all 46 comments

[–]hurtsdonut_ 54 points55 points  (4 children)

They all look related.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf I swear you said retarded

[–]conclusioncycle[S] 29 points30 points  (5 children)

For those of you wondering about his unit size, I will do some reconnaissance, promise.

[–]roteroti 19 points20 points  (1 child)

"hey Mom, does Willem Dafoe, y'know, have a big dick?" Mom, looking to dad, "...yes"

[–]chriskleine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hah, awesome

[–]SgWaterQn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its pronounced Wilhelm/

[–]Eat_shat_nd_die 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being sarcastic, no need to traumatize yourself child.

[–]Eat_shat_nd_die 31 points32 points  (5 children)

I've heard he has a giant penis, can your mom confirm?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To shreds you say

[–]Jamesizdabitch 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Just watch the film 'Antichrist' to find out

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That or The Dance of the Sphinx & the Chimera

[–]BobbyGasoline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a body double. They wanted people to stay focused instead of asking questions about his giant wang.

[–]Mantalex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can’t tell when this picture was taken. He looks the same now.

[–]eggmo1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

What's their story, how did they meet?

[–]conclusioncycle[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mother’s long term boyfriend during the 80’s was (and I think still is) Willem’s best friend. He might’ve also been involved with the Wooster group with Willem, but I’m foggy on that.

[–]Lastjewnose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I heard he has an uncomfortably large penis. Confirm or deny?

[–]rimper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Bobby Peru...Just like the Country ".

[–]Silent_Hysteria 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took me a second to get the orientation of the photo right in my head. You should tweet it to him lol

[–]mikejayray85 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is your mom left or top?

[–]conclusioncycle[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bottom left of triangle

[–]Itherial 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that’s Norman Osborn dude. You know, James Franco’s dad? Your mom met the Green Goblin.

[–]superjordo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I heard he got kicked out of high school for making a porno. You should ask your mom about that!

[–]Amjo87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He still looks creepy lol. Great actor but always creepy.

[–]zzcheeseballzz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who took the picture?

[–]conclusioncycle[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mom’s bf I assume. Have to ask her.

[–]fabrikated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rather looks like Willem Dafriend.

[–]mymorningjacket 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Which one is Willem?

[–]conclusioncycle[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On the right lol

[–]sbeckley02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who took the photo?

[–]zeptimius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Willem Dafoe, Daniel Defoe.

[–]Halall 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Mr_Sir_Blirmpington 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Defoe's girlfriend's left foot looks like his hand holding your mom's head on a stick.

[–]HouseOfAplesaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Willem Dafoe is your Uncle? Bad ass!! Now I need to see you smile...

[–]Thizzlebot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did he have the same face as he does now? I like to imagine that he never had a kid voice lol

[–]ThatEmoKidFromSchool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is with commenter and Defoe's dick? This is the first I've heard of it.

[–]Csanchez90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheyenne jacobs?

[–]Marine4lyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man are you sure it's not the 70's? If it's the 80's it would have to be early. 80-81.

[–]aidisarabia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd check my DNA, if i were you.

[–]Dark_Vengence 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]slick_stone_bridges -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your mom looks like his sister

[–]nityoushot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder what kind of Orgasm Face Wilhelm Defoe makes...OP, can you ask your mom?