We interview Mr. W. Man today and he had this to say...
"You know, that album was truly the embodiment of my teenage years. I remember throwing down to songs like Dez Moines and Assistant To The Regional Manager all the time when i was alone in my room at 3 o'clock in the morning, surfing myspace, life was awful, but oh so good."
How did you ultimately feel when this tour was announced?
"Absolutely terrible! I mean sure Prada is already scheduled for a tour with Parkway Drive, and Fit For A King is also on a headline tour that is hitting a bunch of cities, but g-- d---it, why don't they f---ing come to Texas!"
I understand your frustration, however the band has said that they do plan on announcing more dates for the tour in the coming future.
"...They what now...?"
We are like, so totally sad. Like, we freaking hated Tim when he made that mistake (new record out soon). We were like "dang that's messed up, now I'm sad" (new record is gonna come out). When Tim texted us, we waited around 4 whole months before deciding to sell our dignity for album royalties (new album soon, pre-order it). It's gonna take some time to realize, but if we look inside I'm sure we'll find, that Tim is reformed and will make no more nasty boo boo mistakes (please buy our new album, tour soon as well).
YOU JUDGEMENTAL FUCKS ALL HE DID WAS TRY TO HAVE HIS WIFE KILLED. GIVE HIM A BREAK, HE CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS KIDS!!!1!1 HIS WIFE SHOULD LET HER KIDS SEE THE MAN WHO TRIED TO HAVE HER KILLED BECAUSE IT'S THEIR DAD.
HIS BAND'S NEW SHOW ONLY SOLD OUT IN LIKE 6 MINUTES, THAT'S 5 MINUTES TOO LONG FOR TIM "SHOOTER RECRUITER" LAMBESIS.
UMMM ALSO HE WENT TO A LITTLE PLACE CALLED PRISON...EVER HEARD OF IT? HE PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE HBO. GOOD THING HE'S THE LITERAL INCARNATION OF JESUS CHRIST AND WAS LET OUT EARLY. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NEW WIFE? WHAT A BABE, SHE'S DEFINITELY "THTA", TOO HOT TO ASSASSINATE ;) ;) ;)