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True though by Stef4Q in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]two_knight_sofa 6847 points6848 points  (0 children)

For those curious about wtf is happening here: Eminem and Royce started this Spanish-speaking club with Alan Thicke in which celebrities can come together and learn Spanish in a judgment-free zone. It's not necessarily exclusive, as it's known in most circles, but you do have to be invited to join. Biebs expressed interest, was reluctantly invited - concerns arose he might lack discretion - and upon his acceptance he judged tf out of Eminem for not being able to properly conjugate Tener in its irregular present tense form and isn't allowed to learn Spanish anymore.

Edit: For clarification, Biebs was in the club when he recorded Despacito. He was mumbling about Doritos in concert after he was booted since he's not allowed to Spanish anymore.

Edit again: Thanks for the gold! Happy to provide insider knowledge anytime.

Actually a great idea tbh by IronProdigyOfficial in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]juulfool21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“For the next 12 hours all customer service representatives are real people”

Panama who? by Plebsplease in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cranky9 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I agree wholeheartedly with you. Governments are dangerous. But, its a little ironic to me. I view Corporations as *even worse*. They will poison the water supply if they think it will help profits and raise executive bonuses. I'm saying ethically, corporations are worse. Its just my tiny little opinion.

If, forced to choose between governments or corporations. I'd choose governments. It could be naiive. But I feel as if you at least have a tiny chance against a government ( voting ). Against corporations? Nope. You might sue them for the harm or damage they did, but whatever, they don't care. and they have an army of lawyers. They've done everything they can to take away your right to sue, or limit that ability. In most cases, even when proven they've done wrong, the fines / penalties they incur are financially way less than the money they made ripping people off. Take Chase as a good example. Jamie Dixon once famously said to Elizabeth Warren, "Then Sue me". Because he didn't care. If you made a 500 Billion, paying out 100 Billion ain't no big deal.

Y’all better be treating your grandparents right by assman456 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]KOSisKurama 426 points427 points  (0 children)

Nobody’ll love you like a good grandparent!

We been through it! Done watched our most prized processions and our best friends grow up and leave home and go from needing us 24/7 to maybe calling once a day....

Then a miracle happens! Your baby has a baby! Your heart swells by like 10 sizes and you feel love like you didn’t know was real!

Now you got the knowledge or raising a couple kids, plus the extra time from not having kids and the extra money from not having kids and you get to unload all that on those grands! Love that shit!

My grandson is like a walking god, my granddaughters like freaking emperors with my very soul as their thrones. Their smiles are the prettiest pictures ever made, their laughs are the greatest soundtrack written and their jokes are funnier than anything ever said.....

Grandchildren are fucking awesome if you don’t know then sorry, cuz you just don’t know what love really feels like.... I love my wife, love my kids, hell I love my dog but what I feel for my grands is on another level... is the product of all that love, like a goddamn math bomb of love!

Sexy by IronProdigyOfficial in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AleredEgo 2024 points2025 points  (0 children)

My wife: I need help getting these kids to bed!

Me: GET TO BED RIGHT NOW AND GO TO SLEEP!

15 minutes later

W: Did they take baths?

M: No.

W: Did they brush their teeth?

M: No.

W: Did they change into pajamas?

M: No.

W: What DID you make them do?

M: They're asleep, I solved the problem. It's what I do.

Welcome back by dickfromaccounting in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Jackohs 5204 points5205 points  (0 children)

Unless his first wife passed away....

Dairy Queen by Caseylightning in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Funkit 3955 points3956 points  (0 children)

If it's anything like the KFC by me there are 5 people behind you in line and 7 cars in the drive thru with that one woman doing literally everything and four employees smoking weed and cigarettes by the dumpster.

I feel you girl. by YouGotMooched in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]HolbiWan 9493 points9494 points  (0 children)

Was about to say, “yeah but my kids have never pissed or shit on the floor,” but that wouldn’t be entirely accurate.

True. by CapitalistSam in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Marla_Lou 1265 points1266 points  (0 children)

what bothers me the most with those parents is when they say "my son likes to wear dresses, plays with dolls etc. so he actually is a girl". No, your son likes stuff that stereotypically is liked by girls! That doesn't make him transgender. I loved boy things when i was young, i wore boy clothes. But i am 100% a girl. I don't understand how this "open-minded" people act so hard on stereotypes.

