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Jooookaaahh
10 days ago

I think we all owe pat an apology

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A curbstomp symphony
92 points · 10 days ago

Hey, haven't you heard? "A good pirate never takes another person's property!"

14 points · 9 days ago

"Being a pirate is really all about trying to find the One Piece"

For Pat Crazy Talk is a stand, for Dan Ryckert it's a quirk

Jooookaaahh
Original Poster81 points · 10 days ago · edited 10 days ago

He might be wrong ALL the time, but he has NEVER said anything like that before.

Dan is, yeah. If you actually listen to the stuff he says he is really clueless sometimes.

The famous example is him trying to cook egg shells, cause he thought those are egg whites and his mother telling him that's not it. If you thin, well kids do dumb stuff, he was way past twenty at that point.

That guy that counts things.
49 points · 9 days ago

Is he the guy that as a kid thought if you wore glasses with stronger prescription it made your eyesight stronger, so he failed the eye test on purpose to get thick-ass glasses that eventually messed up his eyes permanently?

do combo
28 points · 9 days ago

The one and only.

This man is a serious danger to himself.

13 points · 10 days ago

You can't keep eating hot dogs from shoeboxes forever!

THAT'S HIP HOP
14 points · 9 days ago

I genuinely don’t know if that is worse than DSP fucking up cooking Cup Noodles.

I'll slap your shit
7 points · 9 days ago

How did he fuck that up!?

THAT'S HIP HOP
24 points · 9 days ago

He starts by talking about how its a cheap thing to eat, then decides to use a $300 coffee maker to get the hot water to boil the noodles, he then gets the water in a coffee mug, tries to pour the water into the Cup Noodles but because its a coffee mug he spills a shit ton of water on his counter. He then tries to do the same thing with a different Cup Noodles, and again spills all over his counter. He then tries to eat the noodles with a spoon.

19 points · 9 days ago

You forgot that the coffee maker couldn't heat the water to a boiling point or give enough water for a cup (and refilling the cup made the water even colder), that he never closed the lid and instead spend 3 minutes stirring the cup noodles (making the water lose even more heat). And finally, how he spent 27 minutes to prepare cup noodles!

DSP's Masterclass on making cup noodles

Please tell me there is footage of this!

THAT'S HIP HOP
5 points · 9 days ago

Here's a link so you don't give DSP a view or ad money https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3euGbJoFo8&t=583s

Mahvel is NEVER
3 points · 9 days ago

I don't know does Dan know how to piss without dropping the whole roll of toilet paper. And if he doesn't does he try to pass it out as other people being wrong?

He didn’t know you could wash Hoodies. So he just got new ones when they started to smell.

13 points · 9 days ago

That can't be real

16 points · 9 days ago · edited 9 days ago

https://twitter.com/danryckert/status/924335815395827713?s=21

I never lie about stupid bullshit on the internet.

It's Fiiiiiiiine.
37 points · 9 days ago

My favorite part of this is how Dan just takes it in stride. He said something dumb, he laughs about it, learns something new, all in good fun.

4 points · 9 days ago

That's why he's the best. He says something insane everyone loses it and he goes oooooh ok I learned a thing today. Always great.

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26 points · 10 days ago

I think stupidity/lack of common sense is different from crazy talk

Rememer that Pat actually thought you can get AIDS if you don't hand dry plates and just let them dry on their own.

'0' days without dick jokes and staying there
13 points · 9 days ago

That just sounds like his stupid OCD shit trying to justify itself. Like Paige and her toilet goblins

Nah, he actually stopped doing that after Paige explained it to him in detail.

Source?

I assume you mean the source of Pat saying that, not the source of "how you get AIDS via drying plates".

It was definitely brought up a couple of times on the Paige aka PeachSaliva or Pat streams, maybe on one of the podcasts. Paige is streaming today so you probably can ask her\Pat directly on Twitch. I would love to give you a link, but i don't remember what stream it was.

Edit: Actually check here http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/5m9rac/actual_pat_funfact/ Sadly it's just mentioned as a known thing, with no link.

If I had a fanbase they'd kill me!
5 points · 9 days ago

Commenter says it’s from his FFXV livestream, so I guess find one from a year ago and hope it’s right.

Pat has both and you know it

Super Egregious
12 points · 9 days ago

that 10 billion dollars thing is kind of suspect to me, I can buy that the British Empire are transporting $10,000,000,000 worth of goods over the years, but stealing it would be like one of those comically over the top thefts you see in cartoons.

4 points · 9 days ago

They have to be accounting for inflation.

Pat the Liar
9 points · 9 days ago

let's be honest we owe pat more then one

but hes wrong anyway

I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less
6 points · 9 days ago

My favorite Dan Ryckert video https://youtu.be/QO12Th8GoJg

The Blurst of Dan Ryckert

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The Kansas school system failed that man

I used to be a human but I don't know why
6 points · 9 days ago

Or... we could just double down on it. Its what he would have wanted.

When Ben tries to say it’s like Jeff’s Phoenix down moment and Jeff’s “NO” slays me

I don't have a clever flair
2 points · 9 days ago

What's a phoenix down moment?

5 points · 9 days ago

https://youtu.be/JS6CXgloFUg

15 fucking games and I only just got it too recently

6 points · 9 days ago

Honestly this is why I respect Dan so much. He is man who just loves being himself 24/7.

Local Creepy Furry, & Tails fanboy
18 points · 9 days ago

Dan got married at a Taco Bell in Vegas in an expenses-paid trip after winning a contest sponsored by Taco Bell for couples to get married at a special Taco Bell wedding place. His life is dreams.

Destiny Is Destiny
4 points · 9 days ago

He had to pay taxes on the wedding, so apparently it was still super expensive.

I will never apologise to Patrick!

Resident Dark Souls 2/RWBY expert/defender. Knows more than Pat.
1 point · 9 days ago

You're a trash man, Blackbeard.

Gettin' your jollies?!
1 point · 9 days ago · edited 9 days ago

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How 'bout no?

I love Dan never change

-1 points · 10 days ago · edited 5 days ago

Ha ha, no we don't.

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