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When even Satan has enough of this shit and doesn't want him in hell.

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5.4k points · 1 month agoGilded1

Satan: Send it to double Hell

level 2
3.2k points · 1 month ago

Satan announces Hell 2, exclusively for furries

level 3
1.1k points · 1 month ago

You really think it'd be hell if all the furries were together?

level 4

It’s all the furries together, but they all think they’re the only one for eternity because Satan tells each on individually that if anyone finds out they’re a furry they experience true damnation - Hell 3: Fury Road

level 5
616 points · 1 month ago

Furry* road

level 6

...fuck. You right

level 7

Still funny!

level 8

Still funny furry!

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level 7

Sooo close

level 6

Twake me hoooome🏫🎠

level 7
75 points · 1 month ago

To the pwace I bewooooong

level 8
69 points · 1 month ago

West Virginwia

level 9
56 points · 1 month ago

CUwUM TOwO MAMAAAA

level 10
34 points · 1 month ago

Taaaawk me hOwOme, couwntwy woads

level 6

To valhalla!

level 7

witnesses you OwO

level 6

Take your upvote...

level 5
33 points · 1 month ago

The Furry Place

Someone make a parody of that.

level 5

Well, we've been telling them to yiff in hell for years...

level 5

OwO

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level 4

That's the catch. You toss in 1 non furry extra person every once in a while who was supremely evil. That way they're doomed to an eternity with only furries.

Basically free volunteer work. Just good business.

level 4

Yes. For me.

level 5

Only if you're a furry.

level 6

👈😎👈Zoop...philia

level 7
19 points · 1 month ago

username checks out

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level 4

Rainfurrest is finally coming back!

level 4

Fursuits + Hellfire = Body odor so rancid even the curries cant handle it

level 5

But I wanna be a musky husky ;3

level 6

I heaved so hard my appendix exited my mouth for a moment. You proud of yourself? Jesus Christ.

level 4

Yes. It's all furries except they're given self awareness upon arrival.

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level 4

Doesn’t have to be hell if it’s contained. Think of it like the Typhoid islands or leper colonies.

level 4

If one normal guy was sent there, that’d be hell for him

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level 3

If you die in Hell can you go to Hell 2 and do you think there’s air conditioning in hell

level 4

No air. Just the stale hot sweaty musty acrid stench of fursuits, humidty and pungent smell of ball sweat, and the distinct smell of semen.

level 5
34 points · 1 month ago

That’s my fetish.

level 6

Have fun in Hell 2: Electricburnaloo then

level 7
12 points · 1 month ago

Is the smell guaranteed or is this one of them hell timeshare deals, I got burned on that once and I won’t be had again.

level 8

All guaranteed except the semen. That's up to you champ.

level 9

See. Always a catch.

level 5
11 points · 1 month ago

So a normal convention. Got it.

level 5

West Texas

level 4
7 points · 1 month ago

No, but it might just freeze over in your deathtime, so you should be alright.

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level 3

"It will have a battle royale mode" says satan

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28 points · 1 month ago

So, basically a cosplay convention.

level 4

With only dudes

level 5

So, basically a furry convention.

level 3

The Bible 2. Jesus is back and he isnt crucifucking around

level 3

ofc we get Hell 2 before Despacito 2 😭😭😭

level 4

This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

level 3

Well, yeah... Hell hath no furry.

level 3

If heaven is so good why isn't there a heaven 2?

level 3

🖕🏻

level 3
10 points · 1 month ago

Just out of curiosity, is this seemingly widespread hate towards furries real or a meme?

level 4
24 points · 1 month ago

Bit of both, I feel.

Not all furries are bad or anything, it's just that images or whatever of the ones that are usually considered bad are generally spread around more than the normal furries. Them being stereotyped so much doesn't help either.

A few bad apples spoil the bunch, or however that saying goes.

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level 4
9 points · 1 month ago

Mostly a meme. I mean I am sure there are some people who do hate them, but most I feel do it as a meme.

level 4

Both, but the hate is really prominent, since being a furry is in a large part a weirdo fetish/sexual degeneracy thing that often goes hand in hand with stuff like age play, diaper fetishism, liking really disturbing hentai or MLP porn, and so on.

Also, Rainfurrest: https://youtu.be/GmULc5VANsw.

level 5
9 points · 1 month ago

Feels like it's been in the decline ever since 2015 with trump, the incels and SJW culture becoming more and more prominent and political on the internet.

Most of the furry bashing I see these days seems to just be self-deprecating and in jest.

level 4

Depends on if furries have slipped containment recently. Remember 4chans hatred of furries is because gay furry porn used to / is spammed on there.

