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My Mother (left), Willem Defoe, and his girlfriend (1980’s)

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They all look related.

1 point · 6 months ago

Wtf I swear you said retarded

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Original Poster32 points · 6 months ago

For those of you wondering about his unit size, I will do some reconnaissance, promise.

"hey Mom, does Willem Dafoe, y'know, have a big dick?" Mom, looking to dad, "...yes"

Hah, awesome

Its pronounced Wilhelm/

I was being sarcastic, no need to traumatize yourself child.

I've heard he has a giant penis, can your mom confirm?

12 points · 6 months ago

To shreds you say

Just watch the film 'Antichrist' to find out

That or The Dance of the Sphinx & the Chimera

That was a body double. They wanted people to stay focused instead of asking questions about his giant wang.

Can’t tell when this picture was taken. He looks the same now.

10 points · 6 months ago

What's their story, how did they meet?

Original Poster22 points · 6 months ago

Mother’s long term boyfriend during the 80’s was (and I think still is) Willem’s best friend. He might’ve also been involved with the Wooster group with Willem, but I’m foggy on that.

I heard he has an uncomfortably large penis. Confirm or deny?

7 points · 6 months ago

"Bobby Peru...Just like the Country ".

5 points · 6 months ago

Took me a second to get the orientation of the photo right in my head. You should tweet it to him lol

Is your mom left or top?

Original Poster7 points · 6 months ago

Bottom left of triangle

I’m pretty sure that’s Norman Osborn dude. You know, James Franco’s dad? Your mom met the Green Goblin.

I think I heard he got kicked out of high school for making a porno. You should ask your mom about that!

3 points · 6 months ago

He still looks creepy lol. Great actor but always creepy.

Who took the picture?

Original Poster8 points · 6 months ago

Mom’s bf I assume. Have to ask her.

Rather looks like Willem Dafriend.

Which one is Willem?

Original Poster7 points · 6 months ago

On the right lol

Who took the photo?

Willem Dafoe, Daniel Defoe.


Defoe's girlfriend's left foot looks like his hand holding your mom's head on a stick.

So Willem Dafoe is your Uncle? Bad ass!! Now I need to see you smile...

How did he have the same face as he does now? I like to imagine that he never had a kid voice lol

What is with commenter and Defoe's dick? This is the first I've heard of it.

Cheyenne jacobs?

Man are you sure it's not the 70's? If it's the 80's it would have to be early. 80-81.

I'd check my DNA, if i were you.


Your mom looks like his sister

I wonder what kind of Orgasm Face Wilhelm Defoe makes...OP, can you ask your mom?

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