It’s not some ancient beer or mummy goo. It’s literally waste runoff from modern humans that leaked into the sarcophagus through a crack in the side. People are stupid.

level 2

"It will give you all the powers of a 4,000 year old, dried out corpse!"

level 2

Knowing that, I now REALLY want the people who want to drink it to do so.

level 2

No, it's skeleton juice.

level 1
14 points · 1 month ago

Do you want super human mutant Nephilim demigods? Cause this is how you get super human mutant Nephilim demigods.

I say let them drink it!

level 1

I wonder what it tastes like.

level 2
22 points · 1 month ago

Arby's

level 3

Is /r/kansascity leaking, again? Cuz we all about dat Arby's.

level 2

e-coli

level 1

i don't even like looking at the picture

level 2
Original Poster1 point · 1 month ago

Yeah it's kinda grim 😂

level 1

I say let them drink it, then record what happens.

For science.

level 2
Original Poster2 points · 1 month ago

It's natural selection of anything

level 1

I signed the petition.

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