Otherwise it is because furries are drama whores worse than most any other community. I'm waiting for shit to really blow up in it.

level 3

Now with stories

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level 2

The special area reserved for furries and Shadman

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Original Poster51 points · 1 month ago

What’s a shadman?

level 4

Just be glad you need to ask that question

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Original Poster43 points · 1 month ago

I still wanna know. please don’t let me google it :(

level 6

He's bsically a very well known R34 artist with... Interesting tastes

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Original Poster37 points · 1 month ago

Oh I don’t like where this is going. Please don’t tell me it’s shit like child porn

level 8

Not that I've seen, definitely some bestiality in there though

level 9
Original Poster45 points · 1 month ago

Ok i will actually take a look

level 10

OOF

level 10

Nice

level 9
Original Poster79 points · 1 month ago

I REGRET EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

I checked out Rule34 and was like: Ok doesn't look to bad....

THAN it started with the horses and I was like: Ok I gonna womit.

THAN I got to the furry part and I was like: Well everybody for themselves

BUT THAN I got to the part with the gore and I REALLY REGRET ASKING AND CHECKING IT OUT!!!!!!

level 10

You're welcome :)

Also:

I'm gonna womit

Sorry to tell you, but you're infected by the furry

level 10

I WEGWET EVEWYTHING!!!!!!

I checked out wule34 and was wike: oh doesn’t wook to bad..,

THAN it stawted wit the hoyses and I was wike: ok I gonna womit! OwO

than o got the the fuwwy pawt and I was wike: well evewybody for themselves

BUT THAT I got to da pawt with da gowe and I REALLY AM GWAD I ASKED AND CHECKED IT OWT!!!!!!!!!!

FTFY

level 10

You sir, you messed up.

level 10

Mistakes were made

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level 8

eh he does some loli porn but its pretty mild just some rape here a mind break there and a sprinkle of bestiality combined with necrophilia around the edges nothing too too weird

level 8

It is. He has literally drawn child porn of actual, real children before. He also has a thing for Nazis.

level 8

Yeah that's exactly what it is you nailed it

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level 4

Oh you sweet summer child.

All i have to say is barricade your room, open an incognito tab, and destroy whatever innocence remains with you.

level 5
Original Poster17 points · 1 month ago

I wish I would have just ignore it. Excuse while I will cry in the shower for the next 30 hours.

level 6
16 points · 1 month ago

Shadman is into that too

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level 4

NO!!!!!

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>

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level 2

Is that like double secret probation?

level 2
3 points · 1 month ago

"I'll see to you at 5 o' clock, right after I've made Kage gargle my mayonnaise."

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level 1

Satan: WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING YOU WEIRDOS?!!

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Original Poster386 points · 1 month ago

I feel sorry for him :( he doesn’t deserve this even though he’s the devil himself :(

level 3

People think we go to hell to be punished by Satan but what if we go to hell to punish Satan?

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Original Poster53 points · 1 month ago

What if he likes to be punished and this is his Paradies?

level 5
12 points · 1 month ago

Thats an interesting kink

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level 4

So if we keep killing furries we can kill Satan! Sounds like a win win

level 3

Hey, Satan gets an unfair rap.

I'd argue Satan is much more just and reasonable than god

level 4

Thanks EmmaTheRobot

level 5

np buddy

You got me when we meet later, right?

level 6

Do robots go to hell?

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level 4

Woah there satan,

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13 points · 1 month ago

Satan wasn’t a piece of shit. He didn’t get sent down to watch hell for that. God wanted to punish him for his arrogance. He was full of himself. He wasn’t a bad angel. He just didn’t act the way god wanted him to.

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level 2

Well they sure as shit wouldn’t be in heaven.

“Hehwo Jeesus :3”

“I did not fucking create that what is that...”

level 3

Satan:Well, don’t give it to me! I didn’t create it either!

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m'satan

level 2

Nice username

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level 1
1.7k points · 1 month ago

Dead people use ØwØ, right?

level 2
Original Poster910 points · 1 month ago

Not XWX?

level 3
189 points · 1 month ago

No, that's what Charli XCX uses...

level 4
Original Poster66 points · 1 month ago

Actually had to google her. And agree that! Those guys need to use it in hell so Satan shall banish them to an even eviler place.

level 5
*arms railgun*
18 points · 1 month ago

So the Abyss? Eternal blackness with no sensory input except proprioception?

level 6

Straight to the void.

level 7
*arms railgun*
5 points · 1 month ago

Isn't that basically what I just described? Or is the void the same feeling of nothingness that everyone felt for the ~13.7 billion years before they were born?