True. by CapitalistSam in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ThePlantHoarder 791 points792 points  (0 children)

I wanted to be a boy when I little. I wore boy clothes, hung around all the boys in the neighborhood, played flag football etc. I remember around 8 years old wishing that I could shave off all of my long hair.

My parents never made a fuss about it. They let me dress and express myself however I wanted (as long as it was appropriate and safe). I grew out of most of it by ~13 years old. There was a phase in high school where I had a mohawk and wanted to be Johnny Knoxville. Then in my early twenties I finally shaved my head like I always dreamed of.

Looking back I really appreciate how my parents handled everything. I have a daughter myself now and am raising her in a similar way. We avoid gender stereotyping. She can play with whatever toys she likes, wear whatever color she likes etc. If she goes through a stage where she wants to be called a traditional boys name then that’s fine. If she grows up and announces she’s trans that’s fine too. I just want my kid to be a good person.

True. by CapitalistSam in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ZeiglerJaguar 378 points379 points  (0 children)

OP posted this as blatant anti-transgender propaganda and Reddit swallowed it hardcore.

EDIT: Comment used to say "yes [transgender] is [a mental illness/a joke]." Answer to "but, wait, isn't it?" here.

1 million versus 1 billion. by ImaginingDragon in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]WolfBurger3 609 points610 points  (0 children)

If you had 1 million dollars and spent a dollar every second you'd be broke in 11 days. If you had a billion dollars you would go broke in 31.5 years. A billionaire could spend 1 million every 11 days for 30+ years.

Confidence by limpbizkitdid911 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MightyMorph 2121 points2122 points  (0 children)

Men have a box deep deep DEEEEP inside them where they just shove everything and anything they dont want to deal with and just try to keep it there until it blows up one day, then they pick that shit up again and lock it back into the box.

Dry martini by MylesOnReddit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CaptTechno 4538 points4539 points  (0 children)

Well, give him an olive.

Edit: Thank you u/coder999999999 for gilding me on my Cakeday, I appreciate it. :)

Makes sense by NBLSS in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EvanElevan 978 points979 points  (0 children)

Pro Tip: Bring a puppy to stand out from the other 3 guys there.

Sugar buddy by yaboiadamm in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SleepingInADream 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Comments sorted by best: "omg so many butthurt nice guys and incels hahahahah"
Comments sorted by controversial: "omg relax nice guys you're so upset you virgins hahahahah"
Comments sorted by old, I see the first 5 comments were upset people, then just about everything after that is calling them out on being upset.

So 5 people were upset when the post was new, and then 191 others started commenting about how upset those 5 people were and how there's upset people everywhere all over.

And that is how the internet works.

Seriously by AsAGayGuy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LarBrd33 7692 points7693 points  (0 children)

Actually Miley’s hyper sexualized character was totally manufactured. She was being branded as a pop country princess similar to Taylor swift and it wasn’t really working so she hired Britney’s former manager. Within a two month period they changed her entire look and had her on stage half naked humping teddy bears and singing about doing drugs. It was all cooked up by suits. Sex and controversy sells - especially if you are trying to shed a child star persona. It was super transparent but it worked.

I mean like literally that clip of her singing Jolene was December 2012. She hires Britney’s manager in January. By March she’s fucking teddy bears on stage.

Seriously by AsAGayGuy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Fungi89 2294 points2295 points  (0 children)

One might say she got the best of both worlds

Grandma don't fuck around by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Amen_ds 1344 points1345 points  (0 children)

Not sure why this is on r/whitepeopletwitter

Girl is definitely Latina and I’ve never seen any old women of European descent go into a confrontation with chancla in hand.

Finally we can live in peace. by Arne_P in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RadiantTiger 6694 points6695 points  (0 children)

Sometimes terrible things happen in this world, and there's nothing you can do about it. Terror piles upon terror, people mistreating and killing each other, until finally, one brave soul stands up and says: "THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!"

I’m looking at you, Utah family. by wereallmadhere9 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]scarmine34 338 points339 points  (0 children)

Are we distinguishing between legal and illegal arguments or nah?