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Hey, haven't you heard? "A good pirate never takes another person's property!"
"Being a pirate is really all about trying to find the One Piece"
For Pat Crazy Talk is a stand, for Dan Ryckert it's a quirk
He might be wrong ALL the time, but he has NEVER said anything like that before.
Dan is, yeah. If you actually listen to the stuff he says he is really clueless sometimes.
The famous example is him trying to cook egg shells, cause he thought those are egg whites and his mother telling him that's not it. If you thin, well kids do dumb stuff, he was way past twenty at that point.
Is he the guy that as a kid thought if you wore glasses with stronger prescription it made your eyesight stronger, so he failed the eye test on purpose to get thick-ass glasses that eventually messed up his eyes permanently?
The one and only.
This man is a serious danger to himself.
You can't keep eating hot dogs from shoeboxes forever!
I genuinely don’t know if that is worse than DSP fucking up cooking Cup Noodles.
How did he fuck that up!?
He starts by talking about how its a cheap thing to eat, then decides to use a $300 coffee maker to get the hot water to boil the noodles, he then gets the water in a coffee mug, tries to pour the water into the Cup Noodles but because its a coffee mug he spills a shit ton of water on his counter. He then tries to do the same thing with a different Cup Noodles, and again spills all over his counter. He then tries to eat the noodles with a spoon.
You forgot that the coffee maker couldn't heat the water to a boiling point or give enough water for a cup (and refilling the cup made the water even colder), that he never closed the lid and instead spend 3 minutes stirring the cup noodles (making the water lose even more heat). And finally, how he spent 27 minutes to prepare cup noodles!
DSP's Masterclass on making cup noodles
Please tell me there is footage of this!
Here's a link so you don't give DSP a view or ad money https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3euGbJoFo8&t=583s
Fresh from the real DSP channel.
I don't know does Dan know how to piss without dropping the whole roll of toilet paper. And if he doesn't does he try to pass it out as other people being wrong?
He didn’t know you could wash Hoodies. So he just got new ones when they started to smell.
That can't be real
I never lie about stupid bullshit on the internet.
My favorite part of this is how Dan just takes it in stride. He said something dumb, he laughs about it, learns something new, all in good fun.
That's why he's the best. He says something insane everyone loses it and he goes oooooh ok I learned a thing today. Always great.
I think stupidity/lack of common sense is different from crazy talk
Rememer that Pat actually thought you can get AIDS if you don't hand dry plates and just let them dry on their own.
That just sounds like his stupid OCD shit trying to justify itself. Like Paige and her toilet goblins
Nah, he actually stopped doing that after Paige explained it to him in detail.
I assume you mean the source of Pat saying that, not the source of "how you get AIDS via drying plates".
It was definitely brought up a couple of times on the Paige aka PeachSaliva or Pat streams, maybe on one of the podcasts. Paige is streaming today so you probably can ask her\Pat directly on Twitch. I would love to give you a link, but i don't remember what stream it was.
Edit: Actually check here http://goedhartvoordieren.nl/?page=r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/5m9rac/actual_pat_funfact/ Sadly it's just mentioned as a known thing, with no link.
Commenter says it’s from his FFXV livestream, so I guess find one from a year ago and hope it’s right.
Pat has both and you know it
that 10 billion dollars thing is kind of suspect to me, I can buy that the British Empire are transporting $10,000,000,000 worth of goods over the years, but stealing it would be like one of those comically over the top thefts you see in cartoons.
They have to be accounting for inflation.
let's be honest we owe pat more then one
but hes wrong anyway
My favorite Dan Ryckert video https://youtu.be/QO12Th8GoJg
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The Kansas school system failed that man
Or... we could just double down on it. Its what he would have wanted.
When Ben tries to say it’s like Jeff’s Phoenix down moment and Jeff’s “NO” slays me
What's a phoenix down moment?
15 fucking games and I only just got it too recently
Honestly this is why I respect Dan so much. He is man who just loves being himself 24/7.
Dan got married at a Taco Bell in Vegas in an expenses-paid trip after winning a contest sponsored by Taco Bell for couples to get married at a special Taco Bell wedding place. His life is dreams.
He had to pay taxes on the wedding, so apparently it was still super expensive.
I will never apologise to Patrick!
You're a trash man, Blackbeard.
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How 'bout no?
I love Dan never change
Ha ha, no we don't.
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