level 8
3 points · 1 month ago

Hail Sithis, Lord of the Void, host of the formless and roiling shadow of infinity.

level 7
Roll of Floorf
2 points · 1 month ago

The guidance of the Morning Star, will lead the way

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level 5

man you had a lot of work to do today how do you feel after all this googling ? closer or further with the kids these days

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level 2

ᎾwᎾ

level 1
1.2k points · 1 month ago

OwO what's this?

level 2
1.4k points · 1 month ago

In hell, the demons have more eyes, so it's like

88w88

level 3
435 points · 1 month ago

Oh no.

level 4
*gasps and raises eyebrows in a cute way*
504 points · 1 month ago

OnO

level 5
180 points · 1 month ago

OH YEAHHHHH!

level 6

*bursts through brick wall*

level 7
6 points · 1 month ago

THIS GUY GETS IT!

OHHH YEAH

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level 6

YEAHHHHH!

level 7

YEAARRGGGHHHHHHHHH

level 8

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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level 6
5 points · 1 month ago

Oh boy

level 5
7 points · 1 month ago

OnI?

:thinking:

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level 3
*arms railgun*
81 points · 1 month ago

It depends on the species. Usually only the most ancient elder demons have even close to 16 eyes.

level 4

8888w8888

*̧̡nơ͡t̷i̷̴ć̴e̕͞ś ̡͘u̷r̀̕ S̬͆ͥ̾ͫͧA̵̴̮͔̲̼͒ͨ̅́̚͟͝͡C̶̶̝̝̟͜͝Ŗ̶ͨ͡I̡̮͎̬͈̲̅ͫͯ̔̑͞F̴ͮ̾̒̚̕I̶͓͖̠͇̦ͣ̓ͪ̇͋͝͏́́͠Ĉ̴̢̲͇͋͊ͪͯ͢͟͝Ȩ͍̬̭̝̮͐̆̈̌ͦ̕Ś̢̙̐͌͜*

8888W8888

level 5
*arms railgun*
23 points · 1 month ago

So how many parts of the EM spectrum besides visible light can y'all see with that many eyes?

level 6
Roll of Floorf
41 points · 1 month ago

All the colors of the wind. And UV. And IR. And Meat. And Sin. And the ability to detect people who brag about eating avocado toast all the time.

level 7
Roll of Floorf
8 points · 1 month ago

Also lasers.

level 5
*Gives eye bleach*
8 points · 1 month ago

888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888W888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

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level 4

They may have 16 eyes, but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

level 5
Roll of Floorf
12 points · 1 month ago

Yes.

level 4

owO you makin this up as you go or are you going off of folklore or something similar?

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level 3

I've never been so turned on in my life.

level 3

I'm sorry, I had to downvote to keep your score at 666. Otherwise I woild have upvoted.

level 4

Understandable, but

level 5

God dammit.

level 6

You tried, it means a lot

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level 3

I was the 666th vote on your comment and I feel proud that we're here now

level 4

Yѻપ รɦคɭɭ ๒પɼก

level 3
4 points · 1 month ago

/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\

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level 3

Sometimes it’s 00oWo00

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level 2

👁👄👁

level 3

👁️👅👁️

level 4

👁💋👁

level 5

👁🐽👁

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level 3
3 points · 1 month ago

Does this make any other Fallout players think of the scientists from Old World Blues?

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level 2

BULGE

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level 2
4 points · 1 month ago

Notices horns

level 1
628 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Spider GF: Catches u in her web

Spider GF: 88w88 what’s dis??

level 2
level 3

I don't watch anime, but I sorta want to watch that one.

Someone shoot me before I turn into one of them.

level 4
15 points · 1 month ago

Too late now you gotta watch the anime AND read all the manga and you'll still want more

level 4
3 points · 1 month ago

I can show you how to avoid falling to its influence, but its a power not taught by the jedi

level 5

Yeah, but if you shoot me, don't even keep the one you care about from dying. 

Care about me

level 6
3 points · 1 month ago

This is happening quickly, im not sure im ready to devote myself to a relationship like this

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level 3

what the oof.

level 4

dude it's a good anime

level 5

Snakes are cool

Spiders are cool

Tits are cool

But this is just 2spooky4me.

s u b s c r i b e s

level 4

what the oof.

