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[–]Utley_961 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It'd suck more for the neighbor.

[–]genericusernametwo 48 points49 points  (1 child)


[–]snokesroomate 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Send fake missle warning to his other neighbor = the perfect crime.

[–]BeenCarl 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Have a taste of my fake missile, bitch!

[–]sabrinatc1989 34 points35 points  (2 children)

"Bet you regret letting Skittles shit in my yard now, Mark" *cocks shotgun with one hand

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]KoRnflak3s 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Disgustingly accurate.

[–]wildcardyeehaw 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't the missile do it for you...

[–]dizzyhobo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But that’s not as fun as finally shutting that stupid prick up.

[–]zippofreak13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe we could do it if we only had minutes to live

Hacks emergency warning system

[–]nlacewell99 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Meanwhile in Hawaii...im still tramautized and the rest of the world is joking about it...✌🏾

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Do what we do when we need a break from the world. Go to Hawaii.

But seriously what went through your mind before you knew it wasn't real?

[–]Skevoso 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I was suspicious if it was real part of the time. The sirens never went off and the news wasn't covering anything.

Still had a pretty intense, adrenaline filled 10 minutes before I came to those deductions.

[–]nlacewell99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband is stationed here and his unit is literally the air missle defense team so since he was at home playing league of legends i knew nothing was happening...

[–]PineappleLife3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing is off limits for jokes

[–]AntTheMighty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must have been on the verge of doing it for a while to do it the first chance you got. I'm on to you OP.

[–]SgWaterQn 2 points3 points  (3 children)

got lost or wanted to exit you could just walk out of it. On top would be a grid of water spouts that cast sheets of water down, and the maze layout could change daily

[–]gecko_764 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you meant this for another thread....

[–]Fofo336 2 points3 points  (1 child)

HAHAHA wrong post dude

[–]SgWaterQn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently it's a bukkake race.

[–]jayzapf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... what'd your neighbor do?

[–]rustystainremover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supposedly they found a body out on the reef runway

Edit: near the runway

[–]fishnutterbutter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how many people blurted out embarrassing secrets!

[–]Teh_iiXiiCU710NiiR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id do a shitton of illegal shit if i found out that we were being nuked.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you thinking about this... VERRRY SPECIFIC