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level 1

Yeah, this. Seals will happily eat seabirds, too.

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level 3

Looking at it, it's face does remind me of a bear ... So I guess we mistakenly think of seals as like dolphins whereas we should be thinking of them as more like bears?

level 4
8 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

I mean, seals will also rape people, so I wouldn't really trust either

Edit: Shit sorry, I’m drunk, I meant dolphins. It’s dolphins that rape people.

level 5

Wait what

level 6

I’m drunk and meant dolphins. Dolphins rape people!

level 7

Oh aight

level 6

Dolphins are rapists

level 6
2 points · 1 month ago

Dolphins rape interspecially, is that a word, I think you know what I mean though. Theyve been known to rape dolphins, and humans. If dolphin rape rocked your world dont look into penguin rape and necrophilia. Especially dont look into duck rape proof vaginas.

level 7

That's a very specific google search.

level 8
3 points · 1 month ago

Its not a search for basic bitches.

level 5

I too, will need a source here...

level 4
2 points · 1 month ago

They are very closely related to bears!

level 3

That girl will forever be scared of the sea :/

level 3

Ugh those adults. See the seal go to bite her when she leans towards it and are just like “yeah okay this is fine” when she sits there. Theyre aggressive and territorial, who thought this was a good idea?

level 3

Woah dang

level 4

How did you know her last name?

level 3

Props to the dad, didn't hesitate a second. That's a good man

level 2

Yeah, this. Seals will happily eat [insert whatever], too.

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