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[–]roadtrip-ne 213 points214 points  (7 children)

I just hope they took the kids out of the storm drains

[–]-MPG13- 89 points90 points  (2 children)

"Meh, they're already down there. Let's not bother."

[–]0100001101110111 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Hey honey, little jimmy can stay in that storm drain alllll weekend if we want”

[–]smileywaters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know me, I don't like to pry

[–]Re-Horakhty01 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Don't worry, they'll float.

[–]Slyguy9766 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They all float down here!

[–]doucheyd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"it" already ate them

[–]Codename_Soap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they'll float.

[–]Aardvark_Man 80 points81 points  (3 children)

[–]Doma17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wow, that must hurt

[–]Rick_from_C137 14 points15 points  (1 child)

No wonder he crushed, she is kind

[–]uniqueoriginalname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this. She sounds like a keeper. Too bad

[–]rokudaimehokage 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Or a great time.

[–]tiduyedzaaa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Still a hard time

[–]patrickpickles22z 115 points116 points  (10 children)

Let's just wait for those mid-October babies to start pouring in. I predict at least a quadrupling of the Hawaiian population!!! If not a quintupling!!!

We've got to come up with a good name for this new generation of Hawaiians

[–]Lucky_Ted 76 points77 points  (2 children)

Baby False Alarmers

[–]ebg_guvegrra 253 points254 points  (1 child)


[–]Mario6345 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This one. This wins

[–]peckishdino 21 points22 points  (5 children)

I'm pretty sure even if everyone were to have a baby regardless of age that the population can only increase by 50% not including twins, triplets etc

[–]hollyisnotgay -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

Not even that because only women can give birth

[–]SeanGames 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Assuming 50% of people in Hawaii are women and 100% of them have a baby, the population would grow by 50%.

[–]SuperUnhappyman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

not accounting for twins or triplets of course

[–]lemoopa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What about the girls and the grannies?

[–]peckishdino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah which is why I said regardless of age.

[–]xPyrox4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generation Xplosion

[–]aaawwwyeah 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there....

[–]FedoraTipper15 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]DirtyAxe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or just found out they feel the same

[–]SinusMonstrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]xSabre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because boner

[–]0k_nowwhat 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Doubt texting your crush is the first thing that will come to mind when you know there’s a missile headed your way

[–]laflamablanc 49 points50 points  (7 children)

You must have never been a teenager

[–]TheRedmanCometh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You would be very wrong

[–]RobertCactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends if they said yes or no, and if the crush tells anyone

[–]Hillary_Antoinette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder about how many alcoholics relapsed.

[–]NicktheBick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This describes me! Worked out well, we have a date next weekend! :)

[–]jursla -1 points0 points  (0 children)