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[–]Lannister_Kwyjibo 370 points371 points  (11 children)

This is the ideal shower thought, this is what peak performance looks like

[–]OmarGuard 50 points51 points  (8 children)

I can't wait to see it reposted ad nauseum

[–]SgWaterQn 24 points25 points  (7 children)

If you put a fridge outside and it’s below freezing out, is it a heater?

[–]SenorNoodles 12 points13 points  (6 children)

No everything in the fridge freezes. Knowledge from personal experience...

[–]open_door_policy 15 points16 points  (4 children)

That's why put a lightbulb in there. It keeps your fridge from becoming a freezer.

[–]stevey_frac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you accidentally a word.

[–]RabidZoo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My lightbulb doesn't work☹. I have to use the flashlight on my phone to see in the back. Smdh.

[–]ThatBoyBloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The freezer burn should be enough

[–]ThatBoyBloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set the curtains on fire and your house will stay well lit. Cheap too, only haveto buy the lighter once.

[–]sandscript 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See? This is why I love Reddit. How elsewhere would I ever get an answer like this, to a question I never knew to ask?

[–]dmart030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's downhill from here. :(

[–]Koovies[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may not like it. .

[–]Rodney_Copperbottom 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Back in the mid-80s I worked a late-evening shift at a convenience store, and heading home at midnight, I would often take a slightly different route so that I would get caught at the stoplight right next to a Wonder bread bakery. I'd roll down my window and take deep whiffs of the baking bread. That's my real-life equivalent of a fly flying through a fart.

Reading this shower thought brought back that memory, which I had forgotten for a long time.

[–]timelymanningmeme 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Thanks for sharing!

[–]Cappadox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks for sharing the bread, Jesus!

[–]rckymtnrfc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to live in Tampa, FL not far from a Wonder Bread factory. At night the smell carried all around the neighborhood. It was pretty awesome.

[–]BeezyJ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

True. When I drive past KFC and the smell hits me I immediately think about eating shit too.

[–]Zeergy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fly through.

[–]emeraldragon2555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess the problem would occur when the fly decided to order something.

[–]CSmodel101 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right when I'm going to unsubscribe because the same six showerthoughts keep looping, this gem comes along and 180s me. This is chest tattoo or tombstone level stuff. This should be the example for what this sub can be.

[–]HarbourAce 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ah yes a great thought as I an eating

[–]Kogman555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, i'm so sorry for you! How did you become an eating in the first place? it must be terrible.

[–]pleasestopdrinkindad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good thing you are a fly

[–]sric2838 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Interesting marketing I learned: Restaurants vent their kitchens outside to attract passersby, while grocery stores vent their bakeries inside to cause shoppers to get hungry and buy more.

[–]CSmodel101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Burger King has a very distinct delicious BBQ smell filling the air for a square block. Oddly, nothing I have ever eaten from Burger King has ever tasted like the smell. I even worked there and never smelled that smell inside the building. I swear they have some kind of BBQ scented candles they throw in the furnace or something.

[–]MyNameIsBadSorry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We must shut down this subreddit now. It is complete.

[–]betogess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have anything to offer but my sincere appreciation for that shared thought. From now on , I’ll remember you every time I fart.

[–]challam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly one of the most bizarre showerthoughts I’ve read. What else goes on in your mind? Tell us about your dreams?

[–]Some_Weeaboo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like driving past In-N-Out.

[–]0hwowitsme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missed opportunity for poo poo platter.

[–]skunkpisss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made me laugh so hard, I think I love you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smell popcorn!

[–]torreneastoria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit...

[–]end_all_be_all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this has an actual answer over at r/askscience

[–]Blubberibolshivek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an insult to kfc?

[–]justinfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done, sir!

[–]ashlicamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bravo. Just, bravo.