OwO what's this? FTFY

level 3
23 points · 1 month ago

I expected nothing and I was still let down.

level 3

Nsfw

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level 2

I read this as 'ate-ate-wait-ate'

level 3

me_irl

level 2
level 1

Time to add another layer to Hell.

level 2

The 10th level of hell, exclusively for furries

level 1
143 points · 1 month ago

Just send him up to heaven. I don't want to deal with this.

level 1
level 2
Original Poster22 points · 1 month ago

Why furry?

level 3

UwU and nuzzles

level 3

Most people who OwO nuzzle nuzzle are furries or closet furries. Lmao

level 4
19 points · 1 month ago

gAMeR gIrLs

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level 1
110 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

Honest question, when you see an uwu or an OwO, does anybody else actually give it sound and say oohwoo or ohwoah like some creepy little anime sound? Or is it just supposed to be an emoticon?

level 2
72 points · 1 month ago

Sounds like Oh Woah for owo in my head or Oo Woo for uwu

level 3

Same! It somehow makes it worse

level 4
19 points · 1 month ago

I think it just makes it more hilarious when you can read a conversation and immediately read over uwu as Oo Woo and double back to read it again to make sure that was right

level 3

AH DEXTER

level 2

It's meant to be a face but I always read it phonetically.

level 2

I definitely both hear it as a sound, and see it as an emoticon. It's the sound you make when you make that face.

level 3

I feel what youre saying

level 2
*Oh-whoa*
12 points · 1 month ago

Yes definitely

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So, yeah. Satan. "King of Hell" is my title. I have big scary horns, red skin, and the sharp teeth.

But really, I'm not a bad guy!

Look at it this way: I punish the evil, yet I'm a bad guy. Come on! That's like saying Batman is evil!

You know all of this terrible murderers and rapists and all of the sort down on earth that got away with their crimes? Yeah, not down here! They get sent straight down here. They're aren't getting away with that shit!

Look at this. This is a corner specifically for people in ISIS. If you look closely, that's Al-Qaeda! It's kind of hard to tell with his beard burnt off. These guys didn't have much punishment, now did they?

And you know the people who go to hell because of their BDSM fetishes? They're having a fucking blast here, dude! Tie em up in chains, poke em with a Trident a couple times, this is practically their heaven.

And then there's the people who weren't bad people that are in here, beside the BDSM guys of course. Like the gays, and the guys who just weren't religious. We just kind of drink some beer and shit, talk about stuff. They don't like the hot tubs too much, though.

When it comes to that stuff, I'm a nice guy. I really am. It's just, one type of person that I particularly cannot fucking stand.

Furries.

I have to keep them away with my Trident so they don't hump my goat legs! What the fuck is wrong with these people? No, not people, things? I have no idea how the fuck to punish them. They're too goddamn kinky! I can't let them get eaten by wolves, I can't tie them up in chains, I can't do them in lava, so I just send them down to Hell 2.

Hell 2 isn't exactly torture, its just boring as shit. You can't see or hear or touch anybody, and it's just a plain white landscape. Perfectly flat. Perfectly silent.

You know what these fuckers do? D̵̙͈O ͜YOṴ̬͡ ̘̣̝͓̹͈̞K͈̪̯͎̥ͅN̫͇Ọ͎̤͙̦͖ͅW̰̙̺̳̬̘͢ͅ ̧̺͎̙Ẁ͎H̠̱̠͔ͅA͔̥̘̳͎̠͘T̠̝ ͚̻̭̯̥̤̹T̬̲̮͓̬̟H͎̞̱͝E͘S̟̞̟͎̠E ̭F͕͖͚͟U̼̳C̵͎ͅK͕̗͍̪͇E̺̙̖͔RŚ ̟̱̀D̛̖̬͖͎O̺̼̹̜?̭̦͉͕͙͇͇?̛̜͙̜͕?̧̖̞͍͚̪̩͔

They just fucking jerk it for all eternity. Fuck it. I don't know what to do...

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level 1

My colleagues must be wondering why I am laughing like an idiot in the toilet!

level 2

They know

level 3

OwO, ha-having f-fun?? unzips

level 1

20 STD

level 1
Original Poster31 points · 1 month ago

Ok this escalated a Little Bit. But anyway: Thank you guys for your upvotes :) I wish you lads a nice day and a great rest of the week :)

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level 1

Satan: No wonder DOOM guy hates us sigh

level 1

Destroy me daddy..

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level 1

This sounds like a scene straight from Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell

level 1

Hah this is awesome.

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level 1

Hahahahahahahaaha. Nuzzles.

level 1
3 points · 1 month ago

The @s8n twitteris great

level 2
5 points · 1 month ago

Love you

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level 1

I actually love seeing this stuff. Some things make me cringe and uncomfortable to even look at, but this stuff is hilarious to me.

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level 1

"....billion year dungeon."

level 1

Now this is epic